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Bio

Remember that Vito Scaletta? Yeah, scrap that, we'll just switch to this interesting clown here: Kenneth Chase, or perhaps you may know him by his other alias, Jeffrey Hawk. Or maybe you might refer to him by what he is infamously referred to as: the Clown.
Anywho, welcome to this profile, where you'll see nothing but ancient texts from a past self and empty promises! I hope that you'll enjoy your brief perusing!

Some Stories I've Enjoyed

How to Woo Your Lady in Nine Easy Steps Spike orders a How-To guide book to win Rarity's heart. by paleowriter 50,490 words · 1,037 · 24
Hospice Caramel deals with several very unhealthy relationships. by Regidar 9,519 words · 130 · 8
CAPS LOCK The CMC learn the hard way that you should never feed a troll. by Final Draft 19,557 words · 329 · 18
The Doctor Gets Wasted V2 Time travelling shenanigans ensue. by Silent Bob 8,205 words · 515 · 12
When they do Grow Up (Sequel to The Bond between Mother and Son) Button's mom knows that even after their talk, Button still worries at times for her. She doesn't mind knowing this, but seeing your son grow up sometimes can be hard. (ONE-SHOT) (NOT A CLOPFIC) by RedStar76 3,260 words · 103 · 2

Yeah, pretty much.

Another Set of Stories I've Enjoyed

The Sex Shop A brass sign simply proclaims "The Sex Shop." The inside is not what the rumors suggest. by Admiral Biscuit 1,158 words · 355 · 18
The Bond between Mother and Son Button Mash is acting much different than usual and Button's mom wants to know the real reason why. (ONE-SHOT) (NOT A CLOPFIC) by RedStar76 2,560 words · 171 · 3

Yep.

Oct

16th

2014

A Notice · 3:14am Oct 16th, 2014

Hey guys, it's me again, Vito Scaletta.

At this point already, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't give a crap, even a tiny tid-bit of it. However, if you somehow managed to have the motivation to actually read this point, I wanna congratulate you for that. Anyways, to what my point is, I want to say that I'm still active in this site, reading some stories from now and then, and dropping a comment by to either rate on how bad it was or how good it was.

That's pretty much it, actually.

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