Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.2: I Really Hate My Sister!

by trahzo

Final The Chapter: The Kiss Machine!

Spike was watching t.v. until suddently a giant vaccum sucked him into a machine! he landed on a convairbelt. Then Princess Celestia, The Maneiac, Photo finish, Milky Way, and Fluttershy/Flutterbat kissed him as he passed by, then he fell down a trap door and landed on a slide. as Spike went down the slide, Fleet Foot, Daisy Joe, Suri Polomare, Rarity, and Berry Punch all gave him a wet one during the corkscrew. Spike then made it to the floor, then a metal helmet was strapped to his head. He wondered what the helmet was for then a magnet made him rise! As the magnet transported the boy, a pair of robohands put swim trunks on him, can you guess where he's going? Because as the magnet dropped him...Ms. Harshwhinny, Torch Song, Mayor Mare, Chickadee Peachbottom, and Nightmare Rarity frenched him as they fell along with him. Those 5 landed safely and Spike ended up on a catapult! Once it fired, he was soaring through the sky! Then he landed on top of, a waterpark water slide! Then Philomena, Sweetie Belle, Nightmare Moon, Pumpkin Cake, and Dinky Doo kissed him goodbye, then pushed him down the water slide! Spike went down many gravity defying directions, he was sure this was Pinkie playing pimp cupid! Once he made it too the bottom with a huge splash, all 20 girls mentioned were in swimsuits designed by Rarity! Then all of then swam toward Spike for a crazy crazy orgy!

THE END! HEY! QUIT STARING AT MY BUTT!

Comments

[OmniFox]

So what's next for Spike?

[panzerbrony]

0.o
awesome ride
good story overall.
Rating 4/5 panzers

[trahzo]

4159896 What can I say? He's an angry person, Jontron is an angry person, Nostalgia Critic goes extremely beserk with his unmatched rage. I get pretty angry as well.

[Deadman123]

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[Geoice]

Screwed

[Prince Leviathan]

Great ride there