Karl is a simple man, put off by the thought of anything outside of his comfort zone. For him, a cup of tea at home easily defeat a day of exploration and discovery. So when a routine trip from the corner-shop goes wrong, he is visibly (and so very audibly) displeased. All he wants is to get his biscuits and leave...
-
A one-shot for funzies. If you somehow haven't already, go watch Karl be himself in any situation and try not to die of laughter. Here's some examples. Teen for minor swearing.
Chapters (1)
Oh god that was good. I felt Carl was really in character, I wish there was more.
That's our Karl
I wonder how Ricky would take it? He'd probably get himself turned to stone in 10 minutes
Oh, god I hope this story gets featured!
>inb4 "Fucking orange"
Lol, I hope Ricky Gervais reads this... I doubt he will, but god damn!
Fukken faved
This was brilliant. Perfect portrayal of Karl.
You absolutely nailed Mr Pilkington in this. I wonder what he'd make of people writing MLP crossover fictions starring him?
Holy fuck yes!
1476918 love that lol great
Similar to what I had planned, I was gonna do the Ricky Gervais Show, but Pony based lol. Gonna add to read later.
static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4150821+_69b1ec5c605575fc057b0ca5fa6c01a5.gif
I love you for posting this. I fucking died, although most of jokes make zero sense unless you know about Karl. I felt he was in character, and I could see this being a story he would tell. Travels into another dimension and just shrugs it off, simply wanting his biscuits and tea so he can sit and watch tele with Suzanne.
Hunter C. Creed
Yyou hit the nail on the head... the perfectly round head
1476369
Well, he does still need them digestives, but I dunno if I could make anything interesting out of that.
1476918
Haha, that could not sound more like an extract of something he would say.
1476850 1477017
You guys could not imagine the intensity of my seizures if either one of them were to read it.
Thanks to everyone for the comments and support!
I'd reply to them all... but I'm lazy. And all it would be is "Thank You" over and over. 
Hilarious!
Funny story
PS: Close the quotation in "Do forgive her, I think she is simply confounded by your presence.
1479598 Oops, thanks!
I orgasmed
1485806
I agree, the author of this is some kind of literary prodigy.
I mean... something humble. Ha, thanks!
1488997
Mission accomplished.
Wow! You nailed karl's character! Send this off to ricky, see what he thinks!
I'll be honest, I fave'd this the moment I saw it.
As for the story itself. It had it's brilliant moments, most of which were at the beginning.
Karl was a little out of character though, because he's not really rude about stuff. He's usually polite and doesn't say awkward things unless he's in front of a camera or talking to Ricky.
I'll keep it in fave because it's Karl, but it just didn't come off as perfectly natural to me.
1500360 I totally understand, but I tried not to make him as much rude as just... oblivious... to some of the things he was actually saying. I'm not sure, Karl is an odd character in an even odder situation, I doubt a team of psychologists could properly peel his orange. Thanks for the feedback!
1498594 I agree...it would be funny if they show it to him in an episode...his reaction would be priceless!
I recognize the actor from somewhere...but where?
Earth Ponies...... Do we need em?