As the ponies continue to stare at you, you can't help but think in annoyance,
Dear Luna when will people stop staring at me! Don't they know that it's both creepy and rude!? Ugh...I guess I can just use that to make them stop.
With that thought in mind you can't help but smirk as you...
do the classic standby
"HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION"
Wind up ointing at something increably distracting by pure coincidence
Point in a random direction as you shout,
"LOOK! A DISTRACTION!"
All the ponies that were staring at you all turn around to stare at what you're pointing at at the same time. You smirk at this as you think,
Heh, still got it.
With that thought you and Aqua begin to walk through the city, only to stop when you hear the ponies you distracted gasp in surprise. You and Aqua turn around and are shocked as you see the ponies staring at where you pointed in shock. Gaining a confused look to were you pointed and see...
A pony wearing a red leather jacket and wearing a owl mask, a blue pony wearing a hockey mask, and another pony wearing a strange pig mask chasing after each other with metal hoofball bats.
You can hear the owl mask one shouting about something called "Hoodini" while the pig masked one is saying something about "Knowledge." The weirdest one is the hockey masked one since for some reason he keeps shouting that he's the "Real Delirious." You and Aqua continue to watch the strange scene before Aqua asks,
"Should we....stop them?"
You look at the scene for a few more minutes before shaking your head and saying,
"Nah, we got our own problems to worry about. Besides they haven't hurt anyli-pony yet, just themselves. Come on we got a license to get."
You begin to walk away with Aqua soon walking with you with one last glance towards the bizarre scene.
SOME TIME LATER
You and Aqua have headed deeper into the city in search of the building that'll give you both your license for bounty hunting. Sadly neither of you has managed to find it yet, and to make matters worse ponies are staring at you two again. Deciding to try and ignore the stares you look over to Aqua and ask,
Wanting distraction from the judgemental stares, you try to strike up a conversation with Aqua. Namely, with your time long enemy: Lady Luck. "Do you ever feel like there is somepony just waiting to ruin your day at the worst possible moment?"
"Hey Aqua, you ever feel like there is somepony just waiting to ruin your day at the worst possible moment?"
"What? Like the mailmare?" she questions.
"No like...wait, the mailmare ruins your days?"
"Well yeah, because all they deliver is bills, bills, bills. It can take the joy out of any day. Thankfully I've avoided them for awhile by not having a home anymore..."
"Huh...I guess that's one way to screw over the Government...but no I meant like, do you ever have those days where some cosmic tart of chance named Lady Luck has it out for you?"
"Well I guess everypony has one of those days now and again. It's not like Luck itself is out to get you though," she muses.
"Oh really, my life begs to differ," you snark.
"What do you mean?" she asks.
You open your mouth to tell Aqua something when you are interrupted...by a boot to the head. You yell out in pain, but you quickly shake it off as you glare around the area to try and find out who threw it at you. You find one mare smiling triumphantly at you with another boot in her hoof. Your glare intensifies as you yell,
"OI! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA THROWING A BOOT AT MY HEAD!"
The mare just glares at you before she says,
"Simple really, I was throwing this boot at ya for dragging that poor zebra around like that, you speciest jerk!"
Your eyes widen at her accusation as you say in a panicked tone,
BrownDog's Comment
“What?! No no no! This guy is a criminal.”
“Oh really? Why? Because he had the audacity to be a Zebra!” shouts a mare.
“No, because he’s an arsonist and wanted by the police you idiot!”
“Oh sure he is, because all Zebras are aren’t they! Buck the police” shouts a Zebra citizen.
“I didn’t say that! Only this guy! And I ain’t a cop, I’m a bounty hunter!”
“It doesn’t matter, you law guys are all the same, Speciest as tartarus!” an Earth pony yells as she throws a newspaper at you. You read the headline.
Is Captain Armor’s Second in Command A Speciest?
Shining Armor’s Second in Command, Sergeant Flash Sentry, has made headlines recently after he reportedly yelled Speciest comments during the capture of an Earth Pony suspect. The pegasus guard was reportedly to have gone on a tirade at the criminal using several derogatory terms, including Filthy Mud Pony, and Go Back to the Farm. He allegedly stopped when he saw reporters writing down every word he said.
“It’s not me! It’s my Grandfather!” he shouted before he was teleported out of the scene by the Captain of the guard himself. No other word has been heard from the Captain or his staff about the incident as all inquiries have yet to be answered. The suspect, a Mr. Artful Dodger, who has a criminal rapsheet for child labor and abuse had this to say.
“It’s sickening that in this day and age, that thoughts and terms like that are still being used. He is totally worse than me. That means I get a reduced sentence if he’s blamed more right?” he asked his lawyer who firmly nodded.
“Yeah, all Guards and Police are Speciest!”
The article continues, but you just facehoof.
“Dang it Flash…Look, I’m not a speciest! This guy sets fires to places and steals stuff! His wanted poster is right over there!” you yell at the stupid protesters who see Braze's wanted poster.
“He’s right folks, move along, nothing to see here,” some Guards say as they disperse the crowd.
One of the guards walks right up to you two.
“Sooo…you captured Braze eh? Nice…so I’m guessing you want a reward?”
“Umm…Yeah…” you say nervously.
“It would be appreciated,” Aqua adds.
“Alright, well I’m going to need your Bounty Hunting Licenses and…”
“You see…we were both actually on our way to go get them,”
“Oh…well I can’t allow that. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
“OH COME ON!” you yell.
“We captured this dangerous criminal! We just want to get paid! We’ll bring him right to you once we get the stupid license!” Aqua harrumphs.
“Ummm…yeah no. See, if you don’t surrender that criminal to me, then I’m gonna have to take all of you in and then you’ll end up OWING money…you see what I’m saying here?!”
“Oh For Buck’s Sake!” you yell as you dump the Zebra down hard in frustration.
“That looks like a hate crime to me!” shouts someone in the crowd.
“Oh go buck yourself Hippie!” you harrumph as you angrily stomp away from the scene, looking for the Licensing House.
Aqua follows you, and you both hear the Guard chuckling and say,
“Whelp, looks like we’re getting that raise after all boys,” and they cheer as they handcuff the duct taped Zebra.
SOMETIME LATER...AGAIN
You and Aqua now find yourselves outside the Licensing House with your brand new Bounty Hunting licenses, and even a new Updated Bounty Hunting Bingo Book. Now if only getting them wasn't such a pain in the flank. You both shiver in dread as you remember how exactly you got the license...
FLASHBACK TIME!
Solarkness's Comment
Kichi's Comment
After hours of searching, you and Aqua finally find the building that hoofs out bounty hunter licenses. However you had to wait even more hours since the line was so long to get to the office pony and the fact that he moved like a sloth didn't help. But eventually you both get up to the counter and ask for bounty hunter licenses. The office pony gives you a look before he asks,
"So...what is it that you want...today?" he asks in what you think is deliberate slow talk.
"Yeah, hi, the mare and I would like to get our licenses please," you tell him.
"Licenses...for...what?" he asks.
You roll your eyes, "Buddy, just look at us. What the buck do you think?"
"Ah...I see..." he says as he slowly puts a piece of paper before you two.
"Sign here..."
"Ugh, finally," you say as you grab a pen, but Aqua stops you.
"Umm...this is a marriage certificate," Aqua says in confusion.
"Wait, what?" you look at the paper and see she is right.
"What the buck?"
"This is what you asked for...right?" says the sales pony.
"No!" both of you yell blushing.
"Yeesh, jump to conclusions much?" Aqua says huffily.
"Oh...my bad...what license did you want?"
"Our Bounty Hunting Licenses!" you yell.
"One moment...please..." he says as he slowly shuffles papers.
"Oh..." he says after awhile. "Apparently... I can only give Hunting Licenses...to Omnivorous/Carnivorous species like...Diamond Dogs...Griffins...Bat Ponies...Dragons..."
"Nooo! BOUNTY hunting licenses you dingbat!" Aqua growls annoyed.
"Oh...B...B...Butcher's license?" he asks bringing out another file.
"BOUNTY! B-O-U-N-T-Y!!!" you yell tugging at your hat.
"So...your bounty hunter license?", the office pony asks in confusion.
"Yes-YES! For the love of Luna I already told you! We want to get our bounty hunter license here!", you shout.
"Oh...well...I don't know... what you're talking about...", he responds.
"WHAT?!" both of you shout.
"I...don't give out...Bounty Hunting...Licenses..." he deliberately says slowly.
"Then who does!" you roar, showing off your mask's teeth, which doesn't phase him.
"You...want that line...over there..." he says pointing to another long line that says "Arts and Crafts" above it.
"Arts and...arts and cr...WHY WOULD THAT BE THE LINE TO GET THE LICENSE?!" Aqua screeches.
"I'm sorry ma'am...I'm not...at liberty...to say..."
"But that's like another 3 hour wait!"
"Yes...yes it is...next please..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" both of you shout to the heavens.
FLASHBACK END
You and Aqua both shiver at the memory. With a sigh you look over to Aqua and say,
"So... It was fun working with you..."
Aqua gains an awkward look before she says,
"Uhh... Yeah..."
"Maybe we'll meet again some day down the road..." you say as you turn to leave
"Wait!" you hear her call out.
Ugh, what now? Selena huffs.
What's your problem? you ask.
I had to suffer those infernal bureaucrats same as you, and I'd like to leave this place sooner rather than later.
Just hold up a minute
You turn around and see Aqua scrunching her face up. "Uhhh... you wanna stick together a little bit longer? I mean, we did just spend 7 hours trying to get these dang things. Do you want to get some food to celebrate or...something?" she asks awkwardly.
"No" your mouth says on it's own as Selena momentarily takes control.
"Oh, sorry..." Aqua says a bit sadly as she turns to leave.
Selena! you chide in your mind.
I just want us to go to bed already...she whines. You roll your eyes and call out to Aqua
"No wait!" she looks at you and continue, "What I meant was No, thank you... I think it would be better if you don't stay around me too much... I'm just a magnet for trouble" you explain, trying to be delicate, even as you hear Selena groaning.
"It's not a problem, really... and I don't really have anything to do" Aqua insists.
"Well... I...*sigh* okay"
With that said you both begin to head off towards a nearby diner...
MEANWHILE, WITH SOMEPONY ELSE
The Pony Spartan's Comment
POV Change: Luna
Luna (disguised as a unicorn night guard) strolls along the streets of Baltimare.
Her journey from before wasn't pleasant. She had to accompany Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor at the new Crystal Empire to help out with all the wreckage. She originally planned to go there just to locate The Hooded Offender, but she couldn't just leave without at least lending a hoof.
The state the Crystal Empire has motivated Luna, even more, to help The Offender to cleanse the darkness inside of him.
"I once had a darkness inside me...I wrecked havoc as he did, and I was saved. He deserves to be saved as well," She mutters to herself.
She was currently searching Baltimare, because the night before, some unknown mare had had a Nightmare. Within that dream, the mare had been attacked by what was obviously the Offender, and in the distance Baltimare could be seen.
"It's as good as a lead as any," Luna had said to herself.
After a whole day of searching, she had no success, though there had been a rally of so called "Social Justice Warriors" after a Zebra arsonist had been jailed, that had been broken up. She then stopped by an arcade to unwind before getting a bite to eat to relax a bit from all the searching.
Now, eating a taco and still disguised, she walked down the sidewalk in deep thought.
Whatever darkness he may have, it's amazing how long he can go before destruction occurs. I never had that much control over HER... she winces at the memories that come forth of Nightmare Moon. Still, she is gone...but darkness comes in many forms, with many names...
Her thoughts are interrupted however when a pony with a smooth red mask bumped into her. She still stood, but the pony fell.
"Ooomph!" the stallion cries as he hits the ground.
"Sorry," Luna said.
"No, I'm sorry." The pony replied.
A mare walked up to the fallen pony. "Are you okay CV?"
CV is quite an odd name. Luna thought.
"Yeah," CV replied.
"My sincerest apologies, citizen. I art at fault" she says before wincing at slipping back into Royal Speak. She never was a good actor.
CV looks confused at this. "But I'm the one that bumped into-"
"I'm off in search! Hark!" she fumbles and runs off from the two.
If Luna was paying attention to CV, she would have heard, "She talks in an oddly familiar way."
POV Change: You
Shaking off the weird encounter, you and Aqua continue towards the diner, as you do you hear Selena say,
Bugze, there was something off about that pony.
Gaining a questioning look you think,
What do you mean, she seemed pretty normal to me.
Selena sighs before she says,
She just seemed...familiar, and not the good kind either. Just stay clear of her next time you see her alright?
You nod your head at this while thinking Okay before you and Aqua enter the diner.
BrownDog's Comment
You both have lunch in a small diner, both bummed over not getting your bounty. You even bring Nightshade out, who is kind of giving you the cold shoulder.
“Hey kid…Nightshade, look, I’m sorry about what happened last night. I didn’t mean to hurt you,” Aqua apologizes.
“It’s alright, I’ve been hit a lot worse,” Nightshade says. “I’m sorry about what my Daddy did to you,” she says as she gives you a stink eye.
Your ears go down against your head when she does this.
“Nah…don’t be kid. It’s alright now…no harm no foal right?”
Nightshade just looks down and away clearly not believing her.
“Alright, look Kid, believe me when I say it’s OK. Here, I got you this piece of pie. Kind of hoped we could use it as a peace off-.”
“MINE!” Nightshade yelps as she snatches the pie and dives into your Inventory.
“Thanks lady!” Nightshade calls from inside the bag.
She chuckles at that.
“Heh, cute kid,”
You both then get your regular food and eat, for the most part, in silence.
After awhile, she sighs and turns to you.
“Look…about last night…”
You wince as you remember what you almost did to her.
“I never actually said thank you.”
You cough in confusion as you clearly weren’t expecting that.
“Thank you? Why would you say that? I nearly…” you start before catching yourself. She nods and continues.
“I meant before…THAT, happened. When you saved me from Braze,”
You think back to last night and you remember that you kind of did knock him out before he could attack her. It was kind of overshadowed in your mind after you became the bigger threat though.
“Oh, well you don’t have to. I don’t deserve it for what happened afterwards,” you tell her.
“No, no you do. I really did need help when he had that stuff on my horn, and you just happened to be there. It made me realize that, some backup is pretty good to have.”
“Well it couldn’t hurt right?” you say.
“What I mean is that, we both just got screwed over by those jerk guards today, and we didn’t get paid for our hard work…Things aren’t right between us because of this.”
“So what are you saying?” you ask.
“I’m saying that…we need a do-over,” she explains.
“Huh?”
“You and I need to find another criminal, take him down, and get the money for what we’re owed. Sure we could go do that separately, but it’d be a lot quicker and easier if we did it together. What with my speed, and your strength, nopony would stand a chance.”
"Yeah...I'm trying to keep the whole cloak thing under wraps. Last night made me see that.
"Still, you've got quite the arsenal on you, and you sure know how to take a hit. What do you say?"
“I…don’t know…”
No, this is good Selena interrupts.
Huh?
Think about it. If this tart were to work with you, then that would mean there would be less of a chance of you needing to use the cloak. She is a capable warrior, we both know that.
I thought you were annoyed by her?
My annoyance aside, you know I'm right about this.
“Come on man. I know we didn’t get off on the right hoof here, but we could do this.”
“I…OK. Why don’t we try ONE bounty together…and then we’ll see what happens after that?”
She smirks, “Sounds good to me. So…Know any other bounties out there?”
“Umm…” you say as you take out your Bingo book to see.
"Well there are a few around this area it says," you say holding it up to her.
"There's a pegasus that's wanted for flying under the influence,"
"Nah, sounds too low key...Oooh, what about this guy?" she says pointing to a picture of a Five Headed Dragon.
"I've always wanted to stop a Dragon's fire in his throat. What's he in for?"
"Hiram McDaniels, 18 feet tall, 3,600 lbs Wanted For...Insurance Fraud?"
"Wait, that's it?" she says confused. "No wanton destruction or arson?"
"Nope, just insurance fraud," you tell her.
"Well that's no fun...anything else?"
"Hmmm...oh...what do we have here?" you say as you smile and point at an entry showing a bunch of griffins.
Her face brightens up at the passage.
The Extra Lives. Wanted for Smuggling and theft of Rare and Imported Videogames. 150 bits a head for 12 Griffin Crew. Said to be Operating out of Baltimare Harbor.
"Griffins eh...sounds like fun," smirks Aqua.
"Yeah...and if all goes according to plan, they might have a copy of the Gold Cartridge of Ocarina of Time!" you squee.
THE NEXT DAY
After resting up for the night, you and Aqua set about talking to Game Stores in the city, looking for information. Some poor Earth Pony kid had had his copy of Earthbound stolen by some Griffins, and with his help, you were able to find what you think is the base of operations at a warehouse on the docks. You both sit on top of an empty warehouse not too far away glassing the area.
"So do you see anything?" you ask to Aqua as she looks through some Binoculars.
"Well, there are definitely some shady looking griffins coming in and out of the place. I think I caught a glimpse of a game controller in one of their suit pockets."
"What about their leader? The dark brown female?"
"No sign of "Samus" but one of the males matches the description of "Thwomp"...these guys are such nerds with their code names.
She then puts the binoculars down and looks at you as she asks,
"So, how do you want to go about this?"
"Um..."
WHAT DO YOU DO?
Aqua go behind of a tree to do something, and as Bugzee ask if she need help she only tell him that is private mare things, leaving Bugzee with the binoculars.
Bugzee begin to check with the binoculars but is nothing very interesting, he can see a couple more of the group that appeared, one of them with a bag of mushrooms as he sit and begin to eat the mushrooms and another one with a green hat holding a ocarina.
"Somehow, I think they are very familiar" Mutter Bugzee
Is then as he look to the one with the ocarina that he remember the ocarina from when he was hit in the other dimension and begin to search in his inventory, but can't find it.
"Uhh, where did I put that Ocarina?" Ask Bugzee for himself
It's then that Nightshade head get out from the inventory
"Hi daddy, what are you searching?" Ask Nightshade
"Uhhh, Did you see a ocarina around the inventory?" Ask Bugzee
"Oh, that? Yes, I take it a couple of days when I was bored and forgot about that, also I learned something new" Comment Nightshade with a smile
As she say that she enter her head again in the inventory and then get out from the inventory with the ocarina in a hoof, after that she put it in her mouth and begin to put a strange melody. As she did that somehow the sky get dark as clouds begin to appear from nothing and drop rain.
"Gahh! Just what happened?" Ask Bugzee surprised
"Uhhh... I'm not sure why, it just happens when I use the ocarina and that melody" Comment Nightshade
"Okay... There must be a explanation about what is happening... How do you exactly know about that melody?" Asked Bugzee
"I'm not sure... I was bored, I played a little with that thing and before I knew, suddenly I knew how to play that" Commented Nightshade
"OOkay... A explanation that could give some more answers?" Asked Bugzee
"It seems that instrument is enchanted by Luna, I think because Nightshade is our filly, somehow reacted to her magic, maybe because she is part me and also part Luna, or maybe because she is a alicorn... And about the clouds I suposse it must be that the enchantment used some of the alicorn magic of Nightshade to create them" Explained Selena using Bugzee so that Nightshade could listen.
"Why I think it's going to be a very dangerous toy?" Muttered Bugzee
"Don't worry, I suposse only her and Luna could use it... For others is just a instrument" Say Selena
"That don't really reassure me" Groan Bugzee
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The most strange I can remember is one game called "Trolls"
When Bugze and Aqua get detected (and lets be honest, Lady Luck will make them be), their first Griffin enemy wears a red shirt and cap, blue overalls, holding a star with eyes, and says "let'sa go" only to be swiftly beaten when the "star power" "failed."
Another enemy could be a Griffin in green that can't speak, but can yell and scream.
Samus could like to toss bombs when curled up, and Thwomp likes to body slam, but don't forget the bandage weak spot on his back.
Ooh, since the griffins are that into games, the cardboard box trick should actually work for once.
You spot a pair cardboard boxes lying next to you.
You break a faint smile.
"Aqua, I think we've found our way in."
You slowly shuffle towards the entrance with Aqua following your expert footspteps.
"I still don't see how this is going to work..." she whispers.
"Trust me. I'm a doctor," you mutter outloud.
You hear a thumping sound in your mind.
"Idiot..." You hear Selena say. The realization of what she meant slowly hit you.
You pause for a bit to wait to see if anyone heard you. When you are sure that nothing happend, you carried on.
Just when you get to the door...
"Huh?" you hear a guard say. Both of you immediately stop.
"Just a box..." says another.
You see the first guard move towards the box that Aqua was under. You sit there debating what to do. Trying to knock them out would blow your cover. Trying to use any of your attacks to provide a distraction would be a bad idea. You could always ask Nightshade to try to cast a perception...
The guard moves the box next to yours, and you see that Aqua manages to move in time with the box.
"They grow up so fast..." you think wistfully.
You hear another thump in your head.
"So, how do feel like a game of Poker?" asks the first guard.
[insert Spongebob: "5 hours later" clip
*-*_*-*
The strangest game I've ever played would be "Plug and Play". Just watch Markipliers playthrough. That was just downright disturbing...
find a copy of Big rigs over the road racing.
aka obvious beta: the game
also, bugze can falcon punch, but can he do the Knee of Justice? (aka capt falcons forward arial) and if so, cna he do... THE SACRED COMBO?
get asked for password.
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B
turns out the Konamie code is the password
You see a sword and use it to strike an enemy in the head... only to realize that it's a plastic replica, which shatters when it hits.
World at War didn't begin weird, but it's become so with the multitude of flying, invincible hackers... who have totally ruined the game, and COD 4 as well.
Look up nobi nobi boy for a really weird game.
Disregarding a pair of text based games who's names I shall not mention, the weirdest game I have ever played would probably be either Skullgirls or Destroy All Humans. Honorable mention goes to the Overlord franchise for letting you play as the villain. Speaking of...
You manage to knock out Jumpmare only to be accosted by three small imp-like creatures being directed by a figure in full platemail. You try to push them back, but a green one jumps on your back while shouting about 'sheepies'.
As you and Aqua sneak around using cardboard boxes (since everyling knows that one box is suspicious, two or more are perfectly acceptable) you hear some of the game goons talking.
Game Goon 1 (dressed as Mario): Hey did you hear about that new movie being made in Las Pegasus?
Game Goon 2 (dressed as Luigi): Yeah, I what about it?
GG1: Well, my cousin is out there and he said that he saw one the creators of it. And that he was fairly certain that it was one of the Crimson Knights.
GG2: Really?
GG1: Yep, but let's keep it between us alright? If word about this gets out, then the boss may try to use us to get their bounties. I personally do not feel like dying from those lunatics.
GG2: True, who knows what they are plotting right now?
Bugze: *He's right, if they are behind this movie, why do they want me to be there? Selena any ideas?
Selena: No idea. Probably something to cause more anarchy in Equestria.
In a large house outside of the Las Pegasus
Solarkness, The Rutherford, Kichi, Kersey, Brown Dog, Snap Drake, and Silver Strange are sitting around a table cards in their, hooves, magic, claws, etc.
Silver: So why are we doing the movie again?
Everyone else: To make money.
TR: And it causes the nobility to get annoyed that there is so much hype for a movie about a villain movie.
Solarkness: It also as a way for us to cause a headache for the Princesses. Which is just fun.
Silver: Oh I think I understand. So has everyling played their cards? Ok *pulls up the black card* "When Luna got to the moon, she was met with_______"
Back to you
Bugze: Something evil for sure.
GG1: Who said that?
I have a video game reference, but that's for later. (Discord) This will have to do.
Bugze.
Yeah.
Before we go in, there's something on my mind.
Uh-huh, what is it?
Remember when we went to that alternate future, where... IT destroyed everything.
Uhhh... why do you bring this up?
The Nightmare mentioned something about 9 tails. He asked us to go into the 9 tails form for a fun fight or something like that.
Yeah... I-I remember. Your point?
I was thinking that... if we were to master the 9 tails, we would probably be able to control ourselves when we get angry. And not go on a rampage for any little thing.
That... makes sense.
It does. So maybe we should try to master it before going to the Crimson Knights if anything.
But the highest we can go right now is... uh...
6 tails.
Yeah!
It's just a theory, but if we work on the 6 tails we may be able to evolve.
Hopefully...
One griffon wearing a red shirt, bandana, and brown gloves walk up to you. You get an idea and smirk.
"Okay, time for my 100% combo!" You run up to him and start punching and kicking randomly. Using teleports to keep you going. At times, you would also use you whips to pull him closer while yelling "GET OVER HERE!" Also keeping him in place with your power glove's incinerate. And ending all off by tripping him with your legs.
"Woah! How'd you do that?" Aqua asked.
"Umm..." You weren't sure, but all that matters is that it was awesome.
As Aqua or you are about to get hit, Nightshade pops out of the inventory and uses her dark cannon to spray away the griffons.
"Nightshade! Please, no fighting!"
She pouts and heads back into the inventory.
She's not pleased with you.
No spit. It isn't easy to yell at her you know.
Perhaps to lighten her mood I'll train her to fight in her dreams. So that we won't be as worried when she is forced to fight.
Also, get Vanoss and his squad somehow to fight, that would be hilarious.
Hmm, weirdest game I've ever played.
The Legend of Zelda: The Lampshade, granted it's a flash game, but it was definitely strange.
One of the Griffins is dressed as a yellow and black ninja.
You send out your shadow whip at him, but at the same time, he sends out some sort of chained blade towards you. Your whip and his chain intertwine as you both yell,
“Get Over Here!”
Unfortunately, neither of you budge as it becomes a tug of war contest.
“Hey let go!”
“NO You!” he shouts.
“My whip is cooler so I need to win!”
“No, I’m dressed as a ninja, meaning mine’s better!”
“Buddy, I’ve met a real life ninja, and let me tell you, she was a heck of a lot scarier than you!”
“Oh please, a real ninja would’ve gutted you in one second!”
“Well she was more into Syringes, and was trying to kill a…”Friend” of mine, but yeah, she was much worse,” you explain with another yank.
“Wait syrin…NO Way! You know Snowheart?!” he suddenly asks excitedly with another yank.
“Well I don’t KNOW know her, but yeah I met her.”
“Oh my stars, I thought she was dead! How is she?”
“Fine I guess, it’s been a couple of months, but she seemed alright.”
“Oh wow. Me and her used to date! Small world huh?” he says smiling.
“I know right? Anyway, thanks for distracting yourself,” you say.
“Distracting myself…?” he starts before you point your powerglove at his chain and shout.
“Would you kindly buzz off?!” The current goes down the line and impacts the Griffin, causing his feathers to stand up on end. Once the shock is over, he giggles before promptly passing out.
Meanwhile, Aqua is engaged in a fight with a heavily muscled griffin dressed up like Zangief.
“Silly little pony, today I break you…” he says in a thick Stalliongradian accent, but Aqua just lifts and eyebrow and says.
“Really? You’re going to break me?”
“Yes, your silly water tricks won’t work on me, my muscles are much stronger than my comrades…” he says menacingly walking towards her.
“Well I hate to burst your bubble big guy but…” she suddenly causes a fist from a puddle underneath him that strikes him right in the nads, launching him into the air.
“EEEEEEEEEEEE…” he moans at such a high pitch that dogs in a 2 mile radius howl at it.
“Next time wear a cup,” Aqua smirks, before kicking the griffin in the face knocking him out.
Eventually, after fighting, for awhile, what’s left of them regroup, and each one of them hold what look like the Fallout Gun you currently have in your Inventory.
“Alright you buckers, it’s over now! Surrender or be blown away!”
“Where the heck do all these Game Weapons keep coming from?!” you shout exasperated.
“Oh, wouldn’t you like to know?” she smirks.
“Yes! YES I would!”
“Well too bad, now in the dirt Smiley, and You Too Sea Pony!”
“I’m not a Danged Sea Pony! Do I look like I have flippers to you?” Aqua shouts.
“Whatever, you and your Water powers are overrated anyway!”
“Excuse me, I think they were doing just fine till-.”
“Besides, Water Sucks, Gatorade is better.”
Aqua’s eye starts twitching at that. You look at her face and realized a button has been pushed.
“…I’m sorry, what the buck did you just say?” she says in a high pitches strained voice.
“Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too you idiot,” Samus says smirking at the look on her face.
“Th-that’s not true…that’s not true at all…” she huffs.
“Gaaaaatttoooraaaaadddeee…”
“H20…”
“Gaaaattttoooraaaadddeeee…”
“H20!”
You see her face starting to become red, and the griffins all start to chuckle and laugh.
“Um guys? Maybe you all should sto-.”
“Oh Water Sucks, it really really sucks. Oh Water Sucks! It really really sucks, Sucks! SUCKS!!! SSSUUUUCCCKKKSSSS!!!” They all start singing in unison.
“GGGGGRRRRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!” she roars, standing up on her hind hoofs, as a whirlwind of water suddenly bursts in from the windows and doors behind you both and head straight for the griffins. All of them are consumed by the wall of liquid, and pushed hard against the wall. She keeps it up for a good minute before relenting, the water all rushing back outside to the ocean.
All of the griffins are drenched and coughing and miserable looking.
“Pro tip for you all,” she says, “Don’t insult a Water Bender while next to the Bucking Ocean! And what the buck do you think makes up Gator…huh? What’s wrong CV?” she asks looking at your wide eyes.
“Oh uh…nothing, just not used to seeing something like that outside my own POV,” you say in awe.
She chuckles and goes about cuffing all of the criminals in tape.
…I think I’m starting to like this Strumpet, Selena says in respect.
Yeah...note to self, do not diss water in front of her.
Agreed
After the battle, you look through the merchandise.
“You should all be ashamed of yourself,” you chide the Griffins.
Majora’s Mask added to inventory.
“Illegal trading of videogames is not cool!”
Resident Evil Director’s Cut added to Inventory
“And stealing from gamer’s private collections? You all make me sick”
Crate full of 150 Assorted Games,
PonyStation 1-4, Nintendog 64, SuperNintendog, and Nintendog Entertainment System, GameCube, Xbone Original, Xbone 360, and Xbone 1 Added to Inventory.
“Sick I tell you!” you spit at them.
“But you’re stealing all the merch right now!” whines Scorpion.
“Yeah, well…” you start as you notice a copy of Haylo in your hoof, “Uh…Shut Up!” you yell at the crooks.
“Also, where in the heck did these game weapons come from?”
And the weirdest/most disturbing Game I ever played was a Playstation 1 Game called Reloaded. It was a top down shooter and I have no idea what the plot was, My brother rented it and we played it, and I didn't know what the hell was going on. I still don't. And apparently it was a Sequel!
Also the characters were
A Robot Demon Nun
A Bouncer with a Metal Jaw
A Teenage Cannibal
A Giant Man Child in a Bunny Outfit with a Lazer Pistol
A Tranvestite in a Baywatch outfit and Uzis
An Undead Pirate Skeleton
And a Murderous Clown
So yeah...Weird game to play when you're only about 6
Don't Believe me? Here's the Character Intros. Be Warned...Weird as all hell
saints row 4
Yeah, I had fun with Flash having rare occasional species-ist outbursts cause of his grandpappy (who had multiple Earth Pony finances abandon him at the alter thus explaining Flash's grandfather's anti-Earth Pony speciesism), but now we're taking this joke WAY too far so I'm putting a stop to it and putting Flash back into his characterization of a nice guy pony, Ahem...
Find out that that above newspaper article is utter false libel as it turns out Flash himself has been given "tolerance lessons" from Cadance to fix the speciesist tendencies caused by his grandfather (especially since Flash's little brother is an Earth Pony) months ago.
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During the battle you spot those Baltimare cops from before that stole your bounty so you "accidentally" throw a bad guy at them and knock them into a dumpster.
"Did I do that?" you snark.
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After defeating the smuggler, you find a potential clue towards that list of Crimson Knight liutenants...
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When Nightshade pops out of the Inventory, you and Selena quickly use the shadow whip to yank the filly back into the Inventory and duct tape it shut just to be sure. The both of you NOT wanting to take any chances.
You know what would be funny as hell? If Sombra had a child with Bugze somehow with his, Bugze's, and Selena's genetics.
We should actually incorporate that.
gonna be honest here i dont know much on how to make stories but can you put a no more heroes refence in there? it would mean alot man i love the game and finished the heroes paradise not to long ago
6868929 It's mainly about chance, I don't know about "no more heroes" but, if you see a chance that it could go in the story you can put a little of story and make a cameo for "No more heroes"
6864280 Something like this?
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Yup
...I'm serious though. It would be cute for Nightshade to have a brother.
6893916 Meh, I can imagine it... "Graaaar I'll Kill you all"
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A little extra, if no one like it, I edit.
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"So... Know that I think... How did you manage to get the funds for the movie... Did you take them from the treasury for emergencies of the Horde?" Asked Kichi
As the others look at Kichi, he shrug and continue talking.
"What? Is not that strange... To make movies ponies need founds... Actors, Special effects, equipment, all of that cost money" Comment Kichi
"Oh, right... It's pretty suspicious, actually. The same day I thought about the movie, someone send me an account number and a password, telling me that he approves of the creation of the movie... And there might be leftovers we can keep afterwards, so I thought it would be best to do it..." Answered Solarkness
"Now that I think... There is no information about the author of "the dark offender"... I tried to search about him or her, thinking that maybe it could point us to the offender but no one knows about him, the ponies that talked with him can't remember his face or cutie mark or if he was a pony a zebra a doneky or whatever, they remember talking with him and accepting to make the comic, but they don't really remember nothing from him" Say Kichi looking to them
As there was no answer Kichi commented.
"And the most strange of all is this movie project, all of us have dreams about that but all of us have them from different perspectives, in my dream I was killed by the offender but there was another offender... It's all very strange, like if someone is watching us" Comment Kichi
Meanwhile Somewhere
A strange figure was looking at a page, in there was a drawing of the members of the horde, it seemed to be a comic, and the last drawing was of a changeling with a tunic without a hood talking with all of them, in a speech bubble that was incomplete, there was a couple of words.
"And the most strange of all is..." Was writed in the bubble
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Well, to keep it more in character: "Oh, right... It's pretty suspicious, actually. The same day I thought about the movie, someone send me an account number and a password, telling me that he approves of the creation of the movie... And there might be leftovers we can keep afterwards, so I thought it would be best to do it..."
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Solar (AKA my Timberwolfy-self) would probably say it this way: "Additionally, it confuses the princesses. That allows us to further our plans... whatever they were again. I was never really told anything specific about them how about you guys?"