Shrek wakes up one day, and goes out to his outhouse to do his daily reading. When he comes out, a whole load of technicolour creatures are waiting outside.
Shrek wakes up one day, and goes out to his outhouse to do his daily reading. When he comes out, a whole load of technicolour creatures are waiting outside.
Stone cold Shreked.
What the hell?
Whatever. Liked and faved. Hilarious.
Thank you, May you ever Procrastinate.
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
,............... two of the mane six are far stronger than shrek physically, and one of them could makethe dragon cry.
4275677 I'm sorry, but in this story ponies are weak and slow.
That's just how it is in the Shrekverse.
4275692 rubs eyesl............... why do so few peple care about actually making a story on this story site?
I didn't even read it, and I favorited it.
4275734 I do that all the time...
Hehe.
4275733 You know, I can't answer that.
>childrens book
apostrofee plsz
shrek/10 would fap to again
4275733 Lord shrek commands it
Shrek is drek.
4276149 Ermergherd It's Jim Kong Nu!
4276187 Kim Jong-un is love, Kim Jong-un is life.
4278201 I love that video. How about..
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Green with envy up in hurr
4275972 Apostrophes are for childrens books, you know in books made for childrens
My sides!
4522714 I have took demz
This story opened my eyes to He who is Shrek.
He is love. He is life.
the beginning of this story made me laugh. so. hard
4560635 Guuud. Guuuuud..
Too random.....
4593421 Hey, thanks for at least telling me what you thought of the story.
4593910 Your welcome. At least it was a trollfic.
This story... This story is MY swamp now
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(Shrek sure likes some kinky shit.)
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THIS IS MAH SWAMP LADDEH
But, m'kay.
GET IN MEH BELLY!!!
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10/10 would read again.
Like Skyrim with Shrek~ IGN
Yep.
4841974 Fers rer der!
4842220 But, something bad happened. The event was called Chairnoble. There was a noble chair, and it fell over.
4847199 And then they got ogre that, but something worse happened! The neighboring country of Russian Equestria invaded the poor new country of Ukraine. Thankfully, at the last minute, Lord Shrek made everything turn to onion. The end.
You know who shrek really is, Shrek is not just a Disney character, Shrek is the ogre lord.Shrek is love, Shrek is life... ALL HAIL SHREK.
4847617 True fact.
4847730 Hail Shrek!
4847730 He's from DreamWorks. -_-
4868329 Hail Yah!
4868330 also, I see what you mean, dreamworks is in fact not Disney, but that's ok, he's still shrek.
SHREK WAS A BAD MOVIE
5446906 HOW DARE YOU! SHREK WAS A MASTERPIECE!
5447108 no it was a horrible movie
Pethetic ogre lovers.
They are parasites, and you worship them like gods.
Your actions shall anger The Council of the Ancients- all mighty rulers of the Internet.
If the madness dose not end... I weep knowing what Elder GABeN shall do to him.
May Gabe and his ban hammer at least show You mercy...
5486032 u piece of bee movie eating shiet