A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
YAY! IT'S HERE!
I love this series. It's easily my all-time favorite MLP fic.
I think you forgot something....
Wow, part two was a short read.
Oh, I get it! This chapter represents the power of imagination! It's whatever we want it to be! Is imagination like the 7th element of harmony or something?
Wait, no. That's just me being stupid. Yeah, I think we've got a few words missing here.
Please update it here. I've already read all the new ones on EQD, but having it posted here will give me another reason to reread it.
Yeah, I'm with Sgt. Brony on this. Spread the Progresslove!
Oh come on, when will the next update be.
It's only a model...
Come, knights. Let us RIDE, to, CANTERLOT!
We're Knights of the Round Table,
We prance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With hoofwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Canterlot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
Our shows, they are, formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Canterlot,
We sing from the diaphragm
In war we're tough and able,
Between our quests we wear sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Stable.
It's a busy life in Canterlot,
I have to pull the pram a lot.
You know what? On second thought, it is a silly place...
Monty Neighthon and the Holy oatpail
>>1593315933 something for your reading torture- I mean, pleasure, whilest you await the updating from our esteemed author. All Hail!
Y U NO UPDATE? IT EASY! U JUST COPY PASTA FROM OTHER SIGHT, AND THEN USE ROYAL KENTARLOT VOCALIZER TO GET IT HERE
'Luna versus Baseball' has the funniest ending
IT'S HERE NOW?!
That will be all.
Yes! This is the fic that basically characterized Luna months before she was actually characterized. Automatic five stars.
'Progress' updated? I think I must be living in some weird, alternate dimension.
Dude, there's almost 30 chapters. They're just on fanfiction.net instead of here.
I know; I just never expected it to updated again here.
I've had some issues with FIMFiction.net, but I'm happy to report they've been resolved. So now I'm posting all of the Progress chapters and all my other Pony fics to this site as well!
I love this fanfic! You deserve more!
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!
I for one, feel that there's been a distinct lack of "progress" these days. More please!
Lmao this is my favorite chapter.
This was such a comedic and light hearted story! I would love to see more from this.
Yosh! I can't wait for more update!
I read this about an hour ago, and I can't get this Mr.Rogers theme out of my head.
This "sister" comment needs to be returned to at some point.
FInally!! FINALLY! A whole new reason for me to re-read 'Progress' again! And again! And maybe one more time! And then once more! And... Well, you get the idea...
It's the most awesome story containing Luna EVER.
To everypony: If you still haven't read it, READ IT IMMEDIATELY.
To Mr. Talon: Thank you for being awesome again, and... Wait... Where is Luna-Do-Well, eh? Don't say you won't continue Luna VS Vigilantism... I won't be able to bear it...
I wanna be his neighbor!
I'm glad Angle got it in the end. Good-for-nothing little varmint...
I hope more gets put up.
Please do. This is a very Scrubs styled fic. Kinda cute.
I felt that bro. Immortal goddesses that remember heroic long lost loves is very heavy. Gives me a good feel. *raises flagon of OJ* To Magnificent! The Stallion that captured the heart of the Moon in a bucket! May his story live till the stars dim and then on!
So I hear the Space part's getting cut. Do you have a revision for this line from the current arc (From Fanfiction.net) "After the whole... Being fired from the Space Program... Thing, I've been working to catch up on other matters of state."
Two chapters in...
Seriously though, how in Discords name do you come to the conclusion that it takes twenty seven minutes to pop popcorn?
I think what happened is that she calculated the time it would take for every kernel to pop, rather than the amount of time to pop as many kernels as possible without burning any.
This is one of the best story series that involve Luna ever! Could you give me advice on how to write a fan fic? Thanks!
*twitch* *twitchtwitch* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHlright I'm fine now. Had to get a primal scream out at that *shades* part, it's become an almost involuntary reaction to them. Onwards to the next chapter!
I love the Pinkiecopter. I hope we see something similar again soon.
I'd watch Ninja Pony Spa Attendants. I'm not sure why, maybe just out of curiousity.
If you get enough Fail...
you get a Win!
Will read more tomorrow :D
"Dealing with Luna at this stage was like dealing with a frightened bird. A frightened, super powered, prudish and insecure bird who could destroy the world, but a frightened bird nonetheless."
One of my favorite quotes of all time.
Can't tell if Trollestia or Molestia....not sure which I prefer.
This is wonderfully cute!
I cant wait to read the rest of the chapters
My pet theory is that the result somehow got multiplied, or failed to be divided by, 10. 2.7 minutes would probably be about right.
never say "whats the worst that can happen" ... ever... EVER...if you value your life.....ever... o.o
I LOL'D SO HARD XD XD XD
MUST READ MOAR!!!
lol dr. whooves XD
My god this story brings so many lulz!!!
Take all my internets!!!
you brilliant genius!!!
o.o jackass + ponies...
my god i love you...
you write amazingly!
SHADOWFAX MY GOD...
AND I THOUGH YOU COULDN'T GET MORE AMAZING!
Fallout: Equestria MOVIE!?!?!
Geeesus your a reference machine!!!!!
also dis made me sad, good job :>
MOAR REFERENCES MOAR HAHAHAHAHA!
you are tying all my fave stories into one epic reference!!
ive said this before, but...
god i love you
btw never read any of the twilight series so i have to draw a blank on that apple reference... ^^!
enjoying this soo much
"CONTINUE TO MAINTAIN YOUR ABOVE AVERAGE SCORING PERCENTAGE!”
loooooooooooooool lolololol looooooooooool
Now A Dr. Who reference, me likey :>
ANGEL YOU EGOTISTICAL B@$!ard
what a jerk....
Sooooooo totally agree with you my good sir
more epic AWESOMNESS!!!!!!
WOOT NINJA SPA PONIES FTW!!
Chainsaw warrior farmers of death... Neato!
That was Nice chapter
I do have to agree, "Progress" is the most amazing... neigh, the most spectacular... no, the most epically astounding and hilarious work of literature In existence involving princess Luna!!!
< MOAR PLEASE!!!
Andrew, you are one of my favorite authors ever! And this story is awesome, so please keep it up!
SPASH PONIES in METAL BOXES
Thank Celestia she destroyed the microwave. That smell of burning popcorn for 27 minutes would be.... awefull....
Oh dear god... Last time she said EEP! She knocked half of Pinkie's house into a low oribit, I wonder what EEEEEEEEEP! is going to do!
Surely I can't be the only one that spots the Doctor Who reference?
Pinkamena approves of these freakouts
Can honestly say... I am LOVING this craziness!!
Very unexpected; I could NOT stop smiling/laughing/snickering
' “AHA! Gentlecolts! You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Sethisto-!” '
Yes, Yes, YES! WOOHOO Pirates reference!!
I just LOST it at “YOU. BROKE. MY. GLASSES.”
Angel was just a devious little devil in here... he SO had that last bit coming his way!
Have some Pinkamena approvals!!
You know..this is some kinda wonderful right here. I'm digging the series so far and I'm glad you added a little.heart string tugging. Just enough to get you hooked into the developing friendship.
This is definitely my favorite chapter, at leats in the "Vs Ponyville saga". I love Luna's fear of baseballs.
Also Enraged Luna is epic. I loved the whole broken glasses bit.
Brilliant. I love this series. One thing I must ask though.
If Rarity didn't know it was Luna, who did she think she was?
Sir. You deserve a reward for this series.
It is amazing.
Probably one of the most. Beautifully designed scenes I've read in a short peice. The fact you added a lovecraft poem to it takes it from a wonderful moment of dusting away her past mistakes and regrets. For a new and better tomorrow, and turns it into an infinitely, deep, and mystical event.
Well done, well frigging done !
You know what made me laugh the most at this? The fact that I was actually listening to Won't Get Fooled Again when I was reading
Luna VS Microwave
Luna uses "curiosity"...
its super effective!!!
Microwave uses "open door"...
Luna uses "thought"...
Luna gets popcorn!!!
Luna uses popcorn/ timer: 27 mins
Microwave is stunned!!!
Luna uses timer 27 min!!!
Microwave gets "turned on"
Microwave uses well...microwave
Luna uses "panic!"
Luna uses "telekinesis"
Microwave gets smashed
Luna learns "a bit about our time
at the expense of a brave microwave"
Luna grown to level 2!!!
The way you had Luna tell the story, was magnificent! Tear jerking in a way, but heart warming in another!
Keep on dreaming!
“And… You were all speaking figuratively...."
Cotton candy and resultant hangover.
Baseball attractor spells.
This is some good stuff.
"Somewhere, a brown pony with an hourglass cutiemark sneezed. Finding the sensation enjoyable, he and his companion headed off to procure some pepper." lolwut?
Lol references references everywhere! DAT king kong
I think that you number came up Luna
Eeh hee hee I remember abou t the trials of marshmallows... Good work sir... Good work...
I'm only two chapters in and I can't stop laughing . . . this bodes well unless I run out of air.
Okay, it's official: You've won the internet for the day.
I thought the king kong trex fight would end with a cry of "TO THE SUN WITH YOU"
I spotted the reference too - season 5 episode 10 - The Lodger
I only just now caught the subtext in Rarity's subtle hug at the end of this chapter. Very smooth.
Wow... I'm not the only Whovian Brony out there. Awesome. And the story was great too!!
“Okay... Okay...” Hoyden sighed and closed his eyes tightly. “Phew... Okay... Most important thing. Never, ever, ever suggest a threesome. No matter how hot it might be. Okay? Okay.” He nodded and smiled. “Okay.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO I almost threw up laughing after that, now my stomach hurts. 10 out of 10
This is absolutely fantastic!