AppleDash Group Collab

by DbzOrDie

Poetry - Lycan_01

Applejack facehooved. This wasn’t happening. This couldn’t be happening.

“My love for you is like a red red rose!” Rainbow Dash belted out from below Applejack’s window, one hoof held aloft and raised dramatically, while the other held a small book of poetry – no doubt borrowed or stolen from Twilight. “It shines akin to how the moonlight glows!”

Applejack groaned in exasperation. “Dash. Stop.”

Rainbow Dash didn’t stop. Instead, she simply flipped to a different poem. “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?” she dramatically asked. “Thou art more lovely and more temperate!”

Applejack sighed, and propped her elbows up on the windowsill so she could cradle her face. “Daaaaash…”

“Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May!” Dash proclaimed, before pausing to look around in confusion. It wasn’t May. Maybe she needed a better poem? The pegasus gave a small shrug, and went back to reading. “And summer’s lease hath all too short a date!” As soon as the words left her mouth, Dash frowned. “Okay wait, that doesn’t even make any sense.”

Applejack rolled her eyes. “Dash. Ya ain’t gotta sit outside mah window an’ recite a bunch of stuffy old poetry. If yer gonna try to woo me with verse and song, just use yer own words. Not stuff some dead stallion wrote five centuries ago.”

Rainbow Dash looked up at her lover for a moment, before tossing the book over her shoulder and zooming up to the window. “Roses are red, foxes are clever,” the blue pegasus quickly rhymed, smirking mischievously as she hovered face-to-face with Applejack. “I love your flank. Let me touch it forever.”

Applejack stared for a moment, before bursting into giggles. “Wow, what was that?”

“Eh,” Dash shrugged. “Poetry’s not my thing,” she observed, before flashing a roguish grin. “Dirty poetry, though, is a different story.”

Comments

[Fury of the Tempest]

Hilarous ending...

[The Princess Rarity]

Rainbow Dash looked up at her lover for a moment, before tossing the book over her shoulder and zooming up to the window. “Roses are red, foxes are clever,” the blue pegasus quickly rhymed, smirking mischievously as she hovered face-to-face with Applejack. “I love your flank. Let me touch it forever.”

Applejack stared for a moment, before bursting into giggles. “Wow, what was that?”

“Eh,” Dash shrugged. “Poetry’s not my thing,” she observed, before flashing a roguish grin. “Dirty poetry, though, is a different story.”

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[Ravebrony42]

That was an amazing rhyme. I'm gonna have that stuck in my head for days.

[DeathFox4]

What the hell Rd? That rhyme is now stuck in my head!