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  • 16w, 36m
    Baltimore, here I come!

    That's right ladies and gentlemen, everyone's favorite, and strangely absent, procrastinator is attending Bronycon 2014 this year! WOOT~

    So I'm a smidgen late with the announcement (only 19 hours until the thing actually starts!) but hey... better late than never, right? I will be attending all three days of the Con and sitting in on numerous writing panels, taking notes like a chump. That, and I'll be completely lost so...

    Look for the guy with the South Jersey accent! Come up and say, because it would be great to meet the tons of awesome people I've gotten to know on this site and in the community! Scold me in person for not updating and sitting on the next finished chapter and half completed stories like a greedy dragon! My precious... lovely stories... THEY'RE MINE, I TELL YOU!

    Ahem. Sorry, where was I?


    So just to confirm... just graduated college this year debt free. Check. Completed that novel I've been planning on writing since I was in eighth grade. Checkish... still needs a solid editor. Won the scholarship and was accepted into the number one school for my field in the country. Check.

    Needless to say, this doesn't leave a lot of writing time in the mix. So I figured this con is just a route as any to throw myself back into the pony mix and get reinspired! The excitement! The comedy! The shipping~<3

    See you ponies there!

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  • 71w, 1d
    Do you like chainsaws?

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    Happy 4th of July Everybony!

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  • 78w, 22h
    Something that might drastically increase my productivity....

    Amazon Kindle to pay for Fanfiction?

    May 22, 2013-Today, Amazon Publishing announces Kindle Worlds, the first commercial publishing platform that will enable any writer to create fan fiction based on a range of original stories and characters and earn royalties for doing so. Amazon Publishing has secured licenses from Warner Bros. Television Group's Alloy Entertainment division for its New York Times best-selling book series Gossip Girl, by Cecily von Ziegesar; Pretty Little Liars, by Sara Shepard; and Vampire Diaries, by L.J. Smith; and plans to announce more licenses soon. Through these licenses, Kindle Worlds will allow any writer to publish authorized stories inspired by these popular Worlds and make them available for readers to purchase in the Kindle Store.

    Amazon Publishing will pay royalties to both the rights holders of the Worlds and the author. The standard author's royalty rate (for works of at least 10,000 words) will be 35% of net revenue. As with all titles from Amazon Publishing, Kindle Worlds will base net revenue off of sales price-rather than the lower, industry standard of wholesale price-and royalties will be paid monthly.

    In addition, with the launch of Kindle Worlds, Amazon Publishing will pilot an experimental new program for particularly short works-between 5,000 and 10,000 words. For these short stories-typically priced under one dollar-Amazon will pay the royalties for the World's rights holder and pay authors a digital royalty of 20%. are we suppose to feel about this?

    Because I'm conflicted.

    What are your takes?

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  • 82w, 6d
    Your prolonged dose of Slice of Life...

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  • ...

When a mishap occurs with Celestia's bathroom scale, an ancient protocol that may just doom Equestria is set into motion.  With the entire palace staff now conspiring against her, the sun goddess must not only contend mountains of paper work, dancing celery sticks, and steroid pumped stallions, but a sister who will take this chance to torture Celestia any way she can as payback for her banishment. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!

Now with TVTropes page! :

First Published
3rd Feb 2012
Last Modified
23rd Apr 2013
#1 · 145w, 6d ago · 1 · · Chapter 1 ·

NOT THE ROYAL DIET!:raritydespair:

I love it >:D

#3 · 145w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Ok...that was pretty funny. Tracking.

#4 · 145w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh, boy. The Royal Diet. I gotta track this.

#5 · 145w, 6d ago · 1 · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh my. Should I be worried?

#6 · 145w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This is so tracked.  :pinkiehappy:

#7 · 145w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:derpytongue2: tracking this

#8 · 145w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Ha! Hilarious. Nice work. Trrrrrrracked.

#9 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This is hilarious sir. Keep up the good work. And I think you got it right, Equestria be screwed.

#10 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:rainbowlaugh:oh wow

#11 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

... Must... READ... More... Why do I get Ram Sea was inspired by a certain angry chef?:ajsmug:

#12 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Welp, we're f*cked.

If anypony needs me, I'll be hiding on the moon.

#13 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

We're bucked.

#14 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I've only read the description and I'm tracking!

Time to get the party started like Twilight Sparkle on Reshelving Day!

#15 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This gun b good. :coolphoto:

#16 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Just finished Chapter 1... :facehoof: We're bucked. :eeyup:

#17 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Celestia, on a diet? Equestria is doomed indeed. :raritydespair:

#18 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

somepony hold me :applecry:

im so scared :raritycry:

#19 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

i read Ram Sea's voice in Robin Williams's Scotsman acent

#20 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Why no slice of life tag?

#22 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·


I read his voice like the Demoman from TF2 sounds a lot better. But, yeah... an already unhappy Princess now having to go on a Diet? The world is doomed.

#24 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I will mourn Mr. Brushy. Here lies a gallant tooth bush who worked hard to fight plaque and brighten the smile of the goddess. Sadly he sacrificed himself to the the solar Princess. He will be missed by his friends floss, mouthwash and Colgate.

Peace Out.

Also the chef was great.

#25 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Everypony's doomed!

I love it! :trollestia: Haha, the poor Princess.

#26 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·


I can't even BEGIN to describe how much win is contained in those words. Have a mustache. :moustache:

#27 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh boy. Derpy and Pinkie are going to be mooned. They'll show up, eat a muffin/cupcake in front of her, or maybe some brownies or peanut butter fudge, and Celestia will snap! :pinkiegasp:

Tracking harder than a fox hunt!

#29 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Can't wait for Celestia's inevitable meltdown. There's berserker rage, and then there's Celestia when she's mad.

#30 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>184782 i think you just jinxed it :pinkiecrazy:

#31 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

well shit, tracked.

#32 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I was grinning like a moron the entire way :rainbowlaugh:

#33 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

I hope Applejack planted lots of celery seeds after Winter Wrap-Up, 'cause we're gonna need 'em! Red alert, it's Operation Celestia Is A Big Fatty McFatpony! :pinkiehappy:

#34 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh god, the Chef alone got me to track it. But then! There was the rest of the Chapter that I had to read!

Instantly made this dull and dreary day 20%, no....80% better!:yay:

I read Ram Sea in my best Scottish Accent, and my god, so many times I had to stop to keep my laughter down to continue

#35 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

*clasps hooves.* proceed...

#36 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

We're doomed




#37 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

This story looks very promising.

Nightmare Moon approves

I look forward to read more :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

#39 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:facehoof: Oh good god... The princesses are acting infantile! And that's what makes them so endearing here, this should be good.

#40 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Oh.......dear......Luna. We're all gonna die aren't we? I don't wanna die, there's so much I have left to live for. WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!11!/?!:raritycry::raritydespair::raritycry::raritydespair:

In all seriousness the was hilarious and I can't wait for more.:twilightsmile:

#42 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

:trollestia: Diet? Bitch, please.

Those pounds are going straight to the moon.


#43 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

That was frickin' beautiful.

Except you need to work on subject-verb agreement with Luna.


#44 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

You, sir, are a truly gifted author and a comedic genius besides.

I will track this will every fiber of my being.

#45 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

ROYAL DIET!!! Celestia got flank

#46 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Best line in Chapter 1? "Screw decorum. This was a birthright." This line, as well as many others, had me laughing out loud. Good job. Very little fan-fictions actually make my laugh out loud. Even some of my own stories don't do that.:pinkiehappy:

#47 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

Aw...Shit.....How fucked are we?

Um...The world's biggest dick doesn't begin to describe it sir.

Eat. Eat while you can my boy.....

Seriously though. I'm tracking this shit....House-like princess living with teen like princess? yeah...I see an epic fight somewhere.

#48 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

The Royal Diet? Well, looks like Celestia... *puts on sun glasses*...has got some weight to carry.


#49 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·

>>184326 I'll do the same. If you can find a good hiding spot, I'll provide the Saturn V, since I don't think the Elements of Harmony will let us get there that way.

#50 · 145w, 5d ago · · · Chapter 1 ·


We could always hide in the Ark. It's on the dark side so they'll never find us there.

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