CHAPTER 55
It had been three days since Hearth Warming, and everything was going wonderfully. Zeph and Spits were happy, as were Dashie and I. I was sitting at home with Dashie. Scoots was "Crusading." Oh boy...
I yawned, and had nothing to do. I decided to go out, and see if anypony wanted to hang out. As soon as I walked outside, Zeph was standing on my porch, grinning widely.
"Kyle, I hope you don't have any plans for today..."
"Why?"
"Come with me."
"Alright..."
"I'm coming too!" Dashie jumped up and raced out the door with us.
We flew off, and I had no idea what was coming...
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We landed in an open field, The Doctor standing there, obviously waiting for us.
"Ah, hello there Kyle, Zephyr!"
"Hello, Doctor... What's going on here?" I was acting casual. I was actually really confused.
"Ah, I'm still waiting for Derpy and Rose."
"Rose?" Me and Zephyr asked in unison.
"A girl I met a while back in London. She was being attacked by mannequins."
"Ah." I was still kinda confused.
And then, Derpy and an earth pony with cream skin, a pale red and pink mane, pale green eyes, and a rose for a Cutie Mark showed up.
"Ah! There you two are! Rose, meet Kyle and Zephyr." The Doctor had a big grin on his face.
"How is he still a human?" She had a British accent, much like The Doctor. I assumed she was from London.
"He fell through a tear in space and time, and it allows him to maintain his human form."
"Oh. Well, my name's Rose, but I bet The Doctor already told you that."
"Yeah, he did. So, as he said, I'm Kyle..."
"And I'm Zephyr."
"Fantastic! Now that introductions are over, lets get into the TARDIS. Shall we?" The Doctor made a joking formal gesture towards the door, and we all stepped inside.
"OK Kyle, we know a way to get you home..."
"Wait, WHAT!?!? I don't wanna go back!"
"Kyle... You're being here is tearing space and time apart. You could stay, but that would bring about the destruction of Equestria. Now, you don't want that, do you?"
I swallowed audibly. "No... Alright then. Lets go."
"Fantastic! So... Rose, press that button. Derpy, pull that lever. Kyle, turn that knob. Zephyr, yank that bolt."
We all did as we were told. Then, The Doctor did something unexpected.
"ALLONS-Y!" He yanked another lever and the TARDIS began to teleport.
"YOU STOLE MY LINE!" I yelled at him.
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When the TARDIS had stopped moving, we all stepped outside. We were on Earth... But everyone except me was still a pony.
"Doctor, what happened?"
"I dunno. We're still ponies... And we're in..."
"My hometown..." I looked around. Everything looked the same... But there were fliers everywhere. I tore one down and read it.
"Missing person: Kyle Bucy."
WHAT.
"HOW LONG WAS I GONE?"
"Well... It looks like one year..." The Doctor told me as we walked back out of the TARDIS.
"Oh boy..."
"So... What now Doctor?" Derpy flew up in the air to look around.
We started getting funny looks from people nearby. Seeing as to how I was a boy who had been missing for a year and had talking ponies with him, that was to be expected.
"Um... Let's just get to my house..."
"Good idea. ALLONS-Y!"
"Stop stealing my CATCHPHRASE!"
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By the time we had arrived at my house, The Doctor had decided to stay behind and bring the TARDIS along with him. When I walked in the door, the first thing I felt was my Mom's embrace.
"Kyle... I thought I would never see you again..."
"Yeah, I know... Mom, could you let go?"
She got off of me, and looked at the ponies behind me. "What on EARTH are those things?"
"OK, so they're ponies from... Well I mean they... And I mean I... I don't even know where to go with this, oh my Goddesses..."
"Goddesses?" Mom just stared at me.
"Alright, you might want to sit down. I had best explain everything to you...
Wind.
All I felt was wind..."
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I told my mother everything that had happened up to that point. Zephyr, Derpy, Rose, and The Doctor were in the TARDIS, which had arrived a few moments ago, and Dashie was sitting next to me.
"So wait... You and her..." My Mom pointed back and forth between me and Dashie.
"Yeah." I nodded, blushing.
"And now you're raising..."
"Yeah." Dashie chimed in.
"Well... Son, get out."
"WHAT?" We all shouted.
"I don't want a freak for a son, and I don't want a pony granddaughter. Get out of my house, sicko."
"Mom, you can't do that."
"Who says I can't?"
"I do." The Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS.
"Why can't he leave? He isn't right! He should be the way I want him to be!"
"Ma'am, as much as I want to sonic some sense into you, I won't. Now, the reason he can't leave is because the TARDIS needs some new parts. The inter-dimensional travel really did a toll on it. I need some new silicon based parts..."
"Silicon? Well, I know a guy who owns a bunch of old computers."
"Very good Kyle! The silicon in the chips should work!"
I looked at my Mom, who was smiling. She was glad to be rid of her imperfect son. So I did what I had been waiting sixteen years to do.
SMACK!
Me and my entourage walked out of the door, my mother still sitting there with a red mark on her face in the shape of my hand.
Kyle used: Bitch Slap.
SUPER EFFECTIVE!
BITCHSLAP,,,
How the heck did commas get in my comment?
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Hand shaped mark...
Lawl....
And still in original form?
What will happen???
O_O
Somehow I am amused. If you need someone to..."Take care"of a bitch i'll be here
you show that bitch kyle! im glad that happened. i wouldve been sad if this story had ended so abruptly
BITCHSLAP! BITCH!
Oh no you didn't
Nice going Kyle And "You stole my catchphrase!" I laughed for a good 2 minutes right there
-Glassed
He shoulda done one of these instead.
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BECAUSE IT DOES SOLVE EVERYTHING!!!
Gotta keep the pimp hand strong, Holmes.
Bitches be bitchin'...
hmm...The Doctor may actually be wrong in how he does something to keep a place safe for once. Although it does dawn on me that this Doctor is probably the 10th since the 11th Doctor kinda figured out a way to heal the cracks in time and space and I was wondering how that rift in time and space was still around but that's probably just due to the fact that time hasn't come around to the 11th Doctor for him to fix it.......Stupid time being all wibbly wobbly timey wimey.
As for Kyle's Mom in this...I'm kinda surprised that Dash didn't do something as well.
PLEASE MAKE IT THAT SPACE AND TIME REPAIRS ITSELF AND THAT KYLE CAN VISIT EVERY TIME ITS FIXED! *Cries for 999,999,999 years*
If you ever need someone you need to ( in earth and equestria) to "talk some sense into" just call me
My weapons are at your disposal if needed
If not I'll just talk to him or her
Isn't there any way the Doctor can fix the fissure in time and space? I don't Kyle to have to leave!!!
wo hoho your maoher is a bitch is this story I relly do hope she isent that way in real life
89781
Sadly, she is. I got grounded for being a brony and for writing this story... I lied and said I stopped watching MLP and I scrapped the story, so I got my laptop back. Still hate my family though.
yo dude that sucks man macks me so angry when people dont acept bronys , in other nots I remember my moms reaction to the show refracing me and my mom now: "mom I wach My Little Pony Friendship is Magic!
"hmm that can be posible what tipe of porn or / and violence does it have in it for you to be atracted to that sort of thing"
LMAO
89796 Not for sexual reasons, b ut how old are you? if you're over 18 you can and should move out. I mean what if she finds you writing or watching mlp one day and she destroyes your laptop? If that happens call me and i will FALCON PUNCH HER IN THE ASSHOLE SO HARD IT'LL GET HER PREGNANT THEN I WILL KILL THE FETUS AND FALCON PUNCH HER AGAIN! Kind of like 89701 says.
89796 Wow, you're mom's a serious piece o' crap if she grounded you for that. I'm not even gonna sugar coat it, if ANYONE is gonna punish someone for watching MLP, they can kiss my ass...Which would especially satisfy my desire for revenge, considering I've had chronic diarrea the last five days. She should get Bucked by the high horse she rode in on. Hell, I wish that if one group of people could be victims of attacks from Weeping Angels, that would actually be the prime example of the people I would choose.
89809
89858
Trust me, I feel the same way. but I'm 15, so I'm stuck here for 3 more years... Can't wait to move out.
89872
GREAT mack sure it is far far away from that hore
89796 WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR MOM
89796 you better tell her you have rights and you can't be punished for watching a freaking show. god damn. I wonder what your mom looks like. she's probably really ugly. (no offense)
89796
wait... you scrapped the story. it will still continue right?
message me
Okay, I don't think this is one of your better chapters.
(The below is in regards to you as the main character in the fic. I have NO IDEA what your real life is like, and I don't plan on intruding. Yes, I consider the Kyle in the fic and the Kyle that wrote the fic as two separate entities.)
Sure, from what I've read above your mother can be a complete bitch, but everyone has their reasons. Is it the fact that you're writing a fanfic where you bang a little horse? No offense, but I'd be a little concerned and disgusted too if that was taken out of context. If it's for that reason, try and explain to her what is so fascinating about FiM to you, and that the connection between you and Rainbow Dash is much more than skin-deep looks.
If it's for the reason that she refuses to listen to you and any form of logic or reason, she deserved much more than a hard slap.
In which case, I'll have to quote the Angry Video Game Nerd on this one.
"Snakes: PUNCH 'EM!!
Spiders: You want some, too?!"
89796I hate your parents now if they cant except you FUCK THEM BRONIES ALL THE WAY, WE STICK TOGETHER
89940he said he told his parents that so he can have his laptop back he didnt scrap it
i wanna know if the smack was back handed or not.. was it a four fingered pimp slap? what was it?
IF YOU END UP SEPERATING THEM IN THE END I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
89872 dude im sorry, thats not right
Is this the end?
I'm one of the lucky ones when my mom found out she didn't care, but it sucks to have a mom like that.
me and my brother are both brony's and our family took it surprisingly well my mom just thinks we are weird and i dont know if my dad takes it seriously
89872 That sucks man. I'm lucky that my parents were fine with it, they know its just a cartoon show, even if it is one aimed at girls. I'm sure they think it's weird, but since then they've heard about the brony community, so they know it isn't just me. I was actually a little surprised how accepting they were about it considering we argue a lot about politics and religion. One of my younger sisters still refuses to watch it because she's tired of seeing MLP all over the artist sites that she sells commissions on, though she does like some of the fan music I've shown her.
Worse.........mother..........ever Seriously.
So, he didn't tell 'er how he adopted scoots
Wow what a bitch
90442
he did tell her
"I don't want a freak for a son, and I don't want a pony granddaughter."
90536
sry misread your comment
well i think he did tell as much as he could
Your mother's a bitch (), but the slap solved it .
89872
Just remember. Love and tolerate the sht out of her. And when you're 16, call me up. I'll drive to wherever this piece of hatred lives. I don't care if I live in Connecticut and she may live in the great land of Australia! I WILL FIND HER! And then, me and my friend, I like to call him Dovakiin, will teach her a little lesson. She may or may not recieve a couple arrows to the knee. She may or may not have her soul FUS RO DA'd out of her worthless body. And she may or may not have her eyes removed so said soul can not find it's way to the lowest level of Equestrian hell that it was destined for, forcing her to wander this world in an eternal pain that no Nightmare Moon could have imagined. And the reason i said do it when you're sixteen is because that is some prime partying time! We'll call up Pinkie and PARTY HARD!!! But until that happens, just remember. Love and tolerate the sht out of her . . . for now.
wow....K12314 that blows dude.... but hay i am 15 as well(turning 16 prety soon though) and when i told my mom she did not hate me for it or anything like that she just said its my choice and stuff like that, and her boy friend did joke about it a bit but did not seem to mind when i explained some stuff in a perfectly logical manor he just accepted it like mom did..... so my advice is come up with an argument that is unbeatable( by unbeatable i mean so logical and crazy no one can deny it... trust me i have done it pleanty of times and succeeded) or just show her this http://www.google.com.au/imgres?q=funny+MLP+pics&hl=en&qscrl=1&nord=1&rlz=1T4ADFA_enAU419AU424&biw=1366&bih=618&tbm=isch&tbnid=QmgdnZB4Rp2IEM:&imgrefurl=http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/animation-cartoons/a-brony-forced-back-into-the-stable/t.75365711_16/&docid=lwHCZGOLQG93gM&imgurl=http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/729ab74302c34326d0c7f3c07f2c9a70/http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h405/HybridMind/photo-2.jpg&w=600&h=447&ei=Bwv3TuPvJa2viQe74cX_Cg&zoom=1
89947
Actually, I slapped her due to sixteen years of torment and hate. No matter what I do, she constantly reprimands me and puts me down. Like, whenever I was four, I made a little drawing and showed it to her. She said "This fucking sucks!" And tore it up. When I was ten, I managed to fix my fathers television, and she just says "Any dumbass with a screwdriver can fix a TV." I could tell you everything she did to me, but I don't want you here for the next month reading it all. I mean, the things she said to me in the story were supposed to be the things that make me snap and say "That's it."
LOL that was a fucking epic ending to this chapter
i wish i can smack my mom
So while everyone is commenting about how Kyle bitchslaps his mother, we're missing the real point.
KYLE APPARENTLY HAS TO STAY ON EARTH NOW TO AVOID TEARING APART SPACE AND TIME.
In other words:
DOWNER ENDING
90756
I know how that goes. My stepmom can be like that sometimes. But enough about bitchy mothers, we can fire the orbital boot cannon at them later.
Great job as usual!
90756 ok you have to get her into court right now
90756 send me a message of a list of 25 things she did. If you're having fun make it 50. please. then I will send you a message if you have to have her sent to jail or taken to court.
Hate Detected.
Orbital Friendship Cannon : On Line
Source of Hate: Intolerant Bitch
Target Locked.
Batteries at Full Charge
Unseal the Hushed Casket. May Celestia have mercy on her soul.
FIRE WHEN READY.