“Sorry Sweetie Belle,” you shake your head at the disappointed young filly. “I have a mission to complete! Lead the way Honey Trap!” You follow the mysterious pony out of the town hall, leaving behind a room of disappointed ponies pining for your presence.
“It’s this way, we must hurry!” Honey Trap starts to run, faster and faster; you start to wheeze as you struggle to keep up with her. Your journey takes you outside Ponyville, past fields and trees until finally as the sun starts to set, you arrive in a small forest clearing in which seems to be a mound of hay.
“What is it?” You squint into the darkness as you try to make out the shape. It seems to be a crude statue of a pony made out of sticks, towering above you at over thirty feet. “It’s… a pony?”
“Yes!” Honey Trap nods, pointing to a hole in one of the hooves. “The Time Orb’s in there, but it’s hidden by Templar riddles! I know you are an expert on such things Mr Cage, only you have the intelligence to enter the wicker pony and retrieve the Time Orb!”
You crack your knuckles, striding up to the giant pony. “Well, I am pretty amazing!” you smile, crouching down to clamber inside the hoof. It’s a tight fit, and you can feel twigs scratching your sides as you slowly climb up the leg and into the belly, looking around. “I can’t see any Templar clues!” you shout through a tiny crack in the side.
“Keep looking!” Honey Trap calls back, and from the outside you can see that she’s lit a torch so she can see better in the dark. What a lovely pony. “Try the roof!”
You fumble around in the dark belly of the wicker pony, your hands moving along the ceiling, feeling along the roughly woven wooden top for any hints. It feels strangely sticky, and smells so sweet. “Honey?” you mutter to yourself, licking your fingers. It is honey. As you taste it, more and more honey starts to ooze from the roof, covering your body. “Ugh!” you mutter, as you continue to feel above your head.
In triumph, your hands hit a round structure. “The Time Orb!” you shout. “I’ve got it!” With a hard yank, you pull it free.
Your ears fill with a buzzling noise, as from the ‘Time Orb’ emerges a swarm of bees, which proceed to flood over your body. Instantly you feel your body swelling into a thousand welts as the bees sting you, causing you to scream out. “OH GOD NO, BEES!” you cry, scrambling for the exit. You can’t find it, the door seems to have been closed, and you flounder, trapped in the darkness, trying desperately to scrape bees away from your face. “HONEY TRAP, HELP!”
“The drone must die!” Through the mist of bees covering your vision, you glimpse a flash of flame outside. Honey Trap is coming closer to the wicker pony, holding her flaming torch aloft. “The drone must die so the honey harvest will prosper!” She places the torch on one of the pony’s feet, and the entire structure starts to burst into flames.
You fall to the wicker floor, trapped and covered in bees as fire starts to consume everything. You groan. You can’t believe you’ve fallen for the old ‘wicker-pony-full-of-bees’ trick.
BAD END
Honey... TRAP. Honey..... TRAP. I GAVE UP RARITY FOR THIS!!!
Eleven. Eleven times this place has killed me.
This may have been the greatest death i could have ever hoped for!
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11? This is like the 26th time this place killed me....and there is only 21 endings.....
NOT THE BEES
honey trap. cant say i didnt see this comeing from her name
OH NO MY EYES!
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Yup.
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Poor Nicolas Cage just can't catch a break.
oh god dammit
I love you so fucking much.
Curse you Honey Trap! CURSE YOU!!!
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HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?!?!
FUCK YOU BEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw this coming (well, some form of evil from Honey Trap). I did it anyway because the deaths are the best thing about this. I'm basically trying to die as many times as possible en route.
Legitimately, did not see this death coming. And honestly, it was the only one I feel like I might have almost been dumb enough to fall for if I was actually there. Although I would have immediately jumped out of that thing as soon as I saw her with that torch out of simple common sense and the fact that I'm in a wooden death trap so maybe not. Still this has been the most awesome death so far.
Never trust a pony who's name has trap in ir
1. Shot by policeman while holding my darling waifu Fluttershy Pillow-chan
2. Turned to stone by Princess Celestia
3. Fluttershy's eternal slave
4. Killed by Nicholas Cage
5. The old ‘wicker-pony-full-of-bees’ trick
So how has your day been?
"THE BEES NO NOT THE BEES IT STINGS AHHH"
but oh well i saw it coming so why not
Why did I not see this coming?
WOOOOOOOOO YEAH! DEATH NUMBER 15! DEATH NUMBER 15! YEAH!!!!!
This was AWESOME! I died 15 times! 8D Plus one thumbs up to you, good sir! /]
> in the darkness ,
Got a space before the comma there.
I wanted to try this for humor. F*cking worth it
I got:
1>4>32>5>9>34>56>50>38>40
Lol, this is awesome!
OH GOD NO!! NOT THE BEES! AAARRGH THEY'RE IN MY EYES AAARGH!!!
Best. Ending. Ever.
Dafuq?
Just how dangerous is Equestria?
WHAT??? DEAD AGAIN???????????
Is it a good ending???????
Damnit, Rarity! Why must the annoying ones keep me alive!?
I preferred this death anyway!
Although, Flutterpillow... still a better love story than Twilight. Best, even.
Not the bees NOT THE BEES
1910219 That's the first thing I did. And then I died.
This adventure is really opposed to indiscriminate seduction.
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I knew by the start it was a bad end as soon as I saw "Trap" in the name.
I'm on a quest to get all the endings.
Christopher Lee is best Honey Trap(?)
Also, I disappoint you don't get to flirt with Vinyl like in Darf's 40oz Bounce.
Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!!!
#SummerIsACommenIn
TROJAN HORSE!
Ded.
Endings: 18/21
Bad: 13
Decent: 2
Kinda-good: 1
Slightly creepy: 1
Best: 1