AppleDash Group Collab

by DbzOrDie

Hot Sauce - Lycan_01

“And I mean, this stuff can’t be hotter than liquid rainbow, right?” Dash scoffed.

Applejack’s smirk grew bigger. She pointed a hoof at the bottle on the table, a little red container with little cartoony flames on the label. “Read the ingredients.”

Rainbow Dash raised a perplexed eyebrow, before leaning in closer to examine the container. The moment she read the first ingredient, her eyes went wide. “Wait, they put pure liquid rainbow in this stuff?”

“Eeyup,” Applejack nodded confidently. “Plus natural spices and other ingredients. That stuff is waaaay hotter than normal liquid rainbow.”

Dash scoffed. “Like anypony would enjoy putting that on their food.”

Applejack shrugged. “Ah quite enjoy it, actually.”

Dash gave her friend a dubious look. “And you can actually handle it?”

“Eeyup,” Applejack nodded with a smug grin.

Before Applejack even knew what was happening, Rainbow Dash grabbed the bottle off the table and popped the top off. “Alright then!” the pegasus grinned. “Anything you can do-“

“Dash!” Applejack yelped, her eyes going wide. “Wait!”

“I can do better!” Dash proclaimed, lifting the bottle to her lips.

“No, stop!” Applejack frantically pleaded, lunging for her friend. “Don’t-“

But it was too late. Dash had already begun to chug the hellish concoction.

Or rather, she tried. Dash didn’t make it beyond the first gulp before she immediately gagged, spat out everything in her mouth, and let out an agonized scream. Smoke began to pour from her mouth, her coat was instantly drenched in sweat, and her pupils shrank to the size of pinpricks.

Applejack was smart enough to hop out of the way as the pegasus barreled past her to gallop upstairs, frantically leaping into the bathroom and slammed the door behind her. The sounds of much gagging and retching soon followed. With a sigh, Applejack went to pour Dash a glass of milk to gargle…

After Dash had stopped retching and gargled the milk to kill most of the burn, Applejack had practically dragged the half-limp pegasus out of the bathroom and onto her bed so she could be comfortable. And when Dash wouldn’t stop shuddering from the system shock, Applejack had hopped on the bed and held her close to restrain her, and began stroking her mane in an attempt to comfort her.

A half-hour later, Rainbow Dash was mostly recovered from the experience. The pain and heat had mostly dissipated, as had the shakes and tremors, aside from the occasional shudder. Her throat was sore, of course, but overall, she felt a lot better. It also helped that Applejack hadn’t let go or stopped caressing her mane yet, just to be safe.

“That was stupid…” Rainbow Dash finally whispered hoarsely.

Applejack chuckled. “Yeah. It was.” She began to pull her hoof away from Dash’s mane, and loosen her grip on the pegasus, but a small whimper made her pause. She shot Dash a quizzical look; Dash simply averted her gaze.

Applejack smiled softly, pulled Dash closer, and went back to stroking her mane.

Comments

[Seattle_Lite]

1611784
Wasn't a complaint mate, t'was a warning.

[Fury of the Tempest]

That's so like Dash!

1611818
Didn't see any need for a warning either.

[Spectral]

Reminds me of the time my grandma ate sushi. Wasabi does look pretty tasty, after all.