You close your eyes tight, hoping that the end will be swift and painless. To your surprise you don’t get a dagger in the face, but instead a delicious chocolate cake in the mouth.
“Surprise!” Pinkie flicks the light switch on and the entire basement is suddenly awash in bright lights. The entire room has been carefully decorated with balloons and streamed, with a big banner that says “YAY BRONY HERO!” A large table, laden with cakes is at the centre. Pinkie is wrapped around your neck, clutching a chocolate cake in her hooves. “I hope you like my ‘Death by Chocolate’ cake, it’s super scrummy!”
You take the cake off Pinkie and stuff it into your mouth in one go. “It’s delicious!” you try to say, but with your mouth full of cake, the words come out as “OM NOM NOM NOM.”
With the bang of a party popper signalling the start to festivities, you and Pinkie spend the next hour partying hard in her basement. Soon your stomach is perfectly spherical from consuming so much cake, and you both roll about moaning.
“That was great Pinkie, thanks!” you mutter as chocolate syrup dribbles helplessly out of your mouth. “But I must continue my special mission for the princess and find the Time Orb!”
“A Time Orb?” Pinkie does a double-take and starts to search through a box of junk. “I think I’ve got one lying about here… aha!” Triumphantly she pulls out a small snow globe, shaking it in front of your face. “Look at the time, ooooh!”
“Oh Pinkie!” you sigh, rolling your eyes. “That’s not a Time Orb, that’s a snow globe!” You take the globe and look into it; giving it another shake and watching the snow tumble down. Perhaps you could trick Celestia into thinking it is the Time Orb!
What will you go?
Take the snow globe to Princess Celestia and pretend it is the Time Orb
Leave to explore the rest of Ponyville
*wanted a seduce Pinkie Pie option*
Snow globe as time orb? righhhhht...
"Perhaps I can trick the goddess of the sun into thinking this snow globe is a time orb, I mean really, what could go wrong?"
Calling it now, before I click the link:
The snow globe actually does turn out to be the Time Orb.
I wanted cupcakes.
Why do so many of these options end in the Brony Hero eating everything?!
yay I got every ending
YAY! PARTIYIN' HARD PINKIE PIE STYLE. I thought I was gonna die again I've died like 3 times already and became a slave and thrown into the street. So finally something good.
I totally didnt pick the 'defend yourself' option, only to go back and pick this!
I DIDNT!!!
516231same here!
why would you fight Pinkie she is best pony ever
I thought that she would just kill me and make my character out of cupcakes, Phew.
Well, he got of the hoof for now...and he was actually nice to Pinkie. There is still hope.
I think I'll trust Pinkie on this "Time Orb" thing..
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I had the same idea!
511468 Yeah, I mean, Its not as if he'd turn into Cadence or anything!
aahhhh no seduce pinkie pie option??? well how about trollin the trolls?
but my body was ready...
You don't seduce pinkie pie, pinkie pie seduces you!
I totally caaaaaaaaaaaalled the distinct lack of sharp knives in this chapter... feeling kinda proud that I picked this option before the other one
530834 riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggght
I knew I wouldn't die!
Trying to troll Princess Trollestia...
I'm doing this, whether you liek it or nat.
Time to troll trollestia
I feel awful for attacking Pinkie as my first option! lol
I was expecting cupcakes...
So... Death was the right choice? This is an intresting story I tell ya what.
Ungh... too much cake... can't move. Too sleepy. Can't this just be an ending cuz it's perfect. Best ending.
Worth.
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He hasn't tried licking the food stains off the front of his shirt yet. You should be thankful he's eaten all those pinecones and pineapples and apples and a Mountain Dew before he got out of the store when no one was looking (whole thing, too). Like, if he don't get his daily food requirements, he starts licking his shirt of food stains for sustenance. Then his mom starts slapping the back of his head. I don't think she understands the foraging process.
Like, one time Brony Hero went to sleep and forgot to eat second dinner because he played Cookie Clicker for like eleventeen hours straight. When he woke up, his shirt was missing and he had the aftertaste of sweet and sour McNugget sauce and cotton lingering in his mouth. He then had a healthy breakfast of Mountain Dew and Corn Pops (the first breakfast of champions, eh?).
Yes, 'Cupcakes' will forever corrupt our minds
FOREVER!
Lets troll the troll.
Well, I figured It would be either this, becoming her apprentice, or dying, and since I am semi-sadistic and suffer from morbid depression they all sounded good to me.
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I've never read it, but just the way the scene was presented made it seem like she had suddenly gone crazy for some reason...I should've realized by now that things never go as expected in this story.
Well... Time to try and fool the wisest pony in Equestria. She is also the oldest, though, so maybe it will work? Or not? Maybe?