Without a single moment of hesitation, you slam your palm down on the button. The central console shakes and then makes a ‘boing’ noise.
“What have you done?” Whooves hisses, looking about in panic.
You are confused by this, as nothing seems to have changed. “Don’t be such a bad wolf, Whooves!” you tut as you walk over to a newspaper, reading out the headline. “BAD WOLF,” you mutter. “That’s an odd headline.”
“It’s not a bad wolf, it’s a bad wolf!” Whooves shouts back, frantically pulling levers and switches. “This is bad; it could be the end of the universe! You’ve bad wolfed the bad wolf.”
“Bad Wolf?” you query as you walk over to the bad wolf. “But if I bad wolf the bad wolf it should be bad wolf.” You shake your bad wolf as you watch bad wolf at work.
“Bad Wolf,” bad wolf bad, wolf bad wolf bad wolf.
Bad wolf, “Bad wolf bad wolf, bad wolf?” Bad wolf. Bad wolf bad, wolf bad wolf! “Bad wolf bad, wolf bad wolf!”
Bad wolf.
BAD WOLF END
Awww, I was expeting the big bad wolf song
Silly me I was expecting to meet Rose...
WHY U!
bad wolf bad wolf, bad wolf bad wolf bad wolf bad wolf!?
totally worth it
So many lawlz.
waaaaaa????
fricking bad wolf bad wolfed by bad
BAD WOLF END
Lulz
Bad wolf, bad wolf bad wolf; BAD WOLF BAD WOLF... bad wo- AH FUCK THIS!!!
Okay this ending was actually funny.
510256
I should have seen the trap, but I am a Doctor Who fan boy, so what do expect?
BAD WOLF EVERR!!!
Curse you Bad Wolf! CURSE YOU!!!
Gaaaaahhhhhh! What is it with you humans and big shiny red buttons? I'm going to have to re-label my entire - BAD WOLF.
Bugger.
bad wolf? bad wolf bad wolf bad wolf
I REGRET BAD WOLF
Hmm why does Whooves have a Bad Wolf button if he dont want it pressed
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Of all the wolf that could've bad, it bad to bad wolf.
Is this like that Gunshow comic that made everything go wolf?
Aw crud...not dead again...
'Death' Number Three! 'Death' Number Three! WOOOO!!!!!
516711 A VERY astute question my friend.
Bad Wolf, Bad Wolf
Bad Wolf, Bad Wolf
She arcs across the season, the girl's ability
Is to destroy the Daleks and warp reality
It needs evaluation, so let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
(a murder would be nice of course)
Bad Wolf, Bad Wolf
Bad Wolf, she’s bad
The evil league of evil is watching so beware
The grade that you receive’ll be your last, we swear
So make the bad wolf gleeful, or she’ll make you her b****
You’re saddled up; there’s no recourse
It’s “hi-yo, silver!”
Signed: Bad Wolf.
TL;DR: It reminded me of the evil overlord () in Dr. Horrible (I realize a tune can't be transferred through words)
--Warlord
...that evil, death whinny...
Wha... huh? (Repeats bad wolf for one hour.)
??? Bad Wolf?
I knew something funny or dangerous would happen, but I was not expecting a paradox *ahem* I mean: bad wolf bad wolf wolf bad wolf bad(question mark) wolf bad bad wolf wolf bad wolf(question mark) bad bad wolf bad! wolf bad wolf bad bad(question mark)!
524397 That . . . was . . . . brilliant.
Dafuq?
Why did this happen and where did the random bad wolf come from?
Yo Dawg, I heard u liek bad wolfs so i put a bad wolf in your bad wolf and bad wolf bad wolf bad wolf
"wolf" ceased to look like a real word eventually here. XD
Bad wolf Bad wolf? BAD WOLF!?
That made me laugh.
631627
Apparently you haven't watched Doctor Who.
....................OH HELL NO
The words "bad" and "wolf" no longer have any meaning :O
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That's it, I'm out. Good story though.
I think.
hahaha, knew better but who can resist?
*A loud ba-dum-tss can be heard in the background*
I died.
514790 You cannot talk Mr. I-See-A-Big-Red-Button-And-I-Want-To-Press-It!
If youll excuse me, I just discovered that I am a timelord.
This ending pleases me, thus my adventure ends
524397
Y'know, I think 554526 had something to do with this chapter, eh?
7th death, isn't there any good ending for me out there
You said bad wolf so many times i don't know what it means anymore
? ouo
Bad wolf bad wolf bad, wolf bad wolf bad. Wolf bad wolf bad. Wolf bad wolf, bad wolf.
wat