CHAPTER 57
Crossover with Nathan Traveler's "Omnius's Travels: Equestria"
AUTHORS NOTE: So... I read this series of stories, called Kidnapped. Here, have some links. READ IT.
"Ohhhh... Me head..." I woke up, immediately feeling the after effects of being knocked out in one hit.
"Ah, you're awake!"
"Huh?" I looked over and saw a pony. He was wearing a blue jacket, glasses, and had a goatee-like growth on his face. He reminded me of Gordon Freeman.
"So... How the heck did you get into Equestria?"
"Wait wait wait... Before you start asking ME questions, lemme ask you one: Who are you?"
"Well, everyone calls me Nathan Traveler, but I prefer to go by Omnius. Charmed, I'm sure."
"Freakin' ECSTATIC. Now... How do we get out of here?"
"Well, I have an idea."
"And what would that be?"
He closed his eyes, falling into deep concentration. Then, he became taller, more muscular, his coat was a rust red color, he had armor on his back and legs, his eyes were glowing in a sunset-like color, and I could tell that his temper had flared. He walked over to the cell door, and started throwing rapid bucks at it, all the while shouting "AKAKAKAKA" like Kenshiro. If you don't know who that is, then I feel sorry for you.
The cell door was bent every which way, and fell right over. Omnius' muscles deflated, and he leaned on the wall.
"Wow... That really took it out of me."
"Well, get up. We've got some other ponies to save." I grabbed a piece of metal that had flown off the door in Omnius' blind rage.
"So... What is your name, then?"
"Kyle."
"Ah. Well, what's your plan?"
"Beat the crap out of anyone we see, and just walk around until we find my friends."
"... You're just making this up as you go along, aren't you?"
I did my best Big Mac impression. "Eeyup."
"Wow, you sounded a lot like Big Mac there."
"You know him?"
"Yeah, I've been in Equestria for a while now."
"Huh. Amazing that I never saw you around."
"I've been in another world for a bit now..."
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"
A big, husky man in a black suit ran up to us.
"OK, I don't know how you two got out, but you're going right back in."
I promply responded by kicking him right in the "sensitive area" of a man. Y'all know what I'm talking about.
He fell over, groaning.
"Do you always hurt people out of nowhere?"
"Well, lets see... I'm a slightly unstable sixteen year old boy, with a long history of dangerous schemes and violence. What do you think?"
"Oh... Kyle, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship!"
The man started to get up.
"Hey, Omnius... Give him a quick kick."
"Sure." He reared back, and then kicked the man square in the side of the head. "HOOF TO THE HEAD!"
"Very original..."
"Shut up..."
"Let's keep walking... Hey, a storage room." I walked inside, and saw a few empty cardboard boxes. Me and Omnius looked at each other, smiling. We were thinking the same thing.
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We were both under cardboard boxes, and trying not to laugh.
"You know, if this actually works, I'm gonna laugh."
"Kyle... OK, I can't even argue. I will too."
"Oh! Shhh... Someones coming..."
We huddled into a corner, and stopped moving.
"Hm?" A guard walked over, and looked at Omnius' box, then to mine. "I'd better tell those janitors to get off their lazy butts and do some work for once..."
He walked away. We stood up, removing the boxes to get some fresh air.
"That actually worked, didn't it?" We were both trying to stifle a laugh.
"Yes, yes it did. And this is why I'm glad I ended up falling into Equestria one day. Our world is full of idiots..."
"Yeah, well, with how many worlds I've been to, you see some pretty stupid things, but that takes the cake."
"Wait, you've been to different worlds?" I looked at him, confused.
"Yeah. How did you get back here from Equestria anyways?"
"I came with The Doctor."
"You're kidding..." He stared at me in disbelief.
"What, you know him?"
"Know him? We're like best buds, he and I! Well, the human one at least..."
"Huh... Alrighty then, let's keep moving... Hey, how come you are still a pony? Wouldn't you do the same thing The Doctor did? Well... Until now... The TARDIS got all messed up, so everypony is still just that: A pony."
"Huh. Well, this guy named Torrentican got me with Poison Joke..."
"You don't need to explain any further. I know how THAT stuff feels..." I shuddered.
"Ugh... Well, let's keep moving, shall we?"
"Good idea. Allons-y!"
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We had been wandering for the good part of ten minutes. Omnius decided to strike up conversation again.
"So... You and Dashie?"
"Yeah? What about us?"
"You tapped that flank?"
"You wanna die?" I stared at him, some anger starting to build up. I do NOT need this right now...
"Well, I can't die, but don't hit me. You see, I heard about it, but I thought you were a pony..."
"So what, are you grossed out or something?"
"No, of course not. As long as you two are happy, you have the Traveler Seal Of Approval."
"Good. Now I don't have to beat you senseless, and then some."
"You really are a violent person, aren't you?"
"I thought we had already established that."
"Good point... I think we're gonna be good friends, you and I!"
We walked past a room, and I took a brief look in a window. But then I did a double take, and jumped back to said window, staring through. I saw a room, with all of my friends chained down. A few scientists were wheeling in a cart with dissecting tools.
And then the blind rage kicked in. The door's lock was weak. I ran into it a few times, and it broke down. I started grabbing everything in sight, and throwing it at guards and scientists. Computer screens, trays, test tubes, chairs, you name it. After large amounts of property damage and injuries to others, I calmed down. Everyone in the room was out cold, or had run away.
"Erm... You OK?"
I was breathing heavily. "Yes... I feel... Satisfied..."
I grabbed a key off of a guard, and unlocked all of my friends, who were all unconscious. I noticed that only The Doctor, Rose, and Derpy were here... And they were all knocked out.
"Oh for the love of- WHERE ARE THE OTHERS?"
"Hey, I'm just Nathan Traveler, not a psychic."
I walked out into another hallway, and saw a cell at the end. Zephyr and Dashie were there. When I approached, Dashie looked up at me, relieved. But Zeph kept staring at the wall.
"Oh, good. I was wondering when you would get here." Apparently she had expected me to break out. Wow.
"Hey, Dashie... What's with Zeph?"
"He was freaking out, and hit a dude in a white coat. A guard stabbed him with a needle..."
"Tranquilizer..." Me and Omnius spoke at once.
Zeph then tried to get up, and walked into the wall. I smacked him on the side of the head.
"SNAP OUT OF IT."
He shook his head, and stared at me. Then he just started laughing.
"You have GOT to be kidding me... Omnius, any ideas?"
"Well... You have a piece of metal..."
"I don't wanna hurt him..."
Dashie looked at Zeph, then back to me. "I don't think you have a choice."
Zeph was still laughing and walking into walls. Yeah, no choice.
BONK.
Zeph fell over. I felt a twinge of regret, but hey, at least he wasn't slamming into walls.
Dashie got him up on her back.
"Are you sure you can carry him?"
"Kyle, have you forgotten who you're talking to?"
I rolled my eyes. We all went back to the experiment room to see if everypony was awake. They were.
Rose approached me, looking at the broken bits of stuff and unconscious people around her. "Did you do all this?"
"Yeah, I did. Why do you ask?"
"Oh... No reason, just checking..."
"Fantastic breakout you two! Hey, who's this one then?"
"You broke a bunch of clocks over my head, how can you not remember me?"
"No... That wasn't me."
"Oh! Wait, that's the PONY you! It's me, Omnius!"
"Oh! Fancy that! It's great to see you again, Omnius!"
"So... How do we get out of here?" Derpy was looking around the room frantically... I think.
"Well, how about we follow the signs that say 'Exit?'" The Doctor pointed to a sign on the wall. Oh.
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After leaving the base with surprisingly no trouble, we had gone back to the TARDIS. When I went to step in, The Doctor blocked me.
"Ah-ah-ah, you know what has to happen."
"I'm wanted by the government! What do I do?"
"Well... I dunno... But if Equestria is to stay in one piece, you stay here." Curse you time for being all wibbley wobbly.
I held my head low. Dashie was already inside, expecting me. "Alright... I guess I'll stay... Goodbye, Doctor."
"Goodbye." He stepped inside. The TARDIS began to fluctuate, and disappeared.
I was stuck back on Earth.
But, I had forgotten one thing.
"Hey, you don't wanna miss your wedding with The Dashter, now do you?"
I spun around. Omnius was still with me.
"How did yo-?"
"Dude. You're wearing a ring that matches Dash's earrings. I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid. Now, just hold onto my coat, and hope for the best!"
I grabbed his coat. I closed my eyes, and I felt very strange.
I woke up under a tree, in an open field. Ponyville was a half a mile away.
"Erm... I think I forgot to carry the two..."
"Well, lets get walking..." I stood up.
The Doctor can't keep ME down.
That was a bit...unsettling.
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And now the world is going to end.
Probably.
YES! I love the travels of Ominus! Can't wait for the next bit.
92823
Oh, I have plans... Trust me...
i noticed you used that little line you replied to me with yesterday about kyle being violent and all. i chuckled at that a little
Oh, hey, a wall!
Let's check if I can break it with my head!
*crash*
Hahahaaaa!!!
*crash*
Haaaahhh!!!
*crash*
Wooow, little stars EVERYWHERE!!!!
super enemy base with what the probably think are aliens...just put 3 people in the building I mean whats the worst thing that could happen
Kyle seems strangely proud about being an over-violent,sadistic,temperamental teenager
as kefka would have said
Mistaking tight-lipped for being cool?
If the word starts to end, don't worry:
I have metaphorcal duct-tape.
"I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid" Wait, what?
This is slowly becoming one of my favorite fics on the site, keep it up!
-Glassed
and on a little side note.
The government is always screwing over in fanfics isn'it?
i mean seriously it's not like they can manage to ALWAYS mess stuff up
well...most of times maybe.
but im pretty sure they would approach an "alien invasion" with more caution than simply kidnapping the poor things and dissecting them for science
leaving hacking stuff apart in the name of science for the nazis.
92831 please don't make the world of Equestria end make it where Earth ends instead I don't want to see dead ponies
92837 lol
92831 ok so if going through the "rift" "tear" of space would make the world end, why not shove him back threought the tear seal it than bring him back with either nathan or the TARDIS?
Please update more today! The suspense is killing me!
Kyle! Y U NO CARE ABOUT EQUESTRIA BEING DESTROYED?!
92880
I do care, but I won't leave my family behind. No, I'll work with The Doctor to find a way to fix this mess and let me stay.
92837 keep doing that and youll end up like derpy
i swear if kyle doesnt spend the rest of his days in equestria youll be sorry. jk jk but seriously work around the world being destroyed
92885
Hey, Kyle hit me with a stick and I fell unconscious, what do you think, I will continue it?
idk why, but at the end I was hearing this on my head:
http://www.youtube.com/#/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
I can stand weapons in earth, I can stand a galaxy blowing up to smithereens, but I cry of rage when a pony gets ponynapped that makes me angry
Iwish that Kyle ends in equestria and it don't disappear
need to snek past guards? us boxes
doctor here is a solution make him a bucking pony
Lol
92884
And once you and a friend hide in boxes just like MGS...well that forms a bond that is thicker than blood..I will help you out in any way I can. count on it.
Omnius!!!
YES! By all that is holy... This may have been the funniest chapter ever. Props on yet another reality you've starred in, Traveler. Bending the laws of space and time does have it's advantages, I suppose.
92888
I know you were a little loopy and all when it happened but it was probably a pipe and not a stick. Never really heard of a stick of metal.
Now I believe The Doctor said that him traveling thru the rift would cause the collapse if he didn't stay on Earth. Well now he traveled to Equestria without going thru the rift. Technically he agreed to stay behind and not come back via rift-travel...nothing at all mentioned about not returning via some other source of inter-dimensional travel.
Zeph got a SHOT so CALLED IT
92987
...
Do you think I saw what was hitting my head??
I just assumed it was a stick, or something...
92884
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
You figure out the rest.
Ok what the heck is the Omnius and who the heck is Kenshiro?
93029
Omnius is from another fanfic called Omnius's Travels: Equestria.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/2034/
I recommend reading it, its a great story and one of my favorites along with this one!
Metal Gear Pony
!
93018
Aw, but I wanted to bring my dog back to life!
93106
93133
Fable II joke.
93106
I see what you did there
Gotta say I now love this story
92847
*Stretches out neck* Nope. I'm just proud of who I am.
...
I have nothing to say.
Except MOOOOOOOOOAR!
you turned into a pony didn't you...
This is HILLARIOUS expecialy the part where you where throwing everything around knocking people out
No wories, time is always looping back on itself. When you travel back in time YOUR REALY NOT TRAVELING BACK IN TIME, time simply loops back on itself to send you to the past, meaning if you travel back in time, THEN IN THE FUTURE YOUR IN THE PAST. this means if equestria or earth ended, he never would've ended up in equestria in the first place, if this happens then the world (either earth or equestria) never would've ended! so this means if the world wasent destroyed the second he apeared in equestria, THEN NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IT NEVER WILL BE DESTROYED! And so we have this amazing yet confusing time paradox!
You put in omnius. I love you.
93423 MIND = BLOWN
the first 2 lines reminded me of cupcakes I predict kyle WILL be ponified
93202 PLEASE MAKE IT THAT FOR ONCE THE DOCTOR IS WRONG ABOUT TIME AND SPACE BEING WIBBLY WOBBLY AND FRAGILE AND THAT EQUESTRIA SURVIVES!
93423
Or, I could just bust out the magic duct-tape. I like duct-tape.