The Dovahkiin, while in a epic battle with his hated rival, the evil Mudcrab, accidentally casts a spell that teleports him to the magical lands of Equestria. His first reaction is that of bewilderment, but he quickly finds himself mixed up in the everyday antics of the world as he uses his powerful voice to try and return home.
This is a story of adventure, friendship, and of course muffins. Or maybe not. Nothing in Equestria ever goes as planned. Not as long as Derpy has something to do with it anyways. Oh, and despite what it sounds like, the main character is a Carrot, not the Dovahkiin. Nuff said.
DISCLAIMER: This story is in no way shape or form serious. Only read if you are looking for 1) Randomness or 2) Funny moments that cause laughter even though they really shouldn't.
The description alone is random enough to keep me interested.
2072307 Glad to hear it!
Define "Terrible References".
2072316 Actually, I can't quite specify that. Some people find a reference to something in very bad taste, (which, in all fairness, it usually is) while another person will find it funnier than a game of monopoly with people that can't count.
So nonsensical... But I can't stop reading. Damn you.
2072330 Nonsense is best comedy!
Wut.
Maybe the story is trying a bit to hard, or maybe I just haven't had enough to drink yet...
AAANNND there goes my fill of random for now! I really should seek out more like this..... Also, Twilight and Dovahkin skip but Pinkie doesn't even say peep to a NEWCOMER!? What sorcery is this!?!?
2072343 Maybe it's both?
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2072347 The best type of sorcery! Don't worry, she'll get her part... And oh, the fourth walls will fall.
"Ms. Pinkie Pie, bring down this fourth wall!"
2072356 You mean the walls are STILL standing? Must be a good day...
2072360 Oh yes, very good day. But by the end of this, that wall won't even be a pile of rubble! It will be dust in the wind!
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2072394 Mudcrabs are hardest to beat enemy of the game! Dragons are child's play after them.
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I have lost my dised to to the major hilarity, can you help me?
also what do you play skyrim on?
MY SIDES!!! you enjoy hurting us
2072486 i hate you.... for your surpreme awesomeness
Did you mean to put "He raised his hands once more?
Also I want to see Mudcrab fight Bear and Giant, just to watch the world explode.
WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS!!.........I like it
2072486 Lord Nelson's trousers, it's a Nigel Thornberry!
2072862 Ghostwriter95 is not responsible for any functions of the body that are lost during reading, including the explosion of the spleen. Please read at your own caution!... Probably should have out that in the description, but eh? What are you gonna do... And I play it on PC, with multiple mods, including the Fluttershy Dragon mod, and... Whatever this is.
Warning, Britishness is british.
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Your pain ensures I live longer!
2073437 Yes, yes I did... And maybe that will happen! But that battle wouldn't be complete without a chicken, and a beggar that really wants the giant's mammoth cheese.
2073876 It's magical sorcery to make you think that this story is actually good!
In their tongue he is dah-fucking, Dragon-Porn
2076950 Nice one!
Well, at least we get to see who has the more powerful voice. It's... Morgan Freeman! Because anything he narrates is awesome!
2077447 Yes, I have many more narrators lined up as well...
2077455 Bill Nye!?
2077460 Actually, that's not a bad idea! The next chapter is narrated by Christopher Walken though.
2077470 There had better be cowbells ringing...
2077475 More cowbells than can be counted!
2077514 On a more serious note: My top 3 narrators for the Discovery Channel are Morgan Freeman, Mike Rowe and Bill Nye. Bill Nye of course had his old show that I was rather fond of so I like his involvement the most.
2077550 Was it Bill Nye the Science Guy? If so, I loved that show.
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Now I am probably going to end up watching an episode before I go to bed. Miss that show...
2077604 Just make sure you don't watch any regarding the planets. Pluto wasn't denounced yet back then. Though there was one regarding distance which is relevant to todays studies on how big the solar sistem is and how far the next star is.
"His final wish was heard by a nearby pig, who later came to be the high king of Skyrim. So no, his wife never got a single gold piece."
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followin'
the fucking kamehameha, fucking made me laugh so hard when he started to chant it...
"His final wish was heard by a nearby pig, who later came to be the high king of Skyrim." Okay, I am one for comedy, but really?
dafuq, meh, it's pretty good, but no offense, I rather serious stories that don't fuck around every 2 seconds lol, but it is fucking funny as
please.... PLEASE! include molestia in this story
2078668 Yes, there will be plenty of Molestia...
2078513 I have more serious stories, but this is just one I decided to unload some excess randomness into. The most serious thing that is going to happen here is probably the story line. And even that won't even be that serious. Either way, hope you enjoy!
Oh god to funny
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Yes.
I like the way you think, boy!
2082596 After reading so many of your random comedies, this was bound to happen sometime!
what the fuck? lol
2087872 It's the mind of a teenager who hasn't slept in 24 hours at work! That, and the Proclaimers.
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I suppose it is pretty funny lol