Featured In22

More Stories3

  • E Dis Immortalis

    Tightly wrapped are the chains of immortality. To live forever is the greatest gift and curse.
    18,009 words · 1,992 views  ·  106  ·  1
  • E Scratch'd

    Vinyl Scratch comes down with a case of musicians block that only her friend Octavia can fix.
    5,087 words · 781 views  ·  65  ·  1
  • E Kolomboi

    "Our Mother, who art the Sun, blessed by thy gaze."
    1,218 words · 1,082 views  ·  33  ·  2

Blog Posts56

  • 12w, 1d
    Baltimore, here I come!

    That's right ladies and gentlemen, everyone's favorite, and strangely absent, procrastinator is attending Bronycon 2014 this year! WOOT~

    So I'm a smidgen late with the announcement (only 19 hours until the thing actually starts!) but hey... better late than never, right? I will be attending all three days of the Con and sitting in on numerous writing panels, taking notes like a chump. That, and I'll be completely lost so...

    Look for the guy with the South Jersey accent! Come up and say, because it would be great to meet the tons of awesome people I've gotten to know on this site and in the community! Scold me in person for not updating and sitting on the next finished chapter and half completed stories like a greedy dragon! My precious... lovely stories... THEY'RE MINE, I TELL YOU!

    Ahem. Sorry, where was I?


    So just to confirm... just graduated college this year debt free. Check. Completed that novel I've been planning on writing since I was in eighth grade. Checkish... still needs a solid editor. Won the scholarship and was accepted into the number one school for my field in the country. Check.

    Needless to say, this doesn't leave a lot of writing time in the mix. So I figured this con is just a route as any to throw myself back into the pony mix and get reinspired! The excitement! The comedy! The shipping~<3

    See you ponies there!

    3 comments · 90 views
  • 67w, 3d
    Do you like chainsaws?

    3 comments · 250 views
  • 68w, 1d
    Happy 4th of July Everybony!

    6 comments · 174 views
  • 74w, 2d
    Something that might drastically increase my productivity....

    Amazon Kindle to pay for Fanfiction?

    May 22, 2013-Today, Amazon Publishing announces Kindle Worlds, the first commercial publishing platform that will enable any writer to create fan fiction based on a range of original stories and characters and earn royalties for doing so. Amazon Publishing has secured licenses from Warner Bros. Television Group's Alloy Entertainment division for its New York Times best-selling book series Gossip Girl, by Cecily von Ziegesar; Pretty Little Liars, by Sara Shepard; and Vampire Diaries, by L.J. Smith; and plans to announce more licenses soon. Through these licenses, Kindle Worlds will allow any writer to publish authorized stories inspired by these popular Worlds and make them available for readers to purchase in the Kindle Store.

    Amazon Publishing will pay royalties to both the rights holders of the Worlds and the author. The standard author's royalty rate (for works of at least 10,000 words) will be 35% of net revenue. As with all titles from Amazon Publishing, Kindle Worlds will base net revenue off of sales price-rather than the lower, industry standard of wholesale price-and royalties will be paid monthly.

    In addition, with the launch of Kindle Worlds, Amazon Publishing will pilot an experimental new program for particularly short works-between 5,000 and 10,000 words. For these short stories-typically priced under one dollar-Amazon will pay the royalties for the World's rights holder and pay authors a digital royalty of 20%.

    ...how are we suppose to feel about this?

    Because I'm conflicted.

    What are your takes?

    18 comments · 268 views
  • 79w, 20h
    Your prolonged dose of Slice of Life...

    7 comments · 356 views
  • ...

When a mishap occurs with Celestia's bathroom scale, an ancient protocol that may just doom Equestria is set into motion.  With the entire palace staff now conspiring against her, the sun goddess must not only contend mountains of paper work, dancing celery sticks, and steroid pumped stallions, but a sister who will take this chance to torture Celestia any way she can as payback for her banishment. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!

Now with TVTropes page! :http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/ASliceOfLife

First Published
3rd Feb 2012
Last Modified
23rd Apr 2013
#1 · 142w, 18h ago · 1 · · Chapter 1 ·

NOT THE ROYAL DIET!:raritydespair:

I love it >:D

#3 · 142w, 18h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Ok...that was pretty funny. Tracking.

#4 · 142w, 17h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh, boy. The Royal Diet. I gotta track this.

#5 · 142w, 16h ago · 1 · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh my. Should I be worried?

#6 · 142w, 16h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This is so tracked.  :pinkiehappy:

#7 · 142w, 15h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:derpytongue2: tracking this

#8 · 142w, 15h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Ha! Hilarious. Nice work. Trrrrrrracked.

#9 · 142w, 15h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This is hilarious sir. Keep up the good work. And I think you got it right, Equestria be screwed.

#10 · 142w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:rainbowlaugh:oh wow

#11 · 142w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

... Must... READ... More... Why do I get Ram Sea was inspired by a certain angry chef?:ajsmug:

#12 · 142w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Welp, we're f*cked.

If anypony needs me, I'll be hiding on the moon.

#13 · 142w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

We're bucked.

#14 · 142w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I've only read the description and I'm tracking!

Time to get the party started like Twilight Sparkle on Reshelving Day!

#15 · 142w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This gun b good. :coolphoto:

#16 · 142w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Just finished Chapter 1... :facehoof: We're bucked. :eeyup:

#17 · 142w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Celestia, on a diet? Equestria is doomed indeed. :raritydespair:

#18 · 142w, 14h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

somepony hold me :applecry:

im so scared :raritycry:

#19 · 142w, 13h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

i read Ram Sea's voice in Robin Williams's Scotsman acent

#20 · 142w, 13h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Why no slice of life tag?

#22 · 142w, 13h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·


I read his voice like the Demoman from TF2 sounds a lot better. But, yeah... an already unhappy Princess now having to go on a Diet? The world is doomed.

#24 · 142w, 12h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I will mourn Mr. Brushy. Here lies a gallant tooth bush who worked hard to fight plaque and brighten the smile of the goddess. Sadly he sacrificed himself to the the solar Princess. He will be missed by his friends floss, mouthwash and Colgate.

Peace Out.

Also the chef was great.

#25 · 142w, 11h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Everypony's doomed!

I love it! :trollestia: Haha, the poor Princess.

#26 · 142w, 11h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·


I can't even BEGIN to describe how much win is contained in those words. Have a mustache. :moustache:

#27 · 142w, 11h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh boy. Derpy and Pinkie are going to be mooned. They'll show up, eat a muffin/cupcake in front of her, or maybe some brownies or peanut butter fudge, and Celestia will snap! :pinkiegasp:

Tracking harder than a fox hunt!

#29 · 142w, 11h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Can't wait for Celestia's inevitable meltdown. There's berserker rage, and then there's Celestia when she's mad.

#30 · 142w, 11h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>184782 i think you just jinxed it :pinkiecrazy:


#31 · 142w, 10h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

well shit, tracked.

#32 · 142w, 10h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I was grinning like a moron the entire way :rainbowlaugh:

#33 · 142w, 9h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I hope Applejack planted lots of celery seeds after Winter Wrap-Up, 'cause we're gonna need 'em! Red alert, it's Operation Celestia Is A Big Fatty McFatpony! :pinkiehappy:

#34 · 142w, 9h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh god, the Chef alone got me to track it. But then! There was the rest of the Chapter that I had to read!

Instantly made this dull and dreary day 20%, no....80% better!:yay:

I read Ram Sea in my best Scottish Accent, and my god, so many times I had to stop to keep my laughter down to continue

#35 · 142w, 9h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

*clasps hooves.* proceed...

#36 · 142w, 9h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

We're doomed




#37 · 142w, 9h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This story looks very promising.

Nightmare Moon approves

I look forward to read more :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

#39 · 142w, 8h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:facehoof: Oh good god... The princesses are acting infantile! And that's what makes them so endearing here, this should be good.

#40 · 142w, 8h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh.......dear......Luna. We're all gonna die aren't we? I don't wanna die, there's so much I have left to live for. WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!11!/?!:raritycry::raritydespair::raritycry::raritydespair:

In all seriousness the was hilarious and I can't wait for more.:twilightsmile:

#42 · 142w, 7h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:trollestia: Diet? Bitch, please.

Those pounds are going straight to the moon.


#43 · 142w, 7h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

That was frickin' beautiful.

Except you need to work on subject-verb agreement with Luna.


#44 · 142w, 7h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

You, sir, are a truly gifted author and a comedic genius besides.

I will track this will every fiber of my being.

#45 · 142w, 6h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

ROYAL DIET!!! Celestia got flank

#46 · 142w, 6h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Best line in Chapter 1? "Screw decorum. This was a birthright." This line, as well as many others, had me laughing out loud. Good job. Very little fan-fictions actually make my laugh out loud. Even some of my own stories don't do that.:pinkiehappy:

#47 · 142w, 6h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Aw...Shit.....How fucked are we?

Um...The world's biggest dick doesn't begin to describe it sir.

Eat. Eat while you can my boy.....

Seriously though. I'm tracking this shit....House-like princess living with teen like princess? yeah...I see an epic fight somewhere.

#48 · 142w, 5h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

The Royal Diet? Well, looks like Celestia... *puts on sun glasses*...has got some weight to carry.


#49 · 142w, 5h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>184326 I'll do the same. If you can find a good hiding spot, I'll provide the Saturn V, since I don't think the Elements of Harmony will let us get there that way.

#50 · 142w, 5h ago · · · Chapter 1 ·


We could always hide in the Ark. It's on the dark side so they'll never find us there.

0 9135 305256
Login or register to comment