It was night and only 2 lights were lit in the house on Pie Family Rock Farm.
"Hello audience! *Ahem!* Hello Audience! *Ah-ahem!* HE..."
"Trixie, the camera is now rolling!" Said Igneous Rock.
"...This is really embarrassing." Then she began blushing a bright red which then blended with her blue coat making it purple.
"Quick, take 2!" Said Cloudy Quartz.
30 seconds later...
"Great, hello powerful and Trixie, it's I! (Oh no, I fouled up my lines in front of the readers!)" Then tears began forming in her eyes.
"Trixie honey, why don't you go to the kitchen, take a napkin, and calm down."
"O-okay boss."
"Alrighty, hello everypony, don't worry, Trixie will be back after the prologue. Trixie is the new hostess as you can see, and we're her co-hosts. I am Igneous Rock, over there on the couch is my wife Cloudy Quartz, and the 2 playing card on the table are Limestone & Marble Pie. Yep, G.M. Berrow gave us official names in the chapter books. Also, Pinkie & Maud should be here soon. If you're wondering where Trahzo the author is, well he's in the attic ready to write the last 20 ships, making him the Spike shipping overlord, well at least that's what he says in his sleep ever since he moved in."
"Well, as our daughter and Alex Side always say, enough chit-chat, time is candy!" Cloudy Quartz said while picking-up a T.V. remote.
"Yes, now for that 1st letter!"
"Wait!" Said Limestone & Marble.
"What is it girls?"
"Shouldn't we list down the 80 previous ships before we ask for the 1st letter?"
"Yes! Great Idea to end a series, well at least till now, because as Trahzo told us prior, since he's waiting for season 5 to release new females whom he will choose to ship with Spike." Agreed Igneous Rock.
"Now, how are we gonna do this?" Asked Cloudy Quartz
"Simple, we're gonna do it chronologically!"
"Chronologically?"
"Yeah, you know, from the publish date?"
"Oh, we see what you mean now!"
1. Applebloom.
2. Rainbow Dash.
3. Fluttershy.
4. Trixie Lulamoon.
5. Sweetie Belle.
6. Scootaloo.
7. Octavia Melody.
8. Pinkie Pie.
9. Lyra Heartstrings.
10.Princess Twilight Sparkle.
11. Applejack.
12. Rarity.
13. Zecora.
14. Sunset Shimmer.
15. Cherry Jubilee.
16. Diamond Tiara.
17. Lightning Dust.
18. Babs Seed.
19. Silver Spoon.
20. Eris (R63 Discord).
21. A.K.Yearling Aka Daring Do.
22. Princess Luna.
23. Queen Chrysalis.
24. Gilda.
25. Little Strong Heart.
26. Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Do.
27. Winona.
28. Opalescence.
29. Ms. Cheerilee.
30. Spitfire.
31. Twist.
32. Bon-bon/Sweetie Drops.
33. Coco Pommel.
34. Princess Celestia.
35. The Mane-iac.
36. Photo Finished.
37. Milky Way.
38. Flutterbat.
39. Fleet Foot.
40. Daisy Jo.
41. Suri Polomare. (She now has a new middle name, which is Buttonbelle.)
42. Berry Punch.
43. Ms. Harshwhinny.
44. Torch Song.
45. Mayor Mare.
46. Chickadee Peachbottom.
47. Nightmare Rarity.
48. Philomena.
49. Nightmare Moon.
50. Pumpkin Cake.
51. Dinky Do.
52. Chimera.
53. Crackle.
54. Princess Cadance
55. Screw Loose.
56. Pearl (Her canon name is now Cookie Crumbles)
57. Aloe Blossom.
58. Lotus Blossom.
59. Moon Dancer.
60. Barb the Dragon (R63 Spike)
61. Blossom Forth.
62. Screwball.
63. Twilight Velvet.
64. Charity Sweetmint.
65. Vinyl Scratch/DJ PON3.
66. Nurse Red Heart.
67. Cupcake.
68. Fleur De Lis. (Her canon name is apparently Fleur Dis Lee)
69. Flitter.
70. Autumn Gem.
71. Maud Pie.
72. Cherry Berry.
73. Lilac Sky.
74. Sunrise Spring.
75. Colgate/Minuette.
76. Jinx.
77. Roseluck.
78. Sunset Satan.
79. Pinkamena.
80. Rova (R63 Rover).
"Boy that was a-lot! I'm having a hard time just trying to remember!" Said Limestone.
"In any case, take the the 1st letter out of the pile of fan mail!" Said Igneous.