CHAPTER 38
"Wow, these are really good." I was trying out Pinkie's cupcakes. I never got around to doing it before.
"Oooh! I just KNEW you would love them! I used my super extra special ingredient!"
"And just what might that be then?"
"It's a secret! Tee-hee."
I loved the cupcakes, but something was eating at me.
"Hey Pinkie, do you know where Dashie is? it's been a few days since I last saw her."
"I dunno. But there'll always be a piece of her in you. That's what love is, right?"
I brightened up a bit after she said that. "Yeah, I guess you're right."
I ate the last of the cupcake... It was colored like rainbows. Definitely better then the ones my Mom used to make.
"Alright, I gotta split, Pinkie. You know, music to make, fans to please. Seeya!"
"Bye-bye!"
She put on an apron and headed down into her basement.
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I sat at my setup, trying to think of music to make. But the only thing on my mind was Dashie.
"Where could she be? I know she likes to run off sometimes, but this is a bit much..." I was talking to myself again.
I couldn't think of anywhere that she would be, other than where she practices. I had already checked there a few times.
"GRRRR! I can't stand it when I can't figure something out..."
Then a thought popped into my head.
"Wait... Pinkie said that a piece of her would always be with me... But what did she mean by that?"
I kept pondering that, when I thought of Twilight. She's good with cryptic stuff. I got up and grabbed my jacket and hat.
"Boy I hope I'm right."
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I knocked on Twilight's door, but I got no answer. I knocked again.
"Twilight?"
Knock knock knock...
"Twiliiiiight..."
I decided to do this the fun way instead. I flew up to her balcony, and checked if the door was unlocked. It was.
"Too easy..."
I pushed open the door, when I saw a small jet of green flames fly at me.
"AAAH!" I jumped out of the way.
"Kyle? What are you doing? I thought you were a burglar!" Spike had just tried to turn me into a BBQ.
"Didn't you hear me knocking?"
"No..."
"Yet you heard me quietly open a door?"
"Yeah."
"That doesn't make any sense... Whatever. Is Twilight here?"
"No, she went to Pinkie Pie's about an hour ago."
"Oh, thanks Spike. I'm off!"
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I landed and Pinkie's, but nopony was there. I decided to go in, as the door was unlocked. What is it with ponies and not locking their doors?
"Pinkie? Twilight?"
I heard a groan from the basement, followed by some clanking and the sound of hooves coming up wooden stairs. The basement door flew open.
"Pinkie? What's the rush? Where's Twilight?"
"Oh... Um... Nowhere! She's nowhere! She isn't downstairs..."
"OOOOO... Kay... What's that on your apron?" It was a crimson red.
"Nothing! Now could you leave? I'm busy."
This wasn't like Pinkie. Her hair was down, and she was in a much more serious mood. This probably has to do with the secret ingredient in her cupcakes...
"Alright, alright... I'm going."
"Wait! Before you go, try this new cupcake!" She handed me a violet cupcake, with dark purple icing.
"Oh, OK. Thanks Pinkie. Seeya later."
I left, eating the cupcake as I walked.
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I was still stressing over the disappearance of Dashie, and now Twilight. And now the line Pinkie had told me.
"Hmmm... A little while after Dashie disappeared, Pinkie gave me rainbow-colored cupcakes... Then when Twilight was gone, the cupcakes were purple... And she's been being very secretive lately... Wait..."
The realization hit me like a freight train.
"NO. FREAKING. WAY."
I rushed out the door, and noticed that a lot of ponies were missing from the street. My first idea was to warn everypony that wasn't already... Gone... That was probably the best idea.
"I think I should go warn Rarity first, she's the closest. Then I need to get to Fluttershy... Then AJ."
I dashed out the door, almost un-hinging it from swinging it so fast.
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I burst through the doors at Rarity's boutique, and searched around a bit. I saw a wisp of pink swing out the back door.
"PINKIE!"
I chased after her. I swung out the back door, but she was already gone. I ran back inside.
"Rarity?"
I didn't hear anything. It was too quiet...
"RARITY?"
I ran upstairs and looked around. All I saw was a white cat sitting on her bed. It looked at me, meowed in a bored tone, and rolled back over.
"RARITY!?!?"
I rushed back downstairs, and into the kitchen. Then, a look of horror washed over my face, as I looked on the counter...
White crumbs and purple icing stains.
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"No... No this can't be happening..."
I paced around Fluttershy's cottage. Angel was sitting on the couch, staring at me with a confused expression.
I had run in and searched the place, but I had seen a lone cupcake that had fallen on the ground. It was pale yellow with pale pink icing.
I collapsed on the couch, head in my hands. I was crying uncontrollably.
"No... Fluttershy... Dashie... Rarity... Twilight... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry..."
I started smacking myself in the head.
"You were too slow. Face it, you can't save them. Give up!"
"Maybe I should..."
"Yeah, just give up. You're not a hero, you're a loser! A LOSER!"
"I am a loser..."
Then, an image of Dashie popped into my head, and I imagined what she would say to me if she would have seen me like this.
"What do you think you're saying? Don't you DARE give up! I won't let you!"
I stopped crying, and stood up.
"You're right. I can't give up. I can't save the rest of my friends, but I can stop this."
I ran out the door.
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I ran into the shop, and looked around. Pinkie wasn't here. I ran upstairs, nothing.
"The basement..."
I ran back downstairs, I twisted and yanked on the basement's door knob. It wouldn't budge. It was locked, and I had no way to break in.
"DANG IT!" I banged my fist off of the door.
I heard a crash, and a scream. Then I heard what sounded like a struggle, and then silence.
I ran through the building, looking through drawers and cabinets, looking for two bobby pins. I managed to find some in what looked like Pinkie's bedroom.
"Yes!" I went back to the basement door. I stuck the two bobby pins in the lock, fidgeted them around a bit, and I heard a "Click" as the door unlocked.
I slammed open the door, and sped down the stairs. It was pitch black.
"PINKIE? WHERE ARE YOU!"
"I'm right here..." She emerged from the dark, her hair down, her eyes seemed to have narrowed. I grabbed her, and slammed her against the wall.
"Wait, Kyle! What are you doing!?!?"
"I won't let you get away with this, Pinkie... You turned all of our friends into CUPCAKES! What were you thinking? WHY!?!?"
"What're ya' talkin' about?"
I heard a click, and the lights came on. I saw a table in the center of the room, covered with cupcakes that were of the same color schemes as my friends, who were all standing there, staring at me in horror.
"Kyle, put here down!" Dashie!
I let go of Pinkie, and looked at everypony.
"B-but... The cupcakes..."
"We made em'. We was gonna' celebrate Dashie's birthday."
"Oh..."
I stood there, hanging my head in shame.
"I... I'm sorry..."
Silence. After a few minutes, everypony burst out laughing.
"It's alright, Kyle. Pinkie had a similar issue as well." Twilight sounded forgiving enough.
"Yes, it's quite alright darling. We forgive you."
Everypony started chattering about their forgiveness for a few minutes. Then Dashie spoke up.
"Alright... Now that that's outta the way... LETS EAT!"
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After the party, me and Dashie were flying slowly towards her home.
"So... Why were you gone for a few days, Dashie?"
"Oh, I was out practicing in the more mountain-y places. More of a challenge, you know?"
"I guess so. And it's 'Mountainous,' not 'Mountain-y.'"
"Hmph. You would know that, geeky boy."
"OI!"
She chuckled. "Relax, I'm kidding."
"Yeah, yeah, I know. Hey, can I sleep on your couch tonight? I don't feel like flying home..."
"Sure."
What an... Eventful day that was, eh?
wat
71146
It was a request from another fan.
The title scared me.....I knew what was gona happen...Sorta.Well, at least it was...all...figured....WAITAMINUTE!!! WHAT WAS ON PINKIE'S APRON!?
ALLONS-Y!!!
Hahahahaha!
OH GOD NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK
71149
I left out the explanation for that, because I want you guys to guess for yourselves. I'll ask Pinkie in a later chapter.
A smile crept on my face.
(insert M. Bison here)
YES YEEEEES
:71146
I'm sorry Your number came up.
71171
You mean 69?
71173EXACTLY
71180
Then Pinkamina should prepare herself for a 'job'....
71148 when i said "crossover" this was not exactly what i meant whootever
71161 Same here! Holy crap, i actually thought that was the end of the story! >>k12314 You, Sir, are excellent at writing.
71193
Nah, I just got a request, and decided it would be funny.
71194
Why thanks friend. Always glad to hear that.
whe I saw the title im like 'oh dear lord the forrbiden title'
500th comment!
HA! I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A CUPCAKES CROSSOVER! I LOLLED LIKE LOLLERY
At first, I was like-
"Shit shit shit shit....!"
Then I got to where it wasn't cupcakes.
Then I facehoofed so hard I have a mark on my forehead.
Lol you such a troll, man!
Keep it up! GJ!
FYI, cupcakes gave me nightmares. If I start having them again, I'll slay you.
71250
Haha! I knew I would scare everyone with that. Y'all really thought I was going to end it like that, didn't you? Consider yourselves...
TROLLED!
Wait, Rainbow Dash's birthday? I think it would make a little more sense if it was Kyle's birthday, explaining why Pinkie wouldn't let him in the basement, and how they didn't invite THE BIRTHDAY GIRL'S OWN BOYFRIEND TO HER BIRTHDAY PARTY.
71253 Awwwww, You crazy Troll
71260
They were going to... They sorta weren't ready setting up yet. I broke into the basement for gods sakes.
about to go to bed after about 5 days no sleep and you post this chapter.
guess sleep can wait a bit longer...
just finished, so i will most likely dream cupcakes tonight?
even if the dream is related to the well known fanfic, it would be the wierdest / most gross thing i have dreamt about / seen.
i applaud you for trolling others but unfortunately, you didnt troll this fellow troll.
Anywho the wait for the next chapter begins.
71290
Oh don't worry you don't have to wait too long, it's weekend time, so K will write the new chapters nonstop!
(Or as long as I'm not asleep, guarding him with an Ak47 pointed to his head is pretty boring...)
I Had Never Actually Read Cupcakes But I've Heard A Lot About it So When i Saw The Title Im Like "Oh No" And Then I Was Like "Oh My Gosh" Then I Was Like "Okkkkkaaaayyyyyy" But Im Lost Why Was Pinkie's Hair Flat?
71309
Stress from all of the work she was doing.
You good sir will go to the place for all those who reference that fanfic! Specifically the bakery for free cupcakes with extra icing . Btw have you seen my knife
71330
Don't make me get my gun. (Yes, I have a gun. HOORAY FOR BEING RELATED TO REDNECKS!)
....Wow. Almost believed he was eating his friends.
Damn Pinkie for such Innuendos.
I swear to Celestia, if I ever end up in Equestria, if Pinkie offers me a cupcake and/or is acting secretive, I will instantly freak out. Same thing if the Cutie Mark Crusaders go missing and Big Mac starts acting suspicious...
...sorry.
When I read this I was thinking "shit's gonna happen!" then I thought "wait... The series would end if the others were dead." then I was all like "Whew, almost got trolled"
no no no no no no why did you have to kill rainbow dash pinkie why oh wait whoops nevermind
Meh its just more stacks for my mejis
Frieckin Cupcakes referance I got a bit scared there....btw nice way to put that cupcakes story in you story even though it wasent really the actual story itself...had me worried there
71333 I KNEW this katana and gun would come in handy! HahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! MY HEART WAS WARM FROM THE SUSPENSE AND ANXIETY! AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU NOW!!! HAHAHAHAHAH- *friend slaps me in the face* wow... Dude what happened? And why do i have a katana sticky taped to my hand?
friend: You were corrupted by the soul of cupcakes. You were inspired by the way it sounded that you wanted to kill him because he referenced cupcakes and he was going to make a depressing endi-
me: Wait, a depressing ending!? Y'know, I am letting you of for now... consider yourself lucky!
when i thought pinkie was killing them all i remembered the book Rainbow's New life In chapter one she kills rainbow dash and turns her into cupcakes them chapter two she kill rarity and chapter three she kills twilight.
THIS WHOLE THING SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME.
4 line :hmmmm i have my doubts
6-7 lines : uh plz dont be what i think it is
9 line : O.O..........U SONOF A BASTRAD I WILL RIPE OUT YOUR SKULL AND BEAT U WITH AND U MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH FOR THE CUPCAKES REFENCE WICH REMINDS ME OF SWEET APPLE MASSACRE ..... OH GOD IM THINKING OF IT AGIN
....I heard a click, and the lights came on. I saw a table in the center of the room, covered with cupcakes that were of the same color schemes as my friends, who were all standing there, staring at me in horror. ........o.o AWWWWWWWW I SEE WHAT U DID THERE
Oh Gods and Goddesses of the moon when I saw the title...
>>Too Lazy To Make An Account
No the only time you run is when her hair goes flat then you run like the hounds of Hades are chasing yo,u at least that's what I say to myself whenever her hair goes straight
Terror subsided, left feeling dirty. Still sweet.
Oh God! For the first 4/5th of the chapter, I thought this would be exactly like Cupcakes. I'm still sick from that horrible fanfic! (not this one, Cupcakes!)
oh thank god I repeat thank god I do not need to remember the pinkemena cupcake animation thing *shudder*
OMG! YOU DIDN'T!!!!!
when i read that title i thought "he is'nt...he cant" then reading through i was " OMFGAREYOUSERIOUSYOUCANTDOTHAT!!!!1" but it all turned out ok, you scared me, lots
my expressions all the way through this chapter
I laughed so hard i almost pissed my self
pinkie you crazy bitch
cupcakes refrence. oh lord, it was all going so good!