The 4th and probably final volume of The Pimp Spike's Swag series. Also, there will be a different hostess this night! This story features Ships 81-100! Also, expect a-lot of Nintendo Characters to make cameos!
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possible idea for another ship might be spike and an R63'd tirek.
4595058 That's a shocking idea, great to see you're back Panzer, ready for your final battle with the brand new captain Veetrix?
meanwhile I am in the wonder bolt's brig destined to serve Life in prison for helping you escape. little did they know I had a deal with Surprise, a Pegasus version of Pinkie, and she was going to bust me out tonight during the change in guards.
4595063 yes my friend. For Honor on the field of war!
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Oh god no! that guy freaks me out a bit, well not really but you have to make it good
Well great the final showdwown will soon begin, look and load kids were going on a adventure!
Oh yeah and also did that roelia and sunflora come with two pokeballs as well or were they wild ones that got mixed in ?
No but seriously this last showdown will probably make the seasn 4 finale of mlpfim lok like dragonball
Nice description of rarity and spikes relationship.... if you call this weird s and m a relationship
4595518 Roselia? I said Roserade, the evolved form.
4595523 'Srry didnt read that right, but were they gifts like lucario or evee?
4595571 I guess so.
Further suggestions...
Jinx (Aka Tough Break)
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Sugar (R63 Snips) and/or Spice (R63 Snails)
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4598849 Jinx was in the previous Volume.
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Ohyeah, forgot
Still, Suagr and Spice...
I cant believe you actually did that, that is hilarious!
as I get to the jet, I was spotted by some guards.freeze! Get down to the cloud! NOW! I ran into the jet and took off amid gunfire.how did they not have any other jets on the ground?just as I said that five jet flew overhead and latched onto my 6 'o clock {plane's tail]
Prisoner 13, this is colonel Spitfire of the wonderbolts Squadron! turn your stolen craft back to base for immediate surrender! comply or be shot down!
mmmm...nah! see you losers! I yell as I flipped the plane over and dove for the ground. I was followed by Spitfire. Winding and twisting through the canyons, I was pursued. just as I thought I was free over the Everfree, I was shot down by Soarin. as soon as I landed on the ground I disappeared into the forest, away from the fighters and towards ponyville to meet n old friend.
Wel clearly equestira has weird laws involving underaged minors and sex from the volumes i have seen. So how long till we are forced into the deadly conflict?
Twisted
after lessons with McCloud, I continued my travels to Ponyville or wherever the rendezvous was taking place.
trying to avoid guard patrols.
Well, I'm content
...For now
Hmm well looks like the forgiven and humble trixie got knocked out i wonder what will happen next says the kirin floating and simply watching
Oh Fatboi You go on ahead, Ill meet you there i just need to get some,.... things says the black kirin cryptically
Ok replies fatboi not asking questions
Walks into Sugarcube Corner
Hello Charming
My other name if you would Mr and Mrs.Cake, says the kirin politely
Oh sorry, black kirin they both reply back
can I have those weapons I left over here a wile ago, after all it was my assassination attempt that brought you two retirees together smiles the kirin
No problem, for the twin's godfather says Mrs.Cake
*Puts the duffel bag of weapons on the table*
Hmm
SNiper Rifle
Revolver with 6 different types of ammo
Sleeping gas bombs
c4 and detonator
Ammo for sniper rifle
Shotgun and ammo
GLock and ammo
Oh yeah and my laser dagger i got when i was in defiance
And this my trusty needler
Thank you ill see you to again later says the kirin about to exit the store
Oh wait dear packs a basket full of cupcakes
Here take these cupcakes for you and you fat friend says Mr.Cake
Tail wraps around handle of basket
Thanks leaves the store and makes his way to the scarecrow
me and Falcon trade punches for hours on end. I had mastered the kick and was about the master the punch when a squad of royal troops had us surrounded." freeze! don't make a move!" they holler as they aim a stun gun at me. me and the captain glance and nod before flying into the attack.
I finally did a perfect FAAAAAAALCON PUUUUUUUNCH! AND SENT THREE GUARDS FLYING BUT WAS HIT BY THREE TAZERS.
well what now?
4615009 What do you mean? Your next step is to kill Spikerules302-a-tron 100,000 with the help of Pinkamena, Black Kirin, Blood Brandy, and Fatboi. Spoiler, Black Kirin will learn a Final Smash in the next chapter.
4615044 I meant where do our adventure go from here?
4615069 Ah, thanks for clearing that-up, don't worry, just wait, and also, do you have any suggestions for Spike ships?
4615079 I have nothing and if you guys need me, I am going to the park to think. Here's hoping there aren't any royal guards in town other wise me and the boys are screwed.
Im glad you didn't sell cherubi as a fruit that would have been horrifying
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Oh and since were ging up aganist a samurai let me get something real quick
*Goes into the apple tree orchard*
3 minutes later
ok im back just needed to grab my two favorite non energy blades, from the orchard he says grinning
Pulls out 2 black serrate machetes
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Oh I hope i learn a really good one like bowsers or maybe sonic, or ikes either way it will be awesome.( and probably beat panzers in range)
Oh and for the next ship would rule63d braeburn or big mac be possible?
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Just throwin that out there
4616340 Your knives are not swords, so it will not be the Ike's Great Aether!
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Dammit, so machetes cant use great aether...
Well, hopefully i wont have to fight the shogun head on, last thing i need is a final smash that cant handle his immense power.
Hmmm since i typically use fire and shadow magic, i better not get stuck with somekinda lame ne like peaches.... though that one can be useful....
I grab my Smash ball and crush it entering Final land smash mode
ready.
*Pulls revolver out of duffel bag and shoots spikerules302 in the shoulder*
My tail whips around my smash bull crushing it,
*Black kirin learned volt tackle* and suddenly hair turns spiky
Ready
oh no you don't! I say as I kick the sword out of his reach and pull out a colt 45 pistol, my personal fire power. I aim it at him and say don't try anything funny.
Actually, I had a oneshot that kinda shipped Spike and R63 Mac (Someone else did a sequel to it as well)
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Nice to hear
The Black kirin then realized something
Hey how come we didnt just teleport to the city, I have magic says pointing at his horn
Oh. You're using the Shimmer Six.
4623548 And what? No Surprise attack?
BUCK...XD
4626570 Wouldnt a train be more noticable then a teleporting group of fighters?
Oh yeah we should also probably make sure veetrix is dead, ponies and people tend to survive smashing through stuff.
4626997 They were expecting to get on a train, but what they didn't expect was the train having the enemy in it, and you're suppose to be the protagonists of the side story. I say Side story because this is suppose to be a multiple ship story. Anyway, the protagonists always end up fine, well almost always if you've seen as many media things as I have.
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What about attack on titan, eren got eaten.. but yeah i see your point on this.
holly...cow..... that was awesome!
I have to say, if I was going to learn from a Mario Brother, it would be Luigi. Lightning and physics breaking negative energy beat fire any day of the week.
Are you talking about me?!!??
Im sorry i have to say this involving the ponytron thing though,... espcielaly this line
Only one thing i can think of for that....
WHAT THE F#@%!!!!
*In the side story*
Aww how come fatboi gets to learn fire, im actually half dragon grumbles the kirin
4627926 Oh? So you'd rather not be a thunder dragon like Zekrom? Or like Sasuke Uchiha's Kirin? Or even Number 91 Thunder Spark Dragon? I taught you moves from electrified combatants because of my intent on making you a thunder dragon! Like Jay's dragon from Ninjago, Mega Ampharos, and Spyro with his elemental powers which include breathing electricity! So yeah, I'm making you even more unique from other creatures in this story! More unique than ponies and dragons alike! (Tell me if I used alike right!)
4631198 Oh sweet!
Oh then in that case go on ahead
Zekrom all the way
what is ironic is that my real name is devin
4631576 Oops, Sorry!
4631580 don't worry I ain't being mad about it, I just find it hilarious.
"Uh, yeah-no. Sorry, Angel boy, but I think I rather learn the Negative Zone from Luigi than learn anything from you. Besides, lightning powers and fireballs are cooler than arrows."