“Sorry Applejack!” you pat Apple Bloom on the head as you backhand the bucket of apples off the table dismissively. “I’ve got to find your sister a purpose in life!” Apple Bloom cheers as you lead her away by the hoof.
“Now, Apple Bloom!” You finally find a secluded spot in the orchard perfect for teaching. “You need to find your purpose in life, right? And then you’ll get your cutie mark?”
Apple Bloom nods slowly, tears welling up in the corners of her eyes. “Ah try and ah try, but ah can’t find mah special purpose!” she trembles, sinking to the ground. “An’ ah’ll be a blank flank forever.”
“Oh, really?” You smirk widely, crossing your arms. “I think you’ll find Apple Bloom, that I am so amazing that meeting me is in fact the most defining moment of your life!” You point at her flank, where a strange spot of light starts to glow and the faint lines of an image appear.
“Mah mark! Mah cutie mark!” Apple Bloom twists awkwardly, eager to see what her life-changing cutie mark will be. It finally shimmers into view.
It is a drawing of your face.
“Fantastic!” You clap your hands together as Apple Bloom bursts into tears, obviously from sheer joy as she runs off sobbing to show her family and friends her wonderful new cutie mark. You wander off, proud at the brilliant job you’ve done in helping that little pony.
hooray
BWAHAHAHAHA
Apple Bloom gets all the Cutie Marks.
I first I was like yeah got apple bloom her cutie mark and then I realized she was sobbing. What? am ah ugleh???
Just another days work for: THE BRONY HERO OF EQUESTRIA!!!
Where have you been all my life?
Not sure the hero was just confused, or if she really was happy.
chapter 42: the meaing of (appleblooms) life.
Y is there no seduce applebloom option?
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I was going to say that...oh well at least SOMEBODY SAID IT
wut
.....his face...so then...she's good at either being a moron....or she's good at doing him? *Realizes what he's just said* Oh good lord.
512176 LOL!
Eveything ends badly.
Everything.
this is not fun
It kinda makes sense for a pony in a fanfic's cutie mark to be a picture of the author. What else is their destiny, if not to bow down to the writers every whim and get shipped with whoever the the brony desires? Or, you know, get killed if it's that kind of story. Maybe the author was trying to say something about the horror a pony would experience should they learn that their entire lives have been pre-ordained by a person like this story's PC?
Either that, or this was a reference to Cute from the Hip
Apple Bloom: Twilight, look at my cutie mark!
Twilight: Oh, who is that pretty lady?
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Ironically I've actually written a story exactly about that
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/5713/The-Star-In-Yellow
513277 You're The Star in Yellow guy?? I LOVE that one. And this one too, I must say. Poor AB.
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Your welcome :)
I dont like this guy!
*tries to find fastest path leading to his death*
I did feel bad for him for dying so easily but not anymor
BEST ENDING THING!
Hoof, no option for seduction, thank god this guy is capable of everything...
But of course he has to make her cry and doesnt even realize it...back to being a douche
Woot. No option for seducing? Awww... Anyway whats great about this format is that the author may add new paths whenever he feel like it.
LOL
That is one sexy cutie mark, haha.
So wait, her talent is douchebaggery?
I think that my face plastered on applebloom's rear would strike fear into the hearts of her friends and family...
My special talent is making little girls burst into tears at the sight of my face.
515081 I truly believe THAT is the face of this guy.
Another interpretation could be that Applebloom is supposed to help the Brony Hero as his sidekick. That would be cool.
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>Enters chapter
>Scrolls down to bottom
>Doesnt see a seduce option
Me: Oh thank god
Why was I not given a seduce Pinkie option when she said she was going to kill me
Also why did you make pinkie sad?
And ALSO
WHERE THE HELL IS THE ORB...
I've LITERALLY DONE ALL OF THE OPTIONS....
AND STILL HAVEN'T FOUND IT....
I swear if this is a trick... you will marry a manticore.....
It's taken me an hour and a half to do this and I should also be doing my homework....
That would be terrible, having a picture of Nicholas Cage on your butt.
I'm such a douche...
I feel so terrible o_o
fuck yeah is wonderful "CUTIE"mark
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haaaa thats hilarious
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It's...beautiful... so very, very beautiful...
In other news, that filly sure has one heck of a special talent!
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OH GAWD THAT IS HILARIOUS
"you backhand the bucket of apples off the table dismissively"
What a douche bag!
I literally laughed for 3 minutes while reading this chapter!
Wait, so in chapter 42, you help apple bloom finder her meaning in life... close enough
so, u just ruined appleblooms life
time to go spread your death and destruction to the rest of Ponyville
Having the face of this... this.... this evil suducer is no thing to cry happily about Applebloom!
Well, I'm off to find the rest of the ponies!
If I were a pony my 'cutie mark' would be a monster truck being driven by a daemon with his middle finger up with flames shooting out the back as lightning strikes in the background
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LIVE LIGHT WAS HERE.
heeehh :D reminds me of Twilight and Applebloom in Witchcraft episode 4