Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.4: The Final Showdown of Trahzo & Deezutra.

by trahzo


Ch.9: Ponytron...Yeah, I couldn't think of Anything Clever for this Chapter Title!

"Next is...who's Ponytron?" Asked Igneous

"She's a fusion of me and my friends, here's a link of to picture of what she looks like." said Pinkie https://derpicdn.net/img/2012/12/27/194116/large.png

"Holy crap that's scary! Begin the story now, I'll be in the bathroom, throwing up!"


Twilight's greatest creation yet! Yeah right, she just wanted to give Spike a playmate since she and the others will be gone for a month, settling something in Saddle Arabia! So, why not create something in the science lab just for him? A creature who'll love him, a creature who'll always be by his side, a creature that she knows Spike will love, and love Spike back. So, she decided to create a clone, that is a fusion of her, and her best friends! So, when the day came for their month long departure...

"Bon Voyage on your trip!"

"Did somepony call me?" Asked the actual Bon Voyage, the Pegasus version of Bon Bon, no not kidding, that's the name of the Pegasus version of Bon Bon from Hurricane Fluttershy.

"No!"

"Okay, Let's go Skyra." If you watched the Sonic Rainboom Episode, then you'd notice a pegasus version of Lyra, and that was Skyra, well that's her name according to the wikia.

"Spike."

"Yes Twilight?"

"I don't want you to be all alone in the castle."

"Twilight, I don't need a babysitter, besides, I can always talk to the guards, and the owl."

"Oh, I'm not hiring a babysitter, I made you a little friend in my laboratory! Oh Ponytron!" She called.

Just then, a multicolored monstrosity appeared before Spike!

"Spike, this is Ponytron, so it can be as if we're all still here!"

"(AAAAAAAAH MONSTER!) Hello there." He said nervously "(I am so fucking scared right now!)"

"Hello Spike, I always wanted to meet you! I'm so happy!" Then she tried to hug Spike, but Spike then started running, and she gave chase in circles, just like in the Episode of Kirby Right Back At Yah: Pet Peeve, when the robot dog chased Kirby around. Soon, Ponytron caught Spike and hugged him in mid air.

"Aaaaaaaw, what that's so precious."

"Twilight, help!"

"I'll see you in a month!" Then Twilight kissed Spike on the head, and left to go meet-up with her friends.

"We're going to have loads of fun!" She said with sparkling eyes.

So Spike managed to get himself free, then ran like hell!

"Ooh, are we playing tag? Well, here I come Spike! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Then she went after Spike.

In just seconds, she was flying next to Spike.

"(Oh Celestia no, she's caught-up with me! Guess she's got Rainbow's speed.)" Then Spike started booking it with everything he's got, then Spike looked to his left. "(Fucking Crap! She's still next to me!)" Then Spike tripped, and Ponytron stopped on a dime to pick him up.

"Okay, I think tag is over seeing that you got injured."

"Injured?"

Then she pointed at the cut on Spike's knee.

"Come-on, let's go home to put a band aid on that!" Then Spike got on her back and they were flying back to the castle, but Spike didn't notice the devious face Ponytron was making

Meanwhile...

"Hey Twilight, I know that whole playmate thing was nothing but Bullshit! So tell us, what's the real reason you gave him that thing?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, so you've caught on! Okay, I was thinking that maybe I can have an heir, with that cute Flash Sentry guy, but then again, I didn't want to go through having a kid in me for 9 Months, and I might accidentally eat a strange dish with something I'm critically allergic to! So getting to the point, I've realized I already have a kid, but unfortunately no-one would want to date him! Rarity, do not lie, I know you're not into him!" Then Rarity blushed. "So I created something that will love him just because."

"So why'd you make a fusion of us? That's what I don't git!" Applejack asked

"Well you see, all 6 of us are Spike's closest friends, and with that kind of knowledge, made me think hey, why not make something that that resembles all 6 of us? I mean look at this laptop of mine, it says that we're all 100% compatible but yet we're not into him! So I took away that thought, when fusing our minds together!"

"So what you're saying is that the fused version of us is basically 600% compatible?" Said Applejack.

"Yep, she's more than perfect for Spike, and I'm proud!"

"Even so, I'm still 20% cooler! than Ponytron!" Added Rainbow Dash.

"Also, I've taught her how to rape Spike!"

"What?" All 5 gasped.

"What do you expect? I'm Molestia's Best Student! heheheh!" Then she took a drink of her coconut. "I need Spike to be in love with her, and what faster way than breaking his mind?"

Meanwhile, Spike was running around the castle trying to avoid getting captured by the guards Ponytron mind controlled into doing her bidding!

"Dammit Twilight, how come every scientist has to make a crazy monster?"

Then Owlousicous dived at him, but Spike countered with a simple bitch slap!

"Comeback Spike, I want that virginity of your's!"

"Fuck off!"

They battled it out in this chase, Spike dived, jumped, slid, doing everything in his power to escape her! Even so Spike was doing a really good job for a while...it was inevitable for Spike to be captured! Spike then entered the throne room!

"Ooh, this looks like a lovely place to make babies in!"

"Ah!"

Ponytron closed all exits shut with her magic, and levitated Spike to his throne, then used her magic to bound him down!

"No escape handsome!" Then she nuzzled him.

"Please Ponytron, don't do this!"

"Sorry Spike, but you must know that I'm the only pony who'll ever have romantic feelings for you." She told him while rubbing 2 certain scales, and once Spike's 2 minispikes were stiff enough, Pontron rode him like a well....like a horse!


"Raped by a monster, Trixie wonders how Beauty and the Beast felt when that happened to her! Ha, ha, ruining fairy tales for the win! Now give Trixie the next letter."

Meanwhile in Canterlot, Veetrix got-up after being defeated!

"Panzer...you're not going to get away!"

Meanwhile on the new train the 5 took, a certain elf hero & red caped Italian man walked-up to Fatboi.

"Mario & Link?"

"Hello Sir Fatboi, I'm here to teach you my Triforce Slash Final Smash, and my friend Mario here wants to teach you his fireball technique!"