"Oh, I don't know what to do,/About this dream and you,/I wish this dream comes true." -Daft Punk, 'Digital Love'

ar·ti·fi·cial in·tel·li·gence (n.) - The theory and development of computer systems able to perform tasks that normally require understanding and comprehension. Twilight Sparkle knows this theoretical realm of science, but never did she think that she would become a teacher for Equestria's first artificial being. And she certainly never imagined that she would develop feelings for it either.

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It had been a very nice day. Ponies worked, played and laughed. Wherever you looked all was well. The young pony, recently given the title of 'Princess' was just sitting out enjoying what life had to offer. Then everything changed, and it did so with a cube...

Lost in a plane completely foreign to her, Twilight Sparkle must use her skills as a leader to guide a whole town to safety. Now is the time the young Alicorn must prove her worth as a leader. Over a thousand ponies are lost to an unforgiving, eternally unchanging world. Can she save them all?

A regular human arrives in Equestria and to most it would be a dream come true. But this human knows pratically nothing about the ponies or their world. With no home to return to, he is forced to brave this new world. So he does what any human in his situation would do. He survives.

Rated teen for swearing, blood and how it gets kinda dark. Written after season two. Updated after season 4.

I should be dead. The chances of me surviving the explosion were 999,999 to 1. But despite the overwhelming impossibility, I live. And yet, I live in a world that I cannot understand, that defies all of the scientific knowledge that I have spent my life accumulating. They tell me that friendship could be a form of magic. I can not believe them. But with nowhere else I can go, I must either make peace with these talking magical ponies...or be destroyed by them. But I know this. The Crystal Empire and those who dwell within it are not ready for the freeze I bring.

My name is Victor Fries. And I am in Equestria.

Mr. Freeze will be based on BtAS and Beyond version. And yes, almost all the chapter names will be terrible puns. This will be shorter than most my stories, but I still think it's just as good. Written after season three.

Karl is a simple man, put off by the thought of anything outside of his comfort zone. For him, a cup of tea at home easily defeat a day of exploration and discovery. So when a routine trip from the corner-shop goes wrong, he is visibly (and so very audibly) displeased. All he wants is to get his biscuits and leave...

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A one-shot for funzies. If you somehow haven't already, go watch Karl be himself in any situation and try not to die of laughter. Here's some examples. Teen for minor swearing.

Through a mishap with a bust up involving Luthor, the Justice League and their nemesis find themselves in the land of Equestria. With the League finding refuge with the mane six and the princesses, Luthor himself allies with an enemy of their own plus many others, giving them an offer the can't refuse. When two heroic sides and two villainous sides cross paths will the balance of harmony in the land be saved or destroyed?

The universe is vast, ever expanding, and full of strange and downright bizarre things. Equestria is about to learn that ponykind isn't alone in the universe and will learn that lesson through the intervention of a powerful being from another world, but don't worry..... Him am not here to help.

Shrek wakes up one day, and goes out to his outhouse to do his daily reading. When he comes out, a whole load of technicolour creatures are waiting outside.

Vinyl Scratch and her donkey companion must reach an onion hidden beneath Canterlot palace, that has remained there for thousands of years, before it's too late. Unfortunately, princess Celestia and her swarm of guards aren't too keen on letting them in.

Prepare your anus, for this is a Shrek crossover

Welcome everybody, my name's Markiplier and this is a short story about one of the worst days of my life. I had to spend twenty-four hours in a world of multicolored ponies and try to survive this chaotic world within the allotted time. Fans, they are many, they are awesome, but sometimes... they're not from our lovely little rock called,"Earth."

I hope you'll enjoy this, but should you find something unsatisfactory about it, well... there's a lot more interesting stories you could be reading. Have a good one.

Keep it cool, Condemned.