Lunas magical enhancements are totally unbeatable, I wonder if she has tried or Thomas will suggest, after a while, some of the more obscure human ideas, unless Luna already met the Seapony Sex Squid?

Maybe one option for Thomas answer to the sheath thing is that humans dont have natural ones, so the loin cloth does duty instead? that way, you see it hanging you know you aint getting any more?

Is there anywhere in Canterlot sell active toys or are they currently all teh passive, static and maybe extremely expensive magical versions, as Im wondering about Thomas enquiring about equivalent to a dual shock clockwork stimulator.

This was a pretty dang good chapter. Thomas has come a long way since he first started this gig. The interactions with Moonlight and Co. were really fun to read as well.

judge babe mayhaps jelly? mayhaps want da D? mayhaps I is drunk?

Am I the only one thinking It'd be nice to see him grow a bit closer to regular pony size?
I don't mean his dick either, I mean himself, and even then, not to the full height.

7631716 Maybe some kind of wrong place wrong time, magic accident.

7631716 All I'll say is that Luna's magic serves as a convenient plot device to allow for all manner of possibilities.

7631638 I'm having fun writing them, as well as Thomas' development. Depression is never something you can fully get over, but having good friends around helps keep you level and secure.

"I have HOW MUCH?!"
"That's a lot of digits..."
"Well look on the bright side Chimp; I'm pretty sure you can afford nearly any house hooves down that doesn't have the word 'estate' in the title..."
"... Or the down payment on one that does."
"I have HOW much?"
"I think he's broken."
"Well that's about the only thing 'broke' about him for the foreseeable future."

7631603 Clockwork?

The mental images are horrifying. I hope you know that.

7631776 Certainly something to play with.

And even if that is what she thinks, so what?

When and where is the funeral of Sir Thomas held?

Awesome chapter!

7633346 Sorry to disappoint, but you're really giving me too much credit in assuming there's a larger plan at work. I have a few ideas connected in the loosest excuse of a plan. Pretty much every chapter is free written as I let the story lead me. Further, I based Thomas too much on myself in that both of us don't do well with the avalanche of hate, like what I got from having the reincarnation element in the first place. Yes, I am also disappointed in myself for making this choice to bow to peer pressure and throw out all the foreshadowing that seemed to have gone over most people's heads, but that's how it is. The loose connection of ideas I call a plan marches on.

a super chapter vary good.

I continue to adore this story.

7631772 Time for one of my comments

“You said a while back that you use magic to give yourself that, right? I mean, it’s not a thing you’ve always had and just keep hidden, right?” He asked, recalling a certain popular hypothetical in some clop fics.

“Would it bother you if the answer was yes?”

“I… Huh. Good question.”

Good answer my boy.

And while she already said she’s not going to force me into anything like that, I guess I don’t have a problem watching.

The bathroom was more crowded than ever as the human was left feeling like the runt of the litter trying to push back the larger females for his turn

I am sorry but I have to say it.

Don't drop the soap Thomas

Luna: Give me your but Thomas.

Thomas: W-what what do you mean?

Luna: give your but.

Thomas: No

Luna: GIVE ME YOUR BUT!!!

Thomas: NOOOOOOO!!!

As Moonlight explained to the others about Thomas’ reluctance to engage in a herd because of human’s cultural monogamy, Talon gripped the human’s shoulder and wordlessly asked what was on his mind. “So now, instead of the like ten ponies Luna wants for her harem, I’m gonna have to satisfy like four more?”

“Three to five,” Talon corrected as she nodded solemnly. “But yes. You’re gonna have to use your human cock to satisfy roughly fifteen pussies.”

That poor and brave boy soo big is his burden, Leonidas, Alexander, and Napoleon bow down to his bravery and courage.

Moonlight beamed and lifted Thomas into a hug. “You are just too cute,” she emphasized by following up with a prolonged kiss on his cheek. The mares and stallions all cooed as the human gave some token resistance in Moonlight’s powerful arms, but his struggles were ultimately in vain and he surrendered.

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Hehehehe

“Well at least that one makes sehhheeense!” Moonlight whimpered as the human began tracing his finger along the outline of her cutie mark, trying to follow the same path Luna had traced earlier. She looked over her shoulder and gave her most pleading pouty face. “Why are you so mean to me?”

“Could be worse,” he shrugged as he pulled himself up to give her a quick peck on the lips. “I could, for example, not suggest you stick around the next time Luna calls me.”

“Wow, chimp,” Talon smirked. “You’ve got a bit of a dark side. That’s kind of hot.”

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7631643 I like the way you think while drunk

7640727 Glad you're enjoying it. I also really liked those pictures.

I swear Thomas, you better put that ring custom to good use. I mean, we have the same name and I thought it up and how sweet it would be, so let's be on the same wave length here buddy.

If Thomas is going to be banging all this mares he is going to need some enhancements like one a dick to match Luna's with some bigger balls and a lot of stamina for all of them. This was a cute chapter.

7681315 Tis entirely possible.

Fuck comes from the proto-Germanic word fikken which meant to strike as with a stick. Acronyms weren't commonly used in English until the nineteenth century.

Weird. Thomas thought

Comma

“Would it bother you if the answer was yes?”

That might be a little too hentai for him.

“I’ll remind you of my lion heritage.”

But lion kittens are adorable!

scolding herself for sleeping in

More like getting slept in :p

The bathroom was more crowded than ever

I feel like the simplest solution is to expand the bathroom. Why should they all be fighting over one sink?

simply point out the impeccable record of Sir Captain Shining Armor.

Impeccable ... well, so far, I suppose.

Equestria was almost entirely a meritocracy.

An alleged meritocracy. No system is a true meritocracy.

of a way to argue that.”

Comma

“I call her sweet wings.”

Also comma

you’re hip deep in unicorn plot.”

Last comma

This was good. I wanna see what happens when Moonlight isn't Thomas' personal guard, see how well Blade Grace does.
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though it’s immense

its

Also, it’s actually an acronym for ‘fornicate under cardinal knowledge’.”

It's actually not! I only know this because I'm a nerd.

alternate until we found someone

find

Thomas chuckled as he pressed the side of his face into Moonlight’s shoulder. “It means pretty much the same thing as buck.” He smirked. “Also, it’s actually an acronym for ‘fornicate under cardinal knowledge’.”

It comes from the Germanic word frikken, which means to strike repeatedly. I can't fault our boy here in the story for not knowing the origin as he doesn't appear to be a nerd, like me.

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“Really? Isn’t that kind of racist? I mean, there are donkeys in Equestria, right?”

Tf is he talking about?

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Is it racist to use ass as a slur when there is a whole racial group called asses?

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Oh so that’s why we say frick sometimes lmfao

DANG IT!!!! THIS IS STARTING TO GET COMPLICATED !!!!