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  • 12w, 4d

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  • 15w, 3d
    Let me tell you a story...

    A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

    ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

    At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

    ”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

    The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

    ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

    The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

    The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

    The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

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  • 16w, 2d
    Momlestia knows best

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  • 17w, 1d
    Where to find me at BronyCon!

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After mysteriously being released by the strange Civie who imprisoned him, Adrian Shepard finds himself in a strange new situation. One that he can't shoot his way out of.

(Limited knowledge of the Half-Life universe is required to fully enjoy this story. Also spoilers for the end of Half-Life and Opposing Force)

First Published
8th May 2013
Last Modified
8th May 2013

This should be a fun ride, even though I haven't actually played through all of Opposing Force. Does he still have that alien grappling hook?

Oh god yes! Yes! :raritystarry:

"All I remember of Shepard is from Shepard mind on YouTube."

Wow, never played Opposing force, but I'm still enjoying the story.

10 outta 10 so far

...:pinkiehappy: I love it! And good application (I guess?) of Twicorn.



Liking this so far, though it does suffer from the "instant hostility by ponies" trope of HiE fics. Hope that's explained in later chapters.

I like dis. Moar :trollestia:

>>2550694 Well Adrian did just go through the events of half life opposing force so he would be a bit paranoid,i mean he is a solder sent in the  black mesa research to kill all of the staff only to be attacked by aliens and his own government and to make things worse G man has plans for him just like  gordon freeman.So in short seeing a talking pony and being instantly hostile is not that surprising given his situation.

>>2550694 You're something else, aren't you? :twilightsmile:

I clicked on this expecting something similar to Shepard's Mind on youtube. But this is still good and I'll keep an eye on this


No, no, I mean the ponies being instantly hostile to him.

>>2555635 Oh. That's different than I think everyone thought. Yes, I am going to explain that.

>>2555635 oops,sorry that i didn't under stand what you were trying to say.

Wait a minute... THIS IS REALLY GOOD! :pinkiehappy:

Need next chapter

why do grunts wear jungle helmts and arctic camo shirts :facehoof: it does look cool though :moustache:

Gonna read it later

Comment posted by FlashSentry deleted at 3:11pm on the 16th of June, 2013

UNDO HIATUS! *Zap* Aw it didnt work its still there :(

I love gordon...but to me adrian is better i just dont see many story's with him. :fluttercry:

I imagined him with krimsinYT's voice

Nice story. Waiting for more.

Comment posted by Gordon Freemane deleted at 12:27am on the 30th of April, 2014

Pls write more

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