CHAPTER 58
Crossover with Nathan Traveler's "Omnius's Travels: Equestria"
As Omnius and I headed back to Ponyville, I remembered something.
"I need to talk to Dashie about getting me into Winter Wrap Up."
He just looked at me.
"Well, from what I know, you can just participate. They do a musical number EVERY YEAR though..."
"Uh-oh... I'm not the best singer in the world..."
Omnius pulled a harmonica out of his coat pocket and waved it in my face. He was going to play it instead of sing.
"I hate you. SO. MUCH."
He just started laughing.
"Omnius... If you keep that up, I'm going to bury you alive." I tried to imitate Nick's voice from Left 4 Dead 2.
"Erm..."
"Yeah, that shut you up. Now... Musical number... Meh, I'll make it up as I go along."
"I could help you. I'm good with lyrics."
"OMNIUS, YOU'RE A LIFESAVER."
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"OK, so... Before I confront Dashie about not being on the TARDIS, as I know she'll be upset, I say we try to get The Doctor to let me stay. Maybe we can think of a way to fix the rift too..."
"Yeah. I may not know much about all of that wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff, but I do know how to mess with it until it works!"
"Omnius, buddy, you scare me. I like that about you."
We arrived at the entrance to Ponyville, but alas, my wife and child were there, waiting for me.
"Kyle... Why weren't you on the TARDIS? I was worried sick about you! NOT. COOL."
"I... Well you see we... I mean I... And then he... The government... It's a LONG STORY. Can I just tell you later?"
"No, I wanna know NOW. I think your own WIFE has a right to know these things."
Curse you Dashie, with your ability to guilt trip me into anything.
"Alright, well-"
Omnius cut me off. "Look, Dasher, I'd love to catch up with you too, but right now, we've got stuff to do. NOW. "
"And who says I won't keep you here until you guys tell me what's going on?"
"What if I said Equestria would disappear in a snap if we don't hurry?"
Dashie's eyes widened, and we walked past her. Scoots just stared at us, confused.
I turned around to look at Dashie, and mouthed the words "I'll tell you later, don't worry."
I let out a sigh of relief. "Omnius, you just saved my LIFE. I know what wives are like about their husbands getting in trouble. I watched those movies..."
"Yeah, don't mention it. Now, where is The Doctor... AH! I remember! This house, right here."
We walked up to the aforementioned house, and walked right in. I saw The Doctor, but he didn't seem to happy.
"Well, if it isn't you... Wait, a human..." He approached me with his Sonic Screwdriver.
"Wait, Doc, it's me!"
"I don't know you, but I do know why you're here... You're trying to destroy this world..."
"No, actually, he's trying to help me save it."
The Doctor... Or, this one at least, just looked at Omnius.
"OK, we need to go see you- Well, your other you... But that doesn't- OH FORGET IT. Come on Kyle, lets go. I forgot, this was the wrong Doctor."
"I can tell..."
We left, and were only walking for another five minutes before confronted by The Doctor, the right one.
"Alright... I know you brought him back here, Omnius, and you need to send him home."
"Why? He didn't do anything."
"Well, his coming here again caused the rift to get even bigger. Now Equestria has even less time. Congratulations, you've killed a world."
Omnius' face lit up with sudden realization.
"Wait, didn't you say that the TARDIS had sustained some damage, Kyle?"
"Uh, yeah. Why?"
"What if that's what caused the rift to grow? The TARDIS could have just jumped through the rift to get back here, due to its damage. So what if that 'slingshot' method strained the rift, and just made it worse?"
The Doctor pondered this for a moment. "So, what do you propose?"
"Duct tape. And lots of it."
I gave him a sharp jab on the shoulder. "This is serious!"
"Ow... OK, how about you give us twenty four hours to fix the rift, and we get to stay. If we can't fix it, he and I leave quietly."
"That sounds fair..."
I looked around, and saw that The Doctor's usual entourage wasn't with him. "Where's Derpy and Rose?"
"I dropped them back at home. Rose wanted to see her Mum, and Derpy wanted to see her daughter."
"Oh. Makes sense. Alright, Omnius, let's get going. We have a rift to fix. ALLONS-Y!"
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As Omnius and I pored over books and ideas at Twilight's library, we made some small talk.
"So... Why do you keep stealing The Doctor's catchphrase?"
"Wait, what? You mean allons-y?"
"Yeah. He uses it all the time!"
"Why that dirty son of a- I used that around him once, and he said he was going to use it every once in a while. That Timelord punk is ripping me off..."
"Wow. Didn't see that coming."
"Alright, lets keep thinking..."
I kept flipping through pages, and eventually threw the book across the room in anger.
"Grrrrr... I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!" I slammed my head down on the table. "All of the things I've done... All the relationships I have... My family... I'm going to lose it all..." I felt tears welling up in my eyes.
Omnius just stared at me, bewildered. "You're just going to give up?"
"What's the point... If you or The Doctor don't know how to fix this, how the hay am I going to?"
"Well, you seemed to be able to adjust to any and all situations before, why not now? I mean, Ye Gods, man! You can do anything if you set your mind to it. Now get your head up and keep reading. Come on, we've got worlds to save!"
I wiped my eyes, and nodded. I grabbed another book, and started reading.
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After another few hours, we had gone through half of the library. I had already began to develop some serious stress buildup, and my eye was twitching.
"OK. If the next book I flip through doesn't have the answer, I'm just going to wing it and hope for the best."
I started skimming pages. The book was released a couple of months ago, and it was on the history of Equestria.
"Wait..." I saw a familiar picture. It was of Twilight, Pinkie, Rarity, Dashie, AJ, and Shy all wearing a fancy bit of jewelry.
I read aloud. "Equestria saved from Discord's wrath by six heroic ponies, the wielders of the 'Elements of Harmony,' a force that can overcome any task... And another pony, who goes only by 'Traveler,' has been found to be the bearer of a seventh Element: Hope."
"Processing..."
Ding.
"LIGHTBULB!" I threw my arms up in the air and stood up. Omnius had fallen asleep, and he woke up with a yelp when I screamed that.
"What? Lightbulb? This room is lit by candles..."
"No, Omnius... I have an idea."
"And what might that be?"
"Come on, Hope. We have a posse to gather."
Hey, if anyone is interested, I posted the first part of my side of the story...Just if you're curious.
Yay! Update! Cannot wait for more!
these are very good i cant wait for the next one, oh and CURSE YOU CLIFFHANGER!!!
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Hehe, that's interesting...
Seventh element? Now I have to search and read the fic of it...
Dammit.
OMG 1337 WO-
*sees kingqball's comment*
...dammit.
lets hope they can fix it before the world ends
Your knee is safe. FOR NOW.
How do you even fix it without falling through it ............ again.
Well.. I get the feeling things are going to get a lot more complicated.
Good thing i've got my sodapop.
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Oooh, ha-ha-ha, very funny Lyn.
Seriously my appendix is laughing too...
When he said duct tape, I just pictured Peter Griffin taking a gigantic roll of it and taping the universe shut
lets hope that coffee shop punk doesn't ruin everything...... again.
oh, if hope fails, I have an idea...
it involves MY story. not the minecraft one, but the one about the inter-dementional salesman.
anyway, dr. com is a interdementional salesman, able to traverse the multiverse.
perhaps dr.com could use his transdementionaltraverserthingy (that will be what it is called) to bring kyle to the pony universe the right way, whitch will also turn him into a pony.
If you ask, I can supply dr.com. dr. com would also be from ANOTHER equestria.
anyway, tardises are great for travel through time and space, not through dementions though. his method is actualy fullproof.
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Sorry, but I already have a plan...
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If he tries anything...
Das Boot Cannon is primed, and ready to fire...
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awww.
doh well. perhaps I will have this be the alternet universe fluttershy and dr.com visits.
I SHALL NOT LET THIS WORLD EXPLODE!!! *finds the reason it is breaking up* hey reason. Get ready, for a slap in the jowls! *slaps reason in the jowls* EXPLOSION! *dream go's away* Aww... I saved Equestria... IN A DREAM!!!
I used to be an arrow like you, but then I took an adventurer in the ass. And my knee broke in the process. Shame, I was keeping that knee for something else.
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there's a reason they call it an "arrowhead" not an arrowass
"Processing..."
Ding.
"LIGHTBULB!"
ROTFL again... also duct tape... lol and until the elements thing my brain kept shouting throw pinkie pie at it then showed me a picture of the universe simultaneously blowing up and reassembling itself then breaking in half
Wait wait wait! Back the hell up! I have read through both this story and Nathan's story and in neither of those is there the slightest mention of Derpy having a daughter! Where did that come from?
420608 From the canon of the show, ever heard of Dinky Doo?
Really? a fucking 7th element thing again? Okay now...that fucking turns me away from reading this...why do people do that? Just why?
I'll keep reading anyway...but I swear...this just fucking pisses me off to no end. "Oh hey a 7th element of harmony!"
Can we knock that shit off?
OK srsly? traveler?,hope?......sigh,don't scare me like that...ok,explanation time,i figured(before this when the season 2 started) that the ONE of the CORE elements(derp,the mare six have only one core element so thats the second and i leave you with the question of the third one) is hope and i kept that(secret) for myself....and the traveler i figured that's from fallout or you just want an enigmatic being (chapter 58 and still reading).
Basically i felt a ping so srsly dude...creepy.
BTW I LIKE IT!(keep them coming)
wait cant the doctor seal the rift between the 2 worlds with the tardis like he did when rose came back to help save him and the others from davros who was tryin to use the reality bomb to destory everything u kno after he left his bio-medical self with rose
OF COURSE! THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!
When he said equestria would disapear in a snap scoots be like mr 1NS4N1TY i dont feel to good