CHAPTER 45
I sat in the back of the chariot, with nopony else but a guard. The guard looked at me, and then did something I would have never expected: He smiled.
"Hey, I just wanted to say, I respect you for beating that stallion across the face. He used to make fun of my son all the time. I just wanna let you know, I'm on your side in this."
"Thanks..." I didn't know his name.
"Rendan."
"Thanks Rendan. I would rock him another one if he were here right now, for your son."
His smile widened, but it disappeared whenever we landed.
"Alright, we're here. Move."
I got out, and looked around. We were in Canterlot, outside of the castle. I followed the guards, and we approached the large, wooden doors of the castle. We went inside, and I saw Celestia standing there, a disgusted look on her face.
"Kyle... When I heard it was you, I couldn't believe it. But now that you are here..."
"I know, you're going to give me the whole 'Oh I'm so disappointed in you' spiel. Save it, because I know how it goes." I knew I was being disrespectful, but I wasn't in the best of moods.
Celestia's jaw dropped when I said that, surprised at the fact that someone was talking back to her. Then, her expression darkened.
"Send him to the dungeon. Make sure he doesn't hurt anypony else on the way."
"Yes, Princess. Move it, bub." One of them shoved me.
"I'm going, I'm going. Cheeky bugger..."
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The cell door closed with a mighty CLANG, as my freedom came to an end.
"Ugh... Well this is just great..." I put my hands in my pocket, when I felt something. I pulled it out. A screwdriver.
"Oh yeah, I use this to pick the lock when I forget my key..." I looked at the lock of the cell. It looked really old, and easy to pick.
I shoved my hand back in my pocket, and I grinned when I felt that I had a few bobby pins.
"Alright..." I looked around, and I chuckled when I realized there were no guards.
"Well, that was certainly a stupid move." I reached through the bars, and put the bobby pin in the lock, and the screwdriver on the rim.
I had fiddled with it for a good two minutes, when I heard a "Click." I pushed on the cell door, and it opened.
"Am I really doing this...? Heck yes I am! Anything to not spend my whole life here."
I crouched down, and was on my way. I peeked around the corner I had rounded on my way here.
I saw only one guard. I didn't feel like hurting him. I looked around, and saw a rock. I picked it up, and threw it further down the hallway at another cell's door.
CLANG!
"What was that?" The guard came into the hall, and didn't even bother looking my way. He just walked straight to the source of the noise. I quickly made my way up the stairs he was guarding.
On the next floor, I was in a narrow hallway. There were nine doors, eight of them lining the hall, and then the last at the end. I headed straight for the last one. I peeked through the keyhole, and I saw the edges of two guards' flanks.
"Hmmm..."
I grabbed the door, and turned the knob slowly. I gathered all of my strength, and bashed the door outwards. I saw the guards stumbling. One of them had slammed against the wall, knocking him out. The other was trying to get up.
"Good thing I took karate when I was little." I ran over to him, and smacked him in the side of the neck. He was out like a light.
I dragged them both into the previous hallway, and looked in each of the doors. One of them was a storage closet. I opened the door and put the two unconscious guards in, and closed it up.
"Ohhh... If I get caught I am in SO much trouble..."
I snuck back out into the large hallway that I had knocked out those two guards to get to. There was another staircase. I decided that since I was in a dungeon, I was farther underground. I went up.
As soon as I was at the top of the stairs, I rounded a corner and bumped into somepony. I looked up, and saw intense green eyes staring back at me.
"Kyle! How did you..." It was Luna.
"Shhh... Listen, Luna. I know that I'm supposed to be locked up, but there is NO WAY I'm wasting away in a dungeon. Please... Just let me go..."
Luna pondered this for a second, and then nodded. "I'll let you go. You have done so much for me. Besides, if you hurt somepony, they probably deserved it."
"Yeah, you have no idea. Thanks, Luna."
"Yes, thank you, Luna." Oh no...
Celestia rounded the corner, and stared at me, anger in her eyes.
"So, you're trying to escape, are you? Well... We just can't have that..." I saw her horn start to glow a bright pink, and so did I. She picked me up, but then, a dark blue surrounded me, pulling me back to the ground.
"Sister, I understand that what Kyle did was wrong, but he had a reason."
"Luna, it was assault! I can't let him off for that."
"What if he was your sisters only friend, Celestia?"
Celestia stopped, and stared at me, then her sister.
"Alright... Kyle, explain to me why you attacked that pegasus."
"Well..."
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"... So I punched him in the face."
"Ah. I see. You were defending the honor of Rainbow Dash and yourself."
"Yes. Exactly."
Celestia smiled at me, and then to Luna.
"Kyle, you may go."
"Wait, really?"
"Yes. This never happened."
"OK. Well... There are two guards in a storage closet downstairs..."
"I'll think of something to tell them."
"Phew... Thanks, Celestia."
I walked out of the castle, and stared off into the sky.
"Man am I glad THAT'S over..."
Metal Gear Equestria. I fully expected you to hide in a cardboard box at some point.
74587
DANG IT! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!
74590
He could hide from his friends like that. They haven't found out about his imprisonment yet, now have they?
74594
Actually, no... THIS WILL BE DONE.
MLG Prison Escape Pro!
Gotta love those frequent updates! Thanks!
luna is now best pony she get yu out of jail
The tossing of the rock reminds me of how I play my sneaky archer in Skyrim. Shoot an arrow off to the side and the bandits go to see what it is and while they do that I either shoot them one by one or just sneak on by as they stare at the arrow that came from nowhere.
I admit I had a feeling that Celestia would be understanding about the situation if she knew the reasoning behind it. I mean you can hardly fault a guy for defending the honor of his lady and his relationship.
I am in awe. How do you update so quickly?!
cutie mark crusaders black ops yay!
74620
This stuff just comes to me, so I type it up. It isn't that hard.
Totally called it.
the hole time i had mishion impossibble going through my head
74587
Royal guard 1: Do you remember there ever being a box in the hallway
Royal guard 2: Nope, lets open it
Kyle (in box) : ...crap
You update so frequently, son I am proud.
great chapter and i agree with the other that he should have used the cardboard box tactic
"There are two guards in a storage closet downstairs..."
"I'll think of something to tell them."
Probably something along the lines of "You're fired for getting overpowered by a skinny teenager".
Hehe... Yes... Use boxie...
Kyle: (phone ringing) hello?
?????: snake, I'm going to transmit the password to you now
Kyle in mind: who the hell is snake??
74724
In their defense, I am actually pretty strong for my size. And, I bashed one of them with a door, and he smacked against a wall... And the other I just smacked in the jugular vein... Ow.
74747
I know, I'm skinny too but I'm the invick champ in martial arts in my neighbor
Well that's extremely out of character for Celestia.
74773
She was pissed at me. I beat the hell out of a pegasus, and then I talked back to her. My original intention was to have her remain calm and ask me why I did it... I would have mouthed off then. She was going to give me an opportunity to explain, and I messed it up. Oops.
74747 Too bad Pinkie wasn't there to warn them to watch out for doors.
My first thought was trollestia
Assassin creed ponyhood
Lol, Awesome chapter!
Keep writing!
74904
Do you see the blue 'reply' button on the right side?
Now I give you time to think.
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So, you know it now, or you need some help?
yo man what the f**k is wrong with ya your crazy dude sex? dungeon? I was expectin the princes to call in a chopper dude you are mest up but oh well it cool... I think
74469 WAIT WAIT WAIT for one second..... sequel?
(Insert M.Bison here)
75025
Yeah! And, I have also made the end to this story MUCH less depressing.
I was expecting you to have to call doctor whooves and tell him to send you back to earth because you are now a criminal in Equestria but hey that was a better ending
75029 Cool. I was a bit worried when you said that this story will end on a depressive note.
74775
Well, it'd be extremely hard to put her in character anyhow. Lauren Faust herself commented that Celestia is enigmatic even to her.
I just said it was out of character for her because of how little she intervenes. Even when a dragon is stomping down Ponyville, she's nowhere to be seen. Yet at the same time, if Spike has a letter detailing recent Pinkie Pie activity, she is on the scene almost instantly.
Either way I'm starting to think that Celestia is even more random and hard to explain than the Pinkster herself, and with that in mind it would hard to get her involved in anything except something that is big enough to shake Equestria.
...I guess that's where Trollestia comes in.
I played this throughout the jailbreak bit. Metal gear solid: Cavern
I don't know about u all, but I thought of Hitman: Blood Money. Freaking epic game. Oh, and here is why Kyle doesn't like RB's make out scenes, this is her kiss emoticon
82587
I never said I didn't like those scenes. I just try not to put too many of them in the story, as it would end up feeling overused.
I noticed something...when Kyle was talking to the guard in the chariot.
*'Can't remember lines right'*
"he keeps bullying my son" said the guard.
"I'd hit 'em again if he was here, for your daughter" said Kyle .
Kinda odd....that you didn't double read.
74773
Not really Twilight caused a riot in "Lesson Zero" with her Smartypants doll and didn't get punished for it
74587
hehe. Just continue reading a few chapters on ^^
Whenever i read this fic i can't do anything but laugh this is my new fallout equestria by which i can't stop reading
82599 I get the feeling you were playing Oblivion around the time you wrote this. Am I correct in these assumptions?
74587 Ah! So THAT'S where you got the idea for Omnius' and Kyle's escape!
Sooooo lucky he got out off the hook. Why do people always break out of the dungeon? It usually only ends up with them gettin in more trouble.
Kyle? Kyle! KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Metal Gear Pony
Ok, I know this comment's a little late.
Rendan is my name spelled with one less letter. Mine's Brendan. What are the odds?
metal gear much
Why this chapter was great. I love stealth stories and jail breaks.