āWhat am I supposed to do while you finish your chores?ā Dash asked.
āWell, you could go an talk to Granny Smith. She's always got some great stories,ā Applejack suggested.
Dash sighed. āFine. Just, don't take too long, okay?ā
āI'll hurry. You have fun.ā
Applejack did hurry. She loved Granny's stories, but she knew there probably wasn't enough rope-swinging and sword fights to keep Dash's attention for long. She got through about half her chores in record time, and was bringing the vegetables in to refill the bins in the kitchen when she overheard part of the conversation from the living room.
āAnd this one here's from a family reunion. See, Applejack was just a little filly and she sat on a tack the day before. All day she went 'round stickin' her rump in the air and sayin' loud as ya' please, 'I got a boo-boo on my fanny!' Folks just laughed and laughed at that.ā
Applejack's eye's went wide in horror. Dash's attempts to hold back her own laughter were clearly audible from the next room.
āOh, and this is a sweet one, Apple Brown Betty got Applejack and Apple Fritter matchin' frou frou dresses. Don't she look like a little filly-doll?ā
Applejack's cheeks were burning as she raced into the living room, āCome on, Dash, the rest of my chores can wait.ā
āAwesome! Then you can sit and look at pictures with us! This one with you with a plunger on your head is really cute. I bet there's a great story behind that one.ā Dash smiled innocently at Granny.
āWell now, there sure is!ā Granny started, āSee, Applejack got that stuck there when-ā
āSorry, Granny! We gotta go!ā Applejack grabbed Dash's tail in her mouth and started dragging her towards the door.
āYou can tell me next time, Granny! I'll come back tomorrow!ā Dash called.
Safely outside, Applejack released Dash's tail and turned to face her, pointing a hoof in her face. āYou never heard a word of that!ā
āAre you kidding? That was hilarious! You were the goofiest little foal. Totally cute.ā
āYou ain't gonna make fun of me?ā
āNope! Well. . .ā
Applejack raised an eyebrow, waiting for the rest.
āNot until I find out how you got that plunger stuck on your head!ā Dash said, then she burst into giggles.
Big Mac walked by just then and looked at the giggling pegasus, then questioningly at AJ.
āNever leave your special somepony alone with Granny Smith,ā Applejack said dryly.
āEeyup.ā Mac nodded with a knowing smile, then walked away.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Go Granny!
hilarious!
Being a grandmother; like a boss.
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hahahahahaha
Glad to see I'm not the only one laughing
Grandparents: Embarrassing their grand-kids with the hilarious approval of their special someones, one story at a time. And becoming more awesome with every one.