You make your decision. The snow globe is round like a Time Orb, and for all you know, a Time Orb might contain a model of a picturesque rural snow scene. At the very least you can probably sweet talk Celestia into thinking it is the real one and pick up a reward before she realises she’s been tricked.
With Pinkie racing along beside you, you head back to Canterlot holding the globe above your head in triumph. “He’s got it; he’s got the Time Orb!” Pinkie cries out happily as you run, and soon you are being followed by dozens of ponies, all galloping alongside you on your way to the Princess.
Arriving in the hallowed halls of Canterlot Castle, you waste no time in throwing open the throne room doors and marching in. “Behold, Princess!” you cry, holding out the snow globe. “For I, the Brony Hero of Equestria, have returned the Time Orb to you!” You pose in triumph as the adoring throng of ponies who followed you clap in joy.
Princess Celestia gets up from her throne, cantering towards you. Her horn glows softly as the globe lifts out of your hands and floats towards her. “That is wonderful news, Brony Hero!” she exclaims. “Let me just use my most powerful magic to check the Time Orb and make sure it’s the genuine article.”
“N-no, that’s okay…” you stammer, turning to look for a quick escape as your carefully layered plan falls completely apart. The route out of the throne room is blocked by your fans, and the only other way out is past the princess. “Ah, I think I need the loo…” you mutter, trying to push past the mass of ponies.
“…Yes, that’s the Time Orb all right!” Celestia calls out as she finishes examining the globe.
You turn around in puzzled confusion. “Uh… it is? I mean, it is! Yes.” You scratch the back of your head and glance at Pinkie Pie, who is suddenly looking really guilty. “Yes, of course that snow globe is the Time Orb.”
“Brony Hero!” Celestia bows to you, and at once all the ponies present bow too. “I know that you will have suffered much hardship in your quest to restore the Time Orb. Your quests will have been fraught with deadly danger, and your life constantly imperilled. I can only imagine the titanic battle you must have fought against the foe who stole this sacred object.”
“Yes, that is exactly what happened.” You grimace at Pinkie Pie, who starts to whistle innocently and shuffle out of sight behind the gathered crowd.
Celestia passes the snow globe back to you, and you stare at it in awe. “Now Brony Hero,” she announces. “You have a choice to make! You can either use the power of the Time Orb to send you back home, or you can use its powers to transform yourself into a pony and live forever in Equestria!”
You turn, looking at the sea of adoring pony faces around you. It would be nice to stay in Equestria, but you know you have responsibilities back in the human world. Your World of Warcraft account won’t level itself up after all! The Time Orb starts to pulse with power in your hands – you must make a decision now!
What will you do?
Use the Time Orb to return home
Use the Time Orb to become a pony and stay in Equestria forever
Use the Time Orb to overthrow Celestia and become ruler of Equestria
..The minute I saw this option, I had a feeling.
should have guessed the snow globe was the time orb, pinkie had it!
now what to do with it..
option 1) BOREDOM!
option 2) i would rather stay human but itd still be fun
option 3) this would be fantastic but itd prolly come back to kick me in the face
WAT DO?
Only Pinkie pie would have the time orb...
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NLR?
Of course Pinkie had it... I should have known.
Pshhh, this isn't even a choice! Equestria here I come!
wait... i won? wtf....
OH! COME ON!!! I did everything else befeore doing this, You just screw my life thank you a lot.
by the way, I just fav this
Oh, COME ON!
I haven't even fought Tirek yet and I've already found the Time Orb?! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Oh well, PONYFICATION, HERE I COME!
Fuuuuuck they option I wanted to avoid the most was the right one...rage quit *presses the thumbs up*
hands =
hooves=
NO CONTEST.
Bow down to me Celestia
I NEW IT !!!! I BUCKING NEW IT !!! Pinkie i dont know why you had the Time orb or how you get it but who cares im gonna be a pony
FUCK THIS IM BEING A PONY!!
511334 the one question is, how did pinkie get it?
hmm lets see be a boring human, be an awsome pony or rule equestria and make everyone my sex slaves...hmm thats a tough choice
...really? I was just screwing around... can I marry Rarity now?
I called it!
Wow only like 8 choices in and I won?
:D
Fuck World of Warcraft, to unbalanced. Being a Pony? Maybe, but how about I stay as an almighty human and try to take over Equestria? Let's try that.
Too many laughs. My sides hurt.
Dare to be Different, Carpe Diem, and Live Life to the Fullest! /)(\
if the queen of the flies fucked celestia in 5 seconds?...a human with agility and knowledge of his world could be the fucking king in less than that!!!
What the buck just happened? Screw these endings, I'm making my own!
lolwut?
Naturally the most obscure object ends up being the Time Orb. And naturally, Pinkie Pie had it. lol.
Anyway, option 2, of course.
...What?
Argh, how did I know that snow globe was the time orb? I've purposely delayed this moment!
531382 Except this guy has no knowledge, and he doesn't seem agile either
Pony or human... PONY!
Well time to be the new celestia because the old one sucks at her job worse that starscream when he tried to rule the decepicons I know I'm such a egghead
When I was presented with the option of 'faking' the snow globe as the Time Orb I had a thought, just a thought really.
what if in some form of unexpected irony that the orb I was supposedly faking WAS in fact the item I was seeking out?
... The short of it was I DIED of laughter after selecting this choice.
Ahhh Pinkie, you so random and resourceful.
Me and my lucky guesses...
5414757 Me too!
3890046 ditto
How could I forget:
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THE SNOWGLOBE WAS THE ORB??????????!!!!!!!! I WENT IN CIRCLES FOR TEN FULL MINUTES!!!!!
that was one really good trick
7676799 haha haha! I feel your pain!
Who else wanted it to actually be fake just so Celestia would be annoyed? Anyone?
I had the suspicion it was the real deal.
Thanks Pinkie!
Oh, nice! Pony time! Then take over Equestria Then return home (to the beginning possibly?)