"With a chapter title like that, I think I know who's next, so let's see if my guess was right....Eeyup, Mulia Mild from the Mmmystery on the Friendship Express.
*Boom!*
"Whoa! I sense an intense fight between the subscribers and a powerful warrior! Begin the story while I watch the chaos!"
It was a starry night in Ponyville, and we pan the camera to a museum!
"Alright Mr.Bang Stick! Do you understand what to do?" Asked Mayor Mare.
"Yes, alls I gotta do, is sit here all night, and if I get tired, take a sip of this coffee so I don't fall asleep in case somepony tries to steal the diamond of Selective Elegy!
"Hmm...okay, good luck, and remember if you let anypony steal the the diamond, you're dead meat!"
Then after the Mayor left, Bang Stick fell asleep! Then a ninja mule snuck in then stole the diamond!
The Next Morning...
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!"
"Wh-what?"
"Bang StiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!"
Meanwhile...
"Ooh yes, another prize stolen by the Passionate Ninja! I didn't even have to use my blade! Muahahahahaha!"
"Hey shut-up!" Said the neighbor in the next apartment.
Then a knocking came to the door. Mulia Mild then opened the door to reveal Spike.
"Ready for your daily exercise?"
"Spike, you don't have to do this, I'm perfectly capable of doing things myself, I don't need a nurse, I can just tell them you helped me, and you can along with your day."
"No can do Mulia, I have ponies watching me, and I really want to do this. I gotta make it up to Ponyville somehow after my 2nd greed filled rampage!"
"Didn't everyone forgive you?"
"Yeah, but I felt like I got off to easily, that's why I'm doing this!"
" *Sigh!* Fine, come in, and help me with my stretches, then we can go to the park. (Hmph I'm sure touching the old skin of my naughty parts will scare him out!)"
So Spike unknowingly did many lewd things to Mulia's body.
"(Wow, this boy isn't freaking out! He's holding my hind legs up while not noticing that my head is so close to his...)"
"So Mulia Mild, did you hear that the Diamond of Selective Elegy was stolen?"
"Was it? That's horrible!" She replied while Spike was helping her do the splits!
"Yeah, I heard that it was The Passionate Ninja who stole the Diamond. To think that a very notorious thief would be here in Ponyville, a small town!" Spike said while trying to straighten her back by bear hugging her.
"Ooh, not so hard Spike!' That's what she said.
"Sorry Mulia, but the trainers told me that I gotta do it real hard!" Do it real hard, that's what he said.
"(Oh Celestia, what a man, he doesn't care that I'm old, that he's doing these touching me in so many places!) *Moan!* "
"Hmm?"
"Oh, what? Nothing!"
"Okay then! Now that the stretches are over, let's go outside!"
"No, I don't feel like going, but you can still help me!"
"Okay, what's next?"
"Massage me in my bedroom, there should be some lotion in the bathroom."
"Okay."
"(This ought to scare him outta here! Also, I better hide this diamond!)"
So she put the diamond under her pillow, she was going to put it in a safe, but Spike opened the door inconveniently!
"Hey Mulia, I got the lotion."
"Good, and now, start with my flank, then you can continue with my hooves (Run screaming in 3, 2, on...)" Then Spike got his claws on here flank.
"(Ooh, sweet Celestia! That feels good.)"
Mulia had to bite her lip to prevent herself from moaning.
"You okay Mulia?"
"Yes, don't worry!"
"Oh, alright, now I'll go back to bleck!" Spike was cut off by a pleasure filled Mulia!
"Please, you could help me a whole lot if you give it to me, and give it to me good!"
"Why not, you're still very graceful looking even though you're very old!"
Then the diamond fell out of the bed, and Spike picked it up.
"Hmm...so you're the one who stole it! Guess you'll have to be punished!"
Then they went under the sheets and I'm sorry for grossing you guys out if I did!
There was no-one paying attention because there was virtually no-one in the living room!
Meanwhile outside...
"Hello, Trixie here, thanks for joining us for this probably final volume in the Pimp Spike's Swag series, now let us witness the final battle between Trahzo & Deezutra!"
Deezutra blasted away all of the subscribers! Then Trahzo emerged from the roof! Deezutra tried to do a slash blast but his sword transformed into a microphone!
"What?"
Then a beat started playing from out of nowhere.
"You ready to do this?"
"Bring it!"
"Hold it, Trixie will be hosting this Epic Rap Battle!"