You do the only thing that is sensible in such a situation.
“Tee hee hee!” you shout as you leap over Whooves and skip into his TARDIS, the famous spacecraft which is bigger on the inside than the outside. “I’m such a scamp!” You enter the familiar looking blue box, your heart racing as the massive interior swims into view. “This is amazing!” you yelp as you run over to the huge central console that dominates the room of the peculiar craft.
“Stop! Get out of there!” Whooves follows you into the ship, waving his sonic screwdriver around in his mouth. “This is my home, not yours!”
You slowly take in the whole interior, a collection of crazy science-fiction gizmos and junk. “What’s that?” you ask, pointing to a picture of a seal that is hanging on a wall.
“Oh, that’s the Seal of Rassea-lion.” Whooves pauses and then looks shameful. “Oh well,” he sighs, “that was my best joke too.”
“Buttons!” You grin ear to ear as you look at all the buttons and levers on the central console. So many to press, so many inviting buttons!
“Don’t touch!” Whooves moves to try to swat your hands away. “Touch nothing! Press nothing!”
You nod, but out of the corner of your eye you see a big red button labelled ‘BAD WOLF’. It looks pretty inviting.
What will you do?
Leave the TARDIS and explore the rest of the castle
Press the button!
Seduce Doctor Whooves
>Seduce Doctor Whooves
>What the hell?
Who in Equestria pushes a red button saying Bad Wolf?
"Seduce Doctor Whooves"
Me:
._.
"Seduce Doctor Whooves"
Does that make me Captain Jack Harkness?
SEDUCE ALL THE THINGS
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Also, BUTTONS!?
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Must...press...BUTTONS
Sorry but:
'Seduce Dr Whooves'
Me: :D
511156 You beat me to it bro
PISS OFF OUT OF MY TARDIS, YOU TOSSERS! AND STOP TRYING TO BLOODY SEDUCE ME!
514749
Yeah yeah, and next time dont tell me to fly off in a magical space donut
Seduce Doctor Whooves...
Press buttons....
Seduce Doctor Whooves...
Press buttons....
Seduce Doctor Whooves...
Press buttons....
AUUUGH
WHICH DO I CHOOOOOSEEEEEEE
This is the best page yet. Why?
Because there are two ways to die here and i only need to choose one.
I try the button first Yay
Doctor whooves you are going too LOVE ME
Should I seduce Whooves or press buttons...?
Fuck it, Im going to Seduce everypony I meet in this story.
>Seduce Doctor Whooves
...Why not.
>Seduce Doctor Whooves
If my long time of reading quest threads on /tg/ has taught me anything, it's that seduction is ALWAYS the correct choice. Always.
WHY CAN'T I FIND A PAGE WHICH DOSEN'T HAVE A SEDUCE OPTION?!?!?!
GUAAAAAAAAAA
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~Jack
1. Please leave.
2. An old classic.
3. Oh good God! Why?!
oh look, it says bad wolf. that's bit of an older reference, isn't it?
Seduce all the characters...
510606 Anypony who wants to end up a god?
BAD WOLF? . . . . . I'm probably going to regret this, but Equestria is in danger and I need some Canis Ex Machina up in this jont! It worked on the Daleks, it can work on Tirek! ALLONS-Y!
I have no idea what to do! Can a "Ask for the doctor's help" Link be added.
Hmmm... Seducing doctor whooves... since my seducing track record has been soooo great so far, and Nothing bad ever happened from seducing the doctor (heavily rolling eyes). So obviously the only smart decision here is to....... PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS SO MUCH SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seduce Dr. Whooves? Who am I? Rose?
514749 sure, once i push this button!!!!
709932 No, you're Amy.
Oh hell yeah. There's the option to seduce 514749
Time to do some space time sexay hijinks bow chicka bow wow!
*wiggles butt*
Seduce the Doct- Damn it.
I'M PRESSING DA BUTTON!
This pun offends me...
7797056
i don't get it
7670179
Same. I'll be back, Dr. Whooves, if all else fails!
Fine. I'll seduce the stupid pony.
Why isn't there a "nothing" button for me to touch and press?