“Tirek Tirek...” you gently stroke the side of the gigantic demon king as you sit on one of his comfy sofas, offering him a Dorito. Just one though. “I’m sorry. Perhaps we could… hang out?”
Tirek munches on the Dorito thankfully. “I’d like that!” he smiles as he trots over to a shelf full of DVDs. “Perhaps we could watch a film? I have all of Nicholas Cage’s movies, even the ones he only appears in briefly!” He holds up a copy of City of Angels hopefully.
“You have excellent taste Tirek!” You put your feet up on his fallen coffee table as you look around the room. “I had something more… exotic in mind. Do you have any episodes of…” Your voice suddenly turns to a whisper. “My Little Pony Friendship is Magic?”
Tirek looks taken aback as he glances about furtively. “No of course not!” he yelps! “The show hasn’t been released on DVD yet, I would never commit copyright infringement!” You continue to glare at him, and he gives a guilty shrug. “Fine, fine, I’ve got them all downloaded. But I would pay if Hasbro just sold them to me, I offered to give them a mountain of gold for a DVD boxset, but to no avail!”
“Why don’t you just download them from iTunes?” you wonder out loud.
“Piss off.” Tirek hooks up a laptop to his television and sits on the sofa next to you. “I’ve got all episodes so far in high quality! No watermarks!” he announces brightly. “But… why do you want to watch it, you’re in Equestria now!”
You shrug. “Eh. It was nice wandering about Equestria, but I’ve decided I much prefer to sit inside and watch television. Go on, stick on the Sonic Rainboom episode!”
“Ooooh I love that one!” Tirek squeals with joy, and soon the two of you are sitting side by side watching magical cartoon ponies on the screen. “If only it had a song!” he sighed, opening a can of Mountain Dew. “Then it would be perfect.”
“You know Tirek,” you look over to the demon, leaning forwards. “This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” You gently kiss his demonic face, smelling the whiff of cheesy Doritos on his breath.
“Marry me, Brony Hero!” Tirek gasps as he drops his can of soda in shock. “Marry me!”
“Sure.” You lounge back on the comfy sofa. “But you’re wearing the wedding dress.”
KINDA-GOOD END
Yes! Yes!
another badass ending now back to the other chapter to find out what happens
There, went through all the chapters. I can say without a doubt that this was the shittiest story I ever read in my entire life.
*Thumb Up*
ahahahahaha. Finally, a seduction that actually worked. lololol
This is crack. Hilarious, hilarious crack.
Seriously, what the hell do I have to do to find this bucking orb?
My seduction was successful... I am no longer amused by this option. Simultaneously, I am the most amused by this option.
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
O_o At least he's wearing the dress
*Sees "KINDA GOOD ENDING"*
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Marry a 30-foot tall demon? Why not?
Dear Celestia, this is insanity
Curse you Tirek?
Radical! Finally, an ending where I don't die AND I get to marry Tirek!
> Seduce Blueshift
You know, your impeccable tastes involving Nicholas Cage, Doritos, mountain dew, and seducing have greatly impressed me. So I guess it goes without saying...
Will you marry me Blueshift?
Im not gay or zoofilic nor furry but It was one of the best ends I´ve got so far
Soo.....
I'm the pegasister...
And i'm in the tux?
Works for me!
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I don't think I'll ever live that ending down.
511083I know right
KINDA GOOD ENDING ? MOR LIKE BEST ENDING WOOIOO
This is the best ending for me I've found yet.
Welp, back to Chapter Nine, got way more exploring to do!
................................................................ OH MY GOD, WHAT?
Got this ending for my first attempt, OH YEAH.
Of all ponies that seduction works on it's Tirek? Apparently, denets are when you successfully seduce a pony. Oh well, there is still more ponies to seduce!
I have now examined every ending. This was the final one. This was the best one.
Well, as a last ending, it doesn't dissapoint in the... Novelty.
I may have slight mental scarring, however.
I TOLD YOU DAMMIT I TOLD YOU! SEDUCTION ALWAYS WINS!
I finally finished all the possible endings, and I just have to say... this is one of the most hilarious things I've read in some time. You've done bronydom proud.
I regret not getting to try to seduce Spike though
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Sorry, but there is a certain format for questions, inquieries, and requests to Blueshift. I have filled it out for you.
Seduce ZombieMonkey7
Smack ZombieMonkey7 upside the head
Leave and explore Equestria some more
... XD
Seduce pillow: Get shot
Seduce Celestia: Imprisoned in stone
Seduce Fluttershy: Become mind slave
Seduce Tirek: Score with demon king? Seems legit.
Somehow this seems plausible
I am now beginning to question my sexuality.
Damn you Blueshift!!!!
BEST ENDING
Huh.... What the fuck?
The only time a seduce works... it's on a demon king. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Eh, I've got lobsters anyways. I don't care.
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This is the first ending that says the word good in it that I've seen.
I'm okay with this.
Lol one of my favorites second favorite is marrying trixie
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NOPE!
Deajer the enchanter leaves this dimension.
BYE!
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i would rather work in the mercury mines!
Hey it's your fault for clicking this option! We asked and the writer delivered!
It's only kinda good because I don't get to wear the wedding dress.
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Ditto.
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MLP FIM exists as a show within Equestria? Huh? What? Dafuq? Pickles?
Somebody slap me for having the folly to try and make sense of this tale!
Seduction only works on a demon-king?
Dafuq?
OH GAWD!
Brb, lolerskating on my roflcopter.