Author's Note: After reading the story "What the frick!?" I decided to try my hoof at transformation, seeing as I constantly switch between pony and human. But anyways, back to the point: I'm not planning to work on this very hard, at the time of upload, but I WILL work in it. But, who knows? If it picks up traction, I may devote more time to it. Well never mind that! This story is taking more priority!
Also, bat ponies are cool! Did you know they litterally sleep like bats? How cool is that!?! (Note to self, set the TARDIS TCC to "thestral" and skip to nightmare night)

I am Diana Zediker, and I live in a lonely house in the middle of, what I like to call, "nowhere Oregon" with my uncle. Then, I met him. Man is he dreamy! But, 2 minutes and one bite later, my life gets turned on its head, I'm not normal anymore, I'll (probably) never see my uncle again, and now I have fangs. All in the span of two minutes.

Currently going under HEAVY editing, one might even call it a rewrite. Huge shout out to Cander for the help. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Adalson. He isn't a brony, he isn't an anti-brony either. But he is tired. Tired of strife, and pain. Humans aren't horrible... it's just they aren't great either. Then, he stumbles across a game. A different game. A game, where you don't need to be mean, and rewards you for being nice, but for most players, being nice is it's own reward. So, he bought a bundle item (by accident) with a game, and a "never officially released" accessory. And that, is how his life got interesting.

Looking to be added to Humans Aren't B******

Alex Aldetoro was a fresh college graduate, who was failing to pay the bills on his apartment. Alex was about to give up, and beg his parents for help, when his life changed forever. Alex was transported into the middle of a tribe of talking bat ponies, and was now supposed to lead them! Good thing Alex is a "natural born leader..."

Fun fact, I didn't realize I was ripping off Assassin's creed when I named the protagonist here.

Jason, an orphan, sits around, dreaming of having a family. He mostly wants to do Christmas. But, his dreams finally come true! And, he gets adopted by a princess! And three cute sisters, who could literally make you faint with their cuteness. Life couldn't be better for Jason!
Wrong.
He actually had no say in the matter. The next thing Jason knew, he was taken to another world, ruled by ponies! He also had no say in the matter of his name. They changed it to Harmony. If she wasn't the ruler of the land (and not to mention they had phones... and CPS) he would call the Child Protection Agency and have her locked up.
... If they had it...

Lyra, the town cook, is spending this hearts and hooves day, researching the human holiday: "Valentines day" alone. But, when somepony in control of time screws up, Lyra meets someone. Someone diferent. And she falls... in love... instantly. And so dose he.

Can we forget this exists? Please?