Opening Theme:
Erised the ink-moth's Comment
"What the buck happened!?" you shout, seeing the knights already defeated and detained, and your allies looking ragged as Tartarus.
"It's a long story." Maud tells you.
"And we'd love to tell you all about it. But could somepony please get me down from here first?! I'm not a pinata!" Flash yells as he fruitlessly flails his arms and wings. Aqua takes pity on the stallion and cuts him down with a water slice. But unfortunately for Flash there was nothing below him to cushion his fall, so when Aqua sliced the rope holding him...
*Bonk*
"Ohhhh...my head...."
Well let's just be glad he has a thick head.
Flash gets up and shoots a quick glare towards Aqua before shaking his head and saying,
"Thanks. Now as for what happened..."
THE FIRST OF MANY FLASHBACKS FOR THIS CHAPTER
* For the sake of avoiding headaches, italic text will only be used when they're explaining something in the flashback, the rest of the flashback will remain as normal text
"After you conked out on us, things were getting pretty dicey. The three of us got split up in the fighting; Aqua and Maud were keeping Rutherford busy, leaving me with the timberwolf. It was intense. I didn't even have a weapon with me, so all I had to fight back with was my agility, speed, and skill with my bare hooves."
"All very important things when you're being chased around like a scared rabbit." Aqua cuts in.
"GET BACK HERE YOU STEREOTYPING WAIFU STEALER!" Solar roars as he wildly claws after Flash, who's ducking over and around props while sprinting for his life.
"I only said you could use a breath mint!" Flash weakly tries to defend himself, "It was a battle quip! I didn't know timberwolves were sensitive about their rancid garbage breath!"
"I brush my teeth every day!" Solar shouts and continues to chase him. "Feel my minty-fresh fury!"
Flash keeps running, barely looking where he's going before a giant shadowy tail nearly crushes him flat. Looking up he sees he's right underneath the Nightmare robot, still flailing its tails and sweeping with its claws across the floor in a frenzy. Flash hears Solar bearing down behind him and gulps.
"You know what they say about being stuck between a rock and a hard place? Try a meat-grinder... and another meat-grinder.
Right as Solar reaches him and winds up for a slice with his sword, Flash jumps into the frantic mess of nightmare tails and starts jumping, ducking and dodging for all he's worth. Surely no one could hate his guts enough to risk getting smashed to-
Oh dear Celestia, Solar comes rushing in after him!
"So there I was, struggling to not get hit. All of my training could never have prepared me for-"
"Meanwhile, back the the important ponies."
"Hey!"
"While powerless pegasus over here was distracting Solar, Maud and I were trying to finish off Rutherford. He was tough, but I knew that nothing could defeat sensei."
"Sensei!" Aqua screams while Maud takes a direct hit from Rutherford's water jet and slams through several scenery backdrops before finally cratering in the far wall. Aqua throws a wave of water back at the wyvern as a distraction while she goes to her master; thankfully Maud seems perfectly unharmed.
"Sensei, why are you holding back so much? With your strength the fight could be over by now!"
Maud just turns a stare at her. But there's something in her eyes this time: an honesty she'd held back before. "Because I won't. After your training was complete, and you departed to seek your own path, I decided to seal away my power. I no longer wish to call upon the strength you remember."
Aqua stammers, flabbergasted. "I- but you- why would you do that?"
"Because my student, the one lesson I did not teach you... is that there's more to life than being strong. I sealed away my power so I could finally live my life as a normal mare, and follow my true passion." Maud tells her. "My true passion is for rocks. I like rocks."
"A-hem!" Rutherford grabs their attention, "Not that I don't enjoy some sage wisdom now and then, but are we going to fight or what?"
Aqua steps forward and summons her water whips, filled with a new determination as she and her enemy get into their battle stances again.
"I have to admit, sensei gave me a lot to think about in that moment. But rethinking my goals in life would have to wait until after the fight, assuming I still had a life to live."
END OF 1ST FLASHBACK
"Look, that's really great and all," you interrupt, "but none of that explains why you're covered in feathers, why you were hanging upside down, and why Maud is missing her mane!"
"CV has a point." Maud tells them, "Maybe we should get to the good part. It happened when those two directors decided to join the fight. It was quite a twist... and there were lots of explosions."
You gain a confused look at this as you ask,
"Okay, so what happened?"
Maud gives you a blank look before she says,
"We had just regrouped and..."
2ND FLASHBACK IS A-GO
Ruteherford's Comment
Solarkness and Rutherford stood against Flash and Aqua looking rather beat up. Sol's wood is lined with deep gashes and is splintered in many places while Rutherford's wing membranes have a few holes and he's missing some scales. Aqua and Flash, however, are in much better shape. Aqua gives a smug smile as she says,
"Give it up. You two can't keep up with us."
Rutherford just growls in annoyance before gaining a smug look as he says,
"I guess you are right. We can't win in our current state. If only we had a healer with us. Oh wait!"
Rutherford takes in a deep breath and breathes out a purple flame that surrounds him and Solarkness. When the flame goes away, they look to be back at full health. Flash and Aqua's eyes widen in surprise as Rutherford calls out,
"We do!"
Aqua growls in annoyance and gets ready for another fight as she says,
"Buck me running!"
Flash, however, just looks around in confusion as he says,
"There's no time for that! (Completely ignoring the deadpan glare Aqua, Rutherford, Solarkness, and Maud are giving him) Do you hear that? Sounds like something is coming this way."
At that time everyone can hear the sound of yelling as Michael Beigh and Shamalamadingdong come crashing in through a window and Beigh.
The Knights and your crew watch in fascination as the two floating beings fight.
"Give it up Beigh! I at least wrote and directed 2 Good movies! You have nothing!"
"Yeah, but I've made more money! And your twists are getting weaker! Though that one in 7th Sense BLEW ME AWAY!!!" Beigh yells as he causes a wave of fire, to which Shamalamadingdong makes a wind barrier around himself. The wave goes around Aqua who uses her water bending to create a barrier around her and flash as Rutherford does the same to protect him, Sol, and Flour. Maud, however, does not dodge it and is consumed by flames.
"Sensei!"
Only for Maud to walk out completely unharmed...with the exception of her mane being completely burned off, making her look more like the bald heroin based off of her.
"What a twi-*GLUH*!"
"Say lady, how would you like a roll in the next transform-*GLAGH!*"
She then grabs both directors and throws both of them out of the window they broke. She then sees that everyone is staring at her with their mouths on the floor in amazement.
Maud looks at their amazed faces in confusion as she asks in a deadpanned tone,
"What? Do I have something in my teeth?
Rutherford and Solarkness both gulp in fear as Rutherford leans closer to Solark and whispers,
You think it is too late to recruit her to the Crimson Knights?"
"Unfortunately...yes"
"And Wait, Michalel Beigh and Shamalamadingdong are fighting to the death? Why?"
"I have no idea. To be honest, replies the Timberwolf.
"Well Silver Strange, Brown Dog, and Snap Drake failed to kill Beigh for all his terrible remakes, maybe they decided to get another director to do it for them? guesses the Wyvern. "I told them they needed to use ice to defeat the pyromancer."
" Okay...that was kind of random. But anyway, what happened next?"
Erised the ink-moth's Comment
Maud reaches a hoof up and pats the top of her head. "Well, it seems that I have some foes that warrant breaking the seal." Slowly, a tiny smile appears on her face as she raises herself up with a large pillar of earth which lifts her into the air.
To add a final dose of epicness to the scene, a huge explosion from the director fight goes off behind her, framing her silhouette in a wall of dancing light!
END OF 2ND FLASHBACK
"Oh I get it!" you interrupt again. "So Maud went all Saddle Rager on those knights, and that how you guys won. Right?"
"Actually no." Aqua says.
"With my power released, I saw a greater need." Maud explains, "I left to settle the fight between Shamalamadingdong and Beigh once and for all, and restore balance to Applewood."
You gain a manic grin as you imagine the implications. "So Beigh and Shamalamadingdong are gone for good!? No more terrible movies? No more childhood ruining sequels?! How bad did you beat them up? Tell me every detail woman, I need to hear this!"
"I didn't." Maud puts simply.
"Wut?"
"She didn't beat them up." Aqua tells you, "Instead she got them to agree to a truce. Now instead of ruining popular franchises with their movies, they're hosting their own reality TV series."
"It's a cooking show." Maud tells you. "Bland vs. Spicy, airing every Tuesday at six."
You nod your head at this information before saying,
"Eh, I never liked cooking shows anyway. Always made me hungry if I watched them too long and I couldn't eat any of the food they showed. I wonder what those two nutjobs are doing now..."
NOT A FLASHBLACK, BUT A MEANWHILE TRANSITION
BrownDog's Comment
Beigh and Shamalamadingdong laugh and pat each other on the back. Each one of them is covered in cuts, bruises, burns, and a whole lot of assorted injuries.
“Well I did not expect that Mare to come along and make us see reason,” laughs Beigh.
“I know, What a Twist right?” laughs M. Night.
“You know, I’m not quite sure when and where I insulted your hair, but I apologize my friend.”
“No worries, I’m sorry I shamalized your two lead actors.”
“Eh, forget about it. Actor is a strong word for those two anyway. Besides, that mare has made me see the light. Why do I need more money on a franchise I despise? This little battle has already appeased my explosive muse anyway.”
“And there were so many twists today that I am satisfied as well.”
“You two are under arrest for destruction for more than half of the Applewood production district,” says an angry guard as he walks up to them.
They both look around the smoldering ruins and shrug.
“Eh, we got money and we’re famous, we’ll be out in no time,” says Beigh.
“Besides, I request him as my cell mate. We have a lot planned for this cooking show!” squees M. Night.
“I say we show ponies the glories of cooking with Gas! Flame grilled masterpieces using controlled explosions!”
“And we can make it a competition as well, but there will always be a twist ingredient thrown in halfway through the cook off!”
As they are cuffed and put into a prison wagon they start coming up with all sorts of good ideas, for once in their lives. A hushed silence falls over Applewood as millions of fans every feel a sense of peace they haven’t felt in a long time. Then come several voices that shatter that silence and peace.
“Hey, did you hear, Paul W.S. Canterson is making another Resident Evil movie that in no way follows the plots of the games!”
“And they’re remaking Ghostbusters with an all Mare cast for some reason.”
“Also, they’re pushing out the Justice League movie way too fast even though Batmane v Supermane was kind of bad.”
A collective groan escapes and thousands of facehooves can be heard as everyone realizes one thing.
Applewood…Applewood never changes.
BACK WITH YOU
"So what happened after that?"
Flash decides to take charge again as he says,
"Well after Maud left I started getting doubled teamed after they knocked Aqua into a couple of crates. I tried to fight back but...
ALMOST DONE WITH THE FLASHBACKS
“You freaks are going down!” shouts Flash.
“Oh sure, just because we’re not the pony master race makes us freaks?” snarls Rutherford.
“What?! No! I meant…”
“Tartarus, I’m surprised that you would even work with the Unicorn witch,” adds Solarkness.
Flash snarls at this and winces as a massive headache begins to form.
“You speciest Buck,” both the Dragon and Timberwolf mock.
Flashes eyes snap open in hatred as his headache drills his brain, before dissipating in his rage.
“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” Flash yells as if he’s trying to go Super Saiyan, before he flies forth in speeds that Rainbow Dash would be jealous of and gives both of them a double uppercut.
“I AM NOT A SPECIEST!!!” he roars, spin kicking Rutherford in the nose.
“I AM A ROYAL GUARD AND I SERVE ALL INNOCENT CREATURES!!!” he yells as he dodges a bit from Solarkness and backhooves him.
“THEY THINGS I’VE SAID I DON’T MEAN!!!” he yells and stomps on Rutherfords wings, causing him to cry out.
“MY LITTLE BRO IS AN EARTH PONY! AND EVEN IF GRANDAD WAS BIGOTED, HE STILL LOVED HIS GRANDSON!!!” he roars as he madly keeps punching at them, his rage making him a blur.
“SAY I’M NOT A SPECIEST! SAAAAY IIIIITTTTT!!!!”
Yeesh and ponies say I have a anger problem.
I DON'T HAVE A ANGER PROBLEM!
...
...
...
Sure you don't Flashy, sure you don't. Anyway you were saying...
Ah right...were was I...oh right! So there I was in my rage...
“Holy Balls, I think we’ve broken him!” says Solar as he dodges a strike.
“Yeah? No spit!” snarks Rutherford.
As Flash charges them once again though, they both leap out of the way, causing Flash to slam head first into a wall, knocking his anger out in way of pain.
“ooooooooowwwwww…freakin scale head and wooden mutt…” Flash moans as he rubs his head.
“Huh, not so tough now are ya?” mocks Rutherford.
“Yeah, and the things you just said, totally specie-“
Solarkness begins before a water whip hits both him and Solarkness in the eye.
“OW! Oh you motherbucker!!!” roars the Wyvern and Timberwolf as the injured Flash smiles dazedly and says,
After that flyboy was pretty much out of the fight. So I got double teamed by these nutjobs while Savior of the Universe here decided to stay in la la land.”
“Oh hardy har har, that’s hilarious,” Flash Harumphs.
“So you were fighting both? How’d you get out of that?”
Aqua is dodging swipes left and right from both claw and paw. Everyone is tired, but the fight still commences.
“What was up with all that fighting honorably bullspit from earlier?!” Flash calls out...while pointing at a wall and barely standing.
“Well normally that would be the case, but this little witch decided to play puppet with my buddy earlier, and that’s a no no in my book,” answers Rutherford.
“Yeah, try to make me dance now Chicken!” cries Solarkness.
“Um! Anypony out there that can lend me a hoof?!” Aqua cries.
All of a sudden, a WHOOMPH noise is heard and a bunch of…well junk would be a good word. A random assortment of things come flying in mass striking both knights hard knocking them out.
As she look over the downed knights, she sees several books, weapon models, and other assorted junk broken and charred around them.
“Yeah, we have no idea what happened there truth be told,” Aqua admits.
“Yeah, I mean we thought it was Maud, but she was kind of busy at that time, so we don’t know who through all this Junk at them.
You hear a sly giggle come from behind you and around the corner.
“Junk Jet for the win, eh Mangle?”
Followed by a mechanical laugh.
Smirking slightly you look back to them and say,
“Yeah, what a complete mystery, It’s a shame we’ll never know why that happened…”
Aqua sighs before saying,
"After that I tied up the two idiots and put frozen fido in a cage. Sensei returned covered in soot, and You woke up a few minutes after that."
You nod your head at this, but soon gained a confused expression as you ask,
"Wait, you still haven't explained to me how you got covered in feathers and why Flash was hanging upside down."
Aqua gains a embarrassed expression as she chuckles nervously before saying,
"Yeah...about that..."
TIME FOR A 4TH FLASHBACK
Fireheart 1945's Comment
The Rutherford's Comment
Kichi's Comment
As Aqua finishes putting the Wendigo into a nearby cage, she hears something. Something she wished to never hear again. Something that sent her cowering in fear in her past. She heard the sound once again...directly behind her, Aqua slowly turned her head and saw the monstrosity before her. It was...it was...it was...
"Bawk"
A...chicken?
Yes, it was a chicken. There was no reason as to why it was here, but it was. Aqua stared at the creature from her nightmares, with it's cold dead eyes staring right back at her. They continued this little staring game for what felt like hours. They continued to stare...
and stare...
and stare...
and stare...
Soon Aqua couldn't take it anymore as she threw a water whip at the chicken while yelling,
Her attack hit it's mark as she sent the chicken flying. Aqua sighed in satisfaction and was about to go try and wake You up again...until she heard a cluck.
And then another cluck...
And another...
And another...
Aqua could only let out a shrill scream as a mass of white and the sound of clucks surrounded her. And also for some reason a distant cry of,
"My imported chickens!"
4TH ONE DOWN TWO TO GO
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You got attacked by chickens?" you laugh out loud as Flash giggles.
"Quit laughing! It was horrifying! Their clucks and feathers surrounding me! It was horrible! If Sensei hadn't shown up, I'd surely be dead!"
"Oh come on they're just chickens. And they way you described it, it sounded like you're even afraid of just one," you chuckle.
She glares angrily at you, "You haven't seen the things I've seen a chicken do. They are unbridled dangerous monsters! They're always watching...always clucking..." she whimpers as she gets into a fetal position, petting her tail. "Always clucking."
While Maud pets her head trying to comfort her, Flash chimes in.
"Oh wow, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. That's just plain silly, how could you-"
"HOLD IT!!!" you interupt.
Everyling looks shocked at your outburst, but you ignore their looks as you say,
"Before you go any further, I need to know exactly why you were stuck hanging upside down from the roof."
Flash gains a embarrassed look as he says,
"No ya don't! Trust me it's no big deal!"
You give him a deadpanned look as you say,
"Flash, buddy, either you tell me or I'll ask my partner over here how. And she'll probably make some stuff up just to embarrass you more, so I advise you tell me instead of her."
Flash gains a shocked look at the statement as he looks over to Aqua (who has come out of her fetal position and seems to have calmed down), who simply shrug's her shoulders before saying,
"He ain't lying there."
Flash looks back and forth between you and Aqua for a few moments before sighing and saying,
"Fine...I'll tell ya. You see it went a little something like this..."
THE LAST FLASHBACK I SWEAR
Protomane's Comment
As all the chickens are shooed away by Maud, and Aqua spits out feathers, Flash comes wobbling in, still dizzy from his wall crash.
"Hey pretty mares! Look what I found!" he says dopily holding a Batmane grapple gun.
"Where'd you get that?" asks Maud.
"Over there...somewhere," he points dizzily behind him. "But watch this, I'm gonna pose dramatically up there on that catwalk!" he boasts.
"Are you sure that's wise?" Maud asks, her voice tinged with deadpan concern.
"I've got this, I'm Batmane," Flash says nonchalantly.
3 Seconds later...
"Yes, you definitely have something alright," Maud quips to a hanging Flash.
NO MORE FLASHBACK'S YAY
You begin laughing as Flash crosses his arms.
"Way to go Batmane. How's Robin doing?"
"Shut up, my head was still loopy," he pouts.
You are about to rip on him some more when...
Kichi's Comment
You hear Nightshade giggling again off behind you somewhere though the others don’t seem to hear it as they laugh at Flash.
You then look to them and say, “OK, clean yourselves up and keep these guys in sight. I’m gonna…go pick up something I dropped.”
They nod and you walk through the destruction and rubble towards Nightshade’s giggling. When you round the corner of destroyed set, you see a sight that really confuses you.
Nightshade is sitting with an injured Garble, his guard suit is torn/burned, and he looks miserable. Nightshade giggles and is sipping tea out of a cracked tea cup, so you interrupt them with a cough, causing them to look at you.
“Honey, what’s going on here, why are you talking with that dragon?”
“I’m having tea with him Daddy. I haven’t had tea with a dragon for awhile.”
Your eye twitches a bit at that thinking about her and Spike having tea together, probably alone!
Your overprotective father instincts are cut off when the red teenaged dragon crosses his arms and harrumphs.
“The dragon has a name you know, freaking speciest namby pamby pony” he grumbles.
“But Garble is such a weird name, and I said I was sorry…” Nightshade counters.
You just shake your head at this, wondering why the dragon you beat the snot out of is acting miserable and having tea with your daughter.
“Alright…why are you having tea with Garble here?”
“Oh, we fought each other because I kind of thought he was with that other mean dragon you were fighting and-“
“Wait! When did this happen?”
“Oh, well after you woke up…”
OKAY I LIED ABOUT THE LAST FLASHBACK BEING THE LAST ONE, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE FOR YA
"WHAT THE BUCK HAPPENED!?" you shouted
"It's a long story..."
FLASHBACKCEPTION
"It all begin with..." Maud began…
WAIT!
DOUBLE FLASHBACK END
"Wait, are you going to put a Flashback inside of another Flashback?" you interrupt.
"I thought you wanted to know?" she says.
"I already know them telling me about what happened, you don't need to repeat it" you explain.
"Oh, yeah, well in that case..." she begins again.
BACK TO THE FLASHBACK (I CAN'T STOP! HELP ME!)
As you sat listening to the others tell you what happened, Nightshade was busy with Mangle trying to salvage some of the junk she had fired from the junk jet.
“Dang, I hope daddy doesn’t get mad about me destroying his stuff,” she says while holding the charred remains of a movie prop from the bunker.”
Mangle just looks at her and shrugs.
“Yeah, if he asks it was you OK?”
Mangle just crosses her arms and harrumphs.
It’s then that Nightshade hears grumbling coming from behind a few broken sets.
Being curious, she sneaks over and through the ruins. There she gasps as she sees a teenaged red dragon looking at the destruction.
“Stupid crazy director ponies! Dueling eachother, raining magic down, destroying my job!” he grumbles as he picks up a smouldering clipboard. “*Sigh* Why couldn’t dad have made me go somewhere quieter?” he groans as he takes off his ripped Security hat.
“Now what am I supposed to do? I still got two months before I can go home. I guess I could look for Crackle, hopefully she’s still not mad at-“
“FALCON KICK!!!” Nightshade cried, kicking the unaware dragon in the jaw.
"Gah! OW! What the buck you stupid pony!?"
"I won’t let you get away you evil dragon! I’ll take you down just like your evil buddy in there!” she cries out.
“What the buck are you even talking ab-*SMACK* OW! That does it!” he roars as an epic battle begins. Garble and Nightshade trade kicks, punches, and slashes at eachother that is so epic and violent, that a crowd gathers. Garble ups the stakes and begins to use his fire breath, but Nightshade deflects these with her magic.
While dodging however, Garble gives a mighty punch and sends Nightshade through a wall destroying it and collapsing the building. Garble then laughs triumphantly, until Nightshade walks out of the ruins unscathed, smiles and grabs the shocked Garble before throwing him into space. He then fell towards the earth at accelerated speeds, causing many sonic booms as Nightshade prepared her final punch and…
HOLD IT!!!
Flashback Interruption Version 2.0
“Aww, I was just getting to the good part,” whines Nightshade.
“That did not seriously happen Nightshade,” you admonish and cross your arms.
“S-sure it did. It was epic and awesome and…” she begins before you scowl and she lets out a sigh."OK fine... Maybe I exaggerated a little..." she admits.
"What really happened?" you ask.
“Well everything happened like I said, up until…”
True Flashback (Flashbacks Are Love. Flashbacks are Life)
“FALCON KICK!!!” Nightshade cried, kicking the unaware dragon in the jaw.
"Gah! OW! What the buck you stupid pony!?"
"I won’t let you get away you evil dragon! I’ll take you down just like your evil buddy in there!” she cries out.
“What the buck are you even talking ab-*SMACK* *THUD*” the teenaged dragon goes down after Nightshade uppercuts him.
“Wow…that was surprisingly easy and anticlimactic,” Nightshade says.
End of True Flashback (For Realzies This Time)
“I then found this tea set from the set of Celestia in Discord World, and thought I could interrogate him over tea.”
“You threw hot tea in my face you little punk,” Garble pouts.
“Well it woke you up right?”
He responds by grumbling and looking away.
“Well anyway, after I woke him up…I kind of found out that he had nothing to do with that dragon you were fighting and…yeah I kind of felt a little bad,” Nightshade admits.
“Well you should, not every Dragon knows each other,” he growls and Nightshade giggles nervously.
You take in this explanation. “OK, that explains a little…I think, but here’s a question, why are you just sitting there drinking the tea with her?” you ask Garble.
“It’s not like I want to,” he grumbles. Nightshade then chimes in.
“I asked that too. He mumbled something about Dragon Code and how because I defeated him in a 1vs1 fight we’re now eternal enemies, and how he’s going to follow me wherever I go until he defeats me, blah blah blah," she explains before taking a sip of tea.
You raise and eyebrow and ask
"Soooo, What’s this about eternal enemies?" The teenaged dragon looks up and says.
"She defeated me in a one versus one battle, so the dragon code, which my dad is forcing on me as punishment, says that I have to gain my honor back either through rematch. First though, I have to be courteous to my rival because of their victory.”
"Really? Huh. Then what about those dragons that I def... I mean, that the Hooded Offender defeated? Weren’t you one of them?"
Garble looks up in surprise, as does Nightshade as you never told her about what happened when she was still drugged.
“How do you know about that?” he asks as he rubs his wing in phantom pain, causing you to wince.
“He’s… a notorious criminal and he likes to boast a lot,” you say and Garble nods at this.
“Well it was a weird mess. Apparently you can’t attack in greater numbers a supposedly weaker foe, but then that foe turned out to be stronger, and then Dad broke even more rules because he didn’t want the group to die and…The whole thing was a clusterbuck of everydragon “Breaking the Rules.””
“Yeah…I bet,” you admit.
“And as punishment, me and my friends had to learn humility. Dang Uncle Torch and his rules…” he growls, “I mean, it’s bad enough some little squirt and his pony harem get the better of us, but some monster nearly kills us, and WE still get in trouble. Plus, my ex girlfriend left with the ponies and never returned!”
You remember briefly about something Twilight said in the Crystal Empire. That Crackle wouldn’t leave her Library, waiting for you. You don’t share this information though.
“So you have to follow me around and be nice to me?” Nightshade asks.
“I can’t fight you yet, I have to wait awhile. But I will defeat you!” he growls.
“Cool! Can he follow us Daddy? Can he?”
“Honey, I don’t think…”
“I don’t need your permission, I will stalk you! I’m an excellent tracker! I’ll see you around namby pamby pony! Thanks for the tea. See ya!” he boasts before standing up and running away.
As you watch the dragon run off, you facehoof and think.
Great, another problem I have to worry about. But seriously, how did Nightshade knock him out in two hits? It took me forever to even wear him down. Is she getting stronger?
I wouldn't doubt it. She is our child after all.
You look to the chuckling Nightshade who finishes off her tea and says.
“Bring it on Bucker.”
With Said Bucker
Garble, after only a few minutes of running…somehow ends up in the Redwood Forrest, despite it being miles away from civilization.
“Where the heck is my motel room? Curse my lack of direction!”
Back to you Buckers
Kersey's Comment
Shaking your head again, you have Nightshade and Mangle hop in their room and head back to the group.
“Find what you were looking for?” asks Aqua.
“Yeah, are they awake?” you ask.
She points to the two moaning tied up creatures.
You nod and tell her, “I need you to keep Flash out of the way. We don’t need the guards jumping in on our next target.”
She nods at this and tells Flash, “Come on buddy, let’s get your head bandaged and these feathers off of me.”
Flash nods, holding the big bump on his head.
You look to Maud and tell her, “You be my support alright? I’m going to interrogate them now.”
She just blinks and says, “OK. If you have to make them suffer that’s fine.”
A chill goes down your spine at that, but you just shake it off and wake them up by freezing their forelegs.
“Gah!” they cry, but then shut it and glare at you. Solarkness begins to growl.
“How in the heck are you awake? Tanta should have…”
“Your little pet is gone, my mind is not a very nice place to be,” you growl in your intimidating filter.
They try to break their bonds, but the ice keeps them from doing so.
“Now, before I turn you over to the esteemed royal guard, I have one question for you, where are the other generals?”
“Buck you bounty hunter!” growls the Wyvern as he attempts to water jet you, until you freeze the water in his mouth.
“Wow, such Icy words,” you joke.
“Screw You! You’ll get nothing from us! You…” his words die in his throat as the ground under them rumbles and Maud steps forward.
“Yeah, keep talking like that and I might have to unleash her on you,” you say coldly. The timberwolf just shakes his head and still growls
“Whatever. Good luck trying to turn us in. You attacked us during our film. Our cloaks are gone, and there’s no one but that speciest guard, and two crazy mares to back you up! You’ve got nothing!” the Timberwolf growls.
“Ooohhh, don’t I?” you smirk as you hold up the pieces of evidence you gathered from them. Causing their eyes to widen.
“Also, I still have the cloaks. There are traces of dragon scales and wood pulp within them,” Maud says holding up the ripped Crimson Knight insignia cloaks.
“Yeah, you guys have lost. You ARE going to prison now. For the crimes of being in a Terrorist Cell, attempted murder, and for multiple assault and battery crimes for all those poor stunt doubles.”
They both glare at you as you say this.
“It’s ok, hold your enthusiasm. Now, before I put you dirtbags away, maybe you can redeem yourselves just a little in my eyes. Tell me where I can find your little friends.
Solarkness growls, leans forward and says, “We’re not snitches. Buck you.”
You sigh and close your eyes.
“Really? Kichi sang like a bird and was happy to give you up. You guys specifically. Are you telling me, you guys are that devoted?”
The both growl at hearing the Kichi bit, but they still don’t say anything.
“Hmm, tough crowd. How about this. Is there any of your Knight buddies that you detest? Someone that if you give up would surely take a righteous beating from me?
At that, their eyes light up at the prospect.
“Look, you’ve seen what me and my friends have done, the beatings we give. Are you sure there isn’t at least one of your buddies that you want beaten up and brought down? I’ll be sure to be extra mean in my takedowns,” you sweeten the deal.
Both of them look to each other and a wordless agreement is made as they nod.
“Unfreeze Rutherford’s mouth, and we’ll tell you.”
You do just that, and then say, “Alright. Spill it.”
Both Knights then give up your next target, and rather eagerly now that you think about it. They even give you a plan to go about taking them down.
“And at the end of it, tell them we send our regards," says Solarkness.
"And that we'll see them soon,” says Rutherford.
You nod at this.
“Well alright then. Anyway, nap time boys,” you say before holding up the Luna Plushie, knocking them out.
You then place both of them in your prison bags and turn to Maud.
“Listen, I’d appreciate it if you don’t tell the guards or anyone what they just said OK?”
She blinks and says, “OK. Be sure to give them tartarus. These knights and their leader have made my sister and emotional mess.”
You then swear you see her eyes harden a bit.
“What’s worse is that she still has hope that this Offender can be a good guy and a friend. I don’t know about any of that, but all I know is that anypony or thing that makes my happy sister miserable deserves to be Rocked like a Hurricane.”
You shiver in dread at this, but you say, “Thanks Maud.”
LATER
You all regroup and head to the Guard Station, which is only manned by a skeleton crew as every other guard is busy dealing with the aftermath of the director duel.
You present the two and aim to collect the reward. With Flash there, it goes smoothly. Though they have to call in Mystical Beast Containment for the Wendigo.
“Lieutenant Sentry, are you positive about this?” asks the front desk guard.
“I’m sure officer. This Stallion, and this mare brought down these two criminals. I was there.”
The guard then gets out the reward money 10,000 bits.
You are about to accept when you really think about it. I passed out for half the fight. Maud did so much more, as did Flash.
You then split 5,000 of your Bit Half of your reward and give it to Maud and Flash.
“Maud, you said you needed money because of some thief, so take this. You more than deserve it.”
You then actually see a faint hint of a smile on her lips as she accepts and say,
“Thank you.”
Flash meanwhile won’t accept.
“But come on, you did so much man.”
“Yeah, but it was my job. A guard accepts no rewards for his work. It’s yours,” he explains.
You smile at this and pocket your reward.
2,500 Bits Added to Inventory.
Before you leave though, the Guard at the front desk stops you.
“Are you him?”
You look back and ask,
“What?”
“Are you the same masked bounty hunter that took down the Knights in Bastion? Are you the Crimson Vengeance?”
You nod at this and say, “That’s right. And I’ll tell you this, these two won’t be the last ones I bring in.”
He stands up and salutes you.
“Hey, you don’t have to,”
“No, I do sir. Thank you.”
You blush in embarrassment and nod and exit the Station.
You then look to Flash Sentry who stands in the doorway.
“I have to remain here and wait for Captain Armor. Do you all have to go?”
“Yeah, we still gotta job to do.”
“You already have a lead?” he asks.
You shake your head and lie,
“No. But we’ll find one.”
He seems to buy it and just sighs.
“You know, you are just like your brother when it comes to fighting. Both of you are wasting your potential. Seriously CV, I think you could join the guard, you’d make a fine addition,” he says.
“Yeeeaaaahhhh, no. Sorry Flash, but I got my own thing going here. Oh and if you could, make sure my appearance doesn’t appear in the paper would you? I don’t want these guys to know I’m coming.”
He nods at this, “Alright, though I’m sure our little story will be overshadowed by Beigh and Shamalamadingdong. But yeah, I understand. Where will you go now?”
“Wherever the bounties lie. Goodbye Flash Sentry.”
“Goodbye CV. And don’t forget to tell…you know who, what I said alright?”
“You have my word man,” you say as you give him a very manly hug and he reciprocates.
Oh that’s just adorable coos Selena, causing your face to get red and to break the hug immediately.
You both chuckle embarrassed.
Aqua then says her goodbyes. “See ya around Batmane,” she teases as she punches him on the shoulder.
“Yeah, you too Chicken Mare,” he smirks punching her back.
You three then walk off, going to the other side of town where there isn’t any destruction.
“So, there’s still daylight left, what do we do now?” asks Aqua.
“Well, I kind of did promise a certain little filly something,” you smirk.
Aqua and Maud see where you are going and smirk/stare blankly.
“You two have fun then, I think I’ll catch up with Sensei now that we’re not fighting, and I’ll book the trip for the next hit.”
You nod and wave to them as you head for something magical.
POV CHANGE: NIGHTSHADE
You sit with your pet Mangle and watch a Godzilla movie you’ve seen about 5 times.
“Daddy really needs to get me some more movies if he keeps expecting me to stay in here,” you grumble.
Mangle just looks at you and gives a mechanical chirp.
“Look I know it’s dangerous, but dang it, I don’t want to be just an accessory. I like helping out. I’m not just a thing!”
Mangle chirps again.
“OK, maybe I did punch out an innocent dragon, but he was a wimp. Besides, now that he says he’ll follow me around I’ll have a new playmate,” you smirk.
Mangle crosses her legs and makes another noise.
“Oh come on, I’m not trying to replace Spike!” you reply indignantly. “Sure he followed me around a lot, but this is different. I actually liked Spike…gosh I miss him…and the CMC, and even the Deadly 6,” you say sadly.
Mangle pats you on the shoulder reassuringly.
“I’ll take you to Ponyville one day Mangle, and you can meet all my friends. Until then, I’m stuck in here because Daddy just HAS to always go out and fight and-“
Your complaining dies in your throat as the inventory is opened and your Daddy’s voice comes through.
“Nightshade Honey, turn into an Earth Pony and come on out, I have a surprise for you.”
Rolling your eyes, you transform and hop out with Mangle.
“What’s the surprise Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa…” you are shocked and awed by what you see.
Happy fillies and colts, mascots of famous cartoon characters, fanciful buildings and mechanical rides. You are in the Happiest Place on Equis.
“A promise is a promise honey, welcome to-“
“WHINNY LAND!!!” you shriek at the top of your lungs and rush forth.
“WHINNY LAND! WHINNY LAND! WHINNY LAND!” you cry out in happiness, dragging Mangle behind you while you leave your Daddy behind in the dust.
“Wait! Wait up Honey!” you hear him shout. Unfortunately, your mind has kind of shut down at the moment as you take in everything around you, all the while screaming.
“WHINNY LAND!!!”
WHAT DO YOU (NIGHTSHADE) DO?
Outro:
You (nightshade) see the CMC at the park. Turns out, Ponyville Elementary had a school trip that day, with the mane 6 (plus Spike) assisting with supervision. You enjoy the rides with them, including Daring Do and the Raiders of the Lost Stable, Space Mountain, and the Haunted Mansion.
You (C.V.), however, become concerned when you lose sight of your daughter thanks to a pony wearing the most ridiculous pair of circular styrofoam ears. Twilight sees you, still (stupidly) wearing the cloak, and thinks you are the Hooded Offender, luckily, before anything more than a chase through rides happens, Pinkie gets a letter from Maud about C.V., and the fact he was wearing the H.O. cloak.
To me the most satisfying end to...specifically an action movie is when they do some comedy right before the credits. To me that makes the movie more memorable.
Reminds me of the evil chicken.
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The movie with the best ending is Pacific Rim.
As you exit from Whinny land, you look back, as a great fire is consuming every part of Whinny Land, even Aqua world, a great part dedicated to seaponies is somehow in fire.
As Bugzee begin to hear screams of horror and despair from strange ghosts and dark clouds that are in the sky around Whinny Land, he can hear his daughter
"Oh my gosh Daddy! It was so fun! Can we go another time in a future? Can we?" Ask a very energetic Nightshade, full of sugar.
"Maybe in a future honey, maybe in a future..." Mutter Bugzee as he look to a bill ascending to a million of bits for damages to Whinny Land, for the emotional traumas, and a great list of things
"I think you need to control a little how much sugar you let her take" Comment Aqua
Bugzee meanwhile still don't understand how everything happened, he could remember Nightshade eating a little too much sugar things, but he was not even sure how did this happen.
Meanwhile near there
A hooded pony got angry with a employer of Whinny Land that wear a disguise of Whinny.
"What? What are you saying that you confused me with another hooded pony and give him the prototype of the special strawberry cocktel that have a thousand times more sugar concentrated that a normal one? It was going to be my secret weapon to conquer Equestria!" Ask The hooded one
The employer seems to try to say something but is interrupted.
"I don't want to hear excuses, how many ponies are going around with a hood, a tiny pony and a zebra? guys! get him!" Groan the hooded pony and point to the employer
A male zebra and a tiny pony (If exist people that can't grow in Real world, why not in pony world?) jump and begin to hit the employer
Returning to Bugzee
"Well uh... Let's continue our adventure" Say Bugzee
"Yay! Let's continue our adventure! Punish the bad guys, kick them in their balls..." Say Nightshade
"Seriously, she worry me..." Mutter Aqua to Bugzee as Nightshade continue her ranting
"...And then, we could be back in Ponyville" Say Nightshade
"Yeah, Yeah... Wait, what? What did you say about Ponyville?" Ask Bugzee
"That after we capture all the knights and we take their organization we are going back to Ponyville, right? and then I can go back to crusade with the girls" Ask Nightshade
"Umm, I'm not sure... I mean, it's not like I miss Fluttershy but..." Say Bugzee
"Are we not going back never to Ponyville?" Ask Nightshade as her ears go down sadly
"I... Maybe in a future, first we need to take down the knights" Comment Bugzee
"Yay! Take that knights!" Shout Nightshade
Best ending: Inside Out, cuz it was a good movie.
Your day with your daddy was the best one yet. You have not had this much fun with just him since that time you went to spa for that daddy-daughter day. Come to think of it, wasn't that the last time you two had a day together without being on the run? As you ponder this you see a food booth serving Whinny shaped burgers.
Nightshade: "Daddy?"
Bugze: "Yes dear?"
You point to the burger stand.
Nightshade: "Can I have some bits to get us Whinny Burgers? I'm a bit hungry."
Your dad looks at the stand and goes bug-eyed (hee hee. I will have to tell Mommy that joke tonight.) when he looks at the sign. He opens his mouth in a frown when *GURGLE* his belly starts growling.
Bugze: "Yeah here's some bits. Order mine with cheese and a large Sarsaparilla." *25 Bits gained*
Nightshade: "OK. But why aren't you coming with me?"
Bugze: "I, um, need to write something to a friend."
Nightshade: "Um, OK?"
You walk away as your dad pulls out a piece of paper and starts writing. You walk up to the stall.
Nightshade: "Excuse me sir, I would like to order three Whinny Burgers with cheese, and all the fixings. Ooh and a large Sarsaparilla, and one in one of those souvenir cups please."
The stallion at the stand takes the order and tallies the total.
Cashier: "25 bits."
Nightshade: "Really, that is a lot. Good thing that Daddy gave me that much for it."
Cashier: "That is Whinny land for you filly. Everything is overpriced and we have to act as present as possible or we get in trouble."
What truly unnerved you was that as he said this depressing speech, he sounded cheerful and happy, while his eyes looked annoyed. The cashier gives you your order and the reciet and you start walking back to the table your dad is at.
Nightshade: Despite the way that stallion sounded, he seemed really unhappy. I wonder why. Isn't Whinny Land supposed to be the "Happiest Place in Equestria"?
You come out of your deep thought as you approach the table and a weird pink flash comes from where your dad was sitting. You look to see him smiling (how you can tell with his mask on is not important but you can), especially as he sees you.
Personally I feel like letter contents can wait for another chapter with Cadence's POV.
The most satisfying end to a movie I have seen would have to be the end from Disney/Pixar's UP. It showed the main characters with their goals being met, even if not in the way they originally anticipated. (Plus the ending gave me happy feels as opposed to the beginning.)
Go on the tea cup ride and get dizzy from spinning around so fast.
Congratulations. You have come to experience the majority of what Whinny Land has to offer: Waiting in Line.
"So. Booored!" you whine, of which Daddy just pats your head, telling you to be patient.
From the middle of the line, standing impatiently on the staircase leading up to the platform, you hear a voice, presumably belonging to one of the ride operators. "...Oh my bucking god, what do you mean he's not tall enough?!"
You can only assume that the ponies up there are arguing over whether or not somepony can take the ride. Of course, one side is trying to negotiate, being the ones who had to wait in line for a pretty long time. This eventually causes a scene that catches the attention of those waiting line. For them, it's entertainment. As for you, though, you lean against the railing boredly, not giving the argument much thought.
Is it strange how I can think that somebody else's misfortune is, well, just simply boring? You shrug. Not much to think about there. You then decide to listen on a budding conversation between Aqua and Daddy.
"You know, with all the hype, you'd think Whinny Land would be a bit more...," Aqua takes a cursory glance at the intense squabble occuring on the platform above you both, "...Foal-friendly."
"I think this just an exception," he replies uninterestingly. "With my luck, this might make it take even longer to wait."
"I'm not sure what the deal is about your luck, but this is just...not us."
"Huh?" He turns to look at her. "What do you mean?"
"...we've been busy with our bounty hunting for a while, and now that we've prioritized on taking on Whinney Land, well..." She stares out in the distance. Following her gaze, you can see the constructing crew rebuild all of what the Grand Battle of Terrible Directors had destroyed. "...I'm surprised something didnt blew up yet. You know, that kind of misfortune."
"Applewood," Daddy simply says, "Just Applewood. It does what it pleases."
"And that's all the explanation that's needed," Aqua mumbles sarcastically.
"Eeyup."
Finally, you guys got your turn. It's the moment of truth. After waiting in line for so long, you can now dictate whether or not it's worth it. You got on the ride, feeling out the warmth of the seat contrasting with the cold metal around it. Everything locks into place and the ride—
—The ride ends.
You're not how exactly the time has passed, but needless to say, the ride defies your every expectation. And the laws of physics. In fact, it trancendef EVERYTHING that your thoughts can conceive! You can say that your brain got buzzed so much after the ride that you practically forgot the whole experience in an attempt to flush out all of the impossible twists and turns and crud that has happened. Truly, it's a magical, magical world, this Whinney Land.
"...what the buck happened?" Daddy says dumbfoundedly.
"I...I have no idea," Aqua speaks.
"That. Was. Awesome!" you yell excitedly. "Let's do it again."
As if terrified of experiencing such black magic yet again, Aqua makes an excuse. "...CV, I'll sit this one out. I'm getting ice cream."
I think you forgot that weird book of random useful knowledge.
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Maybe the book can tell them where to go to "randomly" win the Express passes (No line waiting)
(this would ideally be for any time the luna plushie is mentioned, or used on someone. maybe it could be a little aside if they fall asleep in the line this person: 7308566 was talking about.)
Nightshade: Why didn't we just use the knock-out plushie on the crimson knights at the start?
Selena: Because, dear, your father is a moron.
Sombra: Using that item would be both unsportsmanlike and boring.
Bugze: Yeah, and bad guys always have some sort of immunity to those kinds of things.
adapt and use wherever in the story you please, even if it's not this chapter. It could even be a minor character bringing that up.
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Honestly, throughout these events, Bugze has been fighting relatively less opponents in some fashion. The previous instance he's been fighting many opponents is with Video Game Mafia Arc, where it's both people AND animotronics in an imitation of freaking escort mission within a zombie game. Although, he's restricted to obligatory rules due to Aqua being a hostage. In this arc, when you've got the Tantabus to make you fall asleep, the Luna Plushie is rendered moot when you assume it can make you wake back up.
These can be decent reasons, too.
Speaking of which...I just realized: Where was the Tantabus?
I think the movie with the best ending is probably Howl's Moving Castle. Even though it deviates marginally from the book, as I've been told, it wraps up all it's loose ends nicely.
So in the actual Disney World, they have trashcans that basically suck all the waste into a main room, so they keep the smell down..
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"Hey dad! Look what I found!"
Bugze looked over to the trashcan. "It looks like a trashcan, sweetie. Look over there, about twenty feet, there's another one."
"Yes, but look at what it can do!" Nightshade picks a rock up and tosses it in the trashcan. A loud woosh is heard after the flap was closed, and the rock clunks away in some unknown tube. "I wonder what that is?"
"Nightshade, you might want to stay back, it could be dangerous..." Muses Bugze
"All the better reason to investigate then! If it's dangerous I can take it down!" She hops up, opening the flap.
"No-no!" Bugze grabs her hind legs, only for Nightshade's kicking to dislodge his grasp.
"Adventure~" Her yell becomes more and more distant as she is sucked down the pipe.
Somewhere underground, a large container starts shaking.
"Hey Sewage, did you hear that?"
"Nah Waste, some kid probably just threw another rock in."
A minute later the banging becomes unbearable, and the container splits open revealing Nightshade.
The two workers look at each other. "We are so fired."
Bugze! We have to get Nightshade back!
I know! I'm thing about it!
Well hurry up! She could suffocate down there... wherever there is!
...
I got it!
Bugze proceeds to jump into the trashcan, worming his way down.
This is the fastest way to her. All we have to do is...
Really? Did you seriously just get stuck? Now we'll have to wait for some random passerby.
"Hey Daddy!" Nightshade managed to find her way back with the help of Sewage. "I found out what the trashcans were!"
He coughed, "Well we can't have fillies get lost after.. that happens, so I thought we should look for her father-you."
"That is great and all, but can you please get me out of this trashcan now?!"
At one point, Mangle gets in an altercation with one of the many mascots.
The security thinks Mangle is a Rogue Bot and a merry little chase ensues through the park.
As you walk through the Haunted Mansion, you scoff at the “scary stuff” since you’ve seen things in your short life that the other foals can’t even imagine.
“Oh please, Skeletons? I’ve fought Zombies and Hydras, Yawn,” you say sarcastically walking through. This demoralizes one employee so much he sadly walks out on his job through the park dressed as a skeleton.
The rides are pretty fun. You really enjoy the spinning tea cups, elephant rides, and the new Harry Trotter attraction. Also, now that the Walt Whinny Corporation owns Star Wars, there are plenty of troopers and light sabers around.
There’s even a line for kids to meet Darth Vader and “Fight” him. You smirk at this as you decide to turn a few heads.
You walk up to the black clad Sith and he says, “Join the Dark Side…”
Instead of refusing, you instead bow,“Of course my master…” this causes everyone to gasp, before laughing since the actor in the suit has no idea how to react to this.
With Bugze
“Did she just join the dark side? Oh what the heck!”
She is still my daughter after all, *giggle*
Back with You.
The actor finally improvises a line,
“V-very well my new apprentice…um…perhaps we should…uh…”
“We should dance to celebrate!” you yell, further confusing him as more adults and kids laugh.
A boombox carrying mare even plays a funky tune that you start dancing to, causing all the kids and storm troopers to join in.Vader realizes the masses have spoken, and takes over as leader of the dancing…making quite possible the greatest thing ever.
At the end of the day, you find yourself running with your Daddy away from the burning remains of one of the rides.
“Why would you do that? I know I have problems with Arson, but you?!” your daddy scolds.
“But the singing daddy! The singing! It’s a small world after a-AAAAAA!!!! Make it stop!”
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Oh yeah, i forgot about that. Thank you for bringing that up.
On another note, as I had forgotten to answer the question in my last comment, I'd say my preferred ending of any movie would be at the end of any major series of movies, like the Harry Potter series, or the Hobbit. Those endings leave me with a sense of fufillment.
7312864 That evil song! Kill it with fire!
7313613 Also dont forget that the Luna Plushie is limited to how many times it can be used in quick succession. too many times and it will need to reset. Bugze would not risk using that just to cut in line when he may need to use it to catch someone or to (bravely) run away
You noticed that your father can stand the rollercoasters, the giant tower that makes you drop at the top, even the expensive food.
But what he can't stand are the minigames on the low grounds. He would always say that they are rigged and you can never win them. He almost took out his power glove to burn everything but you stopped him in time.
Very soon you and your father are sitting at one of the many benches, with you eating a cotton candy and your dad having a burrito.
Your daddy spoke up, "Honey. I'm sorry I've been very strict lately. I just don't want you to fight and get hurt. I don't know what will happen if you do and I don't want to know."
You realize that your daddy was kinda right, but you did beat Sombra and he is a powerful king. How come he still didn't trust you fight other stupid ponies, dragons, wood, and animals.
"Daddy I can fight. I beat Sombra remember. And I also beat the Garble dragon."
"i know you did honey but I still don't want to risk it. What if a boulder comes flying down at you?"
"I'll teleport away." You immediately reply, taking another bite of your cotton candy.
"Uh... well... what if something stops your magic!"
"Daddyyy..." You whine.
"I know, but it can happen. Twilight did it to me a couple of times."
"Really?"
"Yeah, and it almost got me captured by the deadly six."
This made you think about past decisions and if they were too risky.
"I know everything may seem easy Nightshade, and some stuff are. But there are things that can happen to make things change in a flash. Some things that no matter how much you try you can never correct."
"A-...Alright, daddy. I'll try to stay safe from danger." Before you let your dad nod or say something stupid, you bark at him, "But that doesn't mean I won't fight! if someone is trying to hurt my friend I'll definitely teach them a lesson with a good ol' falcon kick!"
You dad laughs and hugs you. "That's my girl!"
my most satisfying end to a movie is when the big bad gets broken and beaten down and left to suffer his humiliation with no hope to return, or having done a truly unforgivable act gets killed in the most satisfying way possible,slow and painful.
An alligator comes out of the water of one of the rides with intent to devour. FALCON KICK IT INTO ORBIT!!!
Accidentally stumble into the employee-only tunnels under Whinneyland and come across the cryogenically frozen body of Walt Whinney.
"The Legends are true!" you and Nightshade exclaim.
Accidentally wake Walt up who proceeds to take one look at the current live-action Whinney serials... and promptly refreezes himself.
S.C.P. containment breach reference.