“Your lies will not stop my quest for justice, monster!” You bunch your fists and run forwards, striking Tirek on one of his front hooves. The first blow has been struck! You continue to punch him, screaming. “Die beast, die! I am the hero of Equestria! Die!”
Tirek raises an eyebrow as you pummel his leg, seemingly unmoved by this. “You seek to challenge me?” he glowers. “Me, Tirek the demon king?”
You pause from your punchings to look up at the monster. “Yes Tirek,” you boast. “You may be gigantic and mighty and have the power of all hell behind you, and I am just a normal human who has spent way too much time on unsavoury websites about animated ponies, but if there is one thing that television has taught me, it’s that the underdog always wins!” You return to punching his shin.
Tirek sighs, and with a blast of his devilish death vision, incinerates you. He looks at the charred stain on his welcome mat. “That’s going to be hell to clean.”
BAD END
WHY ARE ALL THE DEATHS HILARIOUS
That's so me
This Guy is like the Kenny of Equestria.
Curse you Tirek! CURSE YOU!!!
Dam I died
He died as he lived: completely delusional.
Ha, now you have to clean that welcome mat. I consider this a victory.
DID NOT EXPECT THAT
WOOOOOOOO YEAH! DEATH NUMBER EIGHT! DEATH NUMBER 8!
520524 INDEED! Huzzah for the Victory! /]
Now to use the power chose your own adventure books taught me...
Go to the last page i was at and pretend nothing ever happend
Tenth Death!
I knew I'd die too, I just wanted to see how amusing this death was; I am not amused
Ha in the end I win because I mildly inconvenienced you. I am the kind of sad person who takes that as a win.
Dafuq?
THE FIGHT ISNT OVER YET ITS GONNA BE ALOT MORE THAN HELL TO TRY CLEAN ME UP MISTER
What the dick?! I die just like that?! I'll have you know I've watched eleventeen bajillion hours of WWE wrestling and I can do various rassel fite moves. Like the Attitude Adjustment, the F5, the Canadian Destroyer (although sometimes I land on my head or even right on my coccyx) and even the dreaded Go To Sleep. I know this cuz I practice on my Fluttershy dakimakura every day. With her permission, of course.
Then we snuggle afterwards
And then, despite us being tired and sweaty, she pulls down my boxers and
6th death, starting to doubt there's any good endings.
Truly this was the only good ending!
Bad ending nuber 4...
Where is this stupid Time Orb!?
Really?
Endings: 9/21
Bad: 8
Decent: 1