Taking matters into your own hands (as well as a large cream bun) you decide to search for Pinkie Pie. “Let’s get this party started!” you shout as you push past Mrs Cake and into the rest of Sugar Cube Corner.
Past the main shop stretches the rest of the house – it’s pretty large with a huge kitchen and sitting room, and myriad other rooms that seem to randomly branch off from each other. Realising the best way to search is in a methodical manner, you endeavour to start in the basement and work your way up room by room.
The stairs to the basement creak heavily as you walk down. You scrabble for a light switch or lantern, but there is nothing to hand. “Hello?” you call into the darkness as you move further downwards. Your eyes slowly adjust to the gloom, picking out a table with various indistinguishable objects on it. “Hello? Pinkie?” Your voice wavers slightly as you uncertainly move forwards, testing the floor with each footstep in case you should trip and fall.
“hEhEhE!” A ragged laugh cuts through the air, and a pair of bright blue eyes pop open in the pitch black. “Hello Brony Hero, I’ve got a… surprise for you!” It’s unmistakably Pinkie’s voice, but standing in the blackness with her, it doesn’t feel like a fun voice. There is another peal of laugher as she suddenly lunges towards you. “And that surprise is DEATH!”
What will you do?
Try to fight Pinkie off
Accept your fate
NO CUPCAKES!!! HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING!!!!
WHY WOULD I START IN THE BASEMENT?
I saw this coming
There is no hope vs. Pinkie Pie. I must accept my fate like a man.
Fighting against Pinkie Pie isn't fair, the laws of physics don't affect her
Must accept fate...
a basement?
wait...
no
nooo
NNOOOOO!
QUICKLY WE HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE!
'runs screaming out of room'
Dark decent reference?
516853
I don't know what Dark Descent is
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thats all i have to say
Haha, I knew it. Oh I shall savour the moment...
516867 Wow.... Fail.
Just kidding, go look it up.
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw that coming
I'M GONNA KILL THAT BISH!
did you just read cupcakes?
i knew it....must seduce!!!
My fate, huh... would that happen to involve spaghetti, by any chance?
Let's try 'em both, eh?
NOOOOOOOOOO PINKIE WHY U BETRAY ME?!
NOOOOOOO! NOT CUPCAKES!!! Let's fly, Rainbow Dash!
516867 Search "amnesia the dark descent" on the internet. Its considered the most immersive and scariest game ever made
oops i just beat the shit out of Pinkie Pie...
hmmm...what to do what to do
guess i'll choose the path of enchantment
*fakes clicking the 2nd option*
srry couldnt resist
Where's the seduce pinkie option?
but I wanted to sedece pinkie
Asking Pinkie to use her Forth-wall breaking powers to tell me the location of the orb turned into a battle for survival.
Lulz.
Come at me bro!*click second option*
I always knew this was my destiny! *Clicks Accept your fate* I am ready for whatever you have for me, Pinkie! Even a *SPOILER* snow globe with Derpy inside it!
wow, that it?hmmmm ill do both?
it's Lilith! (most, if not all of you know who i'm talking about)
HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING?!?
511820 You'd think a brony would know better.
It'd be like if a Portal fan wanted to go for the cake.
Oh well, I always knew it'd end like this.
Hey... where's the tickle the bottom of Pinkie's cute pink hoovesies option...
AHH! All I wanted was to have a fun time hanging out with Pinkie but now I'm in the story Cupcakes!
OHHHHHHHHHHH so ignore my last comment O.O
I bet nearly everybody here expected this.
Log 18:
...Cupcakes.
Cue Fight scene.
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Yeah.
WHERE IS SEDUCE BUTTON?!?! I'll just be killed if I click 2, so 1 it is. Sorry, Pinkie, it has to be done.