Entering the town hall you are instantly met with a room packed full of ponies, all turning to stare at you. As one, they give a cheer, and streamers tumble from the ceiling. You noticed that above the stage is a huge banner that reads “WELCOME BRONY HERO OF EQUESTRIA!”
“Thank you, thank you!” You give a regal wave and push through the crowd of adoring ponies towards the stage, on which is fixed a microphone waiting for you. Obviously your fame has already spread throughout the land.
“Brony Hero, we are honoured to have you with us today!” The mayor stands on the stage, welcoming you to Ponyville. You flush with pride at the lavish celebration that is being laid out. From all around, the attending ponies start to uncover balloons and cake and all sorts of delicious food. “We hope this small token of our gratitude will be acceptable. Do you wish to start the feast, or address the audience?”
You clamber onto the stage, staring out across the sea of faces. There is a huge banquet table at the far end which is growing in size and more and more mouth-watering treats are placed on it. Clearing your throat, you grip the microphone. “Yes, I am pretty awesome!” you tell the crowd, who erupt in applause. In the background, you notice the smiling face of none other than DJ PON-3 herself, Vinyl Scratch! An idea races through your mind – perhaps you can use this opportunity to demonstrate your musical talents and make her fall in love with you! Or perhaps you could just begin the feast.
What will you do?
Sing the song of your people
Tuck in to the feast!
Claim you are Hollywood actor Nicholas Cage
Go back outside
"Claim you are Hollywood actor Nicholas Cage"
hmmm
"Sing the song of your people"
Okay, i'll sing it now.
FIVE-OH-TWO BA-AD GAAAAATEWAAAAY!
Oh god this story is legendary. It's been ages since I've read a book like this being one of those kids that grew up on goosebumps books. And the options are a crack up. Oh this is perfect
Now where's the seduce Vinyl Scratch option?
510710 No!
* Gives u script*
This one my friend>>> (Click Me)
okay, going back. Never liked parties much. *Shrugs*
"Claim you are Holywood actor Nicholas Cage"
Okay then.
>>Sing the song of your people
Normally, I wouldn't seduce PON-3. On the other hand, I can't not select an option titled that.
Why is everypony cheering for this plothole?
Man i hate him but i need to carry on so "Hello everypony i'm Nicholas Cage"
*Looks at Nicholas Cage Option*
That is clearly a trap, but hard to resist that I....Want.to.FOOOL...EVERYPONY!
>Sing the song of your people
GONNA TAKE A HIGHWAY, TO THE, DANGA ZONE.
Question: why should I claim to be a Hollywood actor I dont like and nopony has ever heard of in Ponyville?
Time for karaoke then...Lyra music please...
>Claim you are Hollywood actor Nicholas Cage
I haven't even clicked it yet and it's already hilarious.
510320 Spoiler: The "bad ending" to that one is the BEST. POSSIBLE. THING.
>sing the song of my people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z69OJW0g3Tc
There needs to be a "Seduce The Mayor" Option
ive tried every option for this whole thing, but i cant find the orb? what option is it?
You know what's funny? I found the time orb a while ago, but this is so fun I just kept it and continued exploring Equestria
528851
I won't spoil it, but I'll give you a hint: Twilight Sparkle
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510320 HMMM YES that is quite a difficult choice indeed
Let's make it so that when you put the face, you're going to do the funny/stupid/seduction option. lol
"sing the song of your people"
*clears throat*
"So, so what,
I'm still a rock star,
I got my rock moves, and I don't need you tonight"
510710 Oh, my....
Anyways, I'll be stuffing my face at the buffet!
Claim you are Hollywood Actor Nicolas Cage?
You don't say...
that bad ending with the feast wouldnt happen to me. im a vegaterian
The inside me says "PARTY LIKA ROCKSTAR!!!!!!!"
The outer me wants to be a badass and claim that I must focus on saving the world.
893658 guess what I'm having more fun and now that we're done I'm going to show you tonight and one more so raise your ah fuck so raids your glass
*yawns*
I'm getting sleepy. It's 3:14 am right now. Maybe I'll call it quits for now. Acting like a crazy person takes energy, eh?
I wanna hit on DJ Pon3 <3
This is exactly what went through my head the instant I read this:
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Same. This is like Henry Stickmin; if you get it right the first time, you're doing it wrong.
Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing it as loud as you can! Make them hear you from LA to Japan!