“Fillies and gentlecolts!” you announce. “I have travelled far from my world and I wish to share with you some of our culture. I wish to sing you a song. Music has been integral to our culture for millennia. Love! Tragedy! Compassion! Human music is the greatest of all. So today I bring to you a selection of some of the greatest works of musical genius humanity has ever produced!
The crowd clap wildly and you can see Vinyl Scratch at the back looking impressed. You clear your throat in preparation to sing. These ponies would have never heard any songs from Earth at all, you will easily be able to floor them with some of the greats.
You open your mouth to sing. “Winter wrap-up, winter-“ You stumble over your words as every pony in the audience gasps, and quickly realise that you were singing a pony song. In one terrible instant, your mind goes blank as you struggle to recall something else that you can perform. The entire back catalogue of humanity’s musical accomplishments is there for the taking.
“My name is Pinkie Pie…!” you start to sing, and stop again, cursing. An uncomfortable silence fills the room. There must be one song you can remember that isn’t pony.
There is.
With a crushing feeling deep in your stomach, you realise that there is only one human song that isn’t pony related that you know the words to. As your audience watches expectantly, you start to croon out the words.
"We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I!" You look around in panic, mouthing “I’m sorry” as you sway to the groove. “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!” As you watch, several ponies clutch their heads and fall to the ground. “Never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry!” you continue, wincing as you see Scratch start to throw up at the back of the room.
With a flourish, you finish singing. There is a smattering of nervous applause from the ponies who are still conscious. “Oh oh, wait!” you suddenly snap your fingers. “I’ve remembered another song!” You puff your chest out, take a deep breath, and begin.
“Friday, Friday…” you start, but the mayor quickly bats the microphone out of your hands. It’s actually a bit relieving.
“Ah, that’s enough, I think!” she smiles sweetly. “T-thank you Brony Hero, that was an experience…”
What will you do?
Tuck in to the feast!
Claim you are Hollywood actor Nicholas Cage
Go back outside
XD. THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING.
Rick Roll'd. Damn!
thats the song i would sing. that or some super homocidal song,
Man I'd just sing Mad World(the song in the GOW3 trailer)by Garry Jules or for the hell of it actually sing Rick Ashleys ONLY rememberable song. Damn 2a.m. CONFOUND THESE PONIES! They drive me to sleeep depravation. I'll find out what my arse of a character does next in the mornig but now I sleep.
AGHH!%#$ Friday?! Are you serious?!
Other choices included.
Smoke on the Water
Free Bird
bohemian rhapsody
Stairway to Heaven
Come Sail Away
What Is Love
Somebody to Love
HELP
Make me Want to DIe
Still Alive
AAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDD Trololo LOLOL
YES! Finally I've found a 'sing Friday' option!!! That's the only song I know lyrics to that's not pony, well that and Pokemon.
Curse you Rick Astley! CURSE YOU!!!
The song of my people?
You asked for it.
*Ahem*
OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh,
ALBERTA BOUND, ALBEEEERTA BOUND,
IT'S GOOD TO BEEE, ALBERTA BOUND.....
ALBERTA BOUND, ALBEEEERTA BOUND,
IT'S GOOD TO BEEE, ALBERTA BOUND.....
(EPIC COUNTRY MUSIC MONTAGE)
Hmm singing ahh song thats not pony oh i know "Somebody i used to know".
Ps: i cant believe he rickroll´d them o god its getting worse and worse
THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER, EVER READ today
Seriously, I was laughing out loudly!
In this situation I dont think singing the German National Anthem could make it worse *takes deep breath*...*cake in face*
Yes! I knew he was going to sing Friday!
And they were like Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, baby! I love you! I still love yooooooooo!
WHY COULDN'T I JUST SING OZZY
511729
Definety going with Queen.
Wonderbolts and flying! Very very nicely!
Am I the only one who would just singlehandedly preform the entirety of Pink Floyd's "The Wall" right on that stage?
Yes!!!!!!!
511556 Why is everyone so addicted to that song? Ya narb.
rick rolld and biebered them.
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LOL
Oh, the banality... of EVIL!
Did-- did I just get rickrolled by a choose-your-own-adventure story about ponies?
511729 did u forget Raise Your Glass?
511556
I'm sorry to inform you, but Mad World isn't just "that song from GoW3". Also, it was originally by Tears For Fears for use in Donnie Darko. Just a nugget of knowledge for you to chew on.
WHEEL IN SKY KEEPS ON TURNING!!
Maxilulz. I have Friday as my phone's voice mail message because only those who suffer through Rebecca Black are worthy enough to leave me a message D:< and my bro used to have Rick Astley. One time he got a voice mail from this guy who complimented the hilarious absurdity of being Rick Roll'd, jumping outta the internet sub culture and into real life. It made his day.
He then mentioned that my brother's car was ready to be picked up from the dealership.
My brother never bought a car. He can't even drive.
I guess someone didn't get their car.
Wrong number voice mail shenanigans FTW!!!!!!!1!!!!!2!!!
XD
516211
CALGARY STAMPEDE EH
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Because tanks pertain to the rodeo theme. BEHOLD THE POWER OF ALBERTA.
621167
I know you doxxed my number.
You should call me Bee Aych ;D
If I were in Bony Hero's place, I would've sung a traditional song that everyone in the past like tenteen generations remembers.
RICKROLL YESSS!!!! I WAS HOPING THIS WOULD HAPPEN AND IT DID I'M SO EXITED PINKIE'S FACE IS WHAY MINE LOOKS LIKE RIGHT NOW EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I'M NOT A PONY, PINK OR FEMALE!!!!!