The princesses gave their magic to Twilight to prevent Tirek from stealing it. As a result, they end up stuck in Tartarus.

Marvelous place, Tartarus. Really brings ponies together. The fact that things manage to go downhill here says a lot about the wonders of family and alicornhood.

Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI

Audio Drama by Espa_Roba_5 and Ajvasquezbrony28
Live reading by The Living Library
Live reading by Astro-Brony

Proofread by Octavia Harmony

Princess Celestia, tired of the constant pressure that ruling a nation puts on her, decides to take a day off and let Luna take her responsibilities for a day, something the younger alicorn is more than happy to do. She disguises herself as a pink maned pegasus pony named Sunny Skies and decides to go walking around Canterlot without any supervision. Unfortunately for her, not all parts of Canterlot are as safe as the palace, and she finds herself at the wrong end of a gang of muggers, who decide to kidnap her for a ransom when they see how much money she has on her.

Luna freaks out.

Celestia thinks it's hilarious.

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Featured on Equestria Daily 8/15/13

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Edited wonderfully by sqarishoctagon and Cloud Hop

Updated cover art by Dominatore

Celestia has had enough of half-arsed promises from her loyal subjects. It's time to wear a different hat.

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When a mishap occurs with Celestia's bathroom scale, an ancient protocol that may just doom Equestria is set into motion. With the entire palace staff now conspiring against her, the sun goddess must not only contend mountains of paper work, dancing celery sticks, and steroid pumped stallions, but a sister who will take this chance to torture Celestia any way she can as payback for her banishment. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!

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Heroes are noble, brave, and hold honor that gives others reason to look up to them.

Cloak and Dagger hold none of these qualities, but that's why they aren't heroes. Both ponies are part of the Blackguards, a group that works to make sure that the victory over the bad guys stays a victory in the long run. That is if they can stop arguing for five seconds to actually do their jobs.

This story takes place all over the timeline of MLP, with the first chapter being set after Luna is freed of being Nightmare Moon.

What happens when something crafted by a creature with no real care for material things is taken from him? Nopony else knew the answer either. But they found out. Oh... They found out.

Rated 'Everyone' because EVERYONE needs a good knock in the teeth!

Enjoy!

Featured on Equestria Daily April 2, 2015! *face melts*

Princess Twilight Sparkle is kidnapped! What do we do? Explosives? Check! All the royalty (Minus Twilight, she got kidnapped)? Check! The royal guard? Check! A telepathic web? Check! Bad puns? Check! Making jokes about Double Rainboom? Check! Checks? Check! Lesbian porn scenes with your parents? Che... Wait what?
But no, I wrote this story, and it sucked. Then I wrote it again, it didn't suck so much! Then I wrote a second chapter! That's about it. Third chapter! It also probably sucks!

Additional tags: Action
Additional Characters: Other, OC
Also the comedy tag isn't through the entire story. It appears occasionally.

Celestia can't sleep so she goes to see Twilight, then Luna joins them, and Twilight invites cadence over, all due to a fuzzy feeling in their stomachs. Rated teen for a couple swear words, and some references to holes in hooves.

Princess Luna's Lunar Stallions kidnap Twilight Sparkle when they see how lonely Luna is, and give her to the Princess as a gift. Nightmare Moon emerges from Princess Luna's psyche during the sleepover. The dark goddess would love nothing more than to have the beautiful mare all to herself, and the resulting chaos forces Celestia to call a psychologist to sort out Luna's multiple personalities.

Princess Twilight sets up a war game for the Royal Canterlot and Crystal Empire guards. By kidnapping Luna and Cadance.

The guards thought she knew the rules. They thought she knew the guard manual backwards and forwards.

Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom re-write the manual... and conquer Equestria.

Edited by Noble Thought.

Cover art: Princess Predicament by radiantrealm

One hundred percent approved by Twilight's Library (also approved by Discord).