CHAPTER 43
I began to wake up, and I felt a warmth around my chest. I stirred a bit, and opened my eyes.
I rolled over, and looked right into a familiar pair of violet eyes. Dashie appeared to had just woken up as well. She had her front hooves wrapped around me, and a satisfied smile on her face.
"Dashie? Why are you-"
I opened my eyes fully, and the shock woke me up, causing my memory to rush back to me. I pinched myself on the side, but nothing happened.
"This... Isn't a dream..."
"No... It isn't..." She sounded like she was still really tired.
"Processing..."
Ding.
"OH MY GODDESSES WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?" I threw my hands to my head, and started going completely mental... I mean I... WITH A PONY...
"Kyle! Calm down!" Dashie was up now, and she was staring at me, both confused, and worried.
"But we... I mean I... With you..."
"Yeah..."
I stood there for a moment, processing all of this in my mind.
"Alright..." I sighed heavily. "What's done is done... And I should be thankful it was with you, Dashie." A smile broke across my face.
"Glad to see you're calm now. Well, I gotta go, we have a snowstorm planned for today. So you stay inside, lover boy."
My face turned a deep crimson red, and Dashie laughed as she flew out of my window.
"Alrighty then..." I put some pants and a shirt on, as I was only in my underwear, and I headed downstairs to see if anypony else was still here.
I saw Vinyl passed out on her setup with Octavia. They had apparently hung out all night, and partied pretty hard. But nopony partied as hard as I did... This will either haunt me or bless me, forever...
"OOOOHHH! Hi Kyle! So, what were you and Dashie doing upstairs?" Pinkie bounced over to me. She had woken up a few hours ago, by the looks. She had a look on her face that made me think she already knew.
"Well, you see, when a mare and a... Man... Love each other very much..."
Pinkie's smile widened.
"I knew it! Now I have to throw you two a party!"
I went pale, and I grabbed her shoulders to make her look at me.
"NO. NO PARTIES ABOUT THIS. AM I CLEAR?"
"Yes sir!" Pinkie gave me a comical salute, and trotted over to the snack table to finish off what was left. I stepped over a few unconscious ponies, and saw Zeph and Spitfire talking about something. When they saw me approaching, their conversation immediately ended, and they both grinned at me.
"So... You've done it, huh?"
"Zeph... Do you know what I think you know?" I looked at him, knowing the answer.
He nodded, and Spitfire started laughing.
"Heck, almost everypony knows. Me and Zephy saw you go upstairs. Good going, Romeo."
"OI!"
Spitfire and Zeph both laughed.
"Alright. Well dude, we have to get going. We have practice soon. Seeya!" Zeph waved as he readied his wings.
"See you two later."
They left, and I sat down on my sofa. I was still trying to completely process everything, but I knew one thing: I'm a man now.
I pinched myself again. I sighed. "This really isn't a dream... Confound these ponies, they drive me to insanity."
"On one hand, it was with the one I love... But on the other hand, SHE'S A PONY."
Even my mind was battling it out with conflicting standings. Part of me wanted to be happy, another wanted me to punch myself in the face.
"OK... Calm down... It's been done. You can't reverse it... Be thankful for what you have..."
Yep, still talking to myself.
"Well, sounds like yer' mighty troubled there, Kyle."
"Yeah, no kidding, AJ. I don't know what to think..."
"Well, why don't'cha start by tellin' me what happened?"
My face turned red again. "I don't know if you even WANNA know..."
"Y'all can tell me anything."
"Alright... Well, last night..."
I told her. I didn't go into detail though...
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"... And that's it. Now I'm here, freaking out over it." I felt a lot better since I could talk about it.
"Well, Ah' think Ya' should be glad that Ya' done it with Rainbow. She's a nice mare, and Y'all got a good thing goin' on. Be happy fer' what happened, n' always treasure that memory."
I smiled. "You're right... I shouldn't be freaking out about this. No matter what anypony says... I'll be happy... Thanks for talking with me about this, AJ. You're a good friend."
She gave a friendly hug. "T'weren't nothin'. Anything t' help a friend in need. I gotta get back t' th' farm, but know that Ah'll be there fer' Ya' if Ya' ever need anypony t' talk to." She trotted out the door. A lot of the ponies had woken up and left. The only two who hadn't were Vinyl and Octavia.
I walked over to them, and gently tapped them both with my foot.
"Oi. Wake up. Time to go."
Vinyl raised her head, and pushed up her shades to look at me. "Oh, hey kid... Nice going."
"Wait, what?"
She stood up. "You and Dashie. Nice going!"
"Does EVERYPONY who was here know about that?"
Octavia had woken up. "Pretty much. Everypony saw you two go up the stairs together. You're such a cute couple."
"Octavia... Shut up." Vinyl shot her a look.
"Alright... I get it. Everypony knows. Big deal."
"Yeah. Well, we gotta get going. Some guys'll be by to pick up my setup here in about an hour. Seeya. Come on, Octavia."
"Goodbye, Kyle."
"Later..."
They left, and I was alone.
"Ugh..." I plopped back down on my sofa.
"I'm never gonna hear the end of this..."
Kyle's reaction to Pinkie Pie wanting to throw a party for what he did last night with Rainbow was hilarious. Pinkie really does use any possible excuse to throw a party.
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You should have heard me when I was typing it. When I type ANY of Kyle's dialogue, I say it aloud... As I am Kyle... And it sounded freaking HILARIOUS.
74145
It probably sounded a good bit like how I read it. Somehow I've gotten into the habit of reading stories and trying to figure out how it would sound if I was watching a show instead. It makes some stories a lot more interesting but at the same time it causes me to hate movies/shows based on the story because they never sound like how I think they should. Never mind that 90% of the time the movie/show never stays loyal to the story.
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Yeah... Well, I plan on doing an Audio Book on this when I finish it, and as long as my voice doesn't come out sounding like dog shit (Which it does, seeing as to how I am still a teenager with a voice stuck between a kid and an adult) I bet you will LOVE IT!
You sick bastard, how could you do it?
............I am both indifferent and amused by this chapter...Especially Kyle's reaction to Pinkie Pie.
....i still want them to have foals WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the future, but that's not genetically possible at this moment.....maaaan....
Anways, Short, To the point chapter. Nice, especially considering how much material you had to work with.
ALLONS-Y!!!
Be back a few chapters ago.*steps into the TARDIS*
*Woosh-Woosh*
-Vanishes-
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Very carefully. I would say something else but there could be kids watching.
74168
Heh... Well, with the foals... We won't have kids... But we plan on adopting... But I'm not telling who.
Calling it now, Scootaloo gets adopted.
74173
I'm not sure how long Scoot's heart could take having Rainbow Dash and DJ 1NS4N1TY as parents. That much awesome at the same time might be a bit much for the little filly. Any possible adoptee would need to be slowly added in to that family for fear of awesome overload.
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Yeah, you all caught me. It's Scoots. BUT! You don't know when, or HOW we will bring her into the family...
74172 centaurs maybe?
74176 i say if he went with ponification a slight "hiccup"...hehehe...should occur and make Half-ponified. maybe turn kyle into an angel maybe? wings coming out of his back?
74195
Hmmm... Maybe... But then again, The Doctor is right, human.... "Seed" would not impregnate a pony. Or would it...? These are a completely different species from Earth ponies. (They can talk and do magic and fly for gods sakes.) I'll think about it.
And with the wings... Twilight tried that. Look at what happened. Oh me back...
74196
Oooh, riight! The Doctor!
I KNOW he have something to make this work!
And now, I call the reader named MyLittleTimeLord!
What are you telling to us, Sole Survivor of Gallopfrey?
Let Twilight use her magik, so your seed could impregnate Dash.
Ponman? lol creepy. Better to adopt a foal.
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Actually, I've been thinking about it... The foal would look just like a pony. He would have cyan fur, a dark brown mane, wings, and violet eyes... I MUST MAKE THIS WITH THE PONY CREATOR!
I imagine that if you get The Doctor, Twilight, and Luna in a room together they could figure out a way to get this to work. I mean if the moon goddess, the strongest unicorn in Equestria, and a Time Lord can't figure it out...Who can?
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I don't know. Like I said, the ponies in Equestria can't have the same genetics that Earth ponies do. But this might get REALLY complicated, so I think I'll just stick to the simple solution of adoption.
This both made me sick and laugh at the same time.
i just had the idea of having ragingsemi fill in the blanks about what happened that night
74305
Go ahead. I think it would be hilarious to see something like that happen.
74305
Ragingsemi?
:D
That would be the best clopfic I've ever read!
74223 hmmmmmm..... Kyle+=... Oh god.... Aperture science WHAT HAFT YOU DONE? KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!
74372
Actually, I plan on making our foal in General Zoi's Pony Creator. He will be a regular foal, no human stuff, but will be a mix of traits between me and Dashie. Like, he will have my hair color in his mane, but the same coat as Dashie.
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WHAT THE BUCK AM I READING
I just read chapters 42 and 43 one after the other, as they were both up when I made my second daily check of this fanfic, and it was awesome. Though I am starting to wonder...well, I just said it a couple lines up.
And you mentioned turning this into an Audio Book, I believe? That would be interesting.
And apparently your catchphrases are "ALLONS-Y" and "Oi".
Long story short, this is awesome, and I can't wait for more. Scootaloo adoption should be amazing!
74310 awesome
Oh my... *Blushes*. Well i have to agree with AJ here, that if you commit to "the act", then doing "it" with the one you love, it would be the best possible situation. (I really dont care about the Interspecies "issue", because as my mother once taught me "as long as there is love between two individuals, the love should not under any circumstances be forbidden or negated/hated/frowned upon".) Of course i myself will be paired with another human, but in the fantasy-world such as equestria, as long as i would have no way back to earth if i would just suddenly appear in there, i could imagine try to form relationships with the local population, no matter what level the relationship(s) might escalate to. (I mean, i wouldnt really have a choise of species, right?) Also i really dont know about the actual laws of Ponyville/Equestria, so i cannot tell would the "Interspecies Attraction/Courting etc" be against the laws
Lastly, i guess i will apologize for writing/ranting about that so long about this, so go ahead and say "Your a gay faggot" or "You disgust me, you beastiality freak(not that i would ever be one), because i have gotten used to being put down/insulted by pretty much everyone i have ever met...
P.S. Again, dont worry about my "feelings" and lay your hatred, vengeance and any other feeling towards me, i pretty much expect that where-ever i even bother to write anything. Also Excellent story so far k12314, cant wait for more
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Well, you have my full respect and friendship. THANK YOU. Well, that's two people who think like I do about this situation. YAY!
74375Oh thank god, for a moment i was concerned such a thing would be a horrible chimera of both species
74461
Well, me and Dashie won't be having any foals until the sequel. UNTIL THEN: ADOPTION!
Im doubtful that Luna or Zeph would allow Kyle to go through any jail-time. At least I HOPE they wouldn't
Giggity. What's done is done, bro, might as well enjoy it now. Not much else to do but wait till a clear night, sit back in a lawn chair on the roof, pop open a cold one, and watch the universe do it's thing. Works for me.
I'm fine with this I see nothing wrong it doesn't even count as bestiality and hey chica bump bump
>>Fragment123
Lol, you do have a point. Can't be bestiality it it's two intelligent species doing it.
How the hell do I link a comment to another comment?
74811 caboose?! What are you doing here?!
74228 I am on it right now! That's an idea! If somehow, a pony is impregnated by a human, the baby will always be a pony, but the pony will have some of its traits come from the human! HOWS THAT!?
79341 I cant get the URL for the picture... I know how to but for some reason, i cannot i cannot find the 'copy link location' thing to get the URL... CLOP ME!
What you need is a good dose of nanites, a few dna modifications, rather painfull surgery and a large dose of twilights already tested and confirmed unsafe magic and youl be a pony. Its so easy your doctor could do it, including the time traveling one!
That was some funny shit
"Processing..."
Ding.
when i hard that i luled so hard i think i acually pissed myself XD
74145
Sooo... it actually happened... Go kid, Go!
I speak the words that I'm typing for my characters in my stories too.
I for one am happy for kyle, he's happy and RD is happy, i may be taking this better then most because I have been desensitized to the point of having near no emotion, earlier today I read "I'll be home for hearths warming eve" (warning if you do read this you should be aware it is a very sad story, good but sad) and barely flinched. None the less, good chapter and here's hoping for a bright future
"Processing..."
Ding.
"OH MY GODDESSES WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?" I threw my hands to my head, and started going completely mental... I mean I... WITH A PONY...
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
You are one of the most hilarious fimfic writers i have EVER READ you made me fall out of my chair and hit my head on my desk caus i was laughing so hard... lol
only you could make the cloppy part funny...
*BLURG* yep I think I was just sick I'm just happy there were no details
lmao every time kyle goes "OI!" i LMAO
74400 74408 make that three. Taken Pony, I gotta say normally everything people do just pisses me right the fuck off, but that thing you just said made me feel that maybe humanity isn't down the crapper, and maybe just maybe they shouldn't all be killed off one by one until there's nothing left but their abandoned cities and establishments ripe for the rest of nature to take its course so the animals can take back what is rightfully theirs to be governed by the chaotic rules of the wild not the domestic wild we use as our hunting grounds, but the true merciless wild where the weak are devoured to make the strong all the more stronger where there is no such thing as "progress" and life is what it is even though no one knows what life is because there is no time to stop and ponder such thoughts when any second you could fall prey to a larger species *gaaaassp*
Oops. Went a bit overboard there. It's too long to delete it all. Curse my laziness! Wait... stop typing. StopSTOPstopSTOP! Crap, rant overload!!
Welp I'm back, aaand I'm jus' gona post dis as it is.
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Maybe the magic of this world changes his DNA enough for foals?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! YOU ARE A GOD!
anypony else reading on the ps3 with a move controller ?