CHAPTER 47
Scootaloo was jumping around like she was on fire from sheer joy.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! COACH AND RAINBOW DASH ARE GONNA BE MY PARENTS!"
"Yeah. Now can ya' calm down, squirt?" Dashie was acting completely calm. I was freaking out.
"I'm a DAD... Holy frijoles... What have I gotten myself into?"
"DADDY!" Scootaloo jumped at me.
"Ah!" I caught her. We both started laughing. "Calm yourself, kiddo. Me and Da- Mommy need to talk." Dashie turned red when I said that. I put Scootaloo down, and she waited patiently.
Me and Dashie lowered our tones to a whisper.
"So... What do you suggest we do? I dunno about us living apart..."
"Then why don't you move in with me, Kyle? I have plenty of room, and I can get Derpy to lend me her shipment crew for all of your larger things."
"Oh... Ummm... I-I... But what about my recording equipment?"
"I've got an attic." She looked at me with a gleam in her eye. I wasn't winning this one.
"Alright... Yeah. I can make a good bit of money selling my house too. I'd better get home and start packing... Hey, Scoots, wanna help?"
"Sure, Dad!"
I felt my heart jump when she said that... Dad... I like it.
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Me and Scoots walked all around my house, packing everything into boxes. I only had about three boxes of things so far. I never was one for decoration. Or furniture.
"Wow... I can't believe I'm going to get to live with you and Rainbow Dash..."
"Yeah, well... Be thankful, Scoots. Everything has value, and family is priceless."
"Alright."
We packed up the last box, and hauled it outside to the crew that Dashie had Derpy bring.
"Here's the last one. Be careful with it."
The strong looking pegasus nodded, and he flew off with the rest of the team. Now we just needed to move my recording equipment.
"Hey, Dad?" That was going to take some getting used to...
"Hm?"
"Can we go home now?"
I smiled and nodded. I kneeled down, and she climbed onto my shoulders. I would have to have Dashie teach her to fly.
"Ready?"
"Ready!"
"Onwards and upwards, allons-y!"
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I landed at Dashie's doorstep, and Scoots jumped down to the "Ground" of the cloud.
"Wow... I've never been up on the clouds before!"
"Really? Well, here you go then."
Scoots ran inside, and Dashie walked out the door, and leaned on me.
"So... We're really doing this, aren't we?"
I put my hand on top of her head. "Yeah. We need to. It's the right thing to do... And besides, it'll be fun."
"Well, I'm glad we're raising her together."
"Me too."
Then, we heard a crashing noise, followed by a gasp.
"Oops..." Scoots stepped out of the door, and smiled sheepishly.
"What was that...?"
"I knocked over a mirror."
"Kyle...?" Dashie looked to me, seeming a bit angry.
"I'll get the glue..."
I can already tell this will be hilarious, heartwarming, sad, and HI-Freaking-larious.
That's the fun thing about kids...things tend to get broken around them. To make matter worse this kid is one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders which is bound to have it's own set of problems. I forsee many returns home covered in tree sap and various other substances all depending on what kind of Cutie Mark was on the list for that day.
Quite a short chapter, But great anyways. Still D'Aww.
Kyle, this will be the hardest of all things in your entire life!
And let's see the situation from Scootaloo's side!
Here is her idol and her coach. And they are a couple. And her parents too.
I think something will be with this thing, Rainbow was her idol afterall!
Good chapter btw, just short.
BROKEN MIRROR FTW!
Oh, Scoots.... As destructive as you can be, you're still hilarious.
This is gonna be freaking hilarious!
I can already picture what'll happen next....
SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LUCK FOR YOU, SCOOTS!
Uh oh. Will there be seven chapters of bad luck?
Seems very fast, I mean, how long have you and Dash been together? And now a Scoots? You know what comes next, right? You BETTER listen to Beyonce and PUT A CELESTIA-DAMNED RING ON IT!!!
RD: but I can't wear rings...
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Hmmm... I dunno... Ah what the hell, WHY NOT? But maybe later... Sometime after Christmas...
I hope Scoots will eventually calm down. Last thing we need her to do is rush about on the clouds for her first time and fall off. I know Dashie and Kyle would rush to the rescue but falling off a cloud wouldn't be a pleasant experience.
I wonder how hard it is to add rooms to a cloud house. I can't imagine it would be too hard with it being cloud and all. Although I think Kyle may have a little problem ahead of him. Wouldn't he have to keep his sneakers on all the time or else fall thru the cloud? Unless that wing spell left a bit of magic in him that would act similar to pegasus magic he may be in a little trouble.
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I... Didn't think of that... Time to talk to Twilight... And hope to Celestia she doesn't kill me with one of her spells...
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Earrings? A Bracelet maybe? There are options out there at least. I would probably avoid a necklace though considering the Elements' physical form.
*gasp* she broke a mirror! thats seven chapters bad luck!
Quick tip for you.... Among ponies, it is an Engagement Earring. Also, GO AND SIGN THE *BLEEEP*IN PAPERWORK BEFORE YOU ARE ACCUSED OF FOALNAPPING!
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I think it varies. I've read stories where it was an earring and others where it was a "hoof ring" which is basically a bracelet. I also sense someone has recently read Family Mares too.
76646 I haven't read it yet, but im going to soon.. Also, an engagement earring just makes a bit more sense to me.
and i guess a broken mirror means 7 more chapters of bad luck.
Awesome! lots of DAWWWW in this capter.
I will expres my happines twoard the last chapter with this:http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/059/601/spiderman116_spideydancing1.gif?1318992465
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/059/601/spiderman116_spideydancing1.gif?1318992465
dam the internet its trolling me
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We already signed all that stuff. I thought you guys would have just assumed that.
intense!
In Equestria, A human had traveled there, became a famous DJ, and raised a family.
MEANWHILE BACK ON EARTH
not a single F*** has been given......
yea sounds right
76639 dangit that was what i was going to say
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So, what, are you saying you don't like my story?
Wait what......
no im just saying some one could actually do this and we would not even notice them being gone.
This shit has so much D'aaawww.
Sometimes I hate how creative you are...
*Begrudgingly boots up photoshop*
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Oh. OK. I didn't understand...
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MUAHAHAHA!
D'aaaww i like how this story is going even though it's finished..
173418 yeah, it feels kinda awkward posting when all other comments are from weeks ago. Even now your comment is now over 4 weeks old. Then again that's me; always late to the party.
76610Hey! I resent that
''COACH AND RAINBOW DASH ARE GONNA BE MY PARENTS!''
the valve fan in my mind kick in and i suddenly thought of coach and dashie raising scoot lol
isnt Kyle 16? O_o bit young for a dad
846509 MAH FRIENDS CALL ME COACH
GLUE
GLUE!!!
Where in the hell the Equestrians got glue if glue is made from horses?!
2409383 canabalism?
Ok.... You are seriously freaking me out. You have somehow managed to record my life at that age in high detail. You have managed to make me cry once again. You are the only author that has managed to make me cry more than once in a single story. Again, props to you.
How the hell can you break a mirror on cloud?
Yes I'm questioning the magic.
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Maybe you can answer this.