Episode 16: Starting The First Bounty! Capture The Cattle Rustlers!
Before you head down there to capture the two bulls, and gain the awesome red coat, you pull out your,
Get the Power Glove in one hoof, the Boomstick in the other, and get ready to bucking party!
Trusty Boomstick while making sure the Power Glove is at full blast. You remember the last time you fought buffaloes back at Appleoosa that it took a lot to get them down and out for the count. Bulls are about the same size, so you figure that a combination flames, lighting, ice, and so on would be enough to knock them out. You smirk slightly at this before thinking,
And if not, then a blast to the face from the Boomstick should knock them out.
And with that you begin to head towards the safe house, and as you do all your attention so focused only on the...
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glorious, beautiful, awesomeness that is that coat. You begin to grin creepily as you think,
Soon that coat will be mine! All mine!
Bugze...
When I get my hooves on that puppy my badflank costume will be complete and nopony will be able to stop me!
Bugze!
I'll become the most well know bounty hunter in the whole world! I'll capture all the Crimsion Knights, and with that coat I'll be know as THE-
BUGZE!!!
You snap out of your thoughts as you say,
"Hu-*trip*OwOwOwOw!"
You were so focused on your thoughts about retrieving the awesome coat that you didn't pay attention to where you were going until you tripped over something. After rolling painfully down the hill, you groaned in pain until the object tumbled down and smacked you in the back of the head.
Grumbling in annoyance you get back up and look down at the object that hit you. Picking it up you find out it's a book called "Tzeentch's Book of Convenient Knowledge." Curious, you flipped it open to a random page, which happened to reveal a top-down map of the house along with markers for the outlaws and cones representing their fields of vision.
"Cool!" you whisper-shouted as you tried to flip the pages, only to find them apparently stuck together. You tried harder only for a bookmark to flip down and the inside cover to pop open, revealing the words,
"If you try to force my pages again, you will spend the rest of your life with only three hooves."
Your eyes widen in fear as you gulp and slam the book shut before saying,
"Well, I'll only be using this when I absolutely have to..."
With that said you turn around and are about to continue your walk towards the co-I mean safe house when you remember something.
Oh yeah, what did you need Selena?
You can hear Selena groan in annoyance before she says,
I was going to say, watch out for that book you’re going to trip over it, but you kept daydreaming about that coat.
It’s a nice coat, you defend.
Regardless, I would be wary about that tome. Something about it seems…off. It’s as if it has a mind of it’s own, she explains cryptically.
You chuckle nervously at this as you put the book into The Inventory.
"Tzeentch's Book of Convenient Knowledge" Added to The Inventory
Hehehe, your probably right. I'll only use this as a last resort. Or if I run into a boss battle, one of the two.
You can image Selena nodding as she says,
Of course I'm right, I always a-wait...boss battle? This isn't a video ga-
Shoosh! I need to think of a plan to get them out of that house.
With that said you put on your thinking face, and ignore Selena's shout of annoyance, as you think,
Now what can I do to get those bulls out of the house? As much as I want that red coat, I can't risk going after it as long as those two aren't captured. Now besides yelling like a maniac, cause let's face it I do that way too much and it's getting old, how else could I get them out?
Your gaze lingers over to the chimney and soon you hear a *ding* and your eyes widen as you think,
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I know! I'll go all rebooted True Grit on them!
Rebooted tru- what does that even mean? Selena asks confused.
With that question, you whisper.
"It means I'm going to use a clever trick used by one of the few movie remakes that I feel is actually better than the original," you say aloud.
Ok...what trick is that?
"If I get up on the roof and block up the chimney, I'll be able to smoke them out."
It would not work, they would hear you on the roof immediately.
"Hey, I'm not THAT heavy," you remark.
Unless you are the weight of a child, then yes, yes you are, she deadpans.
"Hmmm...actually that gives me an idea."
You open up The Inventory.
"Nightshade, come here baby," you whisper to her.
"What is it daddy?" she asks.
"Honey, I'm about to get some criminals, but I'll need your help OK?"
Her eyes brighten, and Selena begins to chide, before you say
"All I need you to do is to place this coat," you say holding up the leather jacket, "over that chimney there, and once you do, I want you to run to those bushes way past the house there and hide," you tell her.
"Oh, but Daddy..." she pouts.
"Ah ah ah! No whining young lady. I'm not going to have you in a fight when your mother and I can handle this, understood?"
"But..."
"Understood?" you say firmly and she looks down.
Answer your father Nightshade, Selena commands, causing Nightshade to look up at you.
"Alright, alright, I won't help fight, I'll go hide in the bushes," she says downtrodden as she grabs the cloak.
"That's better. But don't be so down honey, this is very vital to the plan." you say as you both start sneaking.
"Uh-huh, whatever..." she says still pouting.
You both continue sneaking as you mentally ramble about that snark.
She'll get over this. She's not a teenager YET. She'll see how important her task is, you rationalize in your head
Although I agree with your plan, next time ASK me first before deciding to place our child in the middle of it! Selena growls at you.
"Okay, Okay, sorry..."
As you reach the house, you use your telekinesis to lift her onto the roof gently. You look back at the bulls in the window and see they haven't noticed anything. You give her the go ahead signal and she nods her head as she sneaks up to the smoke stack. She places the coat over the chimney, before creeping to the edge of the house. She then hops off and uses her wings to gently glide down into the bushes.
"Ugh, I gotta teach her to fly somehow," you think before you hear the bulls inside.
"What the hay?! *cough* Where's that smoke coming from?!"
"I don't know! *cough* Put out the fire!"
They all start coughing harder, so taking this as a cue you stand up and flip the switch on your mask to reveal your teeth, and turn on the scary voice as you yell out to them.
"Alright, come on out with your hooves up, we have you completely surrounded!"
"What's going on, who's out there?" comes a voice.
"I'm, uh...a Law Stallion, and I have my posse her, come out with your hooves up and you won't be shot!"
"Screw you copper!" comes a voice.
"Would you kindly eat lightning!" you yell as you send a bolt through the window, hearing a scream.
"Alright, alright, we surrender!" comes the voice.
Two bulls come out, one with yellow hair and a burn on his leg, and the other a big one in a tan trenchcoat. You walk up to them, and they seem disturbed by your mask.
"In the dirt!" you command.
You place them on their bellies and duct tape their limbs together.
"Shoot, there's only one of ya?" says the bull flabbergasted.
"Who are ya?"
"That's...uh... classified," you say.
"Classified?" the bigger one asks.
"Yes classified. My get up isn't complete yet...speaking of which." You head over the line and pull the coat off and gaze at it in the moonlight.
"Hey, that's my coat!" protests the yellow haired bull.
"Not anymore, criminal scum," you say.
Before you put on the coat, you can't help but,
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Hug it tightly as Selena says,
...Seriously...?
You ignore her and squee in delight. (You swore you heard the surrounding area and Dodge Junction shake from you squee, but you don't pay attention to it.)
"Precious..." You say creepily.
Nightshade walks back over to you from the bushes and looks at you strangely as she asks,
"Daddy? What was that noise and shaking?"
"Precious..." You say again having not heard her.
You daughter shrugs before asking
"Ok...can you put me back on the roof to get the coat? I don't want to leave it up there," she says.
You snap out of it at this as you do just that with your Telekinesis.
"Wait a dang minute, it was just you and a little filly?! Dang it Stampede, I told ya we shouldn't have given up!" growls the big one.
"Well how was I supposed to know?! Lightning came in through the window, and I thought the house was on fire!" replies the yellow haired one.
After Nightshade takes the coat off the chimney and gets back in your Inventory you look at the two bulls and say
"Alright you lugs, lets go back inside and have a chat shall we?"
"But it's smokey in there," they reply.
"Oh, right...hang on a moment."
You take a deep breath, head inside and push out your arms for some Air Bending...which only serves to push the smoke in the corner.
"Dang it, gotta practice this more instead of not at all...Would you kindly get pushed back?" you say using your Telekinesis to move the smoke out the windows and doors.
You then pick the bulls up and put them back in the cabin and tie them to the chairs.
You then finally put the awesome coat on and you can't help but feel complete with it. With a sigh of satisfaction you look over yourself in a nearby mirror.
"Don't get comfortable in that mister, that there is mine and mine alone," Stampede growls.
"Ownership is 1/3rd of the law...or something. Anyway," you dramatically turn around and point at them, the coat billowing about you as you growl.
"You're part of the Castle Rustlers, so where's the rest of them?"
"We don't know nothing," protests the bigger bull.
"Yeah, we're only here on vacation, we don't know no Cattle Rustlers," the yellow haired one says unconvincingly.
"Bullspit...litteraly," you say as you show them the bingo page.
"I know who you are," you say dangerously.
"Oh lord, it's one of them bounty hunters Stampede," says the bigger one.
"Come on mister, this is just a big mistake. Just let us go, and nothing bad will happen."
"Um...how about no. How about you tell me where your friends are, I beat them up too, and you all go to jail together for being criminal trash. Now where are they?" you command.
"W-we don't know. Ain't seen 'em in weeks. We ain't a part of them no more anyway," says the big one.
You raise an eyebrow and look back over to the fireplace, where a big pony sized cauldron of of beans is cooking.
"Uh-huh, and what, you were gonna eat all these beans by yourselves?" you accuse.
"Y-yeah, we're pretty hungry..." the big one lies.
You walk over to him and slam his head on the table.
"Enough bullspit, tell me where they are!" you growl.
The yellow haired one then looks at a nearby clock, then looks to you and smiles cruelly.
"What are you so happy about?" you ask.
"Cause I know where my friends are mister..."
Suddenly, you hear large beating hoofbeats outside.
"And they're already here..."
"Oh Buck Me..." you moan.
"Stampede, Brick! You better have those beans ready, cause we are hungry!" comes a large booming voice.
You run over and quickly lock the door. As soon as you do, the bull on the other side slams into it.
"What the hay? Brick, Stampede, what's going on? Open up!"
You look over at your two prisoners and whisper.
"Not a word. Stay quiet and..."
'WE'RE IN HERE BOSS! BOUNTY HUNTER'S GOT US! HELP-*whack*" you silence him with a smack of the boomstick staff.
"You motherbucker!" you growl.
You turn around quickly and hold up the Boomstick as the door is busted open to reveal...
A lot more bulls then the wanted poster had! Your eyes widen in fear as you think,
What the buck! There has to be thirty or more bulls! The wanted poster only showed like ten! Where'd they all come from!
You can hear Selena click her tongue in annoyance as she says,
That wanted poster was outdated, remember?! They've obviously recruited more into their numbers since that picture was taken!
You can't help but gulp at this as a big blue bull with a skinny black hat begins to stalk towards you.
"I am King Longhorn and this is my property. Who in the hay are you, and what are you doing with my crew?...And why are you wearing Stampede's coat?!"
"I, um...*cough* I'm here to take you in, you slabs of beef! And this coat's mine now! MINE MINE MINE!!!" you growl out in your intimidating voice, to which he flinches at, before his eyes sharpen in resolve.
"Is that so?" he says as he snaps his hooves, and more bulls enter the room, trapping you.
You gulp as you look around and mentally panic.
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This is bad. So very very bad. Why must I be the only changeling cursed with bad luck?
MEANWHILE, AT A DIFFERENT LOCATION
A lone changeling is walking down an alleyway muttering to himself.
"This is just great. First I got separated from the hive then a creature with a black cloak and weird monkey hands ambushes me and takes away my magic. Now I can't even disguise myself! I try to find the hive and make my report to the Queen, but the only changelings I do find kick me out and call me a freak. And to top it all off they kept calling me 'Kropsling'. What the heck even is that? A gardening tool? Are they calling me dirty or something? Well time to make stand. I'm number 66. I will not let Equestria get the best of me!" number 66 declares.
"YOU HEAR THAT EVERYPONY?! I'M NUMBER 66! I WILL DIE STANDING SO DO YOUR WORST!" he shouts...only to immediately drop as he gets hit in the back of the head by a stray bottle which knocks him out.
"Oops sorry about that you ok?" says a cloaked figure.
"I'hmm..." Kropsling mutters.
"Better take you inside. Hey Fireheart give me hoof with this changeling" says the figure as he lifts one end of Kropsling up.
"Aww, Do we have to? I was right in the middle of doing something cool Pentakill," Fireheart says as he lifts the other end up.
As the two guys lifted Kropsling up he had few words to say while being carried off.
"...Your the man now dog..." Kropsling said
"Alright lets get him to the hideout," and with that they carry Kropsling to the hideout.
BACK WITH YOU
You feel a sudden shiver as you think,
Why do I have the sudden feeling that another changeling is Lady Luck's punching bag...and why do I feel jealous!?
Worry about your feelings for Lady Luck later! Deal with these idiots now!
Snapping out of it you notice that one of the bulls is charging at you. Thinking quickly you...
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flail your arm out and Falcon Punch him into one of the safehouse's wooden pillars, cracking it and causing the others to look at him in shock.
Taking the opportunity while they are shocked, you Psycho Crusher through said pillar and out through the wall, causing the roof to collapse as King Longhorn and his bulls all scream in fright. You look back as the house begins to fall apart and collapse. Once it's done breaking, you hear the moaning of all the bulls that got the roof dropped on them moaning. You smirk and start walking towards the wreckage as you mutter
"Mediocre."
You look over to the now unsafe house to see that about 10 of the bulls are knocked out from the debris, but about the rest, including Longhorn are conscious and pulling the debris off themselves . You see one of the bulls pull out the yellow haired one (still duct taped to the chair) from the rubble and that he's still awake too.
King Longhorn lets out an angry snort as he shouts,
“You’re gonna pay for that varmit! That cabin was a gift from my mother!”
“Oh don’t worry, I’ll pay you back. Once I bring you in, I’ll have more than enough money to do so,” you snark.
"You flippin Crimson Knight nutjob! I told ya'll we weren't interested in joining! But if you want a fight, we'll give you a fight!"
Your eyes widen at that statement, but narrow again as you menacingly say.
"Oh I'm not with those freaks, they're actually on my list. I'm just a simple Bounty Hunter, and they are probably far worse than what you can muster up...and yet even as I say that..."
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MEANWHILE, WITH SILVER STRANGE AND THE CRIMSON KNIGHTS
Oh Buck! Oh Buck! Oh Buck! I'm finally joining them! Silver thinks in glee as Brown Dog and Silver open up a trunk.
It was tough but he had finally completed all of their trials, even if they were insane. They stole Yusei's deck in the Museum of Anime of Manehatten (yes. Yes, it is really a thing) and they defaced the Mayor of Baltimare's house.
Sure there were some close calls, such as almost drowning after deciding to take an impromptu swim in the Mayor's pool...while he was inside it. But after tying him up with pool floaties and locking him inside his own closet, they spray painted 'FREE 'SERVICES' INSIDE on the wall in front of the building.
Then while Silver was stealing the deck, Brown Dog apparently used his awesome ninja skills to disable a gaurd who had spotted them.
Thank the Queen Brown Dog's ninja skills are over 9000. Seriously! He was right in front of him! With the dang lights on! AND HE STILL MISSED HIM! He and SnapDrake are god tier, he thinks as they lift out a bag.
What Actually happened.
The Brown Dog actually intentionally broke cover and let the gaurd see him. What Silver thinks are Ninja skills of the Brown Dog, is actually just sheer confusion on the guard in question over why a Diamond Dog would blatantly stand in front of him while doing the macarena. Silver was so busy stealing the deck, he didn't quite see what happened.
"Wh-what are you..." the guard babbled out in confusion.
"The California Raisins Stole My Brain, Now I'll have nothing to offer to the Zombie Overlords," the Brown Dog said as he continued dancing, making the guard even more confused.
"I-I don't...wha...?" the guard's brain refused to function.
"I'ma knock you out now," the dog said as he bonked the poor confused guard in the head before turning around and giving the thumbs up to Snap Drake, who recorded the whole thing while snickering.
"I can't believe you actually did that," he chuckled.
"Hey, when you make a bet, I roll with it," Brown Dog replies.
"Oh wow, how'd you knock him out so easily?" Silver asked with the deck walking in on the scene.
"My awesome ninja skills, heh heh heh..." the Brown Dog joked while Snap Drake burst out laughing.
Back with Silver's Mind
I'm so lucky to be in their group, and now I get my own Cloak!
SnapDrake hands him the cloak and he puts it on.
"Welcome to the team buddy. Sure we may be rag tag, not know who the higher ups are, and get weird as heck orders now and again..."
"I thought the Viagra in the water supply over Heart's and Hooves Day was hilarious," Brown Dog quips.
"But we are what we are. Congrats," Snap Drake finishes.
He, Brown Dog, and some other random cloaked mooks then start clapping.
"I'm happy to be here. What do we do now?" Silver asks excitedly.
"I don't know...get drunk?" suggests Brown Dog, to which everyone cheers at.
Back with You
Irony washes over you again causing you to shiver.
"Gorramit. Quit contradicting me future enemies!"
Longhorn sees you shivering and calls out.
"What's the matter? Shaking in fright?"
"NO! You're the ones who should be shaking if you knew what's coming!" you yell as you point at him.
As you do, you realize that there is a very tiny tear on the left sleeve.
“NNNNOOOOOO!!!!” you scream in anguish.
“I only just got this coat! This beautiful amazing coat! And it’s already got a blemish! GGGRAAAAGGGHHH!!!”
“What?! You tore my coat?! YOU TORE MY COAT?!!!” shouts Stampede as his eyes roll over red in rage. Suddenly he stands up tearing through his duct tape manacles, even taking ripping some hair out in the process, but his rage masks this.
In your anger you look at the group of bulls who are all huffing, as Stampede looks at you in equal rage.
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“I’M GOING TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!” you shout.
“I WILL MURDER YOUR FACE!!!” Stampede shouts.
“I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICICLE!!!” you yell angrily as you insanely run towards the group of bulls.
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” he laughs madly and charges, the other bulls following soon after.
“FOR MY COAT!!!” both of you shout as you jump in the air at each other, both silhouetted by the moon. As time seems to slow down, you hear a giddy Selena say.
This is going to be fun…
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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I DIDNT SEE THAT YET.
My favorite Star Wars moment?
When we saw the Deathplanet and I only thought:
"Couldn't they atleast think of a new superweapon?"
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Halfway, through the fight, Stampede starts mimicking your attacks, and shouting their names too just for the effect.
"PSYCHO CRUSHER!", you both shout out as you collide in, as the other bulls later describe it, 'a meatful of supernova with bones flying out'.
While that was their description, the meat and bones were from a chicken Stampede took right before the collision, seeing how that usually causes their foes (mostly ponies) to gag, and sometimes even surrender. Needless to say you have a stronger rage than that.
Stampede gets thrown into a wall, while you are halted in your movement. While Stampede did quickly read and copy your attacks (almost as fast as you learn them... scary), he just doesn't have the Evil-Tyrann-And-Moon-Goddess-Powered (Shortform is: ETAMGP, a mouthful too) muscles to keep up with you.
Stampede himself realised it too, after he clashed with you on all your attacks but Falcon Punch (After all, he does know he cannot punch that fast), so he quickly went back to his own style, which composed of a mixture of a dozen styles. You think you even saw a few moves from Maretrix.
6753808 dont you mean he knows what happens when two falcon punches collide?
also
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ZA WARUDO
What was your favorite Star Wars moment?
I AM YOUR FATHER
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Bugzee look around scared as he is surrounded in a circle by some of the bulls, and don't know what to do or how to get out when suddenly a familiar creepy voice talk in his head.
"How could this be that hard for you? They are just a couple of horned cows" Say the familiar creepy voice of Sombra
"Wait... What?" Ask Bugzee surprised by the voice when suddenly he feel his body moving by itself as his eyes change to a dark green.
"What the heck?" Ask Bugzee as he can notice his body moving by itself
Bugzee body begin to move as he put the coat in front of the bulls
"Hey! Toro... Toro..." Say Sombra as he wave the coat in front of the bulls
The bulls begin to run to Bugzee but Sombra using the body of Bugzee dodge it making the bull hit one of his friends, making a way out that he use to leave the circle of bulls that surrounded him.
"This is how to battle" Say Sombra when suddenly Bugzee feel the control of his body back.
"Okay, back to the cage with you" Can listen Bugzee in his mind that comment Selena
"What happened?" Asked Bugzee to Selena surprised
"Hey, try to check a dark wizard, your daughter to get out of danger and you after being weakened to half of your power and then you can get angry, is not easy" Say Selena.
"Yay Daddy, good work!" Shout Nightshade as she cheer for Bugzee who can't say that it was the work of Sombra and not him.
Meanwhile one of the bulls manage to take her.
"Don't move or the filly will pay" Say one of the bulls
"Nightshade!" Say Bugzee worried as he look at that when suddenly Nightshade hit the bull between the legs.
"Falcon Kick" Shout Nightshade as she hit the bull and he end in the floor crying but instead of stop, Nightshade hit the bull again
"Shoryuken!" Shout Nightshade as she hit the bull doing a uppercut and the hitting him in chin throwing the bull with enough force tha crash with one of the others bulls, sending both of them to the wall.
As Bugzee look surprised to that with the mouth open for a couple of seconds, he manage to ask
"What the... Nightshade, how did you do that?" Asked Bugzee
"Oh, that? Miss Rarity showed me and the other crusaders, she commented that it was good to take care of stallions and even when she knew that ponyville was secure, it was good for a lady to know how to take care of stallions because even if I was a filly I was not safe because strange stallions liked young fillies" Comment Nightshade with a smile
The room stay in silence for some minutes until the bull that tried to take Nightshade begin to move.
"Gaaahhh... Help me, friends!" Say the bull as he ask for help
The bulls look at each other and nod with the head, as Bugzee begin to fear the worst as he could not stop every bull to take Nightshade, the bulls begin to hit their friend
"Gah, uhg, why?" Ask the bull
"D'uh, we are criminals but not even we could think in target a young filly like that... We have a little of honor and target fillies is a no, no." Say one of the bulls
"Uhhhh... Do you remember that we are fighting?" Ask Bugzee
"Uh? Oh? Ah, yes, one second we finish with this trash" Comment one of the bulls
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YAAAY!
My comment was used! Speaking of...
Off to the side, Nightshade shouts "Watch out for his left hoof! It's a weapon!"
"How do you know-" you start to say, before you look over and see her holding Tzeentch's Book.
How did that get out of my inventory?
"Nightshade, Sweetie! That book is dangerous, put it down!"
"Ha ha! Take that you-"
You get cut off as you get bull rushed into a big rock.
Nightshade pops out of the inventory and is worried sick. "Daddy! Are you okay?"
"Ya honey I'm fine-"
You get cut off yet again when Nightshade gasps and runs off.
"Nightshade, wait-"
One again you get cut off as another bull lets out a war cry and charges you.
You have an annoyed expression and you pull out your power glove. "Would you kindly STOP INTERRUPTING ME!" The glove shoots out ice that freezes the bull's mouth shut.
The bull stopped and tried to take the ice off his mouth.
"Now where did Nightshade go-" You say as you look around the surrounding area.
Don't just talk. GO FIND HER!
You take Selena's advice as you dodge another rampaging bull.
Meanwhile with Nightshade.
"Woah! What is this?"
She picks up a gun that's about the same size as her.
"A bit... heavy," She says as she strains. "but it can manage." She inspects the weapon. "What do I call you?"
(You can do a vote for the name IF you want to use this idea.)
"There you are!"
Nightshade looks up to see you with a worried face.
"Didn't I say not to get out of the inventory."
"No, you said I couldn't fight. Which I'm not."
"Okay, Ms. Smartypants, get back into the inventory- WHAT IN THE HIVE IS THAT?"
So now you're cutting yourself off.
"Oh, this?" She shows the gun. "I found it lying here. Kind of odd that it's in the middle of the nowhere."
You look at the gun in awe. T-That's the... Dark Cannon in Super Smash Colts.
Are you seriously going to let our DAUGHTER hold it?
"Huh? Oh yeah! Sweetie, you shouldn't be playing with gu-"
"Behind you!" Nightshade slammed her new weapon down and aimed at the rushing bull behind you. The gun hummed for a second then shot out a beam of light that hit the rampaging bull head on, knocking him out.
Wait? Shouldn't that shoot out a black arrow to cut through anyling?
Perhaps the creator of the replica made it so that it wouldn't be a one-hundred percent chance of putting others in their demise.
"Uh... On second thought... Maybe you should keep it to protect your-"
"Really?! Thanks, daddy!" Nightshade then put the Dark Cannon in her inventory and hopped into yours.
"Why do I keep getting cut off-"
"That was MY Dark Cannon!" Stampede yelled cutting you off.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
...I like krieg... Krieg is good man... quite nice too though he does have a habit of blowing himself up Screaming ontop of his lungs GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL... what a nice person
My favorite Star Wars moment was the duel between Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Count Dooku on Geonosis (later joined by Yoda). Probably the best five to seven minutes in the Prequel series.
Use the boomstick repeatedly against the banditos. Use lightning liberally; these guys are big, and they'll need a bit more firepower than your average joe to take down.
Also, you used my name at some point in the episode. I'm not sure what I am in the episode; human (preferably) or something else.
6754786 Well all of us commentors are part of the Knights, so we thought we'd put some of our long term commentors in
And you can be any race that exists in Equestria, not Human though.
6755075 I see... Well, that last is frustrating, since the closest thing to a human would be a diamond dog, and I don't really like that, and I'm not all that enthralled by dragons, either. I'd be something cat-like, if I could, but...
fav starwars moment? I would say "luke, I am your father" *insert spike NOOOOOO here*
But, I'm actually going to say General Grievous vs Obi-Wan Kenobi, because robots n' stuff
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as you proceed to dodge the bull in what you think is pure badassery, but is actually you screaming like a filly and running around and somehow not getting hit. you accidentally run into a chest, which then flips over and opens to reveal this odd looking gun. you pick it up to see that it has a note attached to it and a teddy bear.
It reads 'are you over encumbered? is your inventory chalk full of junk that you don't use? Try the Junk Jet! with this weapon you can shoot all the junk that's in your inventory at the enemy! You haven't lived until you knock an enemy out with a teddy bear!
You are about to squeal in delight from receiving one of the coolest gun from that RPG game fallout colt 4, but you are kinda cut off when you narrowly dodge a pair of horns to the face
Stampede looks at what your holding and gets even angrier
"NOW YOU TOOK MAMA'S JUNK GUN!? I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR INSIDES, OUTSIDES! RAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
you look on in horror as stampede, well, stampedes towards you, suddenly you think of something. You close your eyes and try to gather up your rage
"I feel the hurt! time for a rampage" as you try to turn into a psycho badass mutant, but you then realize that you arent a psycho.
"oh, buck me" you mutter before you pull the trigger on the junk jet, which then fires the very same teddy bear that was attached to the gun.
it flies straight into stampedes face and..... surprisingly enough, knocks him out. his last words that he mutters is "why Mr. Tibbers? Why?" before collapsing mid run and knocks over a bunch of other bulls in the process.
you just stare at stampede for a moment then at the gun, you just say
"Best. Gun. Ever. now only if I had the big colt as well..." before running off into the fray yet again
you both got in to your fighting pose ready to fight each other.
READY...FIGHT! Selena said what you think your the only one that plays games.
Well I did think- before you can finished Stampede left hoofed you in the face.
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As Stampede charge at you jumped in the air and landed on his back.
"Hay! get off me!" Stampede shouted as he tried to kick you off.
you other hoof was hanging on his jacket with one hoof in the air. You hanged on for so time until it was time to tip this bull. With enough force from the power gloves Stampede lost is footing and landed on the ground in quick reaction you grap some rope and tied his hoofs up. you then stepped back to see your work. All four of his hoofs are tied up.
"know that is how you take down a bull." you said as you here Selena's voice.
Wow Bugys when did you learn to do that? Selena ask
I don't know must be my apple side of the family. Remember I'm part apple. Which is possible that Apple Jack could be my cousin if she does something like this back at home. you thought.
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My Favorited star wars moment would have to the battle of Hoth.
*with the new coat you are wearing making you look even more badass...
it fills you with DETERMINATION
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best star wars moment ALL OF IT
Best starwar moment...space battle and light saber battle.
At one point, Stampede gets you in a chokehold and keeps hitting you in the kidney…which hurts.
You eventually subdue him, whenever he goes into shock after one of his own horns tears the other sleeve slightly.
“No…No, what have I done?”
You on the other hand just get even more pissed.
“GGGGRRRAAAGGGHHH!!!” you say as you kick him straight in the jaw.
During the fight, you get into a headbutt match with King Longhorn. The others stop trying to get to you as they watch the spectacle.
Whack Whack Whack you both keep colliding and you realize that your vision is spinning.
“Amateur, I can do this all day *Whack*” Longhorn declares not even looking fazed.
“Oooooohhhh…coat…” you woozily say.
Before he headbutts you again, you take the opportunity to kick him in the nads.
“EEEEEEE!!!” he shrieks while the other bulls hold themselves and shout
“Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh…”
“That’s…cheating…” Longhorn stammers.
“I’m…peanut…muchacho…” you say as your head still spins.
The others then attack again.
You utilize your Shadow Whip, and wrap one bull in it before spinning him around like a top and using him to hit the others.
You freeze a few of their nose rings, before striking them, causing them to break and crumple out of their noses.
After many strikes, and knocking quite a few of them out, the remainder of them dogpile you.
“Selena…we got enough juice?”
For a few minutes…do it.
You smile as your eyes glow orange. You flare out the power of your cloak, and the bulls go flying in several directions.
Those who weren’t knocked out, look at your form in the darkness in fear.
You look up with your orange eyes and say in your now doubly intimidating voice.
“DADDY’S HOME…”
You then effortlessly beat the bulls and tie them all up.
“Alright, now to get you all to the sheriff. Who is in Dodge Junction. About 5 hours from here. And I have no wagon…” you say as you realize something obvious.
“Oh Gorramit!”
You didn’t bring anything to haul all these guys in.
“Ugh, what am I supposed to do? It’s not like I have an infinite storage spa…”
The Next Day
You walk into town, with your daughter on your back as you walk right up to the sheriff.
“Oh, you’re still alive huh? Nice coat. Who’s the kid?”
“She’s my…business associate. But anyway, I’m here for my payment.”
“Ha ha! Payment? For what? Surviving?” he chuckles.
“No, this!” you say smugly as you turn your Inventory upside down and start shaking.
Much to the confusion of the sherrif, and several nearby civilians, Bull after bull comes tumbling out of the seemingly small saddle bags. All of them are still dazed and tied up, but you keep dumping them in a pile.
“So, do I get that in straight up bits, or do I get a check or…”
The Sheriff is so shocked, he just stares at the pile of bulls and doesn’t hear you.
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And favorite Star Wars moment is when Darth Vader finally becomes a human again and saves Luke from the Emperor by chucking him over the railing.
"Would you kindly BURN!" to ignite one of the bulls which causes Nightshade to pop her head out of the Inventory claiming she smells steak. Immideatly shove her cute little head back in her room for her own safety.
Try to collect the bounty on the bulls... Only to be unable to collect due to not having the proper Bounty Hunting credentials.
Send bees into Stampede's eyes.
Put in a scene showing that Sombra's influence is negatively affecting Bugze AND Selena's judgement because seeing how the last season finale showed that Nightshade's death CAUSED THE BUCKING APOCALYPSE I'm pretty sure Bugze and especially Selena (Mama Bear instincts) would be ALOT more protective of Nightshade after that.
Seriously guys, how about we NOT recklessly put Nightshade into perilous situations and just keep her in the Inventory, huh?
After getting knocked away by stampede Bugze feels like someone had a bad day, joined the crimson horde, and is gonna become an elite.
"Huh wonder where that came from" Bugze said
"What?" Selena says
"That someone had a bad day, joined the crimson horde, and is gonna become an elite" Bugze replied
*facehoof*
Meanwhile with said someone,
Reksai was having a bad day, getting thrown through a portal then finding a bug thing and a dog on 2 legs, he joined a cult and he was gonna leave a mark on the world, but first to eat bacon. Wanna hear the story? Find out next time on Bugze Ball Z.
G'AH! Every time I type in my 2 cents (/1000$), it says "Request forbidden". So I copy my part, refresh, type in that **** captcha, and guess what? It didn't copy correctly.
M'UAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
WELL 'BUCK YOU' TOO LADY LUCK!
Short version:
[insert banter]
"Hey! Thats my line!" protests Stampede.
"False! I said it in a different intonation and context. Your argument is invalid." You point back.
"Can we please stop playing Pinkie, and- oh, I dunno... DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE 5000 POUNDS OF BEEF COMING TOWARDS US?!?!
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In the kitchens of the Sugarcube Corner, a certain pink mare sneezed, jumped up into the air, spun around, vibrated like a jackhammer, before falling over like a fainting goat.
"Huh... This is new!"
....Han shot first...
6782197 sometimes is a problem of connection, try to copy and post it after a time
6788187 Guess what, it happened again!
Yeah, I use the Tor browser since I am a closet Brony and I don't want the whole internet to know that the person who uses the Muranuse pseudonym is that guy behind the keyboard typing this.
Problem is that some Tor browser users do not do very legal things (hacking, DDoS'ing), so it prepares for the worst.
6788315 Yeah, that could be a problem, sorry to say but unless you try another browser, maybe it's going to happen... If you don't really want people to know you, try to ask a friend to connect in his internet a minute or go to a free wi-fi zone because I think Tor is not going to let you post
6789188 Meh, honestly, you get used to it after a while. It's really more my laptop's keyboard acting up.