Princess Twilight Sparkle is kidnapped! What do we do? Explosives? Check! All the royalty (Minus Twilight, she got kidnapped)? Check! The royal guard? Check! A telepathic web? Check! Bad puns? Check! Making jokes about Double Rainboom? Check! Checks? Check! Lesbian porn scenes with your parents? Che... Wait what?
But no, I wrote this story, and it sucked. Then I wrote it again, it didn't suck so much! Then I wrote a second chapter! That's about it. Third chapter! It also probably sucks!

Additional tags: Action
Additional Characters: Other, OC
Also the comedy tag isn't through the entire story. It appears occasionally.

Celestia can't sleep so she goes to see Twilight, then Luna joins them, and Twilight invites cadence over, all due to a fuzzy feeling in their stomachs. Rated teen for a couple swear words, and some references to holes in hooves.