AppleDash Group Collab

by DbzOrDie

Granny Smith - bookplayer

“What am I supposed to do while you finish your chores?” Dash asked.

“Well, you could go an talk to Granny Smith. She's always got some great stories,” Applejack suggested.

Dash sighed. “Fine. Just, don't take too long, okay?”

“I'll hurry. You have fun.”

Applejack did hurry. She loved Granny's stories, but she knew there probably wasn't enough rope-swinging and sword fights to keep Dash's attention for long. She got through about half her chores in record time, and was bringing the vegetables in to refill the bins in the kitchen when she overheard part of the conversation from the living room.

“And this one here's from a family reunion. See, Applejack was just a little filly and she sat on a tack the day before. All day she went 'round stickin' her rump in the air and sayin' loud as ya' please, 'I got a boo-boo on my fanny!' Folks just laughed and laughed at that.”

Applejack's eye's went wide in horror. Dash's attempts to hold back her own laughter were clearly audible from the next room.

“Oh, and this is a sweet one, Apple Brown Betty got Applejack and Apple Fritter matchin' frou frou dresses. Don't she look like a little filly-doll?”

Applejack's cheeks were burning as she raced into the living room, “Come on, Dash, the rest of my chores can wait.”

“Awesome! Then you can sit and look at pictures with us! This one with you with a plunger on your head is really cute. I bet there's a great story behind that one.” Dash smiled innocently at Granny.

“Well now, there sure is!” Granny started, “See, Applejack got that stuck there when-”

“Sorry, Granny! We gotta go!” Applejack grabbed Dash's tail in her mouth and started dragging her towards the door.

“You can tell me next time, Granny! I'll come back tomorrow!” Dash called.

Safely outside, Applejack released Dash's tail and turned to face her, pointing a hoof in her face. “You never heard a word of that!”

“Are you kidding? That was hilarious! You were the goofiest little foal. Totally cute.”

“You ain't gonna make fun of me?”

“Nope! Well. . .”

Applejack raised an eyebrow, waiting for the rest.

“Not until I find out how you got that plunger stuck on your head!” Dash said, then she burst into giggles.

Big Mac walked by just then and looked at the giggling pegasus, then questioningly at AJ.

“Never leave your special somepony alone with Granny Smith,” Applejack said dryly.

“Eeyup.” Mac nodded with a knowing smile, then walked away.

Comments

[Fury of the Tempest]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Go Granny!

[tirilee]

hilarious!

[The Princess Rarity]

Being a grandmother; like a boss.
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[Killabyte]

hahahahahaha

[Everythings Fangirl]

Glad to see I'm not the only one laughing

[Brandon Sky]

Grandparents: Embarrassing their grand-kids with the hilarious approval of their special someones, one story at a time. And becoming more awesome with every one.