Dude, wheres mah donkey

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#CovalentBonds

Imaj ekspeir'd ;-;

Well, this group is a shrektacular discovery.

Shrok Iss Loff Shrok Iss Liff

Donkeh

> Be 8
> Watching Shrek for the first time
> In love with his erotic movements and odors
> Wish Shrek was real with all my might
> Hear a loud crash in the garden
> It's Shrek, staring at the ground
> "Shrek! You're real! I knew you were real!"
> He doesn't look pleased at all.
> "Whot ees thees sheet lahdee?"
> He pulls out a bed of onions from the dirt
> Oh fuck
> I fall to my knees as Shrek pulls out his massive cock
> "Yee peelin dees layers, I'll peel your's."
> It seems like hours as I orally pleasure him, he then proceeds to put me on all fours.
> I start giving him a butt-job
> After another few hours, my dad comes home from work.
> "Oi, stay heer, Imma be roight back."
> I wait for a while, violated on the ground, but in so much pleasure.
> Shrek comes back, with my father's cock in his hand.
> He then proceeds to use it as a dildo on me.
> "Ye shulduf checked yeself beefore ye shreked yeself."
> Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Hello people (or not people) of the internet! A couple of friends of mine and myself have put together a new brogre Youtube channel! It is called Swamp Stories where we read shrekchan posts. You can shrek it out here! Also, I have put together a script for one where I re-wrote a post and will be my first addition to the channel, if you would like to check it for errors and/or give me some feedback, send me your gmail and I will share it to you on google drive.

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donkey.

Here. Take these. :3

318697 I don't think I've ever seen a profile picture fit a comment so well.

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Nom.

What's our target for members? Are we aiming to surpass Bronies Stand United or something?

309537 Heh heh, members.

317124This one.

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My memory alludes me, sir. Which one, my lord?

317109 The group that I discovered you in.

317108
Which group, my lord?