Princess Luna, carrying out her normal duties of watching over the dreams of her subjects, comes across one of a more intimate variety. Normally unfazed by such dreams, this one embarrasses her into leaving quickly. Despite her decision to never think about the dream again—like always—she can't help but remember a single detail from it. A detail so strange she feels the need to talk to the dreamer about it. Unfortunately, she doesn't know who the dreamer was.
Awkwardness ensues.
For more story, read: One Day in the Life of Princess Celestia
For more awkward comedy (and story), read: Everypony Knows About the Wet Dream
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Curse you! Now the word half looks totally weird...
Eh... nice story though.
This was such an awkward story, it was so funny though! I couldn't stop smiling throughout the entire thing!
And that 'half' thing in the author's note happened to me this morning about the word 'sky'... wierd...
I'm not entirely sure what I was expecting, but whatever it was, this was better. Well done.
I am totally stealing Princess Sunnybutt.
One of my recent chapters had Spike name Twilight as Princess Sparkbutt, so when I saw the character and Romance tags on this one, I had to check it out. Good show! Funny throughout and believable.
That ending. That. Ending. Winning!
When I saw the title i THOUGHT, "i HOPE IT ISN'T WHAT i AM THINKING OF, i HOPE IT IS A DREAM ABOUT WATER." I was wrong, can't wait to read though. Also, I had caps on and am too lazy to fix it.
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Lawlz!
Sunnybutt....
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I was expecting a clop, but this is fine. I do enjoy this.
Oh god yes. Yes god oh!
Was feeling a mite depressed... This fixed that... HALFway (Eh? Eh? Yeah, no.)
~Skeeter The Lurker
Spot on!
What a great short!.
Hey, now I need to go look for a good "Princess Luna invades the dreams of ponies" fic.
I'm gonna read this.
that was funny
ha ha ha! genious! pure, twisted, hila
irious genious!
ha ha ha! genious! pure, twisted, hilairious genious!
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Well, hopefully this story has a long half-life (get it?).
This was too funny...
I want to see the full dream.
this story was hilariouse, funny, lauph-inducing, and above all, demanding of a sequal, or similar work.
2357776 My thoughtsd exactly
Princess Sunnybutt? Amusing nickname headcanon established.
I'm Atlas, and I have a thing for jewish cowgirls.
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I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways.
Huh, I was sure the dream would be twilight's....but rarity?
Excellent story though, truly....interesting.
well.... I read it.
not sure what I read, but I read it all the same.
Luna has a front row seat to pornographic dreams every night. Hilarious...
I just thouight of something. Since Luna sees dreams in the night, does Celestia watch daydreams?
2361258Pewwww. Mind blown.
Fuck... I'm going to be afraid to dream now.
Okay. Lesson learned. Never going to have another wet dream again.
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Why rarity?
Wy?
Nothing else must be said, goodbye
Great story btw!
LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all I have to say. I died, multiple times, of laughter. This was a truly wonderful read.
Oh good lord, that ending! It was hilarious!
Oh, what I wouldn't give to see that dream...
This had me laughing the whole time and kept me guessing
I never saw that coming, but I really should have. Great story! 
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I was gonna go for princess sunnybutt and princess mooner
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That was... Was... AMAZING! I loved everything about it, and I sincerely hope that you make more of this!
One mistake. ONE. MISTAKE.
Celesta's
PRINCESS SUNNYBUTT!!
I have made my point.
My hopes for Twilestia ruined!
Cute story though. Certainly better than expected. Despite my crushing heartbreak.
I admit, Rarity probably does have the best dreams.
Holy Feature Box, Batman! You all don't know how surprising it is to get home from work and see this many updates... (honestly, it wasn't surprising, I checked from my phone. I just waited until I had a keyboard to post a reply)
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Excellent. The name Princess Sunnybutt will be seen in all corners of the fandom! *Maniacal laughter*
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I'm glad I could at least help you to feel halfway better.
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Just type or say another word a few dozen times and suddenly it won't seem like a real word anymore.
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I think it happens to everyone from time to time.
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TwiLuna? Imma have to check that out... *read later*
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I really thought about writing a story about a dream that involved swimming or something when I came up with the title idea, but I ultimately decided against it (obviously).
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Um... I did rate it Teen... So...
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11 times, including author's notes, but not including comments.
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Um...
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Oh! Yes, I see. Quite. Glad you like it.
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Seriously though, I hope so too. Everyone must know of the glory of Princess Sunnybutt!
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What? You mean you didn't want to have to explain to them what you were laughing about?
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I'm sure many (myself included) would like to see that whole dream. I, however, don't intend to write it.
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Well it seems the only thing she really had a problem with is Twilight and Celestia together. She sees all kinds of dreams all the time (even participates on occasion), so as long as you don't mind if she watches...
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Yeah, I figured it would be too obvious to make it Twilight, but Rarity in a foursome with Princesses? I could see her dreaming about that.
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All hail.
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well.... I wrote it.
not sure what I wrote, but I wrote it all the same.
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I know, right?
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I thought about that, but I believe not. I think she actually just watches everything you do in real life on a series of television screens in the Matrix.
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If you really mean "Why Rarity?" it's because she longs so much to be "in" with those particular ponies, that combined with the book she may or may not have been telling the truth about reading, she's likely to have those kinds of dreams.
On the other hand, if you actually meant "Why, Rarity?" she already gave an answer to that to Luna, and it was more honest of an answer than she would give to any of us.
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Did you have paramedics standing by while you read so they could revive you each time, and every time they did you went against their advice and kept reading, so you died once again?
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I misspelled Celestia! Fixed it, thanks.
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There is still hope! As Luna pointed out, Celestia at least may be interested, despite the disastrous political consequences which would be, of course, disastrous. Politically.
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(and all the rest of you I already replied to) Thank you, I'm ever so glad you at least halfway enjoyed this. All your favorites and comments helped my workday (night, technically) be much more awesome than it would have been otherwise.
Also, do you think it was funny enough to warrant a [Comedy] tag? I wasn't sure, so I didn't use one.
100 more people read this story while I was replying to comments here.
[Resonding to the comment from Late_To_The_Party] Nah, I was just at a library reading and, it'd be rude to just to so randomly laugh ( sadly I can't do it there T~T")....I mean who wouldn' laugh at "Get to the bottom of this Princess Sunnybutt mystery"...lolz
2362703 Twilight appreciates your respect for the library.
2362598 Twilestia being politically a problem depends on whether you think lesbianism is a point of contention in Equestria. Since they are no longer student and teacher and Twilight is certainly implied to have become of age by this point I really see no problem with the relationship beyond that from a political perspective.
And yes, I will be calling her Sunnybutt from now on.
2362906 Nah, I don't really think it would be disastrous, I just really enjoyed having Luna think it would be. Many ponies might have a problem with it, for either the lesbianism or the recent departure from the teacher/student relationship, but that's their problem. I suspect some may go so far as to claim that the relationship had actually existed for some time, and Celestia crowning Twilight a princess was a direct result of that relationship, which they have finally decided to make public. So while it could cause problems, they probably wouldn't be disastrous.
2362922 actually, I am part of an RP that is addressing that very last problem right now. But yes, I could see that aspect being an issue, as well as the student teacher romance aspect. Which is why I think they'd wait to go public until the whole thing had a chance to develop. As to the first issue, this story doesn't really seem to present it as odd that it was two mares Rarity dreamed about, so I assume in this 'verse at least it isn't a major point of contention. Let sail the ship!
That was excellent.
I haven't actually read any fanfiction in a while--note sure what made me start up again with "Princess Luna Visits a Wet Dream" 
Either way, you did an excellent job having the characters stay in-character, and I loved your interpretation of Luna. Thumbs up!
You did a fantastic job. I thoroughly enjoyed your characterization of Luna.
Excellent work. Witty ( loved the meta Joke about Rarity and Luna's voices)and very well written.
lol that ending
Rarity into reading dirty stuff...
Is this really a surprise to any of you?
Silver out!
Just like Luna I was fully prepared to leave until I caught mention of "Princess Sunnybutt" and couldn't stop laughing at it. After that I knew I had to finish it.