I hope this journal is found by someone with an open mind. For what you read is entirely true. The sketches and photographs held within these pages will substantiate all of it. I only wish for the world to know the truth and understand why all of us have chosen to do what we did.

This story will not follow canon for the most part.

The CMC, Spike, and Barb are aged up.

SPOILER!: This contains lore and what the Warframes really are. If you haven't played the Second Dream quest and don't want to be spoilt, do not read until you complete it.

My name is Karn, it's been over one-thousand years since I became a Tenno.

I've faced all sorts of horrors and challenges.
The grineer, a race of clones, seeking out others to stabilize their own DNA and hating anything or anyone not like them.
The corpus, a conglomeration of commercial and industrial interests, they acquire Orokin technologies and warframes to trade and sell using any means necessary.
The Infested, an ancient plague created by the Orokin to combat the 'Sentients' but has spread throughout the system.

Me and the new Tenno Greavus who uses the new Nekros warframe were sent to assassinate a grineer general, but Greavus struck a deal with the grineer and left me within the ship while the grineer tried to take my warframe for experimenting. Long story short, they failed.

I barely managed to escape to the void in an attempt to take down Greavus, but my Orbiter and Liset are damaged during flight.

My Orbiter exits the void right above a bright planet. With its engines down, the ship crashes right into a city on a mountain during an invasion.

I arm myself and leave the Orbiter, but for the first time in centuries, I'm not prepared for what greeted me... Small colourful equines.

Warframe/MLP crossover, image is my rhino warframe and the one used in the story.

Twilight has been having her study sessions with the Cutie Mark Crusaders for some time, and has been remarkably pleased with their progress. And kind of worried, as they keep getting better and better. She might be a princess now, but TEACHING THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS? She'd rather not become their formal mentor. Yet.

A letter is sent out, and Princess Celestia gets a call for help. And, an opportunity is born. After all, why not? After a thousand years, perhaps it is time to do something else, just for a bit. She does have a rather wonderful younger sister who hasn't been ruling a land for a thousand years, and who has been studying how to rule for the past four rather intensely. So, teaching three fillies undercover? Sounds like fun.

And Luna. She's wanted to be as respected as her sister so much that she once went mad over it. But now, she's simply being handed the power that she once coveted for so long and no longer wants. What kind of a world does she live in now that her highest desire has been so casually granted?

With all of this, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Arcs:

Escape: When Celestia hears the call, she jumps at the chance to teach again, especially three fillies who might surpass her grandest student. But first she's got to escape her own identity...
Examination: So you want to find out what a filly does? Time to test her silly, so long as you don't taunt the Happy-Fun Filly.
Excitement: So, you've found the Happy-Fun Filly. Great, but the other two need help as well, and Scootaloo has this ~Great!~ idea for how to use her new-found magic...
Encouragement: Cometh the Bubbles, and a whole load of new headaches as they find out just what being a Happy-Fun Filly really means...
Exaltation: Where's Luna been this whole time? She can't be very happy about being left in the lurch holding Equestria. She could really use somepony to talk to.
Exercise: 'Sunbeam' is looking to teach the Happy-Fun Filly more, but first she needs to start taking care of the wagon-tire she keeps around her middle so that certain Unfun-Time Fillies don't interrupt her. And there's this big draft stallion looking for help...

Pony Power Rangers: Take Flight! An evil tyrant threatens all that's well and good, and only you can stop them. Well, as soon as you get your acts together and get past your own self doubts that is... Thankfully, Starswirl the Bearded might have a few ways to help you. Take off... in a headwind!

Not all of them wanted this job, really, but it doesn't mean they won't do it to the best of their abilities.

(Chōjin Sentai Jetman Adaption)

Currently being rewritten to fix all grammar issues and story inconsistency

I always thought life was a bit dreary and after losing everything I had nothing to live for. So after an unfortunate accident whilst drunk I find myself here in Equestria, I think is the name, with a butt load of talking cartoon like talking ponies. They have magic, which is nearly impossible for me to do, but still attainable, but that isn't the strangest part. I have conversed with a deity of light, one of dark, one of love and another of chaos, but that isn't the strangest part. I met the saviors of this place, The Elements of Harmony, six fun loving and caring mares. And the worst part is I think I fell for one of them.
My name is Evan Wright and I am now living in Equestria.

Art BOZE-JP
Edited by zubafa and as of 2/24/2013 MLP Lover
As of 2/1/13 Proof read by Nekosama321, Cold Spike, and The Grim Reaper

Captain Diedrick Thompson was a Solar Fleet captain -- the youngest in recorded history. Upon getting caught in a strange magnetic storm while doing a routine patrol within his race's cosmic backyard, he finds himself forcibly relocated in space, with no idea where he is or even when he is. As isolation sets in, he finds that he will need help to figure out just what happened, and if he can find his way back home. Unfortunately, the peace-loving princesses of Equestria won't take kindly to such an imposing person making planetfall.

This story is rated T for teen.

Contains incidences of consumption of alcohol, violence and minor gore, adult language, crude humor and implied sex.

Note: This story ignores everything after the end of Season 3, including Equestria Girls; this means that Twilight never went to the alternate dimension, but is still an alicorn. All ponies and other beings present are anthropomorphic, meaning they are humanoid in shape but still have hooves, wings, fur, etc. Pony technology is comparable to our modern human technology, with a few differences.

A man who loses his sight in an accident moves to Equestria for work and makes a new friend that Is a sarcastic female Griffin.

Spike doesn't know how long he's been running - he just knows he can't stop. He doesn't know why the ponies keep hunting him - he just knows they won't stop. From the sky, from the earth, from the water and all the between places, the ponies emerge with their tricks and their ambushes and their unrelenting hunger. He's just the appetizer in a banquet that never ends.

Thanks to a certain crazy person who would like to remain anonymous, this story now has a cover that actually looks good! You can find the commissioned artist, SapphireGamgee, over at Deviantart. Just, uh, be careful when you're browsing the 'More from Deviantart' section. Things get really weird, really fast. I blame myself for this.

Both Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie love bringing smiles and laughter to everypony. Partying is most definitely their specialty, and when their worlds keep colliding, what could the results be?

Well, how about a super-duper shipping collab?

Gather 'round, fillies and gentlecolts, and put your party hat on while you sit back and read drabbles for these two adorable, crazy and kooky ponies. Cheese Pie might not sound like an appetizing dish, but it sure is a sweet ship!

Written by none other than FIMFiction's lovely members, here is a collaboration of cute snippets into the relationship of Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie.

I do not own the cover art. If you wish to join in on the collab or be a part of the group, click the links provided.

A collection of unfinished, scrapped, or otherwise previously unpublished story ideas. They range across all genres, and span many themes, but the one thing they have in common is that I dropped all of them for one reason or another. There is no particular order to how they are presented, though most of them are at least a year old or more. Their quality varies widely, and so does their content. I'll give the titles and tags in the following paragraph, and offer a very brief description. I'll explain where I was going with the story in the author's notes at the end of each chapter, and try to provide some context as well.

So here they are, in all their dubious glory.
(Note: None of these stories have been edited from their original drafts, so it's likely that there will be many many grammatical errors)
Diary of a Con-Artist (working title)
[Slice of Life][Comedy]
Seymour Grasse, a con-artist by trade, ends up being killed by one of his marks, though which one is a mystery. This is the story leading up to that event.

Just Don't Get Caught
[Adventure] (I guess...)
This was intended to be a heist story about a misanthropic stallion who is betrayed by one of his clients and has to escape with the client's son.

Unamed Sequel to Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Hooves
[Comedy][Random][Romance(?)]
Basically just Trixie living with Twilight in the aftermath of their boxing match. Oh, and the Twilight and Spike that "original" Twilight sent to the moon come back seeking vengeance.

Of Great and Powerful Things
[Dark][Sad]
Based off the fansong of the same name, this was going to be my sad Trixie backstory.

One in the Chamber
[Adventure][Romance]
Imagine the plot of For a Few Dollars More, and you'll have a basic idea of what this was going to be. Nameless drifter wanders into a town to collect a bounty and ends up meeting a mare who convinces him to protect the town from bandits. I think he was supposed to be searching for some kind of treasure as well.

On the Shores of Demilune Lake
[Dark][Adventure]
Anthropologist [Name], heads to Demilune Lake upon hearing reports of seaponies residing within the chilly waters. Once there, he finds that the family he's staying with aren't all they seem, and neither are the seaponies he's hunting.

Outpost 2021 (working title)
[Adventure]
While working on discovering a way to facilitate faster-than-light travel, Twilight accidentally sends herself, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash 30,000 years into the future. In this barren futurescape, unicorns are an extinct race, and Twilight is hunted down as a mutant.

Unamed SchizoDerpy Fic
[Tragedy]
Derpy is a slightly unhinged schizophrenic, and she slowly grows to loathe all the ponies she works with at the mail-sorting facility after she suspects them of conspiring against her.

Unamed TwiLuna Fic
[Romance][Tragedy(?)]
Hoo boy... what do I even say about this one? This was written when everyone and their grandmother was churning out TwiLuna fics. I used to really like shipping back then, so there you go, I guess.

Unamed Twixie Fic
[Romance (if you can call it that)]
Basically read the above description and replace "TwiLuna" with "Twixie".

An Unbelievably Good Day to Dash Hard
[Comedy][Adventure]
A buddy-cop comedy starring Rainbow Dash and Spike. That's basically it.

Tombra: A Love Story
[Comedy][Random]
Tom the Rock and Sombra fall in love.

Unamed Daring Do Fic
[Adventure]
After the failure of my first Daring Do fic, I decided to take another crack, but never ended up finishing it.

Trixie Saves Her Paraplegic Orphan Daughter From Aliens
[Comedy][Random]
After Daisy, Trixie's blind paraplegic orphan daughter, gets kidnapped by aliens, it's up to Trixie to save her. Obviously though, it's too big of a job for one mare, so she enlists the help of Twilight and Co. along the way.

Unamed Crackfic
[Comedy]
Trixie ends up accidentally trapping herself inside a necklace and then tricks Twilight into wearing her, thus cursing her in the process.

Flutternoir
[Dark][Noir]
When a bigshot cloud-baron buys up all the rainbow making factories in Cloudsdale, it stirs up a bit of controversy. However, before anyone can figure out who this guy really is, all the opposition suddenly disappears over night. Rainbow Dash, due to some bad timing, finds herself kidnapped. Fluttershy, meanwhile, stumbles across a corrupt political system and tries to uncover a plot to have all of Cloudsdale's rainbow supply outsourced to another city.

Trix and the City
[Comedy][Random]
A predator from Predator ends up in Manehattan where he happens across Trixie. The two go on wreaking havoc and eventually fall in love. Well, Trixie does, anyway.