Rainbow Dash just wants a bottle of Dr. Pony from the vending machine. Is that too much to ask?

A romance story with Twilight and Trixie, based in a world where Twilight and Trixie are a couple, and get together in secret to go on dates.

Princess Luna, carrying out her normal duties of watching over the dreams of her subjects, comes across one of a more intimate variety. Normally unfazed by such dreams, this one embarrasses her into leaving quickly. Despite her decision to never think about the dream again—like always—she can't help but remember a single detail from it. A detail so strange she feels the need to talk to the dreamer about it. Unfortunately, she doesn't know who the dreamer was.

Awkwardness ensues.

For more story, read: One Day in the Life of Princess Celestia
For more awkward comedy (and story), read: Everypony Knows About the Wet Dream

This story is how Alex Mackenzie has an unfaithful and unexpected encounter of an alternate world set aside from his, he tells of his life being "not that interesting", and he suddenly stumbles upon an odd doll once he was taking out the trash. The rest of the story should tell you the rest as you read along the way and he tours and helps anypony all around the areas of Equestria, probably around unknown dimensions! This fan fiction, to me of course, is a one of a kind turn around and continuation of everything has or hasn't recently occurred in Equestria, unraveled until he walks in. Not to mention I've created a few of my own original ponies as well, they'll be posted up as they're introduced within the series. I hope you enjoy this story I've put together!

NOW WITH LESS TYPOS IN THE CURRENT CHAPTERS! ^o^

>>>[ Extras Updated 9/2/14]
>>>[Updates for this fan fiction and various others will be anonymous for now, forgive me! Q~Q]

Kevin was a human, and then he ends up in Equestria. Oh, he’s still a human; sorry if that came off as unclear.

Anyway, he ends up in Equestria, a land inhabited by strange creatures… That is, the creatures aren’t particularly strange, but their ability to speak English is.

Ugh, never mind… Just read the story.

A one-shot parody of common clichés in the “Human in Equestria” genre.

This is just me having fun. No offense is meant to any author whose story contains any of the story elements that I parody here.