Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.2: I Really Hate My Sister!

by trahzo

Chapter 2: You're One Crazy Bitch!

"Hm...Today we shall be shipping Spike with The Mane-iac!"

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Spike was watching (Episode) Brave 47 of Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger!

"Whoa, Dogold is teaming-up with Utchy? Oh snap, they killed Endorf!"

Just then, a comic book appeared!

"Huh? Hey, this is the comic where me and my friends defeated the Mane-iac!"

Just then a tendril, burst out of the comic, then a bunch more!

"Oh, I don't like this!"

"MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'm back!"

"AH, IT'S THE MANE-IAC!"

"Oh, well, well, well, if it isn't Spike, or should I say...Humdrum?"

"Whuh? How did you..."

"Your voice! Now, come here you!"

"What do you want from me?"

She then started looking at him with bedroom eyes.

"To marry you!"

"WHAT!?"

"The final issue of the Power Ponies?"

"Oh yeah, in the end, after you helped us defeat Shadow Falcon, *gulp*, Mane-iac decided to stop being evil, then Humdrum and Mane-iac, got married!"

"Right, now come my darling, I shall round-up all of your friends so they can witness us get married!"

So, The Mane 6, Shogun Deezutra, the CMC, Mecha Rainbow Dash, Blueberry Hill, Your pet mouse, The Mayor, A fish, Soundspeed (I'm a fan of his reaction videos!), ACRacebest, Lightning Mcqueen, The AVGN, Nostalgia Critic, you, and a bunch of others, why is Garble here, oh yeah, he heard there was cake and decided to just be there for the cake! So, they all watched Spike and the Mane-iac all get married against their will!

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"That was a rather fast story, but hopefully, the next story will be more interesting! Next Letter if you'd please."

Author's Note:

Blueberry Hill was the name of this girl from a joke my sister told me once! Alright, so this is how the joke went, this one boy entered class naked, and the teacher asked why he was late! he said he was on Blueberry Hill. Then another boy came in and the teacher asked him the same thing and he said he too was on Blueberry Hill. Then once again, a 3rd naked boy says he was on Blueberry Hill as well, finally, a naked girl comes in, the teacher asks her what her name is & she says that her name is Blueberry Hill!

Comments

[Blood Brandy]

I think the joke is supposed to be "They were on Blueberry Hill"

[panzerbrony]

not bad

[Nosnibor0909]

angry video game nerd? WTF!