Kichi's Comment
"What the... What the buck happened to you? You look different. More normal and less like the Smoke from Lost" You ask looking at the stallion
"What hap-WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! You dare to ask me that after what you did to me?" Shouts Sombra in rage as he shoots another beam at you, but you manage to evade it. You get back up and look over where the blast hit to see scorch marks. You get a an annoyed glare as you say,
"Ouch! Jeeze man, that could have really hurt you know?"
"Oh, really? I'm sorry, but it hurts a lot more to be devoured BY SOME PUNY INSECT EL HUNKO!" Sombra yells in rage
You wince a slightly at this (both at his words and his volume) before you say,
"Calm down Sambomba. I was not in control when I...ate you. I don't even remember eating you."
Sombra's eyes twitch in annoyance before he facehooves and says,
"Of course! Of all the beings on the planet, I was defeated by a stupid idiot that can't even remember my name... MY NAME IS SOMBRA YOU STUPID BUG!"
"Okay, Okay, I'm sorry... wait a moment... How do you know I'm El Hunko? I changed before we fought" you ask.
"Maybe the fact that you Devoured me and I've witnessed your exploits these last few days had something to do with it," he taunts. "And that was a disguise? I don't think even Celestia could fall for that" Sombra comments as he fires another spell.
"Really? But it worked in the gala and no one suspected anything, not even Solar Flanks" you point out.
"Seriously? I knew ponies had gotten dumb after a thousand years, but I didn't think they were 'that' dumb. Tell me, do those mares in your harem at least know you are a Changeling, or are they so dumb they haven't noticed?" he asks.
"Ha...Harem?" you ask surprised.
"Yes, those Six idiotic fillies whom you defended. A changeling only fights to protect his love source!" he points out, firing another shot at you, to which you dodge.
Normally you'd point out how speciest that statement is, but an image of the Deadly 6 in clothes from saddle arabia comes to mind, causing you to lose focus.
"Come to us, Bugze... Come to us..." they say in their seductive clothing, but you shake your head even as a bit of blood leaks out your nose.
"No Bad Bug! Now's not the time for-AAAAHHH!!!!" and you get blasted by a shot from Sombra.
"How stupid are you to daydream in the middle of battle? Are all Changelings this prone to this stupidity?"
"OK, that is speciest. I may not have any love for the Hive, but I'd like to think there are other changelings out there that have made good decisions!"
Silver Strange's Comment
Meanwhile
"Finally! Done!" A lone changeling said, looking over his resume.
Name: Silver strange
Sex: male
Age:@!$&
Race: Changeling
Past jobs: Mercenary, animator, cashier at McRonalds
Useful attributes: kendo, archery, martial arts, otaku, no-life,
"Okay, now I just need to give this one of the Crimson Knight's leaders. Who knows, maybe there will be other changelings there" he murmurs as he walks into a bar.
Inside a cloaked Diamond Dog and a cloaked Pony were having a discussion over drinks.
"Look Snap, all I'm saying is screwing over the Transformares franchise IS a crime punishable by death, no matter what the others say" says the dog.
"Well yeah Brown Dog, not to mention what he did to the Ninja Turtles, but that just begs the question, how are we going to sneak into Michael Beigh's house to do this?" says the pony.
Silver walks right up to them and says,
"Why sneak at all? Why not just use explosives to give him an ironic death and thus end his movie tyranny?"
They both look at him as the Dog sniffs and claps him on the back.
"This bug has the right idea! Let's recruit him!"
"He's another Changeling?" asks Snap Drake, making Silver nervous.
"Uh-huh, you can't fool my nose."
"Don't you think we have enough of those? We haven't even reported the others," asks Snap.
"Well I ain't no snitch, and Kichi and the others are cool so why would I?"
"Good point."
The Brown Dog then looks back to Silver, "How about it buddy, you wanna join?"
"Oh heck yes, I even brought a resume," he says as he holds it up.
The Brown Dog just slaps it out of his hands and says.
"Screw that reading bullspit, let's go do your awesome plan now!"
"I'll grab the arrows and the dynamite!" Snap says excitedly as they both grab the changeling by the shoulder and lead him outside.
"Well that was easy," he says aloud.
"By the way, what's your name buddy?"
"Silver Strange, and this is by far the best decision I've ever made!"
Back to You
You sneeze as a wild sense of irony hits you.
"Oh come on random changeling making a bad decision in the world, you're making me look bad!" you yell to the air.
Sombra just shakes his head in bemusement.
"How did I lose to such a cretin like you?!" he shouts sending another blast at you.
"Ey! It was not my fault that you tried to enslave me and my friends, it's not like you deserve better!" you shout.
"A King Does Not Suffer the Horrors of being Consumed!" he shouts.
"Well if it makes you feel any better, you originally were going to get attacked with the power of love before I came around," you snark.
"I was what?" he asks confused.
"Well... It's a long story..." you start to explain, before you again are sucker punched by a blast of his magic.
"What the Buck! Can you stop for just a second!?"
Sombra just growls in annoyance as he continues to blast you. As you continue to dodge the attacks you can't help but ask,
BrownDog's Comment
“So…You’re not dead after being chewed up? How'd you manage that?"
Sombra finally stops shooting at you as he growls,
“I was in a state between life and death when you devoured me you stupid insect!”
“Oh Thank Luna! I’m not a murder!” you yell out before remembering Flag Burner, “Or at least not a repeat offender!” you cry out.
This earns another blast towards you but you dodge.
“Stop your stupidity and die!” he yells.
“I’ll put it on my to do list. But how are you even here?” you ask.
“Because when you devoured me, you stole my horn! It’s lodged somewhere within you, and I’ve been trapped here, regaining my consciousness since that day.”
“Oh…that might be why I had such a stomachache,” you muse.
“And you have been harnessing my magic against my will! I will not be a battery to you!”
“So you’re where that shadow whip came from…and why I kept hearing angry growling in the distance,” you think aloud.
“My anger for you knows no bounds!” he roars.
“Hey, you might want to keep that in check. I could help, I know some breathing exercises that could…”
He sends out another blast of magic. “Stop acting nonchalant! You ate me, you need to die so that I may be free!”
“Hey buddy, newsflash, If I die, so do you. That’s the rules for possessing me,” you say as you stand victorious in front of him…until he blasts you again, hitting your scar, which sends a jolt of pain through you.
“BRAGH! Oh You Bucker!” it doesn’t hurt as much as when it bled, but still.
“You are wrong puny insect. I am not possessing you. Possessing implies I wish to be here. No, I am trapped here in your flesh sack!” he yells as he lifts you up and slams you into the ground.
“But when you die, I will be free!” he yells, punching you in the nose.
“Free to take back my Empire, free my kind, and conquer this miserable rock,” he says throwing another punch, to which you catch.
“Then I guess you’re not going anywhere Simba!” you yell as you headbutt him, before Falcon Kicking him back away from the bed.
As you fight, you utilize the Shadow Whip on him, and he roars in anger.
“That is my magic! Give it back!” he yells with his own Shadow Whip. They collide, and you both engage in a shadow tug of war match.
As the two of you continue to tug on the Shadow Whips, you start to sweat as you think,
Come on Bugze! There's got to be some way to beat him quick before he notices Selena. Think, what was one of his weakness during your fight back at the empi-That's it!
Remembering that this is your mind and you can make anything happen, you focus above Sombra as you yell,
"HEY SOMBRERO! I HOPE YOUR READY FOR SOME...
Kill with pure kawaii
PURE KAWAII!"
With that said multiple popping sounds are heard above Sombra as he looks up in confusion as he says,
“What nonsense are you-Oh My Gosh, is that Hamster Circus?!” he squeals like a Teenaged Filly in glee.
Above you is a miniature circus tent, with hamster doing acrobatics, juggling, bouncing on beach balls, and jumping through flaming hula hoops as catchy music plays.
“Oh just look at their little noses and feet! It’s so beautiful, I can’t even remember why I’m angry right n-WWAAAAHHH!!!”
With Sombra distracted you pull hard on the Shadow Whip, pulling Sombra away from his Kawaii bliss and towards you, to which you Flacon Punch him into a nearby wall. Sombra growls in anger as he pulls himself away from the wall before saying,
"How dare you take me away from that adorableness! You will pay for such actions WITH YOUR LIFE!"
With that you,
Sliver Strange's Comment
Get into your battle position, steeling for what's coming next.
Sombra does the same as he charges his horn, dark clouds of purple and green swirl around him. Without warning he fires.
You dodged to the side, barely missing the huge projectile.
"Huh, that was close-"
The attack curves around back at you and much faster this time.
You dodge again and again and again. The blast doesn't lose momentum, as it get faster with each failed hit.
Eventually it hits you. It only hit the tip of your foreleg, but the effect is wide spread. sense you have is assaulted, your vision darkens, silence fills the dreamscape and a unbearable pain burns in your body.
The worst though, is when you see life flash before you. Every happy moment, your visits to grandbuggy, your time with nightshade and your friends leaves your mind. And memories of nightshade dying, the nightmare, killing flag burner and every failure and insult bore into your mind on never ending replay.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!," you scream in agony.
You try to get up, pain fills every part of body. But sombra hits you again. The horrible pain fills you again, bringing you to tears.
You get up and dodge his next blast.
You dodge again and again; sombra mocking you the whole while. He insults you about being weak.
You remember the infinite mass punch increasing both 'mass and velocity .
You buzz your wing until you find the 'sweet spot' and your whole body vibrates with a low hum.
Meanwhile Sombra decides to try new tactics and launches crystal spikes out of the ground.
With your increased speed you dodge them all.
"Gotta go fast, Sanic. Gotta go faster, faster faster. Duh a duh a duh duh duh. Go go go,"
You get close to give the motherbucker a-
"FALCON PANCH!!!!!"
You fire incased hoof slams into Sombra's face so hard that we have to go into slow motion just to see the damage! You can see a tooth fly out of Sombra's mouth due to your punch, and you can't help but smirk at that. Now back to normal speed we see Sombra go flying, bouncing off the ground and straight into a wall. He slowly gets up and begins to growl as he says,
"Your goanna pay for that bug!"
With that Sombra starts to charge at you. You glare at him as you...
Use the Boomstick to start knocking back Sombra, then remember you're in a dream, turn it into a "Boomstick" (double-barreled shotgun) and blast Sombra point-blank in the face.
Take out the Boom Stick and begin to slam it into the ground repeatedly, sending the smoke king flying away from you and back into the wall. He glares in anger at you before he jumps back up and charges at you in lightning speed. Your eyes widen in surprise, and before youcan respond Sombra has slammed you into the wall behind you. You cry out in pain as you loose your grip on the Boomstick and it falls next to you. Sombra glares at you in rage as he begins to choke you as he says,
"Why you little bug! You think that little stick can beat me! I'm the King of the Crystal Empire, and you will be groveling at my hooves and bagging for mercy by the time I'm down with yo-"
Getting annoyed at the mad king's rambling, and remembering that this is your mind, you manage to grab the Boomstick...which is now an actual Boomstick! You push the barrel into Sombra's face, who has shut up due to said gun in face, as you say,
"Eat This!"
With that you shoot Sombra point blank in the face! The blast sends Sombra flying away from you. You begin to gasp for breath as Sombra begins to get up with a shocked look. The shocked look soon turns into an angry one as he shouts,
"I can't believe in...YOU SHOT ME IN THE FACE!"
You give your own glare as you yell,
"YOU WERE CHOKING ME!"
"YOU SHOT ME IN THE FACE!"
"AGAIN, YOU WERE CHOKING ME! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO!? LET YOU CHOKE ME TO DEATH?!"
...
"Yes."
Your eye twitchs in annoyance before you say,
"Oh buck this!"
With that you...
The Rutherford's Comment
Summon a glowing ball in front of you. This is a dream after all, time to take advantage of that fact.
"What is that?" asks Sombra.
"Only one of the most overpowered things in all of videogamedom," you say cryptically before smashing the ball in your hooves.
"FINAL SMASH!!!" you all yell as gigantic beams of light burst forth from all four of you, engulfing the mad king who yells in agony.
As the beam ends, and all of your personas have reforged with you, you see no sign of him anywhere.
As you begin to breath deeply from how much energy that attack took, you can't help but wonder,
"Did...did I get him?"
"Nope."
Your eyes widen in surprise as you turn around...
(insert ghost nappa refrence here)
And see him standing there. There are a few cuts on his face, and bruises, and he looks pissed.
"Not gonna lie. That was a dick move bug. Dick move..."
You then attempt to strike out at him...
BrownDog's Comment
Only for him to overpower you and send you flying into Selena's room. As you lay groggily on the ground you see Sombra coming your way, but something else catches his attention as he looks around the room and says,
Now what thing of importance is in the bed?” he says as he trots over to it.
“N-No! Stay Back!” you yell at him, but he turns and blasts you back again.
“What have you been protecting in he…” he stops as he sees her upon the bed.
“L-Luna?” he says in shock. He flings the cover off her before he scowls in annoyance.
“Yes…when she grew and became darker, you’re that thing she became! The thing that killed me the first time!” he roars as he gathers a large amount of magic in his horn.
“You Damned Alicorns, will you never let me be?!” he says as he points his horn at her.
“NOOOO!!!” you yell as you tackle him, the shot going wide.
“GET THE BUCK AWAY FROM HER!!!” you yell with the RCV.
“Ah, so you do have a weakness! If you won’t die, then perhaps she’ll die for you!” he bellows, as he keeps trying to shoot Selena.
“GGGGRAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!” you yell angrily as you jump in front of his spells. They hurt, and he keeps trying to shoot around you, but you keep taking them.
“Ha ha ha ha! That’s it, keep taking the hits, it will reward you nothing!” he taunts.
“Won’t…let…you…kill her…” you grit through your teeth as smoke billows from your chest.
“As if I need your permission cockroach!” he shouts as he sends out a shadow whip and slingshots you to the side. He then starts building more magic into his horn for another large attack.
“You motherbucker, don’t you bucking…”
“First this unholy b!^$# dies, and then you, for usurping my throne!” he roars as he blasts the bed, causing it to explode.
“NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!” you cry out in anguish as you see the remnants of the bed fall into a smoking burning pile.
Sombra laughs as you stare in shock at where she was just sleeping. The mare who saved your life, and gave you your daughter and power, and he just blew her up. You angrily turn and begin to rush him.
“SSSOOOMMMMBBBRRRRAA-*ach*” your shout is cut short as he wraps his shadow whip around your throat and begins strangling you.
“Now on the cusp of your death, you finally get my name right you filthy maggot,” he taunts as he sends out shadow tendrils that wrap around your limbs like manacles.
You struggle against the ligaments, but the one on your throat only grips harder, causing your vision to become spotted.
“Die now. Die now in your anguish. Die and let me be free. Die knowing that I will next turn my vengeance upon that Alicorn brat of yours…” he taunts.
You grit your teeth in anger as your eyes begin turning orange, even as your vision fades.
“Die knowing that you failed those you love, and that there is no one that can stop me,” he whispers in your ear. Before throwing his head back and laughing
You feel flickers of the Cloak trying to form, but the darkness has nearly claimed you. When suddenly, a Dark Blue light cuts through the darkness.
“AAAAAHHHH!!!!” Sombra roars as he is struck in the back from the light and is thrown off of you.
“GGGOOOOAAAAHHHHH!!!*cough cough*" you gasp in much needed oxygen as your vision begins to come back.
You see Sombra struggle to stand back up.
“Wh-who dares? Who dares strike me whilst I…” his rant ends as he looks behind you and his jaw drops in shock.
You chance a turn around yourself, and your own jaw hits the ground at what you see.
In front of the burning remains of the bed is Selena. She is smaller and weaker looking than her previous Nightmare Moon state, but the sneer on her face is no less intimidating.
“Y-You?” Sombra gasps.
Kersey's Comment
A midnight beam of energy blasts Sombra away from you before she calls out and another Midnight Blue blast of magic strikes Sombra and sends him flying backwards. She then flaps her wings and glides into the air, landing next to you, facing Sombra. In your shocked state, you stare at your risen friend and you can't help but hear this in your head as you gaze upon her.
“Sel…Sel…” you try and fail to make words as she turns her head to face you.
"You should sit back and relax Bugze, I'll take care of this…" here she cracks her neck loudly before facing Sombra and saying, "Trash!"
Sombra just growls in anger as he picks himself back up.
“No matter, You weak pathetic mare, I will just make sure you are even more dead!” he yells before charging at Selena, who just yawns before she teleports out of the way of his charge, reappearing at his side and back kicking him in the ribs.
“Ahhh!!!” he roars as she then flies forward and tackles him, shooting magic into his chest point blank.
As he screams, she picks him up and launches him into the air, juggling him with multiple magic attacks, before Shoryukening him in the jaw. He lands in a heap, but then gets up and spits out a tooth and glares at her.
“Cheap move B!^%$, is that all you’ve got?”
In response, she sends a blast of magic his way, to which he creates a shield and deflects. He then sends his own magic missile towards her, which grazes her shoulder. You hear her yelp at this, and stumble, but she stands her ground.
“You’re nowhere near as powerful as you once were Luna!” he roars at her. You notice the scowl on her face become more prevalent after he says this, but also beads of sweat on her forehead, and you notice she’s panting. Worry spikes through your mind.
Oh no, she only just woke up, she’s still not completely there. This guy almost just killed me, how is she gonna…
Before you see her give Sombra a sinister smile.
“I may not be as powerful as I once was worm, but I have something you don’t,” she exclaims.
“And what is that?”
“Knowledge of the land,” she says cryptically.
“What is that supposed to me-OH SWEET FAUST, WHAT IS THAT?!” he shrieks as a group of Xenomorphs come from the darkness and rush him.
“Fictional creatures that modern day ponies have created,” she says as she hovers above, lifting you up with her magic, to which you are grateful for.
Sombra blasts one that gets too close, and is sprayed by their blood.
“GGGRRRAAAGGGHHH!!!” he roars as his skin begins to sizzle.
“Oh, did I forget to mention they bleed acid?” she says cheekily.
“What is the matter with these future ponies?!” he yells as he begins blasting the alien horrors and dodging their blood.
“Oh they have imagined far worse than this,” she says as the flood from Halo begin to appear all around him.
“WHAT THE BUCK?!” he yells as he begins shooting the alien virus sacks and doing nothing as he gets beaten and swarmed by the creatures.
“They have also demonized the once comedic jester!” she shouts as clowns rise from the ground, all with sharp teeth with distorted laughs. You close your eyes and plug your ears at this horrifying sight as they swarm Sombra and start biting him.
Screaming and wounded, he summons up a massive blast of Shadow that destroys the monstrosities around him.
“Enough of these fictional beasts! They aren’t real, and they cannot hurt me!” he yells.
“Oh ho ho, but the best monsters are those that have actually existed are they not?” Selena taunts as Daleks materialize around him in a circle.
“Giant Salt Shakers? Is this supposed to be a joke?” he asks.
“Nope,” she smirks.
“Exterminate! Exterminate!” they cry out and begin blasting him, causing him to scream even higher than before.
Eventually he collapses upon the floor from so many blasts. The Daleks disappear, and she lands the two of you in front of the beaten king.
“How…how?...” he wheezes.
“I have lived within my bug’s mind for 2 and a half years. What chance did you think you had?” she says.
“Yeah, my mind isn’t the most peaceful place,” you chuckle.
“Indeed,” she agrees.
“But…You’re so weak. You’re nothing compared to me. I have the power of shadow and dark magic. How could you defeat me Luna?” he groans.
She walks over to his downed form and says, “Because while we were both born of darkness, you didn't embrace the shadows until you were but a stallion while I've been the Nightmare ever since I was born.” She then sneers at him.
“And my name isn’t Luna!” she roars as she rears up, “It’s Selena!” She then brings her hooves down on his head with a resounding crack, Knocking him out immediately.
“And don’t you ever harm my bug or threaten my daughter again…” she mutters to him.
A dark cage then materializes out of the ground and encases the tyrant king, as manacles and chains appear and chain him to the floor.
Panting and gasping, she then turns back and looks at you, and for the first time, you are both at the same eye level.
“Well that should about do it,” she says to you.
As she says this, you finally have a chance to think without the threat of Sombra around. And the full realization that she is alive, that she is back, hits you. You can't help but feel tears coming as you say,
"I'm...I'm so glad you're OK..." you say as you hug her.
Selena hugs you back which brings a smile on your face as you sniffle happily,
"I didn't know if you would ever wake, it's been hard without you, but you're back now. A little smaller, but back just the same."
"Yes Bugze, I am back. I truthfully did not know whether I'd live, but I had hoped that you would. It's good to see you again," she says tenderly.
You both pull back from the hug and you both smile at each other.
"Bugze, as happy as I am to see you again, I just have one little question that needs answering."
"Oh, and what is th-*SMACK* OW!" you cry as you are slapped upside the head by the Alicorn. "The buck was that for?"
"Do you mind explaining, why in the 9 layers of Tartarus, KING SOMBRA is inside our head?"
You rub your head and chuckle nervously, "Heh heh...ya...about that...you see it all started with..."
ONE EXPLANATION LATER
And then you showed up and saved my bacon again...and that's about it, heh heh..." You chuckle nervously at Selena's face as she says,
"*Sigh*Bugze I have just one thing to say to you, and that is-"
What does Selena say?
"...Can I keep him?"
"What?" you say.
"What?" Sombra says.
Also, I forgot to mention this, but I called Sombra being trapped in the mobile villain containment and reformation unit that is B.U.G.Z.E. back during the nightmare arc.
P.S.- the new shadow whip should always be preceded by "GET OVER HERE!"
Too soon. I would like Selenas coma to have been developed father.
The most op power i have ever did in gaming was
Knights Of The Round from final fantasy 7 someone implament this in the story.
So I don't know if you play StarCraft or not but when I seen the Flood I have to say that the flood have NOTHING on the Zerg. The Flood do not have the ability to travel in space without first "consuming" something that knows how to pilot something that can travel in space and then make it habitable for them. The Zerg on the other hand don't have that problem, every creature that can fly for the Zerg can travel in space under there own power. While i'm at it the Zerg only need one creature to expand and nothing else. The Flood need things that they can corrupt to expand.
Some last minute things about the creatures that I know of in from both the games. The Zerg have two that that come to mind very quickly. The first is the Ultralisk. This behemoth stands to my memory five stories tall or bigger. The next is called the Leviathan. Basically think of it as an organic moon that is how big is it, and yes it can under its own power travel thru space and at the same time carry other Zerg inside it's self, and it can defend it's self. The only thing that comes to mind that is close to the size of those two creatures for the Flood is the Gravemind, how even still is dwarfed by the Ultralisk. The only thing else that I can think of the is worth mentioning (read as "more like caring") is the Hydralisk for the Zerg I'm not going to say what they do you can find out for your selves to see what they can do that the Flood can't.
*PUNCH* "WHAT THE BUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!!!" Selena roars in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
When she hears about how Nightshade was imperiled at least twice while she was away, she flies into a rage resulting in an argument that culminates in.
NM: From now on, Nightshade will permanently stay in her room!
B: Woah, woah, WOAH! I want to protect Nightshade too-
NM: You could've fooled me.
B: What?!
NM: Thou art clearly incapable of properly guarding our child!
B: What? No, I-
NM: In the time I have been gone, you just let our daughter run off and get involved with no less than two cursed entities and lost control of our power to devour an umbrum alive!
B: But those were recent events! You weren't there to hel-
NM: Oh? How about when thy fellow changelings foalnapped her? Thou actually let those parasites hold you down and beat you instead of just immediately unleashing me and squashing them!
B: If I did we would have exposed ourselves and-
NM: WE WERE IN THE BUCKING EVERFREE WITH NO OTHER WITNESSES OTHER THAN THOSE CHANGELINGS WE SHOULD HAVE SMASHED!
B: I... Okay, now that I think about it, that was really stupid of me-
NM: Agreed.
B: But they just wanted to go home! They didn't deser-
NM: And the other thing, your consistent whining over those changelings! Need I remind you they gleefully admitted to carrying out terrorist attacks against the civilian population and foanapped our daughter! To dumb things down to a level that even YOU could understand; They were bad roaches who got what they deserved SO STOP TREATING THEM LIKE INNOCENT MARTYRS!!!
B: But-
NM: And now there's the fight with Sombra. This was YOUR mind so you should've dominated that petty shadow tyrant, but from the looks of it you spent the whole fight just letting Sombra blast at you without going on the offensive. Clearly you lost whatever edge you had so from now on I shall take direct control of MY daughter's safety!
B: S-Selena, let's not be hast-
NM: From now on, when my daughter is in ANY danger, I will assume direct control and eviscerate whatever that danger will be!
B: But if you do that, you'll expose-
NM: I AM THROUGH WITH THOU WORTHLESS DESIRES! I have previously honored your request to maintain our secrets, but that alternate Tartarus has taught us both that Nightshade's life is far more precious and important than your petty insistence on secrecy. If thou can't and won't protect my daughter, I will do so myself!
B: Hey, the last time you took control during a fight, you almost massacred a whole gala!
NM: That twas my former self. But even then I took the precaution of keeping Nightshade confined to the Inventory.
[I can't think of a proper way to phrase this part, but it involves Bugze convincing Selena to NOT imprison Nightshade in the Inventory and that they should change into the Hooded Offender before unleashing the Nightmare Cloak since everyling already knows the Hooded Offender has such power]
NM: ...Thou will have til the count to 5.
B: What?
NM: That will be our arrangement from now on. When our child is imperiled, I will count to 5 and that is how long you have to change into this "Hooded Offender" personality and unleash me before I assume direct control and deal with matters myself.
If you think Selena is overreacting, here are the reasons;
-A. Mama Bear instincts can turn even the sweetest girl into a fearsome monster
-B. Selena is still a recently-reformed supervillain
-C. She just saw first-hoof that Nightshade's death brought about the bucking apocalypse.
-D. Nightshade's father is an idiot
To answer the question, in my opinion, the worst thing in Season 3 was the "Spike at Your Service" episode. While it did have a few funny moments, I was let down with how Spike was portrayed. He has been an effective worker for Twilight for years, and yet suddenly he cannot do anything right? I honestly feel like he has been used as the comedic relief poorly. He has the potential to actually be worthwhile character, but they constantly use him in ridiculous ways. And this episode is a perfect example of it...That and the episode with him and the pets
Agreeing with Kersey's comment, after the agreements have been made, Bugze should ask:
Bugze: So how come you are smaller than you used to be? Is it because of me using your power in the Crystal Empire? Even though I must admit you still look beautiful, I was just curious.
This question should cause Selena to stop her rant and start to look at herself (I feel like she is about the size of Luna after she was cleansed with the Elements of Harmony).
Selena: Well, I would say that my size shows how much weaker I am than the last time I was awake. However, since I am now fully alert, I should start regaining my power within the next six months or so. By the end of that time, I should be even stronger than before.
Bugze: So I can currently use Sombra's (Sweet I finally learned his name!) Shadow Whip. Do I still need to try to not use the Nightmare Cloak until you regain more power?
Selena: Actually you should be able to use the Nightmare Cloak just fine. I was inn a similar state the first time you used it.
Bugze: And this will not hurt you? Or make me lose control?
Selena: It should not. I will be able to assist you or take direct control if need be.
Bugze: Alright. That is good to know. Now there is only two more serious questions I need you to help answer.
Selena: And those are?
Bugze: First off, what are we going to do with Sombra? I feel like the more I use his ability, the stronger he will become, and I definitely don't want him taking over my body. So how are we going to contain him until we can reform him and have him agree to help us?
Selena: I can easily contain him for now, even while directly controlling your body or while channeling my powers, but I agree. He will need to join us to effectively use his power to the fullest extent.
Bugze: If we can get him to fully help us, would we be able to combine your power with his? And if we could what sort of power level would that be?
Selena: I don't see why we couldn't use that power. But if I had to guess, I'd say with all of our power combined, we could probably go against Discord on an almost even playing field. And I know for a fact that Sombra hates Discord with a burning passion.
Bugze: So if he were to get out of his stone prison again, then we might be able to get Sombra to side with us on that encounter if he hasn't joined us already.
Selena: Potentially, but I don't think that will happen anytime soon. Celestia and Luna are not so stupid that they would let him out and it should take over a thousand years after the Elements of Harmony are broken up to lose the power to contain him. And honestly, they would never think about letting him out early would they?
At this, you, Selena, and an unconscious Sombra all shudder at the ironic foreshadowing.
Selena: *nervous chuckling* Anyway, what was the second question you had?
Bugze: Umm.. Oh yeah. This is the really important question. How do we let Nightshade know about all of this?
Selena: You mean my waking up?
Bugze: That, and the fact that Sombra is in fact not dead but living inside me like you are and that I can use his power.
Selena: That is a good point. I think that we should have her enter your mindscape. That way she can see me and know I'm truly awake. I can only imagine how cute that encounter will be.
Bugze: That's it!
Selena: What's it?
Bugze: Nightshade will be the one to help convert Sombra to our side!
Selena: Are you insane!? He tried to hurt her before and you think I'm going to let her anywhere near that sadist?
Bugze: Just hear me out. Sombra, for some reason has a weakness for anything overly cute. We both know how adorable Nightshade is. Even if he does not act like it at first, he will probably grow to love her like a niece or something like that. Even if he only sees her through my eyes, enough time and he will likely not want to see anyling hurt her. If I'm correct for once in my life isn't that similar to how you changed from being bent on Celestia and Luna's destruction and to that of a caring mother?
Selena: A fair point, but I do not feel comfortable with my daughter anywhere near him alone.
Bugze: Who said she would be alone? Even I'm not that stupid. She would only be allowed to see him with you, me, of both present to ensure her safety. But back to the actual question, how should we go about informing her about you and him? The longer we wait to tell her the angrier she will be at me for hiding it from her? I'd like it to be as soon as possible, if you are feeling up to it.
Selena: I agree that it must be soon, but first we need to make sure He (points to Sombra) is in a place that he cannot escape or harm any of us.
Bugze: I agree. *You pick Sombra up and slump him across your back* Let's take care of him first.
Somehow I get this in my head...
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A candle light above Bugzee as he have a idea
"I think I know what to do about Sombra, but I need you to help me and call Nightshade" Say Bugzee to Selena
Selena still a little hesitant using her powers manage to call Nightshade to Bugzee dreamscape.
"Mommy you are awake" Shout Nightshade as she goes to hug Selena
"So... Why are you little? Did you become my big sister instead of mommy?" Ask Nightshade confused
"That is because I was forced to wake up by a situation already resolved" Commented Selena
As Nightshade looked between Selena and Bugzee that was trying to look away, Bugzee look to Nightshade and after a couple of seconds, he comment.
"Nightshade honey, I have some news for you..." Bugzee comment to Nightshade
"About that... I also need to say something..." Comment Nightshade
"Remember Sombra? That bad unicorn with dark magic that we meet in the crystal empire?" Ask Bugzee
"The one that you devoured when you got crazy and used mommy powers even if it could hurt her?" Ask Nightshade as Bugzee look at Selena that look at him a little angry
"The same... Well... I don't know how to say it but... Well... err.... Say hi to your new uncle Sombra!!" Say Bugzee as he point his hoof to Sombra that was trying to break free of the chains by bitting them, just like a animal, until he listen to what Bugzee say.
"Say... What?" Ask both Selena and Sombra surprised
"Well... Think about it... If it was not for our daughter you could still be the angry Nightmare Moon that want eternal night... If she could transform the evil Nightmare Moon in mommy Selena, maybe she could do something with uncle Sombra" Comment Bugzee as he expose the idea
"That is a bad idea" Say Selena
"I agree" Add Sombra as he try again to get free by trying to destroy the chains by bitting them, when suddenly he get a hug
"Uncle Sombra!!" Shout Nightshade without thinking as she give a hug to Sombra
"Cute... But I must resist... I'm the evil king.... Even if it's cute..." Mutter Sombra as he is hugged
"With this, I hope we could reform Sombra and live happy in my head... I just hope we don't get more people in my head..." Comment Bugzee
"Did you really think he can be reformed?" Ask Selena
"Of course, what could go wrong? Is not like we try to reform Discord, Right?" Ask Bugzee
Just then a shiver cross their body
"Why I think something bad is going to happen?" Ask Selena
"What? Is not like after you return to Ponyville, this happened to give the idea somehow to Celestia and she give us the statue of Discord and ask to reform him, right?" Comment suddenly a very hyperactive voice
Bugzee, Nightshade, Selena and Sombra get stunned with the mouth open as they see the pink pony that appeared suddenly
"How the... When did... How could...?" Ask Selena as she can't understand how the pink pony is suddenly in the dreamscape that is in Bugzee mind
"What is that pink pony doing here?" Ask Sombra confused as Selena
"It's Pinkie being Pinkie" Answer Bugzee and Nightshade
"Well... I'm going back to my dream, I was about to swim with Dashie in a river of chocolate... Bye Bye!" As she say that, Pinkie dissapear in a pink cloud of smoke
"Uhhh... Maybe it's best that we act like if that didn't happened" Comment Bugzee
"Agree!" Say Selena and Sombra
"Oh yeah... What did you wanted to tell me before?" Ask Bugzee
"Not much, only that Apple Bloom discovered i'm a alicorn... Also... Mommy, I think I need to learn to fly" Comment Nightshade
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About the worst episode, I can't say, I don't remember too much episodes of season 3 except when Discord is reformed and Twilight is alicornified
“You are such an idiot,” she says as she shakes her head.
“Yeah…I kind of already knew that,” you respond.
“You lost control in the Crystal Empire and ate this cretin, the Pink one knows one of you personas, you fought the undead, unleashed a chained executioner demon, and now have this monster within our head?”
“Yeah, kind of wish you were there for all of it,” you respond.
“You stupid stupid idiot…oh how I’ve missed you,” she says as she hugs you once again, hard.
You hug her back with the same intensity.
“I missed you too Selly, It’s been too chaotic without you to keep me from doing stupid stuff.
“Indeed. Though I am glad your wound was not fatal, despite the trouble it has caused you,” she says.
“Again, thank you for saving me. I would’ve died had you not stopped it…” you tell her.
“I could not let you die. I will never let you die,” she says with warmth.
You both hold onto each other for a good long while.
This is good, this is good. She’s back, I’m no longer alone. Nightshade is going to be so happy. She’s alive… and even if she’s smaller, she’s still firm she feels really really good against me, and her perfectly shaped moon flanks are-
“NO BAD BUG!” both you and her yell as you separate from each other.
“Did-did I say any of that out loud?” you ask.
“You didn’t have to perv,” she says with a blush.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I just got carried away in my excitement!” you exclaim.
“Uh-huh, let us change the subject,”
“OK…” you say and stare at her new form. “How did you recover just now and how come you’re so much smaller?”
She explains that a small amount Sombra’s Dark Magic was absorbed by her (making you remember the gasps you heard in the mirror nightmares back in the empire) and it was enough to stabilize and revive her. As for why she’s small she used up most of her power and life force to keep the Orichalcum from killing you, and even more when she broke the blade.
“And that is why I am in this pitiful, height inclined form,” she huffs.
“Well your new form is kind of cute, I’m just saying,” you try to encourage, only for her to grit her teeth at you in anger.
You then explain about how you’ve been hiding and not using your power.
“I thought using the cloak would hurt you if I used it,” you tell her.
“Well it was wise you were cautious, for it might have.”
You also learn that you turned into a beast during phase 4 since she was not there to regulate and control it.
She chides you for being reckless in this regard, since it could have killed both of you, and gotten Nightshade hurt.
“We do not have as much magic as we once did, and I don’t think we shall. The amount attached to my life force died with it saving you.”
“So what does that mean?”
“It means that in the future, the cloak should only be used sparingly and for short periods of time. We don’t need you losing control, or using up all we have left. I will take control if the situation arises,” she explains.
Also, she is a bit upset about Nightshade being in danger, but she does feel pride about how strong her daughter has become.
“As unskilled as she is, she has done well with pure raw emotion. But I shall teach her how to better fight should the need arise. We don’t need her being helpless, nor do we need her being a liability during a fight. Training her should help.”
You also ask about the Shadow Whip ability you were able to use and you both realize that you can use Sombra as a source for power.
“As weak as I have become, this alternative source of power may be useful,” she says gazing at the fallen king.
“Wait, you’re not suggesting…”
“Why not? He wishes to murder us, and he is a prisoner so long as he stays within your body. Why not make use of him?”
“What if he breaks out?”
“I shall make sure he is incarcerated Bugze. Unlike me, this beast does not have your best interest in mind. His magic on the other hand, you can use to your advantage.
After talking more, Selena decides it’s time to pay a certain filly a visit.
“We shall talk more later Bugze. In the meantime, It has been over a month since I have seen my precious daughter.”
You both part ways in the dreamscape.
“Again, I’m glad you’re back,” you tell her as she fades.
“As am I Bugze…As am I…”
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As Nightshade was being cute to Sombra you can't help but think that some thing is bothering you. That has something to do with Selena.
"Hmm... Selena"
"Yes Bugys?"
"I need to talk to you." you then looked back at Sombra and Nightsade "In private."
"I don't think that would be a good Idea. We need to keep an eye on him. In case something bad is about to happen."
You look at sombra and see that he his having trouble resisting Nightsade's cuteness.
"Must resist Cuteness. Must... think... about... toy slinks and pickle jars.." Sombra said trying hard to resist
"I think she got it under control." you said "Now come"
When you and Selena got some distance for the others
It's time to get some answers you thought
"Ok then what do you want to talk about?" Selena asked
"Why?"
"Why?... you brought me here"
"No Selena why me."
"...Bugys I'm no following?" Selena questioned
"Well lets start form the beginning then. After the royal wedding. I came across the ruin castle and fond your armour after I blacked out and wake up. I find out that Nightshade was in my saddle bag and you wear inside my head making my life difficult to live in peace. All you wanted was vengeance by taking over my body and killing every ling including Sun butt, Luna, Cadance and the deadly six." you asked
"I was fuelled by rage and anger back then. You weren't there when it happen Bugsy. I lost my host when the Elements of Harmony was used on me. It's like losing something very impotent to you. So after my host was freed from me I used some of my magic to bond with the close thing and that happens to be my armour. As I sealed myself in my armour I was so angry and frustrated of how close I was to making the night to last for every. As time went by my magic started to grow back. Then that was when you showed up. I know that this was my chance at getting every pony back for what they did. When you got closer I channelled my magic to you which cased you to back out." Selena explained.
"And that was when you where inside my head. You waited for the right moment to strike back."
"Yes. However you wear not the brightest of creatures that I took control. Seeing you tend to get in to trouble a lot and Lady luck was not on your side."
"When was Lady luck ever on my side. you said remembering all the times lady luck was against you.
"True. So now know I had to find away to prevent both of use form getting killed. It was then that you started reading fighting books and that gave me idea. learning the moves for them books I used my magic to give you the power you will need to stand a chances at fighting my enemies. When we where at the gala I know that all my enemies would be there. I saw my changes at crushing them. All I need was a little push from you to begin my strike."
"You know that when some pony lays a hoof on nightshade I became angry and that was your cue.
"Correct."
"So what was nightshade has got to do with us anyway? And why you saved me even though you hate."
"That I can't tell you. you have to wait." Selena sadly replied
"I waited long enough to know Selena. you demanded
"Hey every pony else wants to know." said Pinke Pie as she appear out of no where.
"PINKIE GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" you shouted which cause her to fly out of your head to some pony else head.
"Oww my ears they are ring. Oh hi (insert victim name here) " said pinkie looking at the victim
Back to you
"She really is a random pony." Selena said
"You have no idea. Now about Nightsade and why you saved my me?" you replied.
- guys can continue form if you want.
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Also an idea for the author, how about an episode dedicated to the Crimson knights like in the apocalypse world?
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"Okay. Let's do this," Silver said.
It was dark outside the bastard's home. The only light came from the bastard's bedroom window. He was hidden bewteen the bushes of the garden.
As of part his initiation he would have to kill the bastard, steal Yusei's deck, and vandalize some public building. Pretty standard stuff. Silver was especially excited about vandalizing the mayor's building.
But first things first.
He breath slowly calming all senses until the world turned silent and all he could see was target. He pulled the dynamite-strapped-arrow back and took aim.
He felt a ting of sadness. He was about to kill an innocent person for simply making a bad movie.
And then memories of watching teenage mutant ninja turtles filled his mind.
"I hope you like explosions-"
And let the arrow go.
"Hoe."
The masion exploded in an amazing inferno as the home burned and shards of glass zipped through the air-
"AAAAAAHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!"
Worst thing In season 3... well, a lot of folks would say Twilight becoming an alicorn, but that hasn't turned out too badly, I guess.
She gets mad and lectures you in a furious rage, though that rage is tempered with understanding ,as you really weren't in control at the time.
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MEANWHILE
In a Neighponese buffet in Mareami, a bespectacled, obese Earth Pony with a green coat and orange mane lifts his snout out of his 8th bowl of ramen,
"I feel a disturbance in the film, as if a thousand voices cried out in relief."
After a few more moments he shrugs, "Oh well." before greedily stuffing his snout into his 10th plate of fried rice muttering,
"Stupid Brown Dog... Stealing MY job in the Crimson Knights. Donald Trumpkin was right but he's being too lenient. Note to self; Suggest obliterating Dimondia to whoever's in charge now mutter chew mutter gulp mutter..."
As the buffet's staff weep in the background at their lost profit due to this bottomless pit of a fatflank.
BACK TO BEIGH
After the crimson knights leave, Michael Beigh stumbles out of the wreckage without a scratch mumbling,
"Stupid premature explosions..."
NOTE: I'm actually one of the few people who unironically loves Michael Bay movies so I decree he lives. Here's a video (by a critic who normally despises Bay's work) that makes several good points;
When you and Nightshade wake up again, your appetites are back in full force (the only reason you didn't devour Zecora's entire food supply is that your stomachs were still getting over being tricked into eating rotten garbage)
-"6 Carrot Cupcakes"
-94 boxes of "Filly Scout Cookies"
-Bag of Sugar
-1 Large Bags of "Sour Cream & Onion" Potato Chips (they didn't have yours or Nightshade's favorite flavors)
-2 Boxes of Snack cakes
-6 Bottles of cotton-candy flavored Ramune (Neighponese soda)
-4 Bags of Gummy Fruits
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Surprised at your newfound appetite (on top of Nightshade's existing one) you decide you'll DEFINITELY need a source of income... REALLY starting to regret giving away all of Smaug's treasure in the futile hopes of paying off your bount-*ding* IDEA!
please incorporate some quotes from this into the story in some way.
Preferably: "How do you plead?" "Not guilty by reason of insanity."
Hey guys, I'm using internet explorer and I just got on and CHAPTER 13!? SO THIS WHAT I GET WHEN I USE INTERNET EXPLORER!
Now that I think... How much regressed Selena? I mean... Could Bugzee be called a foalcuddler (or mainly a pedophile) in her relation with Selena?
Who would win?
Bugze (Ten tails)?
Or Tirek with all the magic in Equestria? (Excluding Alicorn Magic)
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In that alternate dimension, it was stated that Tirek wasnt at full power.
But if you still think that Bugze would win, how about him vs Tirek with all the magic including Alicorn magic?
alicorn magic don't beat chaos magic, even so, with chaos magic and alicorn magic I think it could be near tie but I still think Bugzee could win, after all he survived too many fights. And he have something Tirek don't have. The hive mind that control his destiny and want him to win.
Missed out on a perfect TDKR reference...