You jam your finger into the hole, pushing it as far in as you can. “C’mon!” you mutter to yourself as you wiggle it around, hoping that your brony powers will be enough to unlock the magic door.
It doesn’t work. You scowl and try to pull your finger out. It won’t budge. You yank harder, but it seems to be stuck tight; you must have wedged it in pretty hard. Placing both feet against the door, you strain as hard as you can, but your finger remains trapped.
“Uh.. help?” you call out nervously, looking about. The chamber is empty. From the dust that is settled on the floor, it seems that this chamber isn’t used often at all, perhaps only for ceremonial occasions once a year.
“Help? Help! HELP!” You cry louder and louder, for any pony to come to your rescue.
By the time a cleaner comes by two months later, it is too late.
BAD END
friggin fingers
I bet they got Lyra with the same trap
Seriously! This guy dies more easily than horror movie victims.
Hey, a Bad End I didn't see coming for once! And wasn't caused by any ruling entities! Repeatedly!
8th death
I love making stupid decisions on stories like these!
that is why ponies don't have fingers
Why finger? Why must you be so big?
510290 i believe you mean easier than a black guy in a horror film (no racism)
510290 worse, he dies more than Kenny.
first time, I got it right the whole way through.
Second time, i'm just messing around
third time, i'm counting how many times this guys dies. a lot, so far.
Curse you Finger! CURSE YOU!!!
Sissy. Just cut the damn thing off- you're in Equestria, they can just magic you up a new one in ten seconds flat! DUUH.
Wow his fingers must be massive to be any where near as big as celestias horn
516188 Cut it off with what? If this thing has any continuity, then the Brony Hero landed in Equestria with nothing but his underwear, and maybe a shirt, sandals, and crusty socks.
517830
Bite it off then.
So it has come to this. I made it through Ponyville, Everfree Forest and Midnight Castle alive only to strave here.
Wow first time I died from something other then the seduce option. I'm not sure whether this is good or bad.
My mind went to dirty places when you were supposed to put something in the slot.
Is that bad? It seems like something the Brony Hero would do.
WOOOOOO!!!! DEATH NUMBER SIX! DEATH NUMBER SIX!
yeah... finger. *shifty eyes*
We couldn't fit it all in.
I had:
1>4>32>5>22>8>5>14>5>10>30
Cool story.
do not know if sixth or seventh death, curse my fingers!
514243 Lucky, I've yet to live....
Then again I'm trying to do it wrong:pinkie crazy:
Success! # ???
513676
Really? I see all racism here - the black guys don't die more often, it's all the blondes
At least i wasn't something else that got stuck in there, if you know what i mean
Of all the deaths I've encountered so far, this is by far the most depressing - no grace, no guts, no glory, just forever alone...
Dafuq?
542670
Agreed...
Well, ****...
i knew this would lead to a bad ending
but i choose it anyway
My finger is no were near that big...
7th death
Ok, are there any endings where I don't die?
You fool! Why would you stick your finger in!
You should have stuck your dink in it! We're in a trollfic! Everything can be solved by sticking your dink in it!
1644706
That us an awesome profile pic.
Sticking a finger in the door didn't unlock it? Y not? It works for Bayonetta
XD I had a feeling... but I clicked the finger one anyway XDDD
1751421 Ive found one!
I would of said stick your dick in it
I'm just going to backtrack away from this ending... also, I guess the maid found Luna's lucky underwear? Accidental bonus?
Hold on, wouldn't Equestria be doomed?
I know this is really gruesome, but he could've ripped his hand off and left a finger in there, and maybe have it magically reattached.
513676
You: *is racist*
Also you: This isn't racist.
Carp. (I meant crap but its so hilarious I'm just leaving it as carp.)
Well, I'm dead again.
Endings: 4/21
Bad: 3
Decent: 1