CHAPTER 42
I woke up in a familiar bed, in a familiar cottage.
"Ohhh... Hey, Shy."
I looked over, and saw not only Fluttershy, but Twilight as well.
"Oh... Hey Twi." I decided to start using her nickname.
"Kyle..." Fluttershy rubbed her eyes, then smiled. "You're really awake! You're OK!"
"I can't believe it..." Twilight stared at me intently. "You're alive..."
"Why wouldn't I be?"
"Well... I used a spell to check what the damage was after you changed back... And it was really bad. Your spine was damaged in four different areas... You should be dead."
"But... I could stand up... Wouldn't my back being damaged paralyze me?"
"You must've gotten really lucky. I used my magic to repair the damage... And I set it back straight. It was all crooked."
"Yeah. That's what was causing my back pains. Thank you SO MUCH." I stood up.
"Oh... You should rest Kyle... I mean... If that's OK..."
"Nah, I'll be alright."
I walked downstairs, when I saw a streak of cyan fly at me. Dashie grabbed me, and hugged me tight. She was crying her eyes out.
"K-Kyle... I-I t-thought y-you weren't g-g-gonna w-wake up..."
I hugged her back, holding on like my life depended on it. I didn't want to let go.
"It's alright, love. I'm here... I won't leave you... I would never do that to you..."
She just kept crying. I looked around, and noticed everypony else here as well. Pinkie, AJ, Rarity, Zeph, Spitfire, and... Luna? Woah.
"It's good to see that you are OK." Luna had apparently been really worried. As was everypony else.
"Well shoot, Ah'm glad that Yer' alright. I 'xpected th' worst..."
"Don't scare us like that you meanie-weenie-bo-beanie!"
"Oh my... You look absolutely horrible. Your back is completely red..." How did Rarity... Oh, I didn't have my shirt on.
"Dude... Are you alright?" Zeph looked at me, genuine worry in his eyes.
"Sheesh, kid. You had me and Zephy scared to death..."
"Sorry, Spits." I smirked at the idea.
Zeph got an evil grin on his face.
"Spits... I like that."
"Zephy, don't get any ideas..."
"What was that, Spits?"
"Yeah. They'll make a wonderful family."
"Alright then... Now that I'm not dead, what say we all go hang out somewhere?"
"All of us?" Zeph looked at me quizzically.
"Yeah. Any ideas?"
Pinkie tackled me.
"How about your house? We could have a 'Glad you're OK' party!"
"That sounds like a great idea. Everypony! To my house! Onwards and upwards, Allon-"
"Wait... Kyle...?"
"Yeah Shy?"
"Your shirt..."
"Oh."
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We all walked into my house... Which had streamers, balloons, snacks...
"Pinkie, how do you do it?"
"Oh, that's my secret, Kyle."
"Wait, what? How did you..."
"My secret!"
"OOO...Kay..."
Vinyl was at a setup rigged in my living room.
"Oh how the turntables have spun, eh kid?"
"Yeah, yeah... You're DJing at a party for me... Don't let it get to your head, Vinyl."
Octavia stepped out of the crowd of ponies who were already here, and leaned on Vinyl.
"Oh Vinyl... When will this business be done so we can spend some time together?"
"Soon, Cello-girl."
"I'll just leave you two to it, then."
I walked away, not wanting to intrude anymore.
Dashie approached me from in the crowd. She motions for me to come to her.
"Hey, Dashie. What's up?"
"I just wanted to say again... I'm really glad you're OK... I don't know what I would have done if you wouldn't have woken up."
"Well, know that I'll always be there for you, Dashie. I'd ever let anything take me away from you. Not even death itself can tear me from you."
I was so busy talking to her, I didn't even notice that we were ascending the stairs.
"Thanks. You really are in love with me..."
"Well... Yeah... I guess so..." I rubbed the back of my head. Then I realized where we were. We were standing in my bedroom.
"Huh? How did we get-" I stopped, and thought for a moment.
"Wait... WOAH WOAH WOAH... Alright... Calm yourself... You need to gain control of this situation..."
"Dashie, I don't know..."
"This is too soon... But... I do love her..." CONFOUND THESE CONFLICTING EMOTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING!
"But maybe..."
She brought her muzzle to my mouth, and we both fell on the bed.
My thoughts on the last part.
Poker face
At least you didn't go into detail...
nuff said
73548
That was just brilliant.
SIDE NOTE: I thought you would all be horrified and pissed at me... PHEW.
Well...if that's the case, hope they don't have kids yet. (until they're the same species.)
clop
And from this point, anything could happen.
ANYTHING!!!!
Also, a blue suit would fit me for the proposal? Wat do teh readers thinkz?
My thoughts on the last part.73555
Not really. I'm kinda used to it, seeing as this is the fourth Human X Dash fic I'm reading.
73557
NOT GONNA HAPPEN! Although... We may adopt...
73560
I say hell yeah.
73562
Wow, I'm really that unoriginal? I mean, I knew there would be Human X Dash fics out there but... Wow. On my behalf, I didn't know about any of them...
73555 Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellll...I am KINDA Disturbed by what may or may not have happened, but that's just me.....Hopefully.
The real debate that I'm having, is that if the relationship actually DOES go as far as it seems to be going, it just would seem right for Kyle to be Ponyfied,(You know, Compatible genetics and all that) while at the same time, I'm not sure if it woud ruin everyone elses enjoyment from the story. Whatever happens,Remember that No matter what situation you're in, whatever you do to solve the problem, WILLmake someone uncomfortable.
With that said...
ALLONS-Y!!!
I don't know what to say. Other than, Great job, and Bow chicka wow wow.
dear sir you should know that your fourth wall is currently at 85% we ask that you do what is neccessary to bring this down to at least 20%
please oh god please tell me they are not doing what i think their doing?! if so i will vomit because i cannot and i reapeat cannot imagin a pony and human doing "you know what" its literally too disturbing and now i have mental pics in my head you devalish writer.....confound you....
I don't see anything wrong a pony with a human. Seriously, you people take it like if it was Bin Laden, I mean, what's wrong with bestiality?
73560 Navy blue suit is best suit.
What does 'Allons-y' mean?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_8FEjV6pBo
To SperFrodo
Hopefully ths clears the Allons-y qeston.
P.S. Dont lame me, ts aot the est way can explan t...
Also dont lame me for the werd words, have no dea why does the comments do ths...
73774
It means "Let's go" in French.
It's a catchphrase of the Doctor.
I used it yesterday myself at the dentists.
I dont like dentists.
They don't do it
I have this feeling in the pit of my stomach that its one big
DAMN YOU NATE! THAT WAS MY LINE! Oh well. Guess i will just stick to giggidy.
73626
73590
Would you all stop thinking like I'm still on Earth? I'm trapped in Equestria, so I have no other options, other than a Zebra or a Griffon. And as SureFreeD said, it's not really that bad... Worse things go on every day. For gods sakes this is the fourth time I've had to say this...
73590
And with the ponification, that is NOT happening. Then it would feel like a Conversion Bureau story, and we all know how much everyone loves them...
You know something?
i think i found a song that perfectly matches the end of this chapter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MwjX4dG72s
enjoy
74071
Awwww... That's just perfect. I love it.
sex with Equestrian Ponies is NOT beastiality. [SMARTASS ACTIVATED]
beastialty by my defintion is; sexual intercorse with a being that is not intelligent
and incase you /B/acement dwellers dont know the definition of intelligent here it is the abilities for abstract thought, understanding, communication, reasoning, learning, planning, and problem solving.
lets start with humans and (planet Earth) ponies; we humans are intelligent beings, mmkay. we can solve complex problems and do a multitude of other things using our inteligance, like bulding structures. painting. writing, and invent things to make life beter.
(planet Earth) ponies cant. because they are not intelligent beings. they can't solve complex problems or build things or paint or write and invent stuf to make life beter because (planet Earth) ponies are not intelligent.
now equestrian ponies ARE intelligent beings becase they have expresed intelligence in a multitude of differint ways and have proved that fact about a million times in the show.
and you have no idea how much it pisses me of that people think sex Equestrian Ponies is beastiality
[SMARTASS DEACTIVATED]
74150
HOLY SHIT, THANK YOU! Jesus, you have no idea how wonderful it is to find someone who thinks the same as I do on this subject. MUFFINS APLENTY FOR YOU!
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My opinion on this chap
if dash has baby will it be a human with wings or a pony with toes and fingers
79681
None?
Kyle already said this in a comment, but I tell you again: IF (really it's just if) they have a baby, then it will bea normal pony with the father's haircolor.
That's it!
73555
Horrified? Or.. pissed? Meh, maybe a little. But just don't go into detail... ah, well, I'll read ahead and see
hey kyle, somethings been on my mind, every now and then you'll say "oh my goddess" or something similar, is that a reference to celestia/luna or is it based on a religion you have, I don't mean to pry if this is a touchy subject but i would just like to know
74150 HOORAY I FOUND ANOTHER SMARTASS WHO IS ALL TECHNICAL AND SHIT
curse my corrupted mind!
My secret!!! For Pinkie, breaking the laws comes as easy as breathing.
Yay, demonoid agrees with me!
btw: there's a term for such relations: it's inter-species-coitus. Meaning intercourse between two (or more......... giggity) sentient beings of different species. There are currently two sentient species on our planet. They are 1) humans and 2) Dolphins. So as you can see, this phenomena almost never happens.
Giggity
oh yeah Dashie....just you....me....and my big ass bed mmmmmm
what don't you understand? it is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, SO THERE IS NO REAL LOVE. THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD REALLY HAPPEND IT'S FRIENDZONING
heh! I know Pinkie's secret! She can't read minds just italics! She's a crazy little Forth Wall Breaker!378872 calm down!! Don't make me love and tolerate you until you calm down!
73548 I don't know if anyone has told you this yet but... Edd passed away about 2 weeks ago. I'm sorry to have to break the news to you. I nearly cried when I heard the news.
What. But.
...
No comment, just continuing.
Alternative ending
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74155 You two aren't alone
74045 Oh thank you lord!
NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
GODAMN IT CLOP FIC INBOUND. MOTHERFUCKER
(I know this is probably an old story but screw it!)
"SIR WHAT DO WE DO?!?!"
Shining Armour replied calmly, "Sound the clop sirens and infom princess Celestia!"
Then he added, "Gentlecolts it's going to be a long day..."