Opening Theme:
Master of Shadow's Comment
Protomane's Comment
All of your body parts stiffen up and you fall over as you realize the fact that you are locked in a room with Sapphire Shores. THE Sapphire Shores.
OhMyGosh! OhMyGosh! This is the "BEST! POSSIBLE! THING!
Calm your hormones you spazz!
"Oh No, are you OK sugar?" asks the pop star as you convulse on the floor.
Of course I'm alright! I'm amazing! I'm awesome! I'm in the same room as you! you think but all that comes out of your mouth is a squee.
Bugze, seriously, calm down, Selena implores.
Concerned, she grabs a bucket of ice used to store cider on you to get you up.
"OH Geeze that's cold!" you shriek as you stand up.
"Sorry baby, I thought you were having a seizure or something, wouldn't be the first time somepony's done that in my presence and uhhhh..." she trails off as she sees the pool of drool on the ground leading back to your mouth.
"Uh...you sure you're OK?"
Sapphire's voice snaps you out of your drooling state as you quickly say,
"What!? Who!? I'm not drooling, you're drooling!?"
Noticing Sapphire's blank look you cough nervously before saying,
"I uh...I mean I'm good."
Sapphire just gives you a confused look before she says,
"Right...well I'll just ignore that that ever happened," she giggles.
You nod your head in embarrassment, before you quickly realize that you are still in the same room with her, and that maybe you should play it cooler.
BrownDog's Comment
The Rutherford's Comment
“Can I please have your autograph?!”
You mentally facehoof yourself. THAT wasn’t the one thing, or playing it cool!
She smiles at that, “Sure thing sugar,” and walks over to a desk and pulls out a picture of herself and a pen and starts taking her time.
Oh my gosh, I'm actually going to get an autograph from her and-
Bugze! The messenger!
OH! Right!
"Um, look I don't know what all this is, but I kind of gotta-"
She finishes signing the picture, gives it a kiss and gives it to you.
OHMYLUNA…. You fangasm as you immediately stick the picture into your inventory and forget what you were going to say.
Sapphire Shores Signed Photo Added.
“Now then sugar, now that that’s out of the way, we can-“ she begins.
“No wait a minute! What’s going on here? That’s the first thing I should have asked,” you cut her off.
“Well, I wanted to talk with you alone, I mean, you think we’ll be able to talk after the stunt you pulled on stage?”
“Well…no, not really…So what is it? Why do you want to talk to me?”
“Why do I…? You’re the Hooded Offender! Who wouldn’t in their right mind want to talk to one of Equestria’s greatest heroes?”
“Well I can think of about 8 at the top of my head, and…wait a minute, you think I’m a hero?”
“Well of course sugar. Truth be told, I used to be a member of The Manehattan Horde,” she says with a smile.
“You were?”
“Well not actively, but I’d drop by every now and again for a group chat. Everything was going good till them nutjobs in Fillydelphia ruined everything,” she snarls.
“Yeah…Fillydelphia made a lot of things bad…” you admit.
“Well after that horribleness, every horde organization disbanded and talking about you has kind of become a bit of a taboo in the social circles. I honestly don’t know why. Even if what happened was tragic, you still saved all those ponies from those explosions.”
You briefly flash back, but the pain and guilt, it’s not as strong as it once was. You don’t say anything to her though because it wasn’t you who saved those ponies, it was The Doctor. She doesn’t seem to notice though as she continues on.
“And then nopony’s seen hide or tail from you for so many months, but here you are now in the flesh. You think it’s an honor to meet me?...Well it is, let’s not kid ourselves, but you sir, I am honored to meet you.”
“I…thank you. You have no idea how long it’s been since I’ve received genuine praise.”
“I don’t doubt it sugar,” she…purrs?
"So what brings you to my concert, that much of a fan?" she adds.
"Oh, Right. Well as a former Horde Member, you already know about the remnants of the Fillydelphia Nutjobs. Well one of those Crimson Knights is here and I came to stop him."
She gains a surprised look on her face.
"So there's a terrorist here? At the concert?"
"Oh no no, he's somewhere in the city, but one of his buddies is here right now. And I'm out to catch him!" you declare.
"Are...are they going to do something to the concert?" she asks in even more worry.
"I don't think so, the suspect seems to actually be an avid fan of Da Colts out there, I just tracked them here by chance."
She calms down and smiles at that.
"Well, that makes me feel a bit better. Then again, I'd like to see one of those weirdos try to do something. I'd beat them down with my martial arts moves," she giggles.
"Oh you know martial arts? Which one?"
"The fighting art of dancing, sugar. It is dangerous being a celebrity. I have to find some way to defend myself after all," she smiles.
"Ssssoooo Cooooolllll," you say aloud causing her to giggle. You then snap out of it.
"Alright, well it was nice talking to you and all, but I think I really should go back out there,"
She stops you from moving towards the door however as she says, "Wait, there's something else I wanted to talk to you about."
"Uhhh, like what?" you ask.
"Well, I got you back here because meeting you in person…I don’t know why, but it’s like we’ve met before, but I know we haven’t. Do you know what’s up with that?”
You give her a confused look, to which she sighs before saying,
"It... it just feels like we've met before but, I'm not so sure at the same time," she says as she paces around the room. "I feel like I should be... grateful? It's weird, I know!" She stops pacing and looks at you. "I didn't expect the Offender to be this quiet."
You were so quiet because while she was pacing the room you got glances at her nice bottom in her skin tight outfit. When she looks at you it snaps you out of it. "Oh! Uhh... sometimes I just stay quiet to, uhh..."
Be a pervert?
"Think?"
"Yes! That! To think! Um... you were saying?"
"Oh, yes! As soon as I saw you, I felt safe for some odd reason. Like I've been saved by you before. But I'm sure I wasn't...unless I was drunk or something?"
The best you can figure is that somehow she’s getting flashes of what her dead doppelganger saw and felt, just like how Cadance seemed to wince at your appearance, or how Solarkness and Rutherford were able to write that story. You’re not sure on how any of this is possible since you’re not The Doctor, so how could you possible explain that to her?
“I’m…not sure Ms. Shores-“
“Please call me Sapphire,” she says fluttering her eyelashes causing you to seize up for a moment.
“-Sapphire. But maybe you’ve just hyped yourself up in your head so much, it feels like you’ve met me?” you pull out of your flank.
“Maybe…maybe I have hyped you up as a big, strong, sexy stallion all these years,” she says as she grips your leg feeling it up. "Guess the Hype was real..."
“Umm…what’s going on here?” you ask suddenly nervous as you back up.
“Well what’s it look like sugar?” she says as she places a hoof on your chest and starts encircling it. “You don’t mind do you?”
“Duuuuuuhhhhh…” you say as you freeze in shock.
“I mean, Da Colts can hold their own for a good half hour or so, and if that terrorist is a fan, we got some time…”
Blood shoots out of your nose as you fall onto the couch.
“Wh-wh-wh…” you fail to be coherent.
“I was planning on having some fun with the lead singer of Da Colts after the show, but why settle for a colt when I can have a big strong stallion?” she whispers as she leans over you.
And your brain crashes at that.
Kersey's Comment
Bu-She-I. Sapphire Freaking Shores is hitting on me!
Bugze! We don't have time for this! Get this whorse off of you!
It's Sapphire Shores! I know I usually say I'm saving it for marriage, but come on, this should be an exception! She's a celebrity!
Bugze!
Go through with it. Indulge your vices cockroach.
You shut your mouth!
Why should I? This turmoil is delicious.
Shut up! Bugze! Get out right now and-
Ignoring you both! you scream in your mind as you whip out a sedative syringe and jam it into you neck.
9 Sedatives Remaining
WHAT?! Did you just... she starts but you block out her voice as you focus on Sapphire in front of you.
"Did...did you just stick a needle in your neck?" she asks.
"Uh, yeah. Sorry. Kind of need it for when I get too excited," you lie. She seems to buy this explanation as she continues to feel you up.
Oh wow, oh wow. Fantasy Number 8 here I come! you squee.
Meanwhile In Your Head
Basadre’s Comment
Protomane's Comment
"WHAT?! Did you just take the drugs?! Bugze you idiot!" Selena roars in anger as she quickly summons up Sombra's cage and focuses.
"NO! You are not making me a babbling moron again!" he yells as he grips the cage bars.
"You want a bet cretin?" she asks as her magic glows, focusing the hallucinogens away from You and blasting them directly into Sombra.
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOoooooooooooo...The word no, simply two letters long, and yet so many different meanings can come about from it..." he monotones.
Selena takes a moment to catch her breath as that took a lot of energy to keep both you and her from feeling the effects.
"Gibber on you fool. And speaking of fools. BUGZE! Why would you..." she starts before looking through your eyes and seeing Sapphire Shores's face getting dangerously closer and closer.
"I...You...You stupid..." she seethes.
"Bwahahahahaha," Sombra giggles, clearly enjoying himself.
"What's so funny?" Selena snaps back at him.
"Oh nothing, just the thought of your bug squeeing over some other mare is all, bwahahahahahaha!!!."
Selena just glares at him and grumbles angrily to herself.
Back in the Real World
Kersey's Comment
You are focused intently on one of the Hottest Mares on Equis who is, for lack of a better word, giving you a lap dance.
Grandbuggy, if I ever find you again, I am so going to bring this up! I mean, how could I ever be THIS lucky?
However, as she continues to feel you up, you find out the hard way that wanting is better than having;
"This is NOT how I pictured this moment in my fantasies!" you wail.
Sapphire just gives you a freaky smile that quite frankly makes you want to run for the hills and never listen to her music ever again.
"Well reality is so much better sugar, now come on. Sit back down, take your cloak off and give your hostage some company..." she says with that freaky, not seductive at all looking smile.
Hearing her say that triggers something in your brain finally.
“Wait, that reminds me. I kind of couldn’t think for a moment, and maybe I should have asked this before but, WHY DID YOU TELL EVERYONE THAT I KIDNAPPED YOU?!” you shout.
“Well come now sugar, who doesn’t like a bit of drama? It’s like that time Countess Coloratura had that “cat fight.” Both of our albums were through the roof the next day. But you're bigger than her any day of the week.”
“So wait, did you seriously stage this “Kidnapping” and “Soirée” JUST so that your popularity would increase?” you ask her incredulously.
“Well, yes and no. I did want to talk to you alone, but the audience was staring at us. So I took the opportunity to make an awkward situation SENSATIONAL for everyone!” she says with stars in her eyes.
“But now ponies are going to think I’m some sort of kidnapper and pervert now! I’ve already got a list of charges against me, and I don’t need this!”
“Oh come now, all exposure is good exposure in the news,” she says with a hoofwave.
“NOT FOR ME IT ISN’T!”
“Well come now sugar, I’m not the one who decked Royalty, douchebag though he may be, onto my stage. You should be thanking me, and I know a few ways you can thank me,” she says beckoning you back to the couch.
Oh how you want to feel like a few moments ago when you thought you could lose yourself to the bliss, but this self serving selfishness, her freaky song, and drama kind of kills the mood for you, overriding your primitive brain.
Goodbye fantasy Number 8…
“Sapphire Shores, I’m still a big fan, you're very attractive... but I can’t do this. I’M SAVING IT FOR MARRIAGE!!!” you cry out as you slam headfirst into the door, knocking it off it’s hinges and running down the hallway away from her.
“What? Where are you going? No one can resist me. I’m Sapphire freaking Shores!” she yells angrily, but you make it around the corner, and out of a side exit into an alleyway where you quickly decloak and put back on your CV disguise.
“Alright, not wearing you anytime soon…again,” you say as you stuff it back into your bags.
Inside you hear a shout of, “I’ll get you for this Hooded Offender! You hear me?! I’ll show you what it means to turn down Sapphire Shores!”
Not wanting to stick around for that, you head out to the streets, keeping a wide berth of the bouncers.
Alright. That was a disaster. Guess I should have listened to you after all eh Selly?
She doesn't respond.
Heh heh, yeah, who'd have thunk trying to give into my perversions would be so bad huh?
Still no response.
And...sorry about trying to drug you and-
I'm not speaking to you right now you ass. You wanted your alone time? Well you have it now. Leave me alone, she huffs.
Oh come on. I'm sorry alright? Alright? Selena?
All you hear is the faint drugged giggling of Sombra.
Well great, now I got two mares angry at me...or maybe 4... you think as you realize you kind of just left Nightshade and Aqua in there alone.
You facehoof over the mistakes you've made tonight and all the apologies that will have to follow.
“Crud. Alright, I'll make it up to her later, right now I just need meet up with Nightshade and Aqua somehow and maybe, just maybe we can still find the messenger and,”
“Hi daddy,” Nightshade in her disguise calls out from another alleyway.
You look over and see her and Aqua and Mangle standing there. Aqua is giving you an incredulous look while Nightshade is…eating a Polka Dotted Lollipop.
You rush over to them.
“Have fun with the pop star?” Aqua asks with a smirk.
“No actually, you know you put someling on a pedestal and they still disappoint you in the worst ways possible…anyway, what’s with the lollipop, did you find the messenger?”
“Uh-huh,” says Nightshade who points behind them to the sleeping tied up grey unicorn mare in the Da Colts shirt.
“How did you…?”
“Well after you kidnapped Sapphire Shores, we watched a little of Da Colts, soooo cool,"
"You did a lot more than just watch kid," Aqua smirks.
"Heh heh, yeah..." she chuckles and rubs the back of her head.
"Wait, what? What did you do? Did you cause damage to the show or something?"
"No, nothing like that she....well..."
Kichi's Comment
FLASHBACK
After you "Kidnapped" Sapphire Shores, Da Colts began to sing and dance causing the fans to forget about what just happened.
Aqua and Nightshade saw the Messenger with the Lollipop moving through the crowd as she headed towards the exit, but when their catchiest song began, she stopped, turned around and began cheering at the top of her lungs.
Aqua, Nightshade and Mangle stopped to not seem suspicious. It's then that Nightshade realizes how close to the stage she actually is. She becomes mesmerized by the cute guys on stage with their angelic voices and in that moment. Nothing else mattered. The only important thing was the colt band.
"Come on kid, focus," Aqua tried and failed to make you turn away, but you couldn't.
Luckily, as the song ended, the messenger didn't move on, so Aqua stuck by your side. It was then that the lead singer said to the crowd.
"Uhhh, well... Since we have some time before Sapphire gets back, we are going to invite somepony to the stage to sing with us."
The fans begin to scream maniacally in happiness as the lights go out. A spot light then rakes across the audience who all yell to be picked. Nightshade screamed along with all the fanfillies, but she decided to stand out from the crowd by holding up Mangle who's screeching was unique. This, surprisingly, worked. The spotlight fell onto Nightshade and Mangle
"Well, congratulations to the lucky filly and her awesome looking toy, come on up!" says one of the colts smiling.
Nighsthade's heart skipped a few beats as she stood mesmerized, before she finally squealed and got up on stage with her pet.
Looking around, she saw Aqua looking flabbergasted, but at the same time, she still saw the Messenger in the crowd, watching the stage like all the other fans.
"Okay, then little filly, as professional singers we'll sing with you whatever song you want," one of the colts told her.
"Really? Any song?" she asked.
"Of course, go on, sing from the heart."
Nightshade smiled, nodded. She then plugged a speaker line into Mangle and before the colts could even comprehend what was happening, Nightshade began to sing
The colts didn't know how the music was coming from the robot fox, but inspired by the how Nightshade was singing in perfect Neighponese, they began to join in, and the fans ate it up. As the lights and special effects began to increase as the tempo of the song got higher and higher, a ghostly image of wings and a horn shone as she sang, causing all to be mesmerized and cheer louder.
As the song finished on a high note with Da Colts lifting you up to applause, shouts of,
"Encore! Encore!" could be heard.
"Wow... Just... Wow... Congratulations little filly..."
FLASHBACK END
"Wait. Did that all actually happen?" you ask in amazement, and a bit of apprehension.
"Eyup. And then the Colts wanted her on stage for the rest of their songs, but by then the Messenger began to move," Aqua adds in.
"So yeah, luckily there was this filly that looked like my disguise just standing off to the side with a weird look in her eye, so I did the ol switcheroo. I think she's still standing there," Nightshade muses.
"Oh. Well nice singing Nightshade. But I told you not to get too close to Colt Bands. And you really shouldn't draw attention to yourself like that," you chide.
"Oh like you're one to talk daddy," she huffs.
"Yeah...good point," you say nervously. "But yeah, after that what happened? How'd you get her?"
BrownDog's Comment
"Me and Aqua tracked her down in the hallways and I Luna Plushied her and all the surrounding guards” She says and points to Mangle holding the Luna plushie.
“What? How? I thought that was still in my bag?”
“Well you never really use it anymore, so I thought I could add it to my arsenal. I took it out when I got mangle out,” she admits.
"Well you should have asked. Hoof it over," you say. She sighs and does so.
Luna Plushie Re-Added to Inventory.
“After that she and I then took our “Drunk Friend” here right out the main gates. We only now just tied her up.
“Oh…well that was surprisingly easy.”
“Except for the part where you attacked a public figure in front of millions of ponies.”
“Yeah…except for that. But in my defense, I saw him and his bodyguards about to pounce on the scared shaking filly that looked like Nightshade’s disguise.
“Scared Shaking…DADDY! I’m not 1 anymore! What makes you think I would just seize up for Prince No Balls?”
“Well I obviously wasn’t thinking clearly honey!” you counter.
"I can see that. I told you not to put the cloak on."
"I know, I know. You were right baby. You were right. I'm sorry."
"Thank you. But since I helped capture this lady, can I get a bit of the reward money?" she asks hopefully.
"Yeah, sure. Fine, whatever you want honey."
"Alright!" she cheers and hoofbumps Mangle.
Rolling your eyes, you put the passed out messenger into your Prison Bags.
"Alright, let's go somewhere private to talk things out with our friend."
LATER
You all then head to the other side of town, as far from the concert as you can. You all pile into a motel room, and Aqua uses a soundproofing spell on it.
You take the Messenger out of the bag and tie her to a chair with duct tape and manacles.
You then have Nightshade and Mangle get into their room and you turn down the lights, pointing a lamp at the tied up prisoner.
"Alright Aqua, wake her up."
Aqua nods and water bends some cold water into her face. She spasms and splutters.
"*Cough* What! Huh?! What's going on? Where am I? Who's there?" she asks as the light blinds her from seeing you two. Turning the switch to intimidating, you speak to her.
"You're in no position to be asking questions lady."
Hearing your voice, she gaps and stays quiet.
"Besides, I'm pretty sure you know why you're here."
You pause for dramatic effect before you say,
"We'd like to have a word with you about Kersey."
Her eyes briefly twitch, but you do catch it.
Smiling to yourself you say,
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Outro:
Falcon kick sends them flying, falcon punch sends them into the ground again.
Oh, that reply in the author's note shuts me down.
Well, mostly. Glad this didn't turn into a *** scene, but IMO came way too close (not that I hate the story overall; I wouldn't still be here if that were the case). Now, to try to reprogram what I saw and rewrite stuff in my head so that the raunchy bits are replaced by innocuous stuff
... Yeah, my ideas and I are probably going to be ignored now D:
I think a double Falcon Kick/punch would be a good idea (as in, they're side by side and hitting the same target).
Tie the messenger to a tickle torture machine and leave her there (heavily tied up so she can't escape) however long it takes until she snaps and tells you where Kersey is.
Team attack:
1. Nightshade- Falcon Kick to balls, sending enemy flying;
2. Bugze- Falcon Punch to (strangely) the balls, sending enemy onto pointy rock by the balls, pointy rock placed by Nightshade
Name (potential)- "Crimson Shade, Night Vengeance barrage (Eternal Death version)"
Teach that colt not to hit on Nightshade....
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The changeling says that those are standard torture techniques done on changelings according to Kersey.
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You're not upset that Nightshade saw a hyper-violent movie (you let her watch those all the time), you're more upset that Aqua took Nightshade to Deadpool BEFORE you while you haven't seen it yet.
The changeling is surprisingly really stubborn for a hired messenger. It turned out that for all of his antisocial snobbery, Kersey is genre-savvy enough to pay his messengers generous wages in order to decrease their chances of turning on him.
When the changeling finally does talk, he/she will state that Kersey has been going around Equestria, having ALOT of Bits transferred and shutting down the multiple accounts used to fund the Crimson Knights. The messenger doesn't know what Kersey's endgame is, but the last account is somewhere in Vanhoover and even he/she doesn't know where it is (again, Kersey was genre-savvy enough to give his messengers just enough information to complete their tasks, never too much). The changeling also mentions something about secret passwords and how Kersey is a gluttonous, movie-obsessed, paranoid, people(yes, people not ponies since he doesn't like sentient life forms in general)-hating control freak.
Aqua knows about Swish Banks and their highly secretive accounts. Looking at a map of Vanhoover, she points out where all the Swish banks in the city are and you use a rare display of intelligence in deducing the most likely Swish bank Kersey is using is the one with a movie theater across the street with a pizza buffet next door.
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Daddy-Daughter Team Attack:
Bugze starts charging up his horn as Nightshade jumps onto his back and charges up her horn near his. When both horns are charged up enough, both of their eyes glow as they call out "DOUBLE NIGHTMARE CANNON!" before unleashing an orange and midnight swirl blast.
Bugze-Nightshade daddy-daughter team attack:
Bugze runs up to to the enemy and falcon punches them in the air.
Before they fall Nightshade uses her earth bending to make a flying platform and get herself up in the air, falcon drop kicking them back down to the ground.
When the enemy is back on the ground or in terrain, Bugze cocks his Power Glove and Nightshade charges her dark cannon after landing next to him, with both of them saying something epic in neighponese. They, along with Mangle on Nightshade's shoulder, fire upon the enemy. (Mangle shoots from his mouth.)
Neighponese phrases:
"You've just entered a nightmare you can't escape."
"The tornado of nightmares consumes all."
"Mess with one of us, and you mess with all of us."
Daddy Daughter combo attack? ...WITHOUT the nightmare cloak: One of them yells, "Look, a distraction!" While the other one hits them in the balls.
WITH the nightmare cloak: Toy Mangle becoming Nightmare Mangle. Half flesh, Half mechanical with all 9 tails.
Team Attack: Nightshade shoots out tenticals of darkness and Bugze uses the Bucking Broco to hammer the enemy into oblivion.
The Messanger smirks.
"All right I'll sing, I started out as a member of the original Horade anyway. I got a chip on my shoulder for these new weirdos running the business. "
Cue surprise from Bugze.
After the interrogation.
Bugze turns away to think on what they should do with him, only for him to dissapear.
"Gotcha, easiest trick in the book. " The Messenger mutters to themselves.
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Bugze hears them and turns back around to continue interrogation. He has Nightshade use mangle to continuously screech in their ear till they give up the real information. And then Nightshade asks where their secret lollipop stache is.
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Combo Attack
~Only available when inventory has fifty pieces of scrap metal~
Bugze=B
Nightshade=NS
Mangle =M
NS flies to the highest point she can reach and speeds down at the enemy hittin them in the head with a falcon kick at the same time B sprints over and falcon punches them in the nards then NS jumps in one side of the inventory and launches out of the other holding the junk jet. NS then fire M and the scrap metal at the target forming a massive M that screeches at the enemy to disorient them an punches them into the ground with enough force to lose the scrap metal and knock out the target.
Bugze (in a bad Germane accent): " You vill tell me vat I vant to know. Zee question is vill you tell be before zee pain? Or After!!"
Aqua: "What are you doing?"
Nightshade (whispers to Aqua): "I think daddy is quoting a movie we watched a while back."
Messenger: "You'll never get me to talk."
Several interrogation attempts later (Filled in by others)
Bugze: "Nothing is working. She is almost as stubborn...as..."
Aqua: "Stubborn as who?"
Bugze: "That doesn't matter. I know what to do. Nightshade, my dear, would you ask here where the mean Crimson Knight is? *whispers to her* Make the cutest puppy dog pout you can."
Nightshade: "OK DAddy."
Nightshade walks up to the tied up messenger.
Nightshade: "Can you please tell us where to find that bad guy? My Daddy needs to stop him from hurting any more innocent ponies. Please?"
Nightshade's eyes get huge, tears start to form. She then grabs Mangle out of her Inventory and both look at her with the saddest expression they can muster, making all who see it hearts melt. Mangle starts playing a sad violin piece through her speakers.
Messenger (Practically on the verge of crying): "Alright, i will talk. Just no more sad filly please. I can't stand seeing fillies cry."
Fora Daddy/Daughter combination, I suggest using the X-Men move "Fastball Special." Basically Bugze will throw Nightshade at full force (Maybe use Bucking Bronco on occasion for even more damage). Nightshade will then use a "Falcon Kick" to hit the opponent (Location of strike varies)
"And what are you doing if I don't talk? I know my rights, you are not a royal guard and even so I can maintain myself in silence!" Say the mare
"Then it's time for... Torture" Say Bugzee as a strange purple smoke begin to get out
Just then he feel a pain in one hoof and manage to see Mangle bit him
"Gah! what the..." Shout Bugzee surprised as the violet smoke dissapear
"You begin to get creepy again daddy" Say Nightshade
"Gah... I just injected me five minutes ago, how is that possible"
"Maybe he is getting inmune... After too much time in La La Land" Commented Selena
Bugzee grumble and look to the mare that is looking to Aqua
"Is he sane?" Ask the mare
"I sincerely doubt there is someone in this room that is sane" Say Aqua as she sigh
"Hey! I'm sane" Say Bugzee looking to Aqua, and then look at Nightshade "Right, Honey"
"Uhhhh..." Nighthsade begin to think what to answer, for one side she loved his daddy but in the other side, her mommy told her that it was not good to lie to others
"Thanks for the vote honey" Say Bugzee depresed
"So... Can I go now?" Ask the mare
"Oh, ah yes... Of course" Bugzee begin to untie her until he remember why he tied her
"Wait... No! I want you to tell me what you know about Kersey!" Say Bugzee
"I... Uhhh... Don't know any Kersey... Nope, not at all, no Kersey at all, I don't work for any Kersey that is a Crimson Knight" Say the mare looking to the sides nervous
"And I was thinking Applejack was a bad liar"
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About the question...
I can't think of a good combo attack for them.
C'mon guys...What's with the weak and lame Father-Daughter Attacks?
My version of the FDA: This attack affect all enemies and hapless environment in a 200 feet radius.
Bugze hit the ground with the Boomstick, making everyone lose their balance and send them to the air (higher than 2 Bugze stacked on top of each other), then he Super Shoryuken everyone flying high into the air.
NightShade flew up while this is happening and drop a Super Falcon Kick on the enemies, makes them fly back to the ground and then drop along with them and smash on the ground (the force of the impact was all transfered into the enemies) again with another Super Falcon Kick.
Then she flips (backward/forward) off and teleport just as Bugze 'drive' into them with that one drilling attack that I forgot the name of. Sending them all flying.
Nightshade then reappear from the teleport on the otherside and cut of their flights by a barrage of attack moves that she learned, sending them right back at Bugze, who then charge up a Super Falcon Punch and send them all flying back toward Nightshade again, who then, punt them all up high above again with her Earth bending.
The two then jump up onto the level that their foes were flying and they begin to trade blows, sending their enemies back and fort at each other faster than the normal eyes could see, creating light streaks and explosions with each strikes, creating a ball of pwnage.
After a while, the ball of ultimate pwning constrict and they both jump up above the ball of enemies and No Shadow Barrage the ball, slowing it down (which was still flying upward) and end with a mighty twin Super Falcon Kick that send their enemies to the ground again.
This time, they flew up a bit higher and then dive down.
Their body covered in magical energy and as they dive down, and crushing the enemies that have just crashed into the ground. Throwing up a blinding flash of light acompanied by a massive colorful explosion that is mushroomp shaped. Leaving a massive crater and and insensate enemies lying in it.
They staggered out of the crater and then pose.
This move only kills if they wanted their enemies dead. Otherwise, it won't kill. But any enemies that got hit by this won't be conscious for a very long time. Like a week long...in a hospital. And can be used against group or single indivitual.
This song give me the idea.
"Interrogation..." You think to yourself, "It's nasty business no matter which movie it's in." You don't want to get too brutal on this mare, she's only a minor henchman, and not even a fighting mook. Although, there might be a way to make her talk without actually having to hurt her. You've just got to be as intimidating as possible to make her crack.
"Yesss. Allow fear to be your instrument. Insert it into her soul. Insert it hard!"
"Did you really have to word it like that?"
Stuff her mind with fear like you would stuff a turkey... which you would then proceed to make out with. Yessss... make out with that fear turkey like it's a lonely Thanksgiving night!
"Right then! Let's stop wasting time with the voices in our heads and just do this thing!" you shout aloud, seeing as how Selena's still too upset with you even to make Crazy King stop talking.
Intimidating. You need to make this feel intimidating.
"Aqua, Nightshade... would you mind giving me a bit of elbow room? You don't want to be in the splash zone." you mutter darkly.
Both try to speak up, but you hold up a hoof to quiet them, and give them a wink out of view of your prisoner. They do, and you give the mare your full attention with a complementary death glare. You pull over a nearby end table and start dramatically assembling random items on top of it, looking over them thoughtfully and casting wayward glances back to the tied up mare before moving onto the next.
The first is a roll of duct tape, then your last molotov cocktail, then The Boomstick and your Power Glove. At that point you realize you don't have that many threatening weapons on you, so you search the room for additional items. You come up with a cheap coffee maker, a lamp, a set of kitchen utensils, and a copy of the Daylight (Twilight) saga on DVD.
Content that you've provided enough food for thought to your prisoner, you decide to step forward. You get right in her face, and flip your mask to the teeth side and say with your modified voice, "Now then, let it never be said that I'm unreasonable. I'll give you this one chance before things get gruesome. Where... is Kersey?"
"Hah!" the mare laughs in your face. "I ain't telling ya nothin'! You hear me? Nothin'!"
You can't tell if she's serious or just trying to put on a brave face, but you'll soon find out.
"Are you afraid?" you ask, not moving an inch from her face.
"Pft, no. Of course not. I ain't scared of you."
"GOOD!" you say happily, "Good. After all, now is not the time for fear. That comes later."
You walk over to the table and pick up the kitchen utensils, a knife and fork. You roll up your sleeves and walk over to her, holding the knife between the two of you. "Where's that darn Kersey?"
Her facade slips away. "W-what are you gonna do with that?" she stammers.
"Whatever I have to to get some answers." you say in a sinister voice... before bringing the knife and fork down on a clean plate! It makes the most ear-splitting, brain-grating, irritating sound next to claws on a chalkboard.
The messenger squirms in place, cringing and wishing... wishing she could cover her ears! "Stop that!" she pleas.
"You'd like me to stop it wouldn't you?" you say with a smirk.
Suddenly you're slapped from behind. When you look you see Aqua and Nightshade with their ears pinned against their skulls and looking very annoyed with you.
"You idiot!" Aqua scolds, "It's not as bad for you 'cause you're the one doing it. And besides, it's not working. Stand aside." she says and pushes past you with a towel. "Watch and learn. This is how you get information out of a terrorist, just ask the guys at Guacamole Bay."
She drapes the towel over the mare's head, leans her back and- OH SWEET LUNA, that looks unpleasant!
"Tell us where your boss is!" Aqua yells and gets ready for another round of waterboarding, but you rush forward and grab her before she can.
"What are you doing?! I wasn't actually going to hurt her, we just need to know where Kersey is!"
"Well good luck now that you told her that!" Aqua snaps.
"You'll... *cough* never get me to talk... *sputter*." the mare declares from under the wet towel.
"Daddy," Nightshade joins you, "I think it's time to take drastic measures."
You and Aqua look at each other, then turn to her. "What do you mean by drastic?" You ask.
...
We find the three of you at an empty ice rink riding a zamboni. Nightshade is at the wheel and the messenger is tied up on the other end of the stadium, desperately trying to get free before she's crushed under the machine and made one with the ice.
"Tell us where your bucking boss is, or you're gonna die! ... In five minutes!" Nightshade yells.
Meanwhile you glare at Aqua. "You just had to let her watch Deadpool."
(You don't have to use this last part. I just threw it in for laughs.)
You try to be intimidating at one point, but you kind of fail after a stumble. Then she, the changeling, begins giving you ideas. Horrible horrible ideas.
“What are you going to do huh? Are you going to inject me with adrenaline so that I don’t pass out from the pain?”
“Huh?”
“You’re sick then. I bet you have all kinds of creepy music to get your jollies off while you put sharp objects into my chitin.”
“I wasn’t gonnna…I…”
“What are you gonna do big guy? Are you going to shove knitting needles into my legs and hook me up to an electrical grid?”
“What? Oh Luna no! What are you…?”
“Oh I see, you’re more new age, you’re going to put a reverse bear trap into my mouth and force me to confess before it tears off my skull right?”
“For the love of all that is good, NO! Sweet Celestia, what’s the matter with you? Why did your mind immediately jump to torture porn?”
“Well I don’t know, how about the fact that that’s what you speciest ponies display in your films, and you’ve got me, a changeling tied to a chair in a sound proof room and want me to spill on a terrorist? I mean, look at your face for the Queen’s sake. You’re always snarling.”
“It looks awesome, it doesn’t mean I’m going to flay you alive, just give me the address Kersey’s at.”
“NO! I’d rather be tortured. You have no idea how annoying it is to be complained at by that weasel! Plus you just said you wouldn’t, so HA!” she shrieks.
Yeesh, how bad is this guy that she’d rather have…all of that happen?
...
Nothing?
...
Oh come on, you're still mad?
...
Ugh, fine.
“Oh really? Well we’ll just see about that,” you growl at the messenger.
Insert more Tame Interrogation Methods
After breaking her, she gives up the guys location and some more info.
“Be careful though, this guy is paranoid to the extreme. His door is booby trapped, and he’s got all kinds of experimental dohickeys there.”
“Experimental Doohickeys?” you ask.
“Yeah, he’s big into purchasing or stealing scientific stuff. I’m not supposed to be nosey, but some of this stuff is downright dangerous to anyling that would use them.”
“Well hopefully it won’t come to that,” you reply.
“Also, I’m not supposed to report back until (X Time) from now. Until then, he’ll have his paranoid guard up.”
Elsewhere During (X Time)
Prince Blueblood, sporting a black eye and a missing tooth, is talking to a scowling unicorn guard.
“And that brute hit me into a speaker and I missed the whole show! I never got an autograph!”
“That stinks boss, but you’re sure it was him?”
“I’ll never forget those eyes. I’m positive,” he says rubbing his injured body. “Did you bring it?”
“Of course I did, the minute I received your letter I jumped at the chance to take that flankhole down. I lost a lot of favor after he and those mutts ruined everything. Knowing I have to work with that worthless Sentry is even worse.”
“Well there was nothing I could do on that part, though I tried. Armor has his favorites.”
“Yeah I know. But still, if the Offender is still around, it’ll be ready. I mean, right now it’s only bare bones, nowhere near finished, but it should still work. The tech guys don’t know I took it though.”
“That shouldn’t be a problem Strong, and from what Sapphire Shores has been singing about, he’s out looking for his little cultist friends in the city.”
“Hmmph, sounds like fun,” the Unicorn smirks.
Also Elsewhere During (X Time)
The Brown Dog and Snap Drake sit in a wagon on the side of a road while a stallion and mare have a table set up selling products. Both of the knight’s eyes are kind of red.
“Dude, where in the heck are we?” asks the Diamond Dog.
“I don’t know. We ran out of money again, and after the last bar that threw us out, I think we met some mares?” replies Snap.
“Did we?” The Brown Dog asks as he looks around the wagon interior. There are a bunch of tye dye wearing ponies with dreads and beads sitting around giggling. Some of them are actually pretty cute mares. Two are currently sleeping on with their heads on their chests.
“Whoah, I don’t remember any of that…my head feels funny…” the Diamond Dog says.
“I know right? It think it’s the brownies they keep giving us…but I can’t stop eating them, I’m too hungry,” Snap says dazed.
“Oy…ponies. Where are we?”
“Where is anypony man? The world just kind of flows beneath our feet…” one of the mares says.
“Whoah…I never thought of it like that,” he responds.
“Hey, what’s this?” asks Snap as he pulls out a piece of paper.
“You wrote that a few days ago man, you keep forgetting to mail it,” replies a mare in bell bottom jeans.
“A few days…I don’t even remember them,” Snap says as he looks at the paper again.
The Note Says
Dear Chump Lord,
Brown Dog and I are out of money again. Kind of need it for stuff. Last job was supposed to give us bonus, but didn’t you lying buck. Currently in traveling band of hippies. Wire money through them at Goops and Stuff Inc.
K Thanks Bye,
SD
P.S. Lose some weight fatty
“Huh…guess that can only mean Kersey,” Snap says as he looks out the wagon.
“Hey, can somepony take this to a mail box please?”
“Well you’re in luck Snap, one of the customers in line is a pegasus from Pony Express.”
“Heh, awesome. Any more brownies?”
“Oh my gosh! My paws are so soft…” Brown Dog warbles.
“Heck yeah they are,” says two of the mares.
“Heh heh heh…like marshmallows...”
For the question.
Bugze throws Nightshade onto the enemies head, and she bounces off, leaving them disoriented. Bugze takes advantage of the distraction and Falcon Kicks them to Nightshade, who Falcon Punches the enemy in return, and Bugze pulls out a random item from the inventory, making it a very luck-based attack. Actually, it probably still hurts. After hitting them with it,
If the item is weak: They fall onto the ground and get up, and is promptly greeted to the sight of Bugze pushing them back. Nightshade gets their attention, and then lays Mangle down, with Bugze and Nightshade covering their ears. Mangle let's out the loudest screech ever heard, and the opponent gets knocked out because of it.
If it is strong: They'll probably get knocked out. If not, repeat the 'if it is weak'.
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From where did it come the thing about changeling?
I could understand if the mare was maybe a changeling disguised that they take the disguise out but I can only say the mare dissapeared and suddenly turned in a changeling with nothing in middle